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Ani keyed
Ze sharty shayakh le quote
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>>3000351 (OP)nobody will ever learn the vile clicking noises known hebrew no matter how much the jews larp as colonizers
its extremely pathetic to see you do this really
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>>3000379>Ani keyed You were trying to say "I am keyed" in hebrew. Luckily for you there is a word for keyed in hebrew which is the literal translation of "based" (the term that keyed replaces). Its root 3 characters are bet samekh samekh and they sound like V.S.S
So "I am keyed" would be "Ani Mevusas" for masculine as I assume youre a male.
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Do they have Hebrew but in american letters in israel? I ain't tryna learn a new alphabet
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>>3000419My ukro-russian grandma knows hebrew and can talk with everybody here but she still doesn't know the hebrew alphabet, dont worry, its not that needed
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>>3000437Sick, I actually wanna learn it and Greek!
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>>3000445Well, look for courses online, maybe even use fagalingo even though theyre faggy
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o masheu kaze
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>>3000454Finally you wrote "or something like that" correctly
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>>3000456ive always done that tho
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>>3000459You wrote it as "O misheu kaze" (or someone like that) before
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id rather learn yiddish
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>>3000462Yiddish is dead also it sounds like retarded German
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>>3000472Hey, is Yiddish related to Hebrew like English is related to German?
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Hebrew also has great insults. My favourite is "You zeroed zero"
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>>3000482its like kikebonics
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>>3000482I mean like a little but generally nope Yiddish is a germanic language
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>>3000485Whats the origin of Yiddish then? I would've thought it would be
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>>3000489Oh. Intresting. I wonder if the origins of it are from roman era joos.
Also, yesterday I learned THE julius Caesar was helped by duh joos, when coming to the throne of emperor.
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>>3000502jews just be everywhere
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>>3000497btw maybe ive already asked but who do you consider a jew? what amount of ancestry etc
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>>3000502Welp anyway I wanna do smth
Anyway Hebrew is very weird for the average native english speaker
Not as much as mandarin and Japanese but not as little as Russian and Spanish
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>>3000507I really dont care. However in Judaism if your mother's jewish you are too.
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>>3000510Btw japanese sentence structure is fucking nuts but I kinda love it
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>>3000510jap is pretty easy because of hiragana.
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✋Mr.Shekelstein can I use the bathroom?
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>>3000600yeah they also even have katakana for simpler shit for foreigners so you can halfass it even more. kinda weird for a place so xenophobic honestly.
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>>3000614 No
>>3000619 Maybe its for children? Wait, a think it was for woman at first wasnt it
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>>3000614MAY I use the backroom, you ESL
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>>3000628idk the origins of it exactly. kanji is basically a 1:1 ripoff of the chinese stuff. hiragana is an actual phonetic alphabet. katakana is also phonetic but its basically mimicing sounds of foreign languages and giving them their own alphabet. essentially like how youd talk if you wanted to make a racist japanese caricature.
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>>3000646I mean they gotta learn how to pronounce Ls before they complain about "racist Japanese caricatures"
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>>3000659japs vowed never to take an L again after hiroshima
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damnit it was niggasali that got bombed second. joke fail
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>>3000628The katakana were made by some ancinet monks who were trying to figure out a way to translate jeetshitscribbles into superior Nihon since there weren't 1:1 Kanji available for translation and they didn't want to use existing kanji that could give exact definitions unintended meanings, they created katakana to spell it out phonetically.
I think you are thinking of the hiragana. Some pre-warring states foid was too dumb to remember all of the kanji, so she took the existing katakana system of spelling shit out phonetically, but because she is a retarded foid and cared more about appearences than substance she prettied it up so it would look like the brushstrokes of Kanji. She used that write her foid smut, it spread among other foids, and gradually became commonplace.
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>>3000792Informatical gem