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I was on the toilet pooping, and it was a really big log, and I was very constipated so I was pushing really hard, and then out of nowhere I started cumming everywhere.
Is this normal? I'm really scared and ashamed right now

 ā„–2977113[Quote]

Probably bait, but technically speaking bearing down like that can put pressure on the prostate and squeeze out jizz

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>>2977113
Hey man can you stop that

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>>2977115
What the fuck did I do nigger?

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>>2977129
The words you are putting on my screen I don't like that

 ā„–2977133[Quote]

Maybe stop using the internet

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>>2977132
I mean I don't like it either but it's technically true.

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>>2977138
Snopes?

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>>2977139
Big turd in ass + muscle contraction from trying to shit = massive log squishes prostate and literal clittyleak geg

 ā„–2977144[Quote]

jsid

 ā„–2977145[Quote]

why do I have the poop id color?

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>>2977113
>Body is so screwed up that pooping has the same effect as anal sex
I don't really even know what to think about this

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>>2977074 (OP)
Thats really great honey

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>>2977145
Because this thread is about raisin and it's very raisin

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 ā„–2977152[Quote]

we left absurd plier threads in 2024 lil bro

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>>2977146
Not the same effect nigger, it's more that the pressure can literally force some out, it's not the same as actually cumming or anything. There's a surprising amount of force involved with taking a shit, and it can utterly screw your blood pressure too. Why do you think so many people die of a heart attack on the shitter?

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>>2977153
People die of heart attacks while pooping? I'm not really an expert on poop

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>>2977156
Neither am I, weird medical shit is just one of my autistic fascinations. Anyway, yeah, that's basically what got Elvis. Apparently it's such an issue that stool softeners are standard care for cardiac patients in some hospitals.

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>>2977146
>screwed

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>>2977160
>Being an expert on poop



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