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It is 11th day of lent and i have m*sturbated. Political implications of being a weak willed letcherous swine with no impulse control?

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dont worry its not haram to do that idk never read the book

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OP is a goonhitler GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG let's laugh at and bully OP!!!

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>>2984810
I deserve it tbh..

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you fap because you are bored and it gives you dopamine, you need to always distract yourself, like gaming or going for a walk

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Do better next time

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also doesnt help that this site gets spammed with nsfw shit

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>For though the righteous fall seven times, they rise again, but the wicked stumble when calamity strikes.

Proverbs 24:16

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dont hate yourself over it, go to confession if necessary then forget it and move on, always look forward.

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>>2984828
so trve. never goon

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>>2984836
Imagine telling your priest that you gooned to soytan diaper gemmies. Do Christcucks really do that?

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>>2984851
accidental sage

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>>2984828
>>2984836
Thanks. Though it is hard not to doubt the sincerity of my actions if I'll probably do it over and over again in the future too.

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I'm profoundly dissappointed in your behavior. No gooning for the next year.

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>>2984851
I did that on the 22., though you don't go into detail and just say that you m*sturbated.

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>>2984851
imagine telling your haji that you gooned to furry porn. o algo

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>>2984851
It's better to confess it then to not. But of course he shouldn't have gooned to it in the first place.

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>>2984865
That'd be silly hence Islam doesn't have confessions

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>>2984865
its normal for turks because they believe to be descended from HMOFA

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>>2984869
It has something similar iirc

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>>2984861
I try that doe. I don't know if it's psychological or hormonal but after about a week, i get aroused very easily.

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>>2984873
its an addiction nigga, its not easy to quit, keep distracting yourself

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>>2984873
Since you're going to confession justvask the priest to help you

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as long as there was no porn involved then whatever. nofap isnt healthy all that stagnant jizz leaks into your brain and makes you a rapist

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>>2984957
Being a rapist gives you gigastrenght doe

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>>2984957
do not investigate

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What is lent

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>>2984960
bad with the good or whatever

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>>2984962
investigate what?

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>>2984964
Basicaly hacker known as snarky snappy

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>>2984873
nigga that's just your hormones and a sign your genitals are still working

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>>2984957
Thats not true at all

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>>2984957
eventhough

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>>2984964
A period of fasting between clean monday and eastern (in my denomination). I abstain from dairy, fish, meat and eggs. Naturally, m*sturbating in a period of asceticism is very counter intuitive, hence my frustration

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>>2984975
dude if i go 4 days without cumming i have to wash my sheets because im having a wet dream guaranteed.

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>>2984980
You just need to keep yourself busy with things because the reason you are masturbating is to fulfill your need for the power process. And thus fulfilling it trough other means would remove your desire to do the degenerate act of masturbation.

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>>2984972
you wouldnt know because youre a chronic masturbator

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>>2984986
tsmt. This proves nobaldi on the sharty actually does nofap it's all a LARP

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>>2984980
> I abstain from dairy, fish, meat and eggs
why would you even do something so retarded?

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>>2984986
I cant relate

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>>2984865
it is completely halal in islam

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>>2984992
where did you even get that conclusion from???

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>>2985002
you just need more zinc in your diet

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>>2985011
I do not masturbate retard

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>>2985012
and youve mever had a wet dream? low t as fuck

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>>2984998
Because these are the principles of orthodox great lent. You deliberately make a sacrifice and abstain from something good. I don't care to explain the theology behind it right now, i am sorry.

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>>2985015
I just have self control and a desire to abstain from lust and degeneracy.

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>>2985016
ok but why meat? why not something else like imageboards?

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>>2985022
dude no amount of self control is gunna stop the dam from overflowing

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>>2985026
There is no overflowing, theres only fulfillment and non fulfillment. It doesn't require masturbation to fulfill it. You can get equal fulfillment from just working.

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>>2985036
is this some really nerdy way to tell me you get laid?

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>>2985023
It's more bothersome to abstain from nourishment. You can also quit anything else you wish on top of that. I wanted to quit j*rking off, but i failed.

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>>2984828
Basically do dis, beating up yourself over it now won't change much, the best you can do is learn from your mistakes and strive to do better.

It's like working out at the gym, you're not going to walk in deadlifting 500 lbs, you have to struggle with smaller weights and eventually you'll graduate onto greater things, the only caveat is that you should never give up.

That being said, me and all of /pol/ believe in you and are rooting for you in your journey.

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Nofapping gave me crazy powers and now i can shoot lightning bolts from my fingertips so youre missing out OP icl

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>>2985052
Thank you. I shall try to do as good as i can, regardless of my slip-ups.

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>>2985049
dont see it as a failure dumbass. you did 1 set of nofap for 11 days. now you have a record to break.



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