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It's alright I guess. It's just that I can actually make better burgers at home for a lot cheaper. It's pretty much just homemade stuff which isn't really what I'm looking for when I want fast food slop cos IDK How to make a mcdonalds tasting burger at home.
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>>3040177nigga arent you vietnamese
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>>3040177put estrogen in your burger patty
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Does not exist xere, so it's goyslop
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>>3040177I think a lot of that comes down to how most fast food places cook their burgers
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>>3040185I have a million times, idrc anymore if you're that retarded
>>3040188Funnily enough I know how to make good McDonalds fries lol
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but i couldn't make the sloppy ahh triple cheeseburger
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>>3040193I've never actually had a triple from McDonalds, back when I still went frequently I'd generally grab 2 doubles (because it was usually all I'd eat for the entire day, before any of you call me a fatass). I always considered them to have the ideal meat/cheese/bun ratio
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>>3040202kek i used to get like 6 plain cheeseburgers for L6
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and then sometimes id just get 3 double cheeseburgers instead yea
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>>3040183The burgers and fries are honestly really good by fast food standards, they're expensive as fuck doe. I work literally right next to one and I make enough money to afford it, so I frequently swing by there to grab dinner after work.
>>3040213In fairness, at my old job it was like the only option for food on the 30+ minute drive home that didn't involve going way out of my way to get to and was still reliably open. Other than that my only option was to stop at a gas station and just get snacks, and that's not really food.
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>>3040224just cook your own smash burgers. five guys quality and a lot cheaper
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>>3040224that doesnt answer my question
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>>3040227I have wanted to try that for a while, but I don't really have the equipment, and I'm usually too fucking tired to want to cook anything by the time I get off work.
>>3040229What was the question then?
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>>3040233You just need a cast iron pan and a cooker
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burgers are unironically aryan if made without oil or soy
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>>3040236hes too goy to own a cast iron pan
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>>3040236I'll have to look more into it, I probably have one lying around SOMEWHERE. I'm not exactly the best at cooking doe, might have to ask my dad to swing by for advice
>>3040238I just realized what you meant, forgive me, it's like 4 AM.
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>>3040242then answer it???????
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>>3040246is bormgar good or is it slop, i desire to know what the masses think
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>>3040242It's easy af, I can tell you what to do. Cooking smash burgers is so easy you will punch yourself for not doing it sooner
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>>3040257we all fallin for this in 26 g25fag
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>>3040253I mean I know it's easy in practice, it's more of a mental thing that I don't really want to get into. It helps me a lot to have somebody there physically the first time or two, it's kinda like ADHD decision paralysis
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>>3040260oh my god you BABY
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>>3040264no i barely even use this board anymore because booru is gooder
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>>3040254I don't know, man, it's 4 in the morning, I just wanted to see what people thought geg
>>3040262I can do it fine on my own afterwards, it's just a weird mental thing. I don't like talking about it.
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>>3040267i wanna punch you
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>>3040270Yes, you've said this
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>>3040260just do it nigga
>>3040267i dont know what a bormgar is
i was asking POLIMPS
just forget it
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>>3040272bormgar = burger
And I know you meant political implications, what the fuck do you even want me to say for that geg
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>>3040273>is burger good or notwhat does that mean?
this is a burger thread
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>>3040271WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
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Are these burgers processed?
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I mean burgers are sandwiches so they can be healthy unless you dip them in grease like mcdonalds does
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>>3040276Far less than most
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>>3040279I hate processed burgers i literally go to burger king and mcdonakds but only for the fries and ice cream i never eat the burgers
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Somephono drew ADC on the wall at my local five guys
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>>3040277im literally a diagnosed autist and im 10x more normal than you
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>>3040284To be fair McDonald's burgers do suck in comparison to any other chain that actually bothers to put in effort
>>3040281McDonald's ice cream does fucking slap. Do you guys get the KitKat McFlurries down there? They had them last time I went to the Azores and it made me so mad that they're not on the menu here
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>>3040289I meant burger king ice cream that shit hits
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>>3040289The big arch is good
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>>3040289all fast food burgers are shit doe
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>>3040290I don't think I've ever actually had Burger King ice cream, I think I've eaten there like a total of 3 times in my life.
>>3040292Eh, there's different levels of shit. Compared to even something like Wendy's, McDonald's basically tastes like rubber
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>>3040294that isnt a bottom friendly diet, maybe you shouldnt eat that kind of stuff
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>>3040298I'm pretty sure my uncle and cousin actually went to the Heart Attack Grill in Vegas a while back.
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Don't know
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>>3040298i hate thick burgers they're slop
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WSRQTD why did you delete that
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>>3040295I had McDonald's for like the first time in over a month today because my dad happened to swing by there on his way over, I don't really actively go there anymore
>>3040305To be fair the bypass burgers are intentionally obscene, the restaurant is literally called the Heart Attack Grill and their fries are cooked in pure lard
>>3040308Because I accidentally reppied to myself
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>>3040311ye but they taste like shit, i only like smash burgers
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>>3040311ithought you deleted coz u exposed urself as underage on accident
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>>3040316Satoko fatshames those who eat the octuple bypass burger
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>>3040312I'll eat a thicker patty at an actual restaurant if they're made well. Smash burgers are preferred doe
>>3040313Dude it's been established multiple times that I'm nearly 30 geg
>>3040314They literally make you sign a waiver, and if you're over 350 pounds you eat for free. The octuple bypass has like just under 20,000 calories GEG
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>>3040319What if the octuple bypass is actually aryan cuisine for the gods but mere mortals like us aren't actually meant to eat it so it just gives us vomiting and a heart attack
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I'm not going to lie I'm so glad I added the poorfag option, it's funny as fuck
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>>3040321I just picture zeus fucking munching down on a stack of octuple bypass burgers and not reacting in any way
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>>3040322you should make beef jerky
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>>3040325I tried googling "fat zeus" and all that came up was some weird furfag who draws a fat Godzilla as Zeus geg
>>3040329I actually really really hate the texture of jerky
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FUCKING JAWLESS FAGGOT
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>>3040332>>3040333I JUST DON'T LIKE HOW IT FEELS IN MY MOUTH NIGGER
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Five guys is goyslop make your own burgers or even better just eat steak
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>>3040335I'm also not a big fan of steak sadly enough. Even cooked perfectly I just find it too stringy.
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>>3040334even doe its hard and then it goes to mushy
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>>3040336Jawletsissycuckas???? our response?
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>>3040337Yeah, I don't like that combo. Autism texture sensitivity sucks ass
>>3040340Dude I used to just crush Wonka Gobstoppers whole, my jaw strength is not the issue here geg
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>>3040343i garuntee i am more autistic and i love playing with mud and eating weird things.
just grow up bro
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>>3040336Perhaps you have just eaten poor quality meat or a cut that doesn't fit your liking
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The reason why everyone has a recessed jaw is because we just stuff our throats with soft chewy goyslop that requires no effort to eat
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>>3040346I mean I'm not above playing with mud, but the food stuff isn't for lack of trying. I can like how something tastes but if the texture doesn't jive with my mind I literally cannot even force myself to swallow it.
>>3040347Possible, but I'm not about to start experimenting with steak willy-nilly right now
>>3040351To be fair my wisdom teeth actually came in partially, they just came in fucking sideways geg
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>>3040358even doe you can just grow up
>came in sidewaysthats because ur a jawlet
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>>3040362Dude some people are straight-up born without wisdom teeth now. I had a slight overbite as a kid but my jaw is actually pretty solid. These days it's probably my teeth that are the weak link actually, I didn't brush enough as a kid so those fillings would probably crack if I tried to crush jawbreakers like i used to
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>Dude some people are straight-up born without wisdom teeth now.
medication requireed
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>>3040366It's like somewhere around 30% of people now dude, they're genuinely disappearing
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>>3040369In fairness, they started becoming unnecessary when we first started using fire to cook in general.
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>>3040370literal lie
before my wisdom teeth came in i would constantly chew on my gums and hurt myself, they are useful
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Always cook your own food
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>>3040371That…sounds like a deeper jaw structure issue, man. I don't think that's normal.
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>>3040375im just a giga bro
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>>3040371when did you get yours? i'm 22 and i still haven't had mine
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aryan
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>>3040380early, 16 o algo
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>>3040383You might genuinely not have them, or they're just lying there dormant and won't present an issue unless they get infected
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Bumping because the convos here were fun
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>>3043574hi dood r u at work
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I love Five Guys
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>>3044859Hey, I gotta pay my bills somehow
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>>3044913can you buy me stuff
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>>3044917I'm not paying to have shit shipped to Australia, dude. I'm not poor, but I'm not that fucking rich either.
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>>3044919Oh. i see how it is.
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>>3044934I paid like 40 bucks for shipping the other day just to get yoyo string delivered from the other side of the country, dude; shipping is expensive as fuck GEG
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>>3044940why so exppensive? and why are u buying string
its probably the same for australia anywa, i pay that same amount to get stuff from USA
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>>3044954Yoyo string is pretty specialized, in theory you can do it yourself, but the way it works is that it's basically a string folded on itself and then retwisted from there, and you have to untwist the loop just a bit to get it on the yoyo bearing. I've been practicing with the thing enough that it was genuinely wearing the string out.
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>>3044969you could of just got some nylon string and done it yourself .
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>>3044989Polyester string is actually generally preferable to nylon for yoyos. And again, it's a bitch to do it yourself because of how they work
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>>3045041even doe nylon stronger
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>>3045049It's the smoothness of the fibers or something like that. I think some yoyo enthusiasts get into nylon string occasionally but it's not the standard. I think nylon stretches more than polyester string when you're throwing
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>>3045077medication required
nylon isnt flexible