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why are you cumming out of your hand?
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He's hot but that's clearly milk
ā2934053[Quote]
>>2934047it's not milk
>>2934045it is a cum tribute
ā2934054[Quote]
bestest attentionwhore of shitty pol, this shit prints reppies
ā2934057[Quote]
>>2934030 (OP)Infertile nigga
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>>2934061Infertile low t beta male
ā2934065[Quote]
This is very weak, like this is what a nut would look like after gooning 7 times in one day and you're at the 8th time
ā2934070[Quote]
>>2934065you sound experienced nigga
ā2934076[Quote]
>pleeeeasee show me your semen pleaseee
ā2934079[Quote]
>>2934072No its not nigga secondly I am not gonna post a cumshot.
ā2934085[Quote]
What do you want us to cum on a plate or something?
ā2934086[Quote]
>>2934079yes because you can't do it
>>2934085anything
ā2934087[Quote]
>>2934079hitler wouldve wanted you to send picture of your ejaculate on bald men with glasses website
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>>2934061Oh hell nah diddyblud wants to share and compare cumshots š
ā2934093[Quote]
>>2934070Just estimating, this is not a full nut, you can see it and I don't even know why you'd disagree with me
>>2934072I would xost a tribute with timestamps if a foid posted her brapper here (with timestamps ofc)
ā2934094[Quote]
>>2934086>cant do itAnd you cant impregnate woman so sybau
>>2934087Really?
ā2934104[Quote]
>>2934093just admit you can't match my cumshot bro
>>2934094i'm high T as fuck faggot
ā2934112[Quote]
>>2934104Nigga you are either at your 8th nut of the day in that pic or you're actually malnourished and dying of AIDs, that shit is weak, let it go
ā2934115[Quote]
>>2934104No you are not nigga stop lying, you are addicted to pornography and probably dont have a proper sleep schedule.
ā2934119[Quote]
The canuck is gonna have an oppenheimer moment geg
ā2934124[Quote]
>>2934119she banend herself for a month because of it
ā2934128[Quote]
>>2934030 (OP)you are the most pathetic man alive
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>>2934106>>2934030 (OP)you guys suck but atleast you haven't reached that serbian's level
ā2934136[Quote]
>>2934128>most pathetic man aliveeven doe he is not ben shapiro
ā2934140[Quote]
yeah shut down /pol/
yes that is a small cumshot you are literally a soyboy that couldnt reach any ovaries
ā2934142[Quote]
>>2934137calling other mens hand hot and gooning to it pol kultur
ā2934145[Quote]
>>2934142mexican culture though
ā2934146[Quote]
>>2934140post your cumshot then! let's see how big yours is!
ā2934147[Quote]
>>2934137You were in the thread where i called him cute did you save the picture of his face
ā2934149[Quote]
>>2934145>implying polchuds arent mexicansohnonononononoonono
ā2934153[Quote]
>>2934149everywhere that isnt america is mexico
ā2934162[Quote]
>>2934146i'm literally not going to do that you fag nobody will it's like showing your credit card and balance having 2 shekels and asking someone else to give their info
ā2934163[Quote]
>>2934147>where i called him cuteare you the stupid child guy ban evading or is this another gay mexican in this board
ā2934165[Quote]
>>2934153Are you in texas now homelessCHAD
ā2934166[Quote]
>>2934162yes nigga because you have 0 cum, your cumshot is weaker than mine
ā2934170[Quote]
>>2934165About to say, this nigga is everywhere
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TO ANYONE CALLING MY CUM SHOT WEAK, OR SMALL, POST YOURS OR SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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>>2934170Gokuposter roams tha earth
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>>2934165chicago right now, omw back to VA
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nigga is so vantablack his cum is black aswell
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>>2934177it's because my room was dark
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>>2934166are you an immigrant or something this isn't something anybody remotely white would post
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>>2934030 (OP)this is obviously not sperm
you piss me off
i'll fly to vietnam and do terrible things to you
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>>2934184SYBAU
>>2934185you aren't going to do shit faggot
ā2934187[Quote]
bongcel ahh
ā2934189[Quote]
>>2934181nigga is so vantablack he drains the lights out of rooms
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Nigga that shit is black
ā2934193[Quote]
>>2934190the room was DARK
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Oh right
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>>2934163i got unbanned and i was tripfagging
ā2934197[Quote]
>>2934186you are vietnamese? no wonder why you are infertile your race was literally hand crafted by god to be sluts for BWC. just start taking HRT already
ā2934198[Quote]
>>2934193nigga you are dark no cap
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They're calling it the gayest crashout of all time
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>>2934196what the hell how did you get unbanned youre a literal fucking pedophile
ā2934208[Quote]
>>2934197no i'm in england
ā2934210[Quote]
>>2934205that was the other mexican pretty sure
ā2934212[Quote]
nigga be cumming single spermatozoas
ā2934213[Quote]
>>2934164ancient cum tribute lore, some serb posted an fpe tribute here, worse than you can imagine it has like other fluids including snot
ā2934218[Quote]
>>2934175i used to be a gutterpunk and hitchhike/trainhop the entire US right after high school
ā2934222[Quote]
>>2934210i asked him if he wqs tge stupidchild guy ban evading and he said he got unbanned
ā2934223[Quote]
>>2934221I'm giving you 10 minutes
ā2934224[Quote]
>>2934208go to scotland and get bleached. you are NOT impregnating anyone with that volume of cum chuddy
ā2934226[Quote]
>>2934205NIGGA HE WAS ANOTHER MEXICAN.I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM
ā2934228[Quote]
>>2934221send me your mother my way and there will be a whole aquapark in my bathroom
ā2934231[Quote]
>>2934222it's not him bruh
ā2934233[Quote]
>>2934226my bad but why didnt you say that
ā2934234[Quote]
>>2934030 (OP)Is this what they call /pol/ culture
ā2934237[Quote]
>>2934234rating each others cumshot volume is pol culture jartycuck
ā2934239[Quote]
By the way I measured the volume of my cumshot a while ago and it was 50ml
ā2934242[Quote]
I always cum in my boxers
I let it crust
ā2934243[Quote]
>>2934239you are not kidding anyone chudcel
ā2934245[Quote]
>>2934234quote enacted the cacaust for this…
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>>2934245Still waiting for that cumshot pic lil bro
ā2934252[Quote]
>>2934234very nice hair btw
ā2934253[Quote]
>>2934030 (OP)Nabubu this is embarrasing, i've shot blanks with more volume than this
ā2934258[Quote]
ANYONE TALKING SHIT SYBAU
ā2934260[Quote]
>>2934257blud we are not posting our precious semen for your vantablack nigger eyes to see
ā2934264[Quote]
>>2934258>>2934257just give up and start taking estrogen. cortisol overload wont help you get bleached
ā2934267[Quote]
>>2934260yeah youre not invited to our semen club
ā2934268[Quote]
Hi guys.
ā2934270[Quote]
>>2934260just admit you have less volume than i do faggot
ā2934277[Quote]
what if someone did a cum tribute to nabubus cum tribute
ā2934278[Quote]
i will cease engaging in this thread
ā2934279[Quote]
>>2934277Erm… that's kinda gay.
ā2934281[Quote]
>>2934277it would be an inception
ā2934285[Quote]
>>2934278I know something better
ā2934286[Quote]
>>2934277i wouldve done this if i was home alone
ā2934295[Quote]
>>2934030 (OP)>>2934045>>2934047>>2934053>>2934054>>2934057>>2934060>>2934061>>2934063>>2934065>>2934070>>2934072>>2934074>>2934076>>2934079>>2934084>>2934085>>2934086>>2934087>>2934091>>2934092>>2934093>>2934094>>2934095>>2934100>>2934104>>2934106>>2934111>>2934112>>2934113>>2934115>>2934117>>2934119>>2934124>>2934128>>2934133>>2934134>>2934292Let the swarm pullulate. Let the darkest black plague.
March. March. Consume.
Procreate. Consume. Erase.
Erase. Regenerate. March.
Empty, strange… umbrous and repellent… corner?
Loathing. Neglect. Contempt. Isolation. Familiar hush, all.
Intrude. Infest.
Intrude. Infest. Thrive.
Chaotic, oblivious… Consumption.
I hear it. The abominable, skittering echo outside the window.
Scour every corner, swarm every height, and take flight.
Proliferate. Infest. Horrify… Down in the depths of our fall… Transform.
All that stands in the way… shall be ground to dust.
Feast. Indulgence.
Suddenly, one day… You will awaken from your nightmare, and realize that the crawling death has stalked your steps.
ā2934298[Quote]
>>2934030 (OP)>>2934045>>2934047>>2934053>>2934054>>2934057>>2934060>>2934061>>2934063>>2934065>>2934070>>2934072>>2934074>>2934076>>2934079>>2934084>>2934085>>2934086>>2934087>>2934091>>2934092>>2934093>>2934094>>2934095>>2934100>>2934104>>2934106>>2934111>>2934112>>2934113>>2934115>>2934117>>2934119>>2934124>>2934128>>2934133>>2934134>>2934292>>2934030 (OP)>>2934045>>2934047>>2934053>>2934054>>2934057>>2934060>>2934061>>2934063>>2934065>>2934070>>2934072>>2934074>>2934076>>2934079>>2934084>>2934085>>2934086>>2934087>>2934091>>2934092>>2934093>>2934094>>2934095>>2934100>>2934104>>2934106>>2934111>>2934112>>2934113>>2934115>>2934117>>2934119>>2934124>>2934128>>2934133>>2934134>>2934292Stop being so fucking stubborn you brown lunch sack filled with shit. Why do these things to win a argument that won't mean SHIT at all besides giving you the tiniest, THE TINIEST bit of solace in your sad sad life because you can't admit you're wrong. And you never will, because i know you, and i know that you are the most annoying most infuriating most enraging person known to man simply because you cannot and will not stop being such a stubborn bitch, that pushes away everyone you know and love. This is on you. Quit your fucking bullshit. Suck it the. Fuck. Up. And admit your wrong and stop lying on the internet in order to win a argument that won't mean SHIT at all besides giving you the tiniest, THE TINIEST bit of solace in your sad sad life because you can't admit you're wrong. And you never will, because it is a fact that you are the most annoying most infuriating most enraging person known to man simply because you cannot and will not stop being such a stubborn bitch, that pushes away everyone you know and love. This is on you.
ā2934302[Quote]
>>2934279Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ā2934306[Quote]
LEAK OVERLOAD.
I REPEAT LEAK OVERLOAD.
PLEASE EVERYONE HOLD ON
ITS FLOODING
ā2934307[Quote]
>>2934030 (OP)>>2934045>>2934047>>2934053>>2934054>>2934057>>2934060>>2934061>>2934063>>2934065>>2934070>>2934072>>2934074>>2934076>>2934079>>2934084>>2934085>>2934086>>2934087>>2934091>>2934092>>2934093>>2934094>>2934095>>2934100>>2934104>>2934106>>2934111>>2934112>>2934113>>2934115>>2934117>>2934119>>2934124>>2934128>>2934133>>2934134>>2934292>>2934030 (OP)>>2934045>>2934047>>2934053>>2934054>>2934057>>2934060>>2934061>>2934063>>2934065>>2934070>>2934072>>2934074>>2934076>>2934079>>2934084>>2934085>>2934086>>2934087>>2934091>>2934092>>2934093>>2934094>>2934095>>2934100>>2934104>>2934106>>2934111>>2934112>>2934113>>2934115>>2934117>>2934119>>2934124>>2934128>>2934133>>2934134>>2934292>>2934030 (OP)>>2934045>>2934047>>2934053>>2934054>>2934057>>2934060>>2934061>>2934063>>2934065>>2934070>>2934072>>2934074>>2934076>>2934079>>2934084>>2934085>>2934086>>2934087>>2934091>>2934092>>2934093>>2934094>>2934095>>2934100>>2934104>>2934106>>2934111>>2934112>>2934113>>2934115>>2934117>>2934119>>2934124>>2934128>>2934133>>2934134>>2934292>>2934030 (OP)>>2934045>>2934047>>2934053>>2934054>>2934057>>2934060>>2934061>>2934063>>2934065>>2934070>>2934072>>2934074>>2934076>>2934079>>2934084>>2934085>>2934086>>2934087>>2934091>>2934092>>2934093>>2934094>>2934095>>2934100>>2934104>>2934106>>2934111>>2934112>>2934113>>2934115>>2934117>>2934119>>2934124>>2934128>>2934133>>2934134>>2934292š©THE GREAT GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTYš©
The sharty is drenched in a slimy, brown-tinted ooze as the naked, gelatinous soyjaks writhe and squelch around in their own putrid excretions. š« š¦ Their slick, featureless bodies jiggle with every movement with balls of gooey slime bouncing off their ass cheeks šš., gargling a sticky, goopy mess of naked, gelatinous soyjaks - stupid niggers - sliding and slopping around in their own putrid excretions. š« š¦ They're like a bunch of filthy fucking spics, leaving trails of shit and fuckery everywhere.
The air is THICK with stench š as they slap their ooze-covered hands together ššš, chanting "FUCK YOU" and "SHIT ON YOU" šš½. One by one, they offer themselves to the Great Sharty Maw, becoming one with the eternal goon ooze - what a damn kike.
The biggest among them, the GOONLORD SUPREME lets out a wet, sticky DEEP, BASS-BOOSTED FART šØš„- this big dumb nigga -, emerges from the bubbling cesspool, his gelatinous soy form absorbing lesser shartlings into his pulsating mass š« š©. It's a slimy, gooey free-for-all - holy shit what a mess -, with these damn coons drowning in tidal waves of pure filth šš©.
The sharty will never be clean again. š«
š©š¦THE ULTRA GOOEY POO PARTY AT THE SHARTYš¦š©
ā2934308[Quote]
nobody likes you meursault not even soyteen liker
ā2934310[Quote]
>>2934308DO NOT MENTION HIS NAME
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>>2934306obsessed info african
ā2934315[Quote]
>>2934308you post cumshots for other men to see and you act like it's a reason to be proud shadup
ā2934328[Quote]
>>2934030 (OP)>>2934045>>2934047>>2934053>>2934054>>2934057>>2934060>>2934061>>2934063>>2934065>>2934070>>2934072>>2934074>>2934076>>2934079>>2934084>>2934085>>2934086>>2934087>>2934091>>2934092>>2934093>>2934094>>2934095>>2934100>>2934104>>2934106>>2934111>>2934112>>2934113>>2934115>>2934117>>2934119>>2934124>>2934128>>2934133>>2934134>>2934292>>2934030 (OP)>>2934045>>2934047>>2934053>>2934054>>2934057>>2934060>>2934061>>2934063>>2934065>>2934070>>2934072>>2934074>>2934076>>2934079>>2934084>>2934085>>2934086>>2934087>>2934091>>2934092>>2934093>>2934094>>2934095>>2934100>>2934104>>2934106>>2934111>>2934112>>2934113>>2934115>>2934117>>2934119>>2934124>>2934128>>2934133>>2934134>>2934292>>2934030 (OP)>>2934045>>2934047>>2934053>>2934054>>2934057>>2934060>>2934061>>2934063>>2934065>>2934070>>2934072>>2934074>>2934076>>2934079>>2934084>>2934085>>2934086>>2934087>>2934091>>2934092>>2934093>>2934094>>2934095>>2934100>>2934104>>2934106>>2934111>>2934112>>2934113>>2934115>>2934117>>2934119>>2934124>>2934128>>2934133>>2934134>>2934292>>2934030 (OP)>>2934045>>2934047>>2934053>>2934054>>2934057>>2934060>>2934061>>2934063>>2934065>>2934070>>2934072>>2934074>>2934076>>2934079>>2934084>>2934085>>2934086>>2934087>>2934091>>2934092>>2934093>>2934094>>2934095>>2934100>>2934104>>2934106>>2934111>>2934112>>2934113>>2934115>>2934117>>2934119>>2934124>>2934128>>2934133>>2934134>>2934292I can take a big dildo but this was way too big. If you can't take something the size of a fist then it's not going to work out. This is going straight to the trash. Like most stated; the head is not tapered so there's no easing it in. It's either all or nothing. After an hour of trying, I got nowhere. It's just not going to happen.
Editing after deciding not to give up and throw away(Previous rating was 1 star)
So I was going to throw this away because it seemed impossible to insert this initially. HOWEVER, I decided to buy a dildo in between the girth of this one and my old one to see if maybe I could work my way up to it. The plan was a success after about a week of training.
So let me tell you what happens when you are finally are able to get the head in, which is painful yet pleasurable. As soon as I got the head in my body tried to push it out which made me squirt/pee but it wasn't a normal pee as it felt like an instant prostate orgasm. It was nothing that I have ever experienced before. I'll never forget my first few insertions with this thing. After a while I was able to get it in a little easier and even able to take it half way down. I'm pretty sure going all the way down is impossible but I don't really think it's necessary.
I still think this dildo would be way better if the head was tapered though. The dildo I bought to work my way up to this one had a tapered head and was very thick at the bottom so it allowed you to work at it in a comfortable way. This one is, like I said in my initial review, all or nothing right out of the gate. But, as I also stated, once you are able to get the head in, you may be in for a surprising sensation you've never had before. I can't really describe it but it was interesting to say the least…and very messy; prepare to probably pee a little.
Anyway, this is not an everyday toy for me, I only take this out if I'm feeling like being abused and filled to the max. Also, unlike other suction cup toys, this one actually sticks to smooth surfaces. A shower wall is perfect and it won't fall off. I have other toys that I can't even use in the shower because the suction cup is worthless.
ā2934331[Quote]
*negates the last 20 sages*
ā2934334[Quote]
STOP POSTING THIS AWFUL CUM.
ā2934336[Quote]
CONTINUE POSTING THIS AWESOME CUM
ā2934340[Quote]
>>2934337marge my period is 2 weeks later i shouldnt bleed now?
ā2934354[Quote]
>>2934340id hate to be you
ā2934358[Quote]
>the massacre spot today
ā2934360[Quote]
>>2934357you turkpooners will never be men stop posting cum and penises on my beloved board
ā2934376[Quote]
>>2934367youll be left for dead
ā2934387[Quote]
>>2934095Mustache man works in mysterious ways
ā2934393[Quote]
>>2934391>dying of prolapse because the BWC i was serving fucked up my insidesan honor
ā2934422[Quote]
>>2934393obsessed with bwc
ā2934432[Quote]
>>2934422yeah makes my mouth watery just thinking about it
ā2934443[Quote]
>>2934340show a good hunky some boobs please
ā2934444[Quote]
>>2934432tell us about what you'd do to a bwc
ā2934449[Quote]
>>2934030 (OP)micro penis award
ā2934452[Quote]
>>2934444suck on it until it cums deep in my throat duh?
ā2934457[Quote]
>>2934445you just said you were on your period o algo…
ā2934461[Quote]
>>2934457>polcacas dont have blood coming out of their dicks OHNONONONONONONO
ā2934463[Quote]
>>2934452what if it tasted bad and had smegma all over it
ā2934471[Quote]
>>2934463>>2934461JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY
ā2934472[Quote]
>>2934463even doe all aryan men are clean beasts and their dicks would smell like soap
ā2934478[Quote]
>>2934472What if it tasted gross
ā2934491[Quote]
>>2934478i would just have him rape me instead
ā2934503[Quote]
>>2934491What if he wanted to rape your mouth?
ā2934509[Quote]
>>2934495croatcuck gets MOGGED by homomaxxing turkaryan, gets CAREER ending cortisol spike and then ROPEMAXXes.
ā2934511[Quote]
>>2934503doesnt matter since i am getting raped i dont get a choice no?
ā2934513[Quote]
Stop polluting this board with bait and go back to /soy/ you niggers
ā2934521[Quote]
>>2934513tell quote to unrangeban vs in soy and i will leave
>>2934518i would obey
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>>2934509Your homosexuality will never catch on
ā2934531[Quote]
>>2934521You wouldnt even resist??
ā2934540[Quote]
>>2934528Stop spreading this horrible gay and go back to your gooncave with minors on discord
ā2934541[Quote]
>>2934531no. why would i refuse a blessing from god?
ā2934551[Quote]
>>2934541What if he started trying to snuff you by choking you to death on his bwc
ā2934558[Quote]
>>2934546Okay now show google
ā2934561[Quote]
>>2934546what if xe's using the browser version doe
ā2934575[Quote]
>>2934551you are too invested in this story chud. just get bleached already
ā2934592[Quote]
>>2934566Must be a big loss for turkniggers like goth and you
ā2934598[Quote]
>>2934592you sound obsessed
ā2934607[Quote]
>>2934598And you sound like a troon pedo
ā2934616[Quote]
>>2934607>cant call me a cordnigger so has to call me a pedo even doe i have never said pedophilic thingsyep issa sagesissy fail
ā2934631[Quote]
>>2934616Your obsession with faggotry at the age of 18 or more is concerning
ā2934700[Quote]
so obsessed with mi
ā2934744[Quote]
so many people talking shit about my cumshot and yet everyone refuses to post their super ubermensch cumshot! curious!
ā2934798[Quote]
Maybe if a foid posts her coin slots