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…Moishe Baalman then said:
>That would be against YHWH's will, because he explicitly mentioned that a Jew may not eat rabbit meat with his right hand on the second friday of any month.
Zufadeen Molothstein argued:
<A scholar named Hesh Childeater said that by "right hand" YHWH really meant "dominant hand", so I believe that if I wake up on that second friday of the month and use my left hand as if it were my dominant hand, then my right hand would stop being the dominant hand for that day, which would let me eat rabbit meat with my right hand. Furthermore, the calendar plays an important role in determening what a "friday" and a "month" is. You see, there is a misalingment between the Gregoian calendar we use today and the Babylonian lunar calendar…
[20,000 pages later]
>…For this reason, it is perfectly logical to assume that the foreskin of the baby was intended to be eaten after the surgery.

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>…Moishe Baalman then said:
>>That would be against YHWH's will, because he explicitly mentioned that a Jew may not eat rabbit meat with his right hand on the second friday of any month.
>Zufadeen Molothstein argued:
><A scholar named Hesh Childeater said that by "right hand" YHWH really meant "dominant hand", so I believe that if I wake up on that second friday of the month and use my left hand as if it were my dominant hand, then my right hand would stop being the dominant hand for that day, which would let me eat rabbit meat with my right hand. Furthermore, the calendar plays an important role in determening what a "friday" and a "month" is. You see, there is a misalingment between the Gregoian calendar we use today and the Babylonian lunar calendar…
>[20,000 pages later]
>>…For this reason, it is perfectly logical to assume that the foreskin of the baby was intended to be eaten after the surgery.



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