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ITT we share foid stories.

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Earth was better before women

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I have female friends and a female partner and they are great and genuine people. The end.

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There's this foid I like and she's a generic arthoe with dyed hair and I'm scared of talking to her. Previous year I sat next to her in every class until the end of the 3rd year and we haven't spoken a word o algo. I'm really scared I'll say something and creep her out

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>>2961124
>I have female friends and a female partner

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>>2961137
>Is scared that actually talking to a girl instead of being a creepy, silent weirdo will hurt his chances
It's time to shut the sharty down

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>>2961148
Incels malding

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>>2961137
>Serbian arthoe.
its over.

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To be honest I don't really talk to women unless it's family or work so for the most part foids don't bother me and I don't bother them.

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>>2961124

And then you woke up from comma

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>>>2961148
>Incels malding

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>To be honest I don't really talk to women unless it's family or work so for the most part foids don't bother me and I don't bother them.

tsmt

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>Xe thinks /po1/microdicklets actually talk to wahmen

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>>2961158
>unironically using the demoralization psyop glowie word

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>>2961172

brapzillian foid worshipper

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>>2961172
You are a great reason not to.

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>>2961162
You live in Missouri, and the foids aren't bothering you? They are replacing you with Somalians. Just say you love bbc.

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>>2961180
Go talk to you ai, and cry afterwards.

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>>2961149
I try forcing myself to talk to her whenever we're next to eachoder but I can't no matter how hard I force myself. I think she doesn't even want to be around me so I don't bother
<how do you know that
I just do ok

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>>2961164
>Soycucks are so socially inept they can't imagine conversing with the female gender (or anyone outside their close family for that matter) outside of a dream
>Also can't imagine writing orthographically correct english

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>>2961187
Not mi fault if wan oger mogs 3Demons

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>>2961195
Then go.

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>>2961190
>orthographically

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>>2961159
There are 2 more of them and they're friends with the foid I was talking about

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>>2961195
>your husbando and xis blackBVLL

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>>2961202
nigga…

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>>2961201
Go have your life then, away from here.
>>2961202
You enjoy making the already miserable suffer more. Arent you just a well of joy?

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>>2961188
Just try. And don't go for more than friendly at first. Noone's gonna get upset at some friendly small talk, and it's a good way to get used to talking to women in general. (And who knows, maybe you're incorrect and she ends up showing some interest back when you're actually willing/capable to talk to her)

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>Writing in ethnographically correct English

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>Forgot my giga

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can we just 'nish brapzilla back to the 'fe already? they don't tolerate soyteens, why should we tolerate w*men?

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>>2961204
Medicina
>>2961207
What's wrong with dat

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>>2961216
You lash out people you dont even know, scaring them, for what?

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>>2961225
I never did dat

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>>2961207
>go have your life then away from here
Unfortunately this is where I belong. I have no social life besides people at my mma gym who I see 4 times a week and 2 friends I don't even like talking to. I spend most of my time on the phone and that has been all of my highschool until now that I'm 18 years old and job hunting. I wasted my highschool life and I'm fine with it.
>>2961210
No I'm pretty sure she hates me. It is what it is I guess

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unironically using the demoralization psyop glowie word

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>>2961214
> w*men
Xey are trans btw

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>>2961243
>hates me
Get a grip kid, she doesn't even fucking know you.

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>>2961246
It was always robot, they were robots, and now a new term was forced onto them. A word that doesnt even make sense.

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This one foid bit my ear from behind in 9th grade and I still remember

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What kind of foid story, how much of an affecting event does it have to be to be a "story"

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>>2961251
No I can hear it in her voice. She doesn't like me and isn't interested in me. Sometimes accepting defeat is better than fighting a dead nigger battle. I'll try again in my 20's
>>2961255
Yeah it's that bad

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>>2961137
Just strike a conversation nigga, ask her about her favorite painter or something

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Once there was this foid and uhhhh I fucked her or something to that effect

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>>2961265
I remember catching her drawing this in her book and I like to think that I dodged a bullet with her

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>>2961137
Put your fear aside and then engage a conversation
As long as you think of something that's not sadistic you'll be fine

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>>2961265
I'll trust your decision. But either way, you need to learn to be comfortable talking to women, or it's really not gonna matter when you decide to shoot your shot (or at who)

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>>2961274
Ask her to draw pepe

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>>2961269
I trust you, bro

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>>2961278
>hey can you draw this frog from my bald man with glasses website

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>>2961279
Thanks bro

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>>2961137
>arthoe
They are extreme slvts in a certain time, and extreme cold in other times
Good luck Serbo

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>>2961281
Might work btw, just imagine yourself as gigachad and you'll be able to talk to every girl
Keep constant eye contact and an open posture

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>>2961284
Yeah most "art hoes" are bloodless and boring

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>>2961292
I actually knew a girl who looked a lot like this and xhe was nonbinary GEEEG

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>>2961292
>bloodless
What does that mean

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>>2961309
No passion

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>>2961284
I use the term very loosely doebeit but she dies her hair and has badges of her troonslop bands so I think she fits the description

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>>2961289
I'll print it out and put it on my face like this

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OK, you get a story.

>Coworker

>flirts with me like crazy
>i dont deserve to have this 10 flirting with me
>stone cold retard, dont ever flirt back
>she admits to be a trap whore years ago
>she gets flown to Hawaii and gets married to a guy (hid it from me), flirts with me, even after getting married
>leaves my workplace
>find out she divorced him 3 months after they got married
<catholic
I will never be catholic.

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>>2961325
why did you print a picture of yourself and tape it on your face?

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>>2961330
Esoteric hitlerist church of Idaho told me so

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I have a crush on this irish-belgian girl who is an ex-pooner, she is obsessed with Japan and angrily corrects anyone who pronounces a Japanese word wrong, and is obsessed with tranime. She also is so bad at maths she gets panic attacks over seeing numbers, she has cried multiple times in geography class whenever we had to look at data. She has a very similar personality and interests to me besides that and isn't repulsed by me, should I ask her out?

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>>2961408
match made in /qa/

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>>2961408
If you're autistic, yes.
If not, absolutely no.

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>>2961408
Rooting for (you).

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>>2961408
pooner DNI.

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>>2961252
Only r9k users use that

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If you get your pooner I'll try to get my foid because I'm pretty sure she's a fag to some degree due to her troonish interests

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>>2961408
>she gets panic attacks over seeing numbers, she has cried multiple times in geography class whenever we had to look at data
Don't

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>>2961434
The robots have been turned into incels, and have been driven insane.

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>>2961441
It's kinda cute though ngl

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Poster above wants to date women with down syndrome

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>>2961408
Stop jacking off to Ongezellig

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>>2961408
Yeah that sounds adorable. She's just so retarded, ask her out

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>>2961452
More chromosomes = more aryan heritage

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>>2961463
don't…

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>>2961451
It's cute until she gets some math homework and starts screaming because she doesn't know the answer
My mother does that

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>>2961465
she has that new DLC

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Dating women with down syndrome

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>>2961469
Can't scream with a 13 inch BWC down her throat

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>>2961474
No arrow

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The girl i met is a hypersexual demonic entity that everyone at her school calls seductive what the fuck

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>>2961478
Do you have a fetish for disabled women or something

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>>2961486
>school
You mean college?

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>>2961495
>women
Yes
>disable
No, that's haram

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>>2961502
Why do you like women that get panic attacks then

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test

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>>2961501
Ohhhhhh that's what you guys call it

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>>2961504
Fetish = sexual attraction

Cute = romantic/platonic attraction

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>>2961510
Avoided being 'nished

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>>2961510
Salvada del siglo

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>>2961510
18+ board you stupid nigger

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>>2961517
>Being in high school but you are so retarded you got held back until you are a senior at 26 years old

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>>2961510
Stay here

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>>2961510
College and university

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>>2961579
Do not be interacting with politics, especially if its on this website, if you are a fucking child.

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>>2961556
Which are both schools

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>>2961408
More facts about her
1)When she wanted to become a man she wanted to be called Charlie after the character from Niggerbrim Hotel, when I first interacted with her she was wearing a Helluva Boss shirt, which she said she had worn for 3 days without washing.
2)Puts on a scottish accent whenever she gets angry for some reason
3)Talks a lot in class and will bring up random facts
4)Her family seems super rich, one of her cousins owns a massive vineyard in South Africa and she travels all over the world all the time
5)Has very similar interests to me, like trains and infrastructure in general, history, also niche tv shows I used to watch as a kid that I thought no one else knew about
6)Is catholic

Reasons why she may like me
-I am an Anglo-Saxon aryan with a 10 inch BWC
-She bought me a ring with a heart on it as a gift, I couldn't think quick enough and defaulted to saying "No thanks you can keep it"
-When we were out doing geography fieldwork she kept trailing behind where I was and tried talking to me, gave me a rock she found as a souvenir
-Asked me to go and get boba tea with her, I was a retarded nigger and declined
-Another time we were doing fieldwork I got caught in a wire, she was way up ahead but came back and asked me to stay still so she could free me even though I could've easily got out myself. The same day she kept offering to carry all my stuff and kept trying to talk to me even though I was giving one-word responses
-I was extremely tired in school and went into a side cupboard that nophono ever goes in during lunch and feel asleep, she came in a few minutes later and began to put together chairs to make a bed for me
-Interacts with me way more positively than other people, she hates talking to everyone else in school and is very socially anxious
This has all happened over the past year

Reasons she may not like me
-I am a vantablack self-obsessed retarded nigger who has done nothing in return and am incapable of conversation with her, maybe she has gotten disillusioned
-She has severe 'tism and may act like this towards anyone who is friendly towards her, although she doesn't have any friends so idk
-I have gotten fatter and cut off my long hair so she realised how ugly I am
-May be disgusted and tell everyone if I ask her out, or not know what to say and feel scared
-She is very progressive and keeps moaning about bigots online
-The interactions we have had with each other is enough to where we both get false impressions of one another
-Polluting my potential offsprings genes with 25% percent non-germanic DNA is a bad idea
-She doesn't want kids

There is no opportunity I have to ask her out except in front of everybody. I don't want to scare her by approaching her on her own. Coming up to her and talking to her normally would be very unusual and odd. Before the obsessed mutt starts leaking about the word school and me being underage I am talking about sixth form, we are both 18. Sorry for talking so much about myself and shit not even nonda ayr cares about

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>DNR

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>>2961689
>If you're autistic, yes
Yes

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>>2961689
Holy quirky chungoid

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>>2961702
Who is this why is she posted here

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>>2961702
PUT THAT CHOPPED SHYT IN A BLENDER NOW

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>She bought me a ring with a heart on it as a gift, I couldn't think quick enough and defaulted to saying "No thanks you can keep it"

Pain

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>>2961124
>partner

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>>2961704
Quirked up

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>>2961708
We don't use gendered language in this household sweaty

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>>2961689
You are EXTREMELY retarded she likes you

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>>2961705
Where is the chopped part, idgi ?

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I got lucky with an amazing polack girl, and I have female family members, they're all great, my rating of foids is a solid 9 out of 10

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>>2961718
Her teeth are yellow as fuck, weird fucked up hair, ugly ass gum piercing, etc

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>>2961705
tsmt
>>2961707
Iketani is that you

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>>2961708
>Being too retarded to understand proper word flow
Yup,that's a brapzilian moment

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>>2961721
Didn't wait for the image to get approved award

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>>2961720
Is the polack whiter or darker than you? Are you castizo? If you are mestizo you are both equal

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>>2961721
Let's not get started on all that again, I just posted xher because xhe's a quirkoid. I hate the endless back and forth of "she's not hot" "yes she is" "shut up faggot" "you're a homo" it's very tiresome

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>>2961702
Her teeth are appealing, teeth are the most attractive features on women

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>>2961408
a few red flags, but since you claim to be like her, it doesn't sound too bad.
>>2961689
As long as you can fix her, it should be fine. The pooner shit and the autist obssesions plus lack of self-care are very bad indicators albeit. The fact she's rich and that you share interests is pretty good, but I guess all of that can play more or less of a role depending on what she looks like. Further reading shows she likes you, but even if something happened, I don't think it'd be sustainable

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>>2961137
TALK TO HER ASAP or she'll end up with another guy i know from experience

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One of the most important factors in a woman is if she's genuinely kind. This can't really be faked. It's more important than a bit of her hotness and CERTAINLY more important than if she's "ideologically aligned" with you (women who say this are predators btw)

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>>2961762
Yeah OP get over yourself and just call her now

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>>2961137
What does arthoe even mean?

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>>2961725
ironic, considering that you were repetitive for the sake of using partner, better word flow would've been using wife/girlfriend
>>2961734
she's pale, blonde and blue-eyed, so whiter than me; I'm an Euromutt, mostly Iberian-Italian. Most of my luck comes from her appearance and personality, it's everything I could've dreamed of and it just got dropped on me, I didn't have to do anything. Definitely the jackpot of my life

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>>2961787
Say you're autistic without saying you're autistic

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>>2961785
This girl

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>>2961785
Your mom if she could draw stick figures

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>>2961795
I would roast you but she said I'm not allowed to burn trash

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>>2961816
πŸ˜”

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>>2961102 (OP)
I had a coworker who was always kind to me and would often talk with me I even bought her a teddy bear and some chocolate as a gift but I never found the courage to give them to her at the end of the month I was fired from my job as I was leaving I saw her near the exit drinking water and said goodbye and she said goodbye as well not knowing I had been fired. that was the last time I ever saw her sometimes I think I should have talked to her but other times I feel it may have been for the best

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>>2961720
I had an Ukrainianx one but she lived out of state and I may still be a little obsessed over xer. I also hate you

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>>2961838
Don't you have her contact? Or did you only interact with her at work?

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>>2961852
too vague, historia?

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>>2961838
Brutal

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>>2961865
I only interacted with her at work so I thought it would be weird to ask for her number during our only lunch break of the day when everyone was quite tired

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>>2961816
Talk to her or else you'll end up like this:
>>2961838

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>>2961878
I have tried to buy her cookies on 4 separate occasions but have never had the courage to give them to her, I ended up giving all of them to my mum instead. Genuinely how do you go about talking to her, it would come off as weird if I just gave her something

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>>2961889
You need to get over yourself and force some courage, nothing good will ever happen without that. It will not come off as weird, why is it weird to have desires and want to be nice to someone? You seriously just have to force yourself to do what you want, have some agency. She'll love it

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>>2961903
Ok nusoi i'll try tomorrow but if it goes wrong it's your fault

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>>2961102 (OP)
this thread makes me want to hang myself

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And even if anything does flop and not land correctly, it's far weirder and more ridiculous and gay to never act on your dreams than it is to act and fail a few times

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>>2961908
I will commit hara-kiri if it does not go well, godspeed chud

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What will humor be like in the next 10-20 years or longer?
would they make sense to us today?

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>>2961908
I hope it goes well for both of you chud



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