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 â„–2960346[Quote]

I'm not Aryan enough, I don't have a large penis.. It is by definition an Aryan trait and I don't have one! It's over.

 â„–2960352[Quote]

crackers are never beating the tiny clitty allegations
bibisi won

 â„–2960354[Quote]

>>2960346 (OP)
How large is your p*nis?

 â„–2960356[Quote]

The fuhrer himself had a twp doe

 â„–2960357[Quote]

>>2960354
15cm erect..

 â„–2960360[Quote]

>>2960356
We don't know his pp size tbh.

 â„–2960364[Quote]

>>2960357
What size would you consider sufficient to meet the aryan standard?

 â„–2960365[Quote]

Hahaha my penis' size is sufficient. Perih, and I'll be luging at you. I am handsome too.

 â„–2960370[Quote]

>>2960357
That's average doe

 â„–2960371[Quote]

>>2960357
nigga thats above average stop complaining and be thankful you werent born a pajeet with a micropenis

 â„–2960372[Quote]

what makes one's trait anyan one? if you look like a celtGOD with bubly nose and a round head then its alright, not sure if you are race mixed or not doe

 â„–2960375[Quote]


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>>2960356
No it was actually quite massive

 â„–2960382[Quote]

aryans use penis extended + vacuum pump to get a bigger penis

 â„–2960387[Quote]

>>2960364
20cm atleast

 â„–2960390[Quote]

>>2960382
Do people actually do this

 â„–2960392[Quote]

>>2960346 (OP)
Also, 15cm bonepressed?

 â„–2960395[Quote]


 â„–2960396[Quote]

>>2960390
yes, it takes months using an extender for hours to get one inch

 â„–2960398[Quote]

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>>2960387
Nigga…

 â„–2960402[Quote]

>>2960396
At that point just rope or troon out

 â„–2960412[Quote]

>>2960398
Ok, so? It's still the Aryan standard.

 â„–2960414[Quote]

>>2960382
omg dont do this shit it's retarded and blasts your capillaries

 â„–2960425[Quote]

>>2960412
Well, i have 18cm twp too, so you don't svffer alone

 â„–2960427[Quote]

>>2960414
penis extender is actually safe, as long as you know how to use it

 â„–2960433[Quote]

>>2960425
That's like.. an extra inch above mine, Aryan, but not Aryan enough.

 â„–2960437[Quote]

>>2960398
>20cm
>global average
I farted

 â„–2960439[Quote]

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 â„–2960441[Quote]

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Tasteful micropenis

 â„–2960443[Quote]

>>2960364
25 cm minimum

 â„–2960445[Quote]

why is this thread gay btw

 â„–2960448[Quote]

>>2960443
>Aryans don't exist theory

 â„–2960450[Quote]

>>2960443
Make it 30 and also thick and veiny

 â„–2960452[Quote]

>>2960445
Phallic worship is Aryan or something

 â„–2960453[Quote]


 â„–2960454[Quote]

i penis mog you

 â„–2960455[Quote]

67

 â„–2960456[Quote]

>>2960346 (OP)
Having a small flaccid penis is by far the most aryan thing one can have

 â„–2960460[Quote]

>>2960450
I was talking girth bro

 â„–2960465[Quote]

>>2960387
17.5 cms I'm roping

 â„–2960466[Quote]

>>2960456
My p*nis looks small too when flaccid… about 10cm. Makes me insecure to piss in public

 â„–2960469[Quote]

Whoever truly has the biggest pp in this thread is the most Aryan of all

 â„–2960479[Quote]

>>2960466
That's aryan faggot

 â„–2960480[Quote]


 â„–2960482[Quote]

>>2960479
It is certainly more practical to have a compact travel-size

 â„–2960483[Quote]

>>2960480
But as i said, it is 18cm when h*rd

 â„–2960485[Quote]

>>2960483
Small vs smaller

 â„–2960495[Quote]

>>2960485
I know. I'm ashamed of twp timmycel

 â„–2960503[Quote]

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Small-dicked pseudo-Aryans in this thread

 â„–2960509[Quote]

>>2960503
Austrian seems to have a trve aryan phallvs doe

 â„–2960511[Quote]

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>>2960495
>timmycel

 â„–2960530[Quote]

>>2960509
Let me get one of my wives so she can measure it

 â„–2960532[Quote]

>>2960346 (OP)
My penis is economically viable and I'm handsome too. I'm 5'7" though. What are my chances? Will I ever find a woman? Whar about my kids? Is there any chance for them to be tall?

 â„–2960539[Quote]

>>2960532
Economically available? Are yoz a prostitute?

 â„–2960553[Quote]

I believe it was Filthy Frank who said "if you're under 9 inches you should die"

 â„–2960565[Quote]

>>2960553
But i don't want to die!!

 â„–2960716[Quote]

>>2960532
you should be able to get a foid if you have the biggus dickus to make up for your average height

 â„–2960734[Quote]

>>2960716
>polish
There should be enough german genes bred into him so guarantee at least 7-9 inches.

 â„–2961036[Quote]

Having twp is aristocratic doe

 â„–2961050[Quote]

>>2961036
holy trvke



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