/pol/ - International /Pol/itics & /Bant/er

My dad used to dress up like Feraljak to
scare me because I like real food and I
thought Feral jak would be angry at me
about it so i developed a fear of him and so
whenever I did something wrong my dad
would say "I hope Feral doesn't hear
about this" and then at night he'd sneak into
my room dressed in a Feraljak onesie and pour a
bottle of soylent over my head and tell me to have some respect for soy, and for myself
he really was an insane piece of shit