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Postscript. To avoid any confusion and critical opinion, I declare on my own responsibility and to the full extent of my mental faculties, that the present writing is a supernovel of ultra-introspective hyperanalysis. And after all, I have no reason to keep hiding behind myself and I confess that I wrote this book only for my women:
Those who were and I loved
Those who are and I do not love
Those who have not been born yet and I will love them.
WHO READS ME DOES ME AN HONOR
WHO DOES NOT READ ME A PLEASURE
IMPORTANT NOTICE
The characters in this writing are downright personal and belong exclusively to the author. Any closeness to other characters constitutes an odious act of bad faith and vile slander, to the integrity and expression of intellectual honesty. Coincidences and similarities with other characters, facts and acts in everyday life being entirely coincidental, the author is only responsible for the objects handed over directly to the wardrobe.
AN EVEN MORE IMPORTANT NOTICE
People with weak nerves, suffering from premature insufficiency of the endocrine glands and pronounced intellectual debility, are strongly requested not to read this writing.
The author is not responsible for any mental accidents.
VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE
t is absolutely forbidden, under penalty of beating and boiling water, for children under 13 and women under 30 to read this book…
In this book, phenomena occur for which such creatures have neither senses nor sufficiency.
The above provisions also include honor educators and moralists, perverse and odious beings, who daily attack the peace and mystery of immaculate public stupidity.
WHAT TO KNOW
Don't take into account what my literary critics and reviewers say: none of them has a license to carry a gun and all of them practice, sickly, poaching.
INSTRUCTIONS
You, who dare to read this super-novel, leave your stupidity at home: whoever sleeps in the dark with galoshes, catches a cold.
WARNING!
Do not swear at the author. He writes as best he can.
I TELL YOU FOR THE LAST TIME: WARNING!
Do not start reading this book until you have thoroughly wiped your paws and thoroughly washed your muzzle and teeth.
Everywhere, access to the hall with dogs and jungle beasts is strictly prohibited, under penalty of a beating and a fine on the spot. Those who will give in to the instigations, suddenly and in a long circuit, will have their ears ringing and will hiccups nervously until the ninth generation.
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WELCOME IN AND OCCUPIED YOUR PLACE IN MY HEART
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And now, I reserve the pleasure of informing you, by this distant path of deferential writing, that I am… ready. Yes, I am speaking very seriously. I am ready. Things, not to speak at a bad time, have gone sufficiently and quite well. You guys, shut up because your ass is showing - the garbage collector on my street said. And now let's really get serious. And let's start working.
"COCKTAIL"
defends you against taboo ignorance.