My last pagan groyper thread got zero reppies. Whats the best tried and trued method of suicide?

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Chud RhZ0qOnJ 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:36:41 №2940295 [Quote]

My last pagan groyper thread got zero reppies. Whats the best tried and trued method of suicide?

Chud RhZ0qOnJ 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:38:11 №2940305 [Quote]

Great, zero reppies again

Scob O3sUzGh2 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:38:24 №2940307 [Quote]

train

Scob bVKmsGmW 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:38:29 №2940310 [Quote]

swallow watermelon seed and wait for it to grow

Scob O3sUzGh2 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:39:17 №2940315 [Quote]

my past coworker told me his brother in law was scattered around like confetti after being hit by a train

Chud U!Ws8an9 [VPN] 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:39:50 №2940321 [Quote]

>>2940310
i dont eat melons because of this

Chud qTrnXWi9 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:39:59 №2940324 [Quote]

>>2940295 (OP)
Shotgun

Scob O3sUzGh2 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:40:19 №2940329 [Quote]

>>2940321
just dont eat the seeds caca

GOKUPOSTER *unfiltered* k9mHADYX 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:40:59 №2940333 [Quote]

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insubordination

Scob RhZ0qOnJ 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:41:20 №2940338 [Quote]

>>2940310
Ive been eating seeds for a long time and im still here. Does that bring bad luck doe?

Scob qTrnXWi9 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:41:40 №2940343 [Quote]

>>2940333
Alright, im convinced you and wikington are both jannies. And it makes me very happy that this is the case.

Chud dq0Xm^l5 02/26/26 (Thu) 19:44:27 №2940366 [Quote]

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>go to a train station, wait 'till no one's looking, get into the tracks, go far away where no one can see you, place your head on the tracks, wait.

Is what Olgol would say