>>3037474 (OP)A Russian, a Georgian, and a Ukrainian had a bet about who could carry the most watermelons in one go. The Russian said, "I'll carry two, one under my right armpit and one under my left." The Ukrainian said, "And I'll carry three, two under my armpits and one on the pine cone!" The Georgian said, "And I'll carry five! Two under my armpits and a Ukrainian on the pine cone!"