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Nordics will mald! Nordics will bald! Bouvet Island will be Earth's Gem!

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why dont you colonize antarctica instead

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>>2669589
some dude pretending to be a king claimed the last part that was unclaimed and made a website about it

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>>2669582 (OP)
yeah you missed the chance, this gen x boomer won
https://www.westarctica.info/

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>>2669589
The treaty is too cucksome!

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>>2669601
>>2669603
>>2669582 (OP)
you fear what i know????

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>>2669603
they can't stop you

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>>2669601
>>2669593
NATO is going into freefall therefore Bouvet Island is up for grabs.
>>2669606
Is he there yet?

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I am sure some anon in here can use CRISPR kits to cook up his own weapon grade algae to terraform this island

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>>2669612
he has thousands of knights who attended his rallies from all over the world
there's also the guy who claimed the moon and several planets
but i wrote to the UN and claimed everything in the universe besides the moon guy and i made sure to include space itself, which is real estate. and i will give it all to Jesus

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>>2669618
>>2669612
I win. and nobody knows but Jesus.

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>>2669610
Norwegians have a bigger physical presence in Antarctica than they do in Bouvet Island which was given to them by Britain/League of Nations in pity.

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>>2669619
China has nothing on the moon real-estate capitalist

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>>2669624
his claims are legit because he actually had people pay, which means a lot more over time, it's real money talking not dumb ass staking of a flag, people die over money not over making a sand castle on the beach

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>>2669622
wha tabout svalbard

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>>2669614
No need, just need Bronze & Cushion Forget-Me-Nots from South Island New Zealand.
>>2669618
Has he even been there and planted his flag?

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>>2669638
no, but he has the receipts…
hahahaha…

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>>2669629
Due to Russia they have an even bigger presence there.

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>>2669640
i notarized my claim on the whole universe… and sent it to the UN…
they never objected… i win…

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>>2669650
project "moon light" is a go.

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>>2669650
I have a claim on LTT-1445 Ad.

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>>2669662
i have claim on all
for Jesus, I won't even profit.
First man to claim the universe for Jesus in documented form.

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>>2669640
Just to terraform…

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>>2669674
God terraformed the earth, it took a day, but days are long time periods for a spirit.

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>>2669677
I'll get there eventually… If not, Bouvet Island!

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>>2669681
you don't even know…

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>>2669674
i wish canadian yukon would join usa, it would be a paradise

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>>2669682
I want a reverse engineered UFO to take me to LTT-1445 Ad for the Forget-Me-Nots.
>>2669688
Bouvet Island WILL be better!

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>>2669693
if you do the right things, you could go there without a space suit

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>>2669712
For God so loved the Earth he gave his only Son, hear him.

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>>2669716
Is this Mormonism?

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>>2669724
people fucking hate us with stupid videos and cartoons they make, it's not retarded to think God made worlds "planets" and that he can teach people to alter them and change them by smashing ice asteroids into them and having them pass through clouds at measured speeds to attract enough atmosphere.

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>>2669724
wait i didn't bait you with any mormon lingo, congratz on having the holy spirit californian, he testifies

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>>2669731
I'm not closed to the idea we travel when death comes… I accept the Christ.

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>>2669724
angels can go anywhere

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>>2669732
I just know about the posthumous Star Trekking Mormons do…

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>>2669738
Those who go to God become his angels, and never transgress against him again, and he will teach them everything, just like he did Jesus. Faith in Christ saves all, no secrets.

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>>2669738
Ever watch Titan A.E. ?

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>>2669754
I haven't, it is good?

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>>2669760
>orphan
>targeted by aliens
>tries to revive humanity

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>>2669740
I do want to terraform Bouvet Island IRL though.

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>>2669764
do enough righteousness and be open to all lesson from God, watch miracles happen, and don't spare the garum



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