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Bidet? Never heard of it
Its a device that washes your ass? Seems interesting
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>>2685718Its the bronze thing attached to the toilet in picrel
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I have this
Idk why wypipo don't use it, toilet paper isn't enough on its own
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>>2685746i just shower after i poop, this shit is gross
â„–2685751[Quote]
>>2685749what if you want to poop after you shower
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>>2685751i only poop once every 3 days and if it does happen i'll just do it during my second shower
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>>2685749How often you poop?
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>>2685752That's not enough, you need to eat more fiber
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>>2685755random shitskin telling me i need to shit more. No thanks!
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>>2685756You'll never be brown if you aren't shitting twice a day
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>>2685762thats not normal
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>>2685766But you'll never be brown
Don't you care about becoming brown?
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>>2685718It's just like the sprayer you would use to wash dishes in the sink, except it is for your anus and attaches to the valve that fills your toilet. You can buy one for like $30 on amazon. Don't fuck with the high tech toilet seat one or the european style you need to waddle over. All you need is the gun.
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>>2685768this is actually so gay
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>>2685768Probably x2 the price here in israel
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>>2685774take a shower you gross fuck
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>>2685775i dont want to take a shower every time i poop
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>>2685776just poop when you wkae up and then shower???
â„–2685778[Quote]
>>2685775>>2685771Better than poop particles and bits of shit ending up in your shower and on your loofah or sponge or your fucking hand or whatever
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>>2685778????????????????
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>>2685777nigga thinks i can control when i want to poop😂ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ¥€ðŸ¥€
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>>2685771It takes me like 10 seconds to completely clean my ass. No need for a shower, just one dab to get the water off. If I have to dry wipe I have to dig around in my butt hole with my fingers several times, sometimes for quite some time and there's always some residue. Is spritzing shit off your ass with its natural enemy, water, really more gay than prolonged digging around in your butt hole with your fingers?
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>>2685780After you shit and wipe yourself half clean with TP, and hop in the shower, what do you do
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>>2685783"half clean" i wipe until there's nothing left buddy wat
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>>2685785there are still poop particles left
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>>2685785You mean you smear it until a sheet comes up until it's color is whiter than you
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>>2685786then i blast my ass in the shower blud
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>>2685788And those fucking shit bits end up in your shower and on your sponge or body
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>>2685788That is exactly what you do with the bidet, you are just wasting your time going in the shower
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>>2685791IM SHOWERING ANYWAY DUMBFUCK
>>2685790as opposed to the bidet spraying it across the entire room
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>>2685793The bidet doesn't spray across the room retard
You aim it at your ass, it cleans your ass, and the dirty water pours and drips into the toilet
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>>2685793you shower twice a week? thats really gross
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>>2685783This is true. And all the poop particles end up in the toilet instead of on the floor of your shower, your hand, your loofah, or a bar of soap. I have cleaned my ass like a dirty heathen in the shower, I know what flecks of shit look like when they're washing across the floor, I know what shit stained suds look like, and it's gross. I'm telling you, friends, there's a better way, and even if it costs more than $30 in Israel or whatever, it's worth it.
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>>2685795i shower twice a day
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>>2685803You're not very clean if your standard of a sanitary shower is one where shit particles are included
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>>2685803Maybe you're one of those people whose body odor smells like garbage, but you'd be surprised how much having a clean anus would reduce your need to shower. You really don't need to shower more than once every 2 or 3 days if you're properly cleaning yourself.
>>2685794There's definitely a technique to it. It's a game of angles and pressure, if you go in there guns blazing you can definitely spray shit onto your balls.
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>>2685808>>2685806actual faggots or foids
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>>2685803I bet you smell amazing
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nigga what the fuck do you think the point of a shower is. it is to get clean. you clean the shower after you're done.
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>>2685808Personally, I insert the bidet stick from the front, I know I'm weird, but I find it's the most effective
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>>2685811no i don't use deodorant
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>>2685812You don't need to clean the shower if you just don't spread shit all over it, your tools, and yourself in the first place
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>>2685820dawg i bath my dog in the shower, it's getting cleaned you filthy fucker
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>>2685814Why do you shower twice a day then, if you don't need to use deodorant? Is it a poop thing? Do you have a fungus?
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Bidets are Aryan and the Vietnamese shitskin can't comprehend this
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>>2685824no i just like being clean
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>>2685825If only that was the case
The Vietnamese use the best bidets
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>>2685828Bidets are Aryan because I said so
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>>2685825Don't the Vietnamese use a ladle or something? It's like a bidet for retards.
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>>2685834I don't know, but for some reason he insists putting water up your ass is le bad and gay, but putting water up your ass in a much more wasteful and less efficient way is le good somehow. Bidets won.
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>>2685834I think you're thinking of Filipinx
They use basically a plant watering kettle type thing
â„–2685840[Quote]
>>2685838Just admit you're gay
â„–2685845[Quote]
No bidets in poland
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>>2685848You save images of buff men in their underwear to compare yourself to btw
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>>2685848Fuck you, KikeJeet
Literally
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>>2685849me saving 1 photo of drago means i'm a fag apparently
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>>2685851You also said you would fuck hulk hogan if he had a vagina or something like that
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>>2685853i said i would fuck pooner hulk hogan over tranny megan fox
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>>2685851It is kinda gay. You also seem awfully sensitive about cleaning your butt hole with water somehow means you want a penis in your rectum. You've got some gay vibes, bro.
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>>2685859how is that gay?
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>>2685875It's like a gay man trying his hardest to pretend to be straight
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>>2685887This is a white utterance. I just assume every Canadian flag i see is a pajeet. You've redeemed yourself saar, I mean sir.
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>>2685910There's only 2 white canadians on /pol,/ they're MrMemer and Canadaryan, they don't post much doe
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>>2685913You sound polish
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>>2685914Garf is aryan as well