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this war with iran sucks niggerdick
the niggers moved me from my house cos the area's getting bombed and now i've got to live in this fuckass hazbin hotel ahh situation with these white people and sodimites & i can't ask them insane questions like a sperg because they're not esls and they'll know i'm a raving lunatic. i can hardly sleep in this cunt too because during the night there are all these chamaki bastards having races with their loud ass fart can nigrigged nissans.

also fuck you iranians you cowards. if youre gonna fight a war then send soldiers to come over ere and fight like men instead of using ballistics like a pussy. bloody hell

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left my vpn on award

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couldn't say the same kek

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I'm sorry you're going through this

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Was the tranime necessary doe

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>>2954781
op is vaild transgender kys

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>>2954781
ermmmm toe hoe is not tranny may noofag… dont make me call moot here so you can rape him.

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>>2954786
It being a video gayme doesn't make it any better

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i'm such a retard i was in an elevator (we don't have elevators where i'm from) and a really pretty woman with blue eyes walked in. i instictively moved my lower jaw forward to hide my incel chin because i've got a shitty jawline and she graced my brown ass by saying 'good evening'. i tried to respond by saying 'evening maam' but talking with a self induced underbite without sounding like a sped autie is like medium demon in terms of difficulty so she 99% couldn't understand me. then she walked out of the elevator (it was her stop first) and i think i heard her giggling it might be because she saw her friend or somthing but i think she was laughing at me

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Why can't we all just get along?

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>>2954781
stfu i like tranime reaction images

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>i'm such a retard i was in an elevator (we don't have elevators where i'm from) and a really pretty woman with blue eyes walked in. i instictively moved my lower jaw forward to hide my incel chin because i've got a shitty jawline and she graced my brown ass by saying 'good evening'. i tried to respond by saying 'evening maam' but talking with a self induced underbite without sounding like a sped autie is like medium demon in terms of difficulty so she 99% couldn't understand me. then she walked out of the elevator (it was her stop first) and i think i heard her giggling it might be because she saw her friend or somthing but i think she was laughing at me

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>>2954799
BISMALLAH AH RAHMAN AL RAHIM… DIE STUPID EMIRATI INFIDEL AMERICAN GOYCATTLE MOSSAD SCUM LLLLLZZZZZ

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just start jerking off in the middle of the bunker

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DIE NIGGER DIE!!!!!

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>>2954781
Absolutely

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holy shit i hate the hazbin hotel so much…i want to go home so bad i never understood it when i was playing earthbound and ness got homesick every 5 minute crafts and starting breaking down in the middle of a fight like a pussy but now i fucking get it

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>>2954824
Unintelligible sandniggerbabble

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>>2954824
I understood all of this

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>>2954832
shut up i'm a licensed retard i was put in the inclusion room at school (our name for sped) so i'm allowed to act like a retard. in fact my english is better than my arabic

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>>2954824
That's sad, I hope you get home soon

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>>2954835
tone indicator pl0x

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thought this book's title was funny so i'm putting it here

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>>2954838
How the fuck is that even possible you live in a Muslim country

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>>2954851
uae is zogged and woke asl esp when compared to saudi and whatnot…most children here are epi'ed and talk about femboys n shiet

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>>2954845
I was serious

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>>2954855
Every time I saw someone my age talking about femboys in highschool I wanted to cut their tongue out

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>>2954861
ok thanks i really don't like it when i suspect somebody is picking up what i'm putting down but they're really making a sarcastic statement about my glad 'tismings

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>>2954855
>Too mudslime to escape ESL territory
>Too retarded to master his native language
>Too ugly to negate the retardation
>Too zogged by Mossad to resolve the ugliness
GEEEEEG

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>>2954866
That's not christpilled… did you show him the word of Christ?

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>>2954878
It was multiple people

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also I wasn't a Christian for most of my time in Highschool

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>>2954872
all of that is true except for the ugly part, i pass as syrian an thereby am at least 80th percentile in attractiveness in this country because we're like jeets in that we value having pale skin for some reason

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>>2954890
Do you believe in Islam?

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>>2954870
I understand. The line between jokes and genuine comments is not always clear here
>>2954872
Don't listen to this guy. You can become better any time

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>>2954896
I'm just joking nothing personal bub

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>>2954894
i spend my time pretending to be a transvestive on the soyjak website take a wild guess as to how virtuous i am
i can recite a few surahs of le noble koran dough

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>>2954906
Is the part about femboys true there? They don't try to lynch them o algo?

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>>2954855
its too zvttpilled…

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Geg this Oilnigggggggeeer retard thinks he can live alone. Shouldve bought a property in evrope

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>>2954913
dawg i'm not cut out for living along tbh i need sb to look after me
2 weeks ago i went shoplifting in my pajamas because somebody on looxmax dot org said it would avoid suspicious but i got glances everywhere i looked and when i was making my grand escape the security things beeped (even though they never worked historically) and i froze with the bag in my hand as two esl zambian securiguard niggers came to seize me and i dropped the bag and took out a randomly selected item from the top and ran the fuck away screaming like a 9 year old with a 15 g bag of chips i didn't even like

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maybe i should live with my aunt cos she teaches sped kids iirc

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>>2954943
Nusoas don't know how to shoplift nigger style

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>>2954949
i was startled by the security alert ok?

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>>2954953
But your country being under attack doesn't?

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>>2954943
Uhh, Zambian win?

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>>2954908
we don't do sharia here to accomodate for the tourists cos 99% of this countrys income is from tourist traps

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>>2954967
Arab countries have lost their way

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>>2954959
i guess i was kind of abashed too at the shoplifting incident because i was acutely aware of how much of a retard i seemed

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>>2954794
What does your jaw look like?

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>>2954975
i look kind of like that one pajeet wojak you find on 4cuck /g/ but with a more semetic facial structure. i've often been mistaken for a jew btw if that matters

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>>2954973
Did you have to or were you just bored? Are you legitimately poor?

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>>2954977
yes and no . retardbux is pretty good here but i don't like seeing a receipt for 200 aed just for chips and ice cream and coconut juice every single week so i just steal it most of the time

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>>2954976
Oh come on it can't be THAT bad
The guy the image was traced from had a birth defect that had to be fixed, which left a massively recessed jaw behind

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fuck this miserable nigger world im going to bed. wish me goodnight.

oops! nearly forgot
>

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>>2954991
Bye I guess



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