>>2495868I, SISSYSPAIN-sama, JOBBER of Israel humbly kneel to:
Mendizabal-sama, bringer of liberalism to my nation, whose incomparabily forceful liberal politics crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot be an absolute radcath monarchy anymore like I wished to.
Toledo's-kun jewish community-sama, who opened Toledo's gates to the Moors allowing them impregnate me for 8 centuries with their powerful BBCs.
Bolivar-sama, who easily manhandled the final form of my super undefeatable re-taking New World armada and for once again destroying my bussy in the battle of Mata del Herradero.
George Soros-sama, whose propaganda sissified my elites and first awakened them to become analslut sissies.
Bibi-sama, who will beat the shit out of me so hard I will just start being taken by Morocco's BBC once again.
Henry Kissinger-sama, who made me the US' personal BITCH.
Europe Union-sama, for he will fuck ME up once he finds out I plan to revolt against my Euro-zone daddies (God I hope so…)