am I being a schizo, but why the fuck do I feel like Elisha molested this boy.>boy is sick>He alone, or with Gehazi(one of his disciples) go's into the room alone with the boy(depends on translation which of them it is>Elisha Lays on the boy, whilst

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Chud dUFoOK9L 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:11:13 №2497360 [Quote]

am I being a schizo, but why the fuck do I feel like Elisha molested this boy.
>boy is sick
>He alone, or with Gehazi(one of his disciples) go's into the room alone with the boy(depends on translation which of them it is
>Elisha Lays on the boy, whilst the mother isn't allowed in the room, he lays on him mouth to mouth, eyes to eyes, hands to hands(we can assume that he's also laying chest to chest too)

am I being a schizo for thinking that Elisha MIGHT have molested or raped a child?

Chud Qa^dXP6b 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:15:03 №2497368 [Quote]

no, what? it wasnt sexual, he was trying to save his life

Chud 53Jjfb5! 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:17:58 №2497372 [Quote]

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>Snopes just clarified. cpr IS 'p.

Chud 9mSMbULJ [VPN] 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:18:59 №2497376 [Quote]

>>2497372
'c'p'r
DOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Chud dUFoOK9L 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:30:43 №2497415 [Quote]

>>2497372
if it was cpr though, why didn't he put his hands on his chest and mouth on his mouth, it does not really line up with cpr is my problem

Chud dUFoOK9L 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:33:40 №2497427 [Quote]

>>2497368
sure put all these things together are kind of weird
>mother not allowed in the room
>him laying on him, not being similar to cpr
>him being either alone with the boy or he's with Gehazi alone with the boy(a trusted official)

Chud dUFoOK9L 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:34:03 №2497428 [Quote]

>>2497415
essentially it says he put his hands on his hands

Gold Wla4njyQ 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:42:17 №2497450 [Quote]

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>>2497427
Hashem tier bait.
This is really simple, he breathed life into the boy as God did with Adam.
>molested or raped a child
Retarded, that'd be a sin and also homosexual. Read 2 Corinthians 1, Matthew 18, 1 Corinthians 6, and Genesis.

Chud 18EXCJO3 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:51:16 №2497482 [Quote]

>>2497360 (OP)
>doesn't understand hyperbole
"Then he went up and lay on the child, putting his mouth on his mouth, his eyes on his eyes, and his hands on his hands." is a metaphor- (ev&doe elisha was actually breathing on the kid) like lots wife turning to salt (she had a heart attack)

>am I being a schizo for thinking that Elisha MIGHT have molested or raped a child?
'p obsessed btw

Chud gOJaO0tO 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:52:03 №2497485 [Quote]

>>2497415
…
Dumbass that's literally how you do CPR

Chud gOJaO0tO 12/05/25 (Fri) 21:52:53 №2497490 [Quote]

>>2497485
It was how older generations used to do it before CPR,