>>2532406 (OP)It came to pass in the latter days,
in the darkest hour of the age,
that hope was fallen low, and the hearts of men failed them.
For they had lost their glory,
and women their beauty.
<reddit spaceYet out of the deep darkness there appeared a countenance-
with no glasses upon his eyes, nor stubble upon his face;
and yet was he known surely to be IAS.
And the face thereof was as the face of God.
<reddit spaceAnd He spoke
"Let there be Vlodson."
And it was beautiful.