>>2712218 (OP)Yeah it's AI, but that's what would happen if a gorilla could grab you. I went to a state zoo in Flores, Guatemala that cost so little they gave us change in coins I didn't even realize existed. I don't think the zoo gets a lot of visitors because it has some crazy shit like a cement waterslide that sends you skipping across a reedy swamp like a stone. As soon as the monkeys saw us approach they all lined up, biggest to smallest, and took turns holding hands with us. It was so surreal, they acted and played like pre-school children meeting a celebrity. The state worker escorting us brought a bag of fruit which we cut up and fed to them. Those little fuckers would grab hair and pull hard, though. They took my water bottle and the state worker just said, "Se ha ido, olvidalo." We gave the zoo keeper a $5 for hanging out with us basically all day and he knelt on his knee and bowed like a Catholic weeb. Guatemala is a cool country, wish they wouldn't throw garbage everywhere like a bunch of retarded animals though. Go to Flores and Antigua if you visit Guatemala, the Europeans actually fixed those places.