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So I've been bullying my ugly fat sister for dating a mixed race man and she's saying he's gonna jump me now. He's 5ft8-9 and weighs around my weight of 150-170. I'm 6ft and weight about 165. Do you think I could win?
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>>2565558
Nooooooo

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>>2565561
nigga fuck the law he could kill you

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Your best bet imo is to try to get a screenshot of a text message and call the police as soon as you see him show up, then delay until the police arrive.
It seems cucked but its your best option given the circumstances.

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>>2565561
is canada really this cucked kek

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>>2565569
>>2565569
Dude it is cucked asf

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>>2565561
that text message might be a bad idea then, youd be better off trying to get away with saying he attacked you completely at random and you just happened to have a roll of quarters in your hand

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>>2565567
I don't know I don't have her contact info or his

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well lets not rule out the text because "threat by text" is a very real thing here so im sure canada has even harsher punishments

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>>2565558
saar what i mean is not for the nigger to breathe in the sand, the point is that the sand gets into xis eyes

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>>2565580
She said this infront of the whole house and I replied no he won't

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>>2565586
my best advice is just get the fuck out of canada

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>>2565581
How dysfunctional is your family kek

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>>2565591
I will but I'm not pussying out since that's not what whites should do

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>>2565586
Your family will (hopefully) take your side in that, no?

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>>2565597
It's only on my moms side, I much rather my dads side since it's functional there

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>>2565586
Do you know where he lives?

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>>2565598
i admire your drive but youre not serving any purpose to the white race by ending up incarcerated at the expense of some worthless nigger

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>>2565598
self defence seems to be legal
>34.(1) A person is not guilty of an offence if
>(a) they believe on reasonable grounds that force is being used against them or another person or that a threat of force is being made against them or another person;

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>>2565608

Maybe I could play dumb and then let him swing first

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>>2565607
Damn, cops are the best option I guess
>>2565612
The problem arises when he has a knife that he uses for self defense
Maybe you should just set out a big project in your garage or something that would involve a boxcutter or other small knife so you have plausible deniability for having a knife out?

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>>2565626
yeah, canada is too rulecucked and doesnt allow you to carry true weapons for defense

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Get out a cutting board and some vegetables and cut them up with a big kitchen knife before he shows up, if he sees you holding it he'll either scare off or you'll be able to say you weren't carrying it for self defense but just used it for the purpose thereof

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>>2565626
There's nothing there man. Ohhh I'm so fucked, I hope yall go TND if I get killed

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>>2565636

Bro it issss. They literally tried to ban airsoft guns

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>>2565639
CALL THE COPS IF YOU SEE XIM NEARBY AND PREPARE THE SAND MIXTURE BEFOREHAND

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>>2565638
That's actully smart

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>>2565644
Projectile weapons are illegal

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>>2565648
niggas banned slingshots

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>>2565648
marge is sand a projectile weapon

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>>2565651
Probably

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You're allowed to keep a knife as long as you don't leave your property right?

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>>2565652
>>2565654
Your allowed to carry one unless it's illegal knife or your using it in anyway on a human

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>>2565654
This is what I mean, if you were just using the knife to "make dinner" when you were attacked there's no way they can use that against you

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>>2565652
>marge

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>>2565658
trve, same with the sand mixture or rule out the sand to make it more credible

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>>2565658
Alright if he comes over then I'll be chopping onions or something

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>>2565663
you should make him some meatballs

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>>2565663
If you win show us bruh

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>>2565658
Alright if he comes over then I'll be chopping onions or something >>2565667

Ok but I suspect that he's gonna try to pull a knife and it would go straight to the cops

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buy a sword and sharpen it on a rock before he jumps you
- range
- will scare the nigger mutt
- you dont need to be good at it to use it

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>>2565687
Just saying the words "I want to own a sword for self-defense" in Canada will get you anally raped by Trudeau himself for all eternity

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>>2565>>2565687
Hmmmmmm possibly

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>>2565692
say you're an enthusiast or collector or something

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>>2565702
as an excuse to get it but if you cant then try a knife
>>2565454
make a batch of pocket sand like this and mix the rest of the pepper into a spray bottle with isopropyl alcohol

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>>2565364 (OP)
Tell your dad that a black man has been threatening you and is on the premises, feign ignorance, until eventually ID'ing the man as his daughter's boyfriend, who was there doing drugs and trying to nut on her



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