/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

Dear sinophobes,

How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, Han cocks are what your women crave, sissies? Women simply don't want ytboi penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on an unseasoned white stick unless they had some sort of straw fetish? Face it, sissies, your futile attempts at selling us opium is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, jap or gook, wants ytboi dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy Han cocks. No, not want, they NEED our creamy Han cocks. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just used to drink soda 10 minutes prior.

You europoors have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your straw-dicks into. That's the stuff you sinophobes have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, concubines, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky.

All two ounces of your sinophobe brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won thousands of years ago in the Han dynasty, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, Han cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at America; when we freed you ytbois and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you.

Bow down, sinophobes. Han master race.