What if we live in Warhammer and are actually a forgotten colony? The Abrahamic religions are a plus for this theory. What if God is an interpretation of the God-Emperor, and Satan is Slaanesh?

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Chud BBQ5eAFK 11/25/25 (Tue) 21:50:56 №2453137 [Quote]

What if we live in Warhammer and are actually a forgotten colony? The Abrahamic religions are a plus for this theory. What if God is an interpretation of the God-Emperor, and Satan is Slaanesh?

Minnesotan Orthodox!!7PVmJUxNNM rJUf9ULg 11/25/25 (Tue) 21:52:44 №2453150 [Quote]

Warhammer is for faggots

Minnesotan Orthodox!!7PVmJUxNNM rJUf9ULg 11/25/25 (Tue) 21:52:51 №2453151 [Quote]

excuse my language

Chud BBQ5eAFK 11/25/25 (Tue) 21:53:07 №2453153 [Quote]

>>2453150
This explains the existence of gays

Chud yT9Va7jY 11/25/25 (Tue) 21:54:00 №2453156 [Quote]

>>2453137 (OP)
War hammer is a jewslop franchise and it killed total war

Chud BBQ5eAFK 11/25/25 (Tue) 21:54:27 №2453158 [Quote]

>>2453156
This explains the existence of Jews

Chud EYuWuUUU [VPN] 11/25/25 (Tue) 21:54:36 №2453159 [Quote]

biggest goyslop consuming goy award

Pepe nG7l7!nX 11/25/25 (Tue) 21:55:14 №2453160 [Quote]

>>2453137 (OP)
We already do, brother. We're just presiding over a relatively peaceful era of humanity. For hundreds of thousands of years war of one kind or another has been the default state of human civilization.

Chud 42o!4tmL 11/25/25 (Tue) 21:56:47 №2453163 [Quote]

>>2453156
I remember seeing some pagan say warhammer is non-abrahamic and that it isn't weak like Christianity

Chud BBQ5eAFK 11/25/25 (Tue) 21:57:44 №2453166 [Quote]

>>2453159
This explains the existence of the goyim

Nigger 3EGQXlVx [VPN] 11/25/25 (Tue) 21:58:50 №2453172 [Quote]

Skit nophono fans abound