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PART 1:
Chud was walking down the street carrying an unregistered AR-15.
>"Damn you fucking slut!"
He thought to himself
>If this feline thinks she can insult The White Race on the internet, I'll make her regret it!
A few hours earlier on metagram or something:
<Today is the thremboth anniversary of the Catalan revolution! Let's celebrate the courage, unity, and passion of the people who took a fight against the Bourgeoisie oppressors of common people. Viva la Revolution!
>Kek! Imagine celebrating losers
<Is this why you celebrate Hitler's birthday?
>REEEE SHUT UP DA JOOZ MADE THE WHOLE WORLD FIGHT AGAINST HIM
<Hahaha imagine worshiping a wuss that didnt have the courage to face consequences for his actions. Small dick energy! I'm sure you're so insufferable as clitler because you have a tiny twp just as he did!
>FUUUUUUCK YOOOOU NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS NOW I'LL MAKE YOU PAY
<Oh Chuddie, I live in Florida at Delcatty's Avenue 88. Albeit I doubt a fascist coward like you will come, teehee~
>I'LL KILL YOU YOU SMUG BITCH
Chud put up his brown pants and a red tshirt with a swastika on. He took his gun with antisemitic writings on it with him and drove to the address Alunya gave him on his Hitlermobile (an old Nissan Almera). He parked 10 minutes away from the street and started looking for cat's house.
>Eeew why are there so many brown subhuman goatfuckers in this area? I feel like they want to mug me, or something
>There it is! The anarchist bitch's house
Chud knocked on Alunya's door and rang the doorbell aggresively
>COME OUT YOU DUMB COMMIE CUNT
Chud screamed as hard as he could
<Oh my you really came~
>Prepare to die bitch!
Chud pointed his rifle at Alunya, but she managed to grab the gun and toss it away
>FUUCK DIIIIE
Chud tried to stab the cat with the knife but she grabbed his hand and the struggle began. She quickly overpowered little chuddie, slamming him to the ground and locking him in a submission hold.
<You're so weak it's not even funny
>SHUT UP!
<Say you're a weak fascist loser!
>Heh no- OUCH STOP HURTING MEEE MOOOOMMMMY IT HURTS
<SAY IT!
>OK OK IM A PATHETIC NAZI LOSER PLEEEEASE STOP
<Good boy.
<"Mmm this fascist's squeals put me into a playful mood~~"
Alunya thought to herself
<You were a very bad boy, Chud Jakovicz. Coming all the way here to kill a defenceless woman just because your ego got hurt. I can not let it slide, you know.
>NOOOO DONT KILL ME I WILL DO ANYTHING SPARE MY LIFE
<Relax, I'm not a spiteful incel right-winger like you are. But I will have to re-educate you.
>Re-wha- hey where are YOU TAKING MEEEE?
Alunya tightly grabbed Chud by both his arms and legs and took him into the house. She tied his legs and arms so he doesn't resist.
>*sob* please let me go
<Oh no no no, my little chudcel, you need to atone for what you did~
The cat drugged poor Chud onto the bed. Her gentle hands unzipped his pants.
>What are you doing??
She lowered his clothes a little, revealing a rather big biwisea, that started to get pumped with blood
<What a pleasant surprise… Looks like not all fascists have small dicks.
>Sh-shut up whor-OUCH
Alunya stepped on his crotch gently
<I like stubborn ones. Will be more fun to break you~
>I-It's nothing!
She slid Chud's dihh back and forth, up and down with her foot, making him overexcited
>Ngggh!!
<Oh look, this pathetic nazi is going to cum from a footjob!
>NO I'M NOT!!! I HATE IT
<Your body is more honest than you~
<Now be a good boy and spill some milk for mommy
>NNNNNGH
Chud busted a nut just after 5 minutes of the cat's play but since he was on a nofap (because porn is jewish or something) his bwc quickly recovered.
<Mmm I see you're full of stamina, Chuddie. I made you feel good, now it's YOUR time to return the favor.
Alunya took her pants off, revealing somewhat muscular but still perfect legs and a partially unshaved pussy, clearly a feminist statement against patriarchy. Her fluffy tail was wriggling left and right as if she was playing with her prey. She pressed her genitalia against his lips and Chud instinctively started licking.
<Ahh!
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>>3014895
Nah i commented something unless they just don't have this VPN banned

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>>3014895
>i can't post!

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>>3014919
>I can't breathe!

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2

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>>3015009
W-what??

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wtf

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Hello op
I hope (you) will stop posting and never start again
I an most of the people here belive that if (you) stopped posting all together, it would make this board a lot better
Thank (you)

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Forgot to ss

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>>3015051
Whi so obsessef?

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>>3015064
Please
Never post again

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I'm sorry but you're a fucking legend for writing this stupid fanfic.

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>>3015053
Seethe more pls

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>>3015064
please
make more posts like this

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The gem that saved /pol/

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>>>3015064
>please
>make more posts like this

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>>3015092
Ukrainian excellence

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>I'm sorry but you're a fucking legend for writing this stupid fanfic.

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Oh, this is very gay

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>>3015125
negated

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>>3015141
Its gay though

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>>3015120
>Year 5 into 30 day special military operation but at at least we are not trans

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>>3015120
Cucknadian snca xittercuck doe

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Txey JSID thread

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>>3015217
I guess we should of posted some 'p so they didn't delete it

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>>3015217
It was a geggy run

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>>3015250
No arrow………

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>>3015217
who are the other characters doe

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A tear came down my eye reading this

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>>3015266
Arrow is for mocking not sarcasm retard

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>>3014518
RIP king 👑 ðŸŠĶ 🕊ïļ

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Up

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.

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.

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>>3013913 (OP)
>literally erotic fiction (porn)
jsid

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>>3013913 (OP)
i'll jerk off to this

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>>3013967
Pole do this now

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>>3013967
holy shit i have screens of that thread saved

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>JSID THIS IS LITERALLY APOLITICAL EPI SISA SPAM

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>>3016356
Post them i want to read some 'pastas

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Why are libertaricucks like this

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>>3016368
ok wait a bit

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>>3016488
Whoever wrote this and the delcatty Muslim white supremacist need to fight in a WWE boxing ring and whoever wins will be awarded with "Biggest Autist Award ðŸĨ‡"

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>>3016491
>>3016488
This board needs to be cleansed with fire

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>>3016534
would pay to see that

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>>3013916
hard throughout the entire read



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