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Earth was better before women
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I have female friends and a female partner and they are great and genuine people. The end.
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There's this foid I like and she's a generic arthoe with dyed hair and I'm scared of talking to her. Previous year I sat next to her in every class until the end of the 3rd year and we haven't spoken a word o algo. I'm really scared I'll say something and creep her out
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>>2961137>Is scared that actually talking to a girl instead of being a creepy, silent weirdo will hurt his chancesIt's time to shut the sharty down
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To be honest I don't really talk to women unless it's family or work so for the most part foids don't bother me and I don't bother them.
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>>2961124And then you woke up from comma
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>To be honest I don't really talk to women unless it's family or work so for the most part foids don't bother me and I don't bother them.
tsmt
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>>2961172brapzillian foid worshipper
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>>2961172You are a great reason not to.
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>>2961162You live in Missouri, and the foids aren't bothering you? They are replacing you with Somalians. Just say you love bbc.
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>>2961180Go talk to you ai, and cry afterwards.
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>>2961149I try forcing myself to talk to her whenever we're next to eachoder but I can't no matter how hard I force myself. I think she doesn't even want to be around me so I don't bother
<how do you know thatI just do ok
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>>2961159There are 2 more of them and they're friends with the foid I was talking about
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>>2961201Go have your life then, away from here.
>>2961202You enjoy making the already miserable suffer more. Arent you just a well of joy?
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>>2961188Just try. And don't go for more than friendly at first. Noone's gonna get upset at some friendly small talk, and it's a good way to get used to talking to women in general. (And who knows, maybe you're incorrect and she ends up showing some interest back when you're actually willing/capable to talk to her)
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>Writing in ethnographically correct English
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can we just 'nish brapzilla back to the 'fe already? they don't tolerate soyteens, why should we tolerate w*men?
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>>2961204Medicina
>>2961207What's wrong with dat
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>>2961216You lash out people you dont even know, scaring them, for what?
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>>2961207>go have your life then away from hereUnfortunately this is where I belong. I have no social life besides people at my mma gym who I see 4 times a week and 2 friends I don't even like talking to. I spend most of my time on the phone and that has been all of my highschool until now that I'm 18 years old and job hunting. I wasted my highschool life and I'm fine with it.
>>2961210No I'm pretty sure she hates me. It is what it is I guess
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>>2961214> w*menXey are trans btw
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>>2961243>hates meGet a grip kid, she doesn't even fucking know you.
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>>2961246It was always robot, they were robots, and now a new term was forced onto them. A word that doesnt even make sense.
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>>2961251No I can hear it in her voice. She doesn't like me and isn't interested in me. Sometimes accepting defeat is better than fighting a dead nigger battle. I'll try again in my 20's
>>2961255Yeah it's that bad
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>>2961137Just strike a conversation nigga, ask her about her favorite painter or something
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>>2961137Put your fear aside and then engage a conversation
As long as you think of something that's not sadistic you'll be fine
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>>2961265I'll trust your decision. But either way, you need to learn to be comfortable talking to women, or it's really not gonna matter when you decide to shoot your shot (or at who)
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>>2961274Ask her to draw pepe
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>>2961269I trust you, bro
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>>2961137>arthoeThey are extreme slvts in a certain time, and extreme cold in other times
Good luck Serbo
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>>2961281Might work btw, just imagine yourself as gigachad and you'll be able to talk to every girl
Keep constant eye contact and an open posture
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>>2961292I actually knew a girl who looked a lot like this and xhe was nonbinary GEEEG
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>>2961292>bloodlessWhat does that mean
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>>2961284I use the term very loosely doebeit but she dies her hair and has badges of her troonslop bands so I think she fits the description
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OK, you get a story.
>Coworker
>flirts with me like crazy
>i dont deserve to have this 10 flirting with me
>stone cold retard, dont ever flirt back
>she admits to be a trap whore years ago
>she gets flown to Hawaii and gets married to a guy (hid it from me), flirts with me, even after getting married
>leaves my workplace
>find out she divorced him 3 months after they got married
<catholic
I will never be catholic.
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>>2961325why did you print a picture of yourself and tape it on your face?
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>>2961330Esoteric hitlerist church of Idaho told me so
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I have a crush on this irish-belgian girl who is an ex-pooner, she is obsessed with Japan and angrily corrects anyone who pronounces a Japanese word wrong, and is obsessed with tranime. She also is so bad at maths she gets panic attacks over seeing numbers, she has cried multiple times in geography class whenever we had to look at data. She has a very similar personality and interests to me besides that and isn't repulsed by me, should I ask her out?
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>>2961408match made in /qa/
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>>2961408If you're autistic, yes.
If not, absolutely no.
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>>2961408Rooting for (you).
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>>2961252Only r9k users use that
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If you get your pooner I'll try to get my foid because I'm pretty sure she's a fag to some degree due to her troonish interests
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>>2961408>she gets panic attacks over seeing numbers, she has cried multiple times in geography class whenever we had to look at dataDon't
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>>2961434The robots have been turned into incels, and have been driven insane.
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>>2961441It's kinda cute though ngl
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Poster above wants to date women with down syndrome
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>>2961408Stop jacking off to Ongezellig
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>>2961452More chromosomes = more aryan heritage
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>>2961451It's cute until she gets some math homework and starts screaming because she doesn't know the answer
My mother does that
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>>2961465she has that new DLC
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>>2961469Can't scream with a 13 inch BWC down her throat
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The girl i met is a hypersexual demonic entity that everyone at her school calls seductive what the fuck
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>>2961478Do you have a fetish for disabled women or something
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>>2961486>schoolYou mean college?
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>>2961495>womenYes
>disableNo, that's haram
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>>2961502Why do you like women that get panic attacks then
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test
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>>2961501Ohhhhhh that's what you guys call it
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>>2961504Fetish = sexual attraction
Cute = romantic/platonic attraction
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>>2961510Avoided being 'nished
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>>2961510Salvada del siglo
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>>296151018+ board you stupid nigger
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>>2961510College and university
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>>2961579Do not be interacting with politics, especially if its on this website, if you are a fucking child.
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>>2961556Which are both schools
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>>2961408More facts about her
1)When she wanted to become a man she wanted to be called Charlie after the character from Niggerbrim Hotel, when I first interacted with her she was wearing a Helluva Boss shirt, which she said she had worn for 3 days without washing.
2)Puts on a scottish accent whenever she gets angry for some reason
3)Talks a lot in class and will bring up random facts
4)Her family seems super rich, one of her cousins owns a massive vineyard in South Africa and she travels all over the world all the time
5)Has very similar interests to me, like trains and infrastructure in general, history, also niche tv shows I used to watch as a kid that I thought no one else knew about
6)Is catholic
Reasons why she may like me
-I am an Anglo-Saxon aryan with a 10 inch BWC
-She bought me a ring with a heart on it as a gift, I couldn't think quick enough and defaulted to saying "No thanks you can keep it"
-When we were out doing geography fieldwork she kept trailing behind where I was and tried talking to me, gave me a rock she found as a souvenir
-Asked me to go and get boba tea with her, I was a retarded nigger and declined
-Another time we were doing fieldwork I got caught in a wire, she was way up ahead but came back and asked me to stay still so she could free me even though I could've easily got out myself. The same day she kept offering to carry all my stuff and kept trying to talk to me even though I was giving one-word responses
-I was extremely tired in school and went into a side cupboard that nophono ever goes in during lunch and feel asleep, she came in a few minutes later and began to put together chairs to make a bed for me
-Interacts with me way more positively than other people, she hates talking to everyone else in school and is very socially anxious
This has all happened over the past year
Reasons she may not like me
-I am a vantablack self-obsessed retarded nigger who has done nothing in return and am incapable of conversation with her, maybe she has gotten disillusioned
-She has severe 'tism and may act like this towards anyone who is friendly towards her, although she doesn't have any friends so idk
-I have gotten fatter and cut off my long hair so she realised how ugly I am
-May be disgusted and tell everyone if I ask her out, or not know what to say and feel scared
-She is very progressive and keeps moaning about bigots online
-The interactions we have had with each other is enough to where we both get false impressions of one another
-Polluting my potential offsprings genes with 25% percent non-germanic DNA is a bad idea
-She doesn't want kids
There is no opportunity I have to ask her out except in front of everybody. I don't want to scare her by approaching her on her own. Coming up to her and talking to her normally would be very unusual and odd. Before the obsessed mutt starts leaking about the word school and me being underage I am talking about sixth form, we are both 18. Sorry for talking so much about myself and shit not even nonda ayr cares about
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>>2961689>If you're autistic, yesYes
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>>2961702Who is this why is she posted here
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>>2961702PUT THAT CHOPPED SHYT IN A BLENDER NOW
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>>2961708We don't use gendered language in this household sweaty
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>>2961689You are EXTREMELY retarded she likes you
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>>2961718Her teeth are yellow as fuck, weird fucked up hair, ugly ass gum piercing, etc
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>>2961705tsmt
>>2961707Iketani is that you
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>>2961708>Being too retarded to understand proper word flowYup,that's a brapzilian moment
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>>2961721Didn't wait for the image to get approved award
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>>2961720Is the polack whiter or darker than you? Are you castizo? If you are mestizo you are both equal
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>>2961721Let's not get started on all that again, I just posted xher because xhe's a quirkoid. I hate the endless back and forth of "she's not hot" "yes she is" "shut up faggot" "you're a homo" it's very tiresome
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>>2961702Her teeth are appealing, teeth are the most attractive features on women
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>>2961408a few red flags, but since you claim to be like her, it doesn't sound too bad.
>>2961689As long as you can fix her, it should be fine. The pooner shit and the autist obssesions plus lack of self-care are very bad indicators albeit. The fact she's rich and that you share interests is pretty good, but I guess all of that can play more or less of a role depending on what she looks like. Further reading shows she likes you, but even if something happened, I don't think it'd be sustainable
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>>2961137TALK TO HER ASAP or she'll end up with another guy i know from experience
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One of the most important factors in a woman is if she's genuinely kind. This can't really be faked. It's more important than a bit of her hotness and CERTAINLY more important than if she's "ideologically aligned" with you (women who say this are predators btw)
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>>2961762Yeah OP get over yourself and just call her now
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>>2961137What does arthoe even mean?
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>>2961725ironic, considering that you were repetitive for the sake of using partner, better word flow would've been using wife/girlfriend
>>2961734she's pale, blonde and blue-eyed, so whiter than me; I'm an Euromutt, mostly Iberian-Italian. Most of my luck comes from her appearance and personality, it's everything I could've dreamed of and it just got dropped on me, I didn't have to do anything. Definitely the jackpot of my life
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>>2961787Say you're autistic without saying you're autistic
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>>2961785Your mom if she could draw stick figures
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>>2961102 (OP)I had a coworker who was always kind to me and would often talk with me I even bought her a teddy bear and some chocolate as a gift but I never found the courage to give them to her at the end of the month I was fired from my job as I was leaving I saw her near the exit drinking water and said goodbye and she said goodbye as well not knowing I had been fired. that was the last time I ever saw her sometimes I think I should have talked to her but other times I feel it may have been for the best
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>>2961838Don't you have her contact? Or did you only interact with her at work?
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>>2961852too vague, historia?
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>>2961865I only interacted with her at work so I thought it would be weird to ask for her number during our only lunch break of the day when everyone was quite tired
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>>2961816Talk to her or else you'll end up like this:
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>>2961878I have tried to buy her cookies on 4 separate occasions but have never had the courage to give them to her, I ended up giving all of them to my mum instead. Genuinely how do you go about talking to her, it would come off as weird if I just gave her something
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>>2961889You need to get over yourself and force some courage, nothing good will ever happen without that. It will not come off as weird, why is it weird to have desires and want to be nice to someone? You seriously just have to force yourself to do what you want, have some agency. She'll love it
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>>2961903Ok nusoi i'll try tomorrow but if it goes wrong it's your fault
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>>2961102 (OP)this thread makes me want to hang myself
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And even if anything does flop and not land correctly, it's far weirder and more ridiculous and gay to never act on your dreams than it is to act and fail a few times
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>>2961908I will commit hara-kiri if it does not go well, godspeed chud
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>>2961908I hope it goes well for both of you chud