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Any 'mutts here that can enlighten me to how rednecks behave IRL? Are they violent or prone to crime?

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Not prone to crime except some moonshining and getting away with it most of the time since the judges are aware of the culture that surrounds them.

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>>2450098
I saw some soydditors cry about them being muh criminal, but it seems to be just generic anti-white propaganda

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"Redneck" is a pretty broad term that refers to most rural folk, so it depends on where you are. I'd say most rural Americans are incredibly kind. I hear Europeans are normally caught off guard by just how sociable people still are in the rural US.

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South but tranny south so I'm not sure if my input will count.

Rednecks are quiet friendly and hospitable, just stay off their property because they like to show off their guns

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The only crime they're really prone to is making meth and shit for themselves. The term "redneck" is kinda broad but at the more extreme examples (white trash rednecks) they usually smell fucking awful, they break everything in their houses and then ""fix"" it with plastic wrap, tape, and garbage bags because they are prone to autistic outbursts. They often possess an ungodly amount of animals that they barely care for and let piss everywhere which doesn't help the smell. And their houses are often filled with bugs and shit. I've had the great liberty of having to work with these people or tear apart the internals of their houses, it is NOT pleasant being around them.

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>>2450107
rednecks are only hot headed if confronted, they do not seek for crime or violence

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>>2450195
A couple months ago I worked with a buddy on fixing up an old victorian mansion that got bought out by white trash redneck tweakers. They were literally shitting on the living room floor and then SHOVELING IT into a metal trash can because they broke their plumbing. When we first got to the house and opened the can it smelled SO FUCKING BAD and there was a SEA OF MAGGOTS in it. It was one of the most revolting experiences i've ever had in my life. They also had cats living in the ceiling of their attic and whenver it'd rain the roof would leak and funnel down cat shit coffee onto the floors.

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>>2450204
Mind you there was about 30 of them living in the house and they had CHILDREN in these conditions

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>>2450208
>>2450204
Hoarders and cat ladies at the same time?

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>>2450208
>>2450195
>>2450204
probably extremely inbred and braindamaged from strong moonshine and meth, i think you met the worst of the worst rednecks and got unlucky

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>>2450212
Hoarders, drug addicts, cat ladies, and transgender alcoholics, ALL AT ONCE

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>>2450091 (OP)
Ive met American southerners and they are legitimately some of the nicest people I've ever met

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We have some here, basically just rednecks without the guns or hunting. They talk a big talk but its mostly antiwhite prop

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>>2450223
bogans are gooder doe especially with southern cross tattoos

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>>2450204
I sometimes watch those hoarder shows and I genuinely don't understand how those people can live like that.

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>>2450219
Hoarder and storage cleanout is a business, have you ever considered rummaging and salvaging through their "collections" for furniture and vintage stuff?

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>>2450213
I've met a decent share of redneck tweakers in my life. For some reason low IQ drug addicts always get REALLY NICE machinery, old victorian shit, really rare antiques, and other like absurdly valuable stuff. But then they almost ALWAYS get their properties condemned because they fail to pay taxes since they blow it all on meth and catfood. I learned this from my father and then I started hunting around for these condemned tweakers later on. I was able to get a 1950's backhoe for another friend of mine off of a hoarder tweaker who got his house condemned who had over 100 dead cats on his property that he buried in a mass-grave using the backhoe. We were able to scam him and got the backhoe for free after promising to pay him 3 weeks before the sheriffs arrived and arrested him

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>>2450233
This tweaker by the way had his house condemned for months and he had all sorts of shit hoarded including an old ass mossburg shotgun. The dude was literally living off of CAT MILK and BEERS inside a cooler and was stealing Ice from a nearby gas station freezer. For feed he was eating gallon drums of pretzels and cheeseballs

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>>2450240
>for feed
Ironically this technically isn't ESL

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>>2450240
JFL. Inbreeding should be illegal.

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>>2450253
It is…

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>>2450253
I honestly don't even think a lot of them are inbred. I genuinely think they just start hoarding shit and their living conditions begin to plummet when they get cats. Then the cats shit in the piles of hoarded stuff which in turn infects them more, leading to the collapsing mental state

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My all-time FAVORITE story from a tweaker town though was there was an old tweaker redneck who'd let goats "mow" peoples lawns for a small fee and then the goats would come back to his house and shit on the floor.

He also however, had a shrimp farm in kitty pools in his living room floor. One day the guy keeled over and had a heart attack and FELL into the shrimp farms. He then got eaten by the shrimp and there wasn't a wellness check called until 2 weeks later when the smell was unbearable for literally the entire town. The shrimp ate him and he fucking rotted and the ENTIRE house filled with black mold

I'm deadass serious. This happened in the same town where I was cleaning out that mansion

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>>2450271
Do you have a lot of stories like this? That is insane.

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>>2450271
Like, can you seriously imagine a more indignifying death than dying in fucking kitty pools you used to farm shrimp?

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>>2450277
That almost looney-toons tier death

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>>2450271
What a dishonorable way to die

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>>2450274
Those are most of my funniest stories. I had a friend though who's dad was a diagnosed schizophrenic and was convinced people were watching him. So me and two of my other friends flew a drone outside his trailers window and he peeked through the curtain and fucking ran outside into the woods while drunk out of his fucking mind geg

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>>2450291
Do you live out in the bush? You and I probably could swap stories Geg

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>>2450302
No I live in a pretty nice town actually. But my family has another property in upstate new york and I have a couple friends up there who know or work with these redneck tweakers geg

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>>2450309
So you live in one of those gated communities with gardens and such, how could you tell?

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>>2450309
We've probably spoken but I grew up around the most purebred Abbos in the outback and used to fight with them constantly as a kid. Before I grew a lot the older Abbo kids would wait for me to leave the school and jump me and kick the shit out of me almost every day for a long time.

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>>2450319
Not a gated community but it's mostly made up of old people so it's a peaceful and clean area.
>>2450320
Damn dude that's actually crazy. What made them jump you so much

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>>2450320
Abbos are far worse than hogans in my experience. Hogans can be fucking retarded, but then again I grew up with a lot of hogans but they can be pretty chill

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>>2450328
Honestly hard to remember what it was even about. Think I slighted them somehow? Maybe had something to do with one of my sisters? I have 9 siblings so my parents didn't really have time to watch us all

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>>2450328
Racist neughborhood that needs 3 million indians , how could you tell?

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>>2450339
I actually just remembered, one of them had a thing for one of my sisters (who was younger) and I went out of my way to make sure she was never in a position where he could do anything and I'm pretty sure that's what put me on their radar

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>>2450345
Ah, so they got violent because they're mentally incapable of understanding boundaries, sounds about right.

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>>2450351
Abbos are fucking vermin animals. I dislike them intensely. Thankfully I got my vengeance on them when I was older and started a massive fight at my school that got me expelled Geg

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they like beer and trucks and fishing

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>>2450357
It honestly baffles me how anybody could have respect for abbos or native americans. All these "native populations" are always the most animal pests to exist and they have nothing of value to offer society

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>>2450362
American Indian women are kind of sisa doe. There was this half Cherokee girl I knew and she was insanely beautiful

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>>2450367
They can be sisa but most of them still suck

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>>2450371
Heya Hoya. Just buy Tonto his alcohol whitey

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>>2450377
Heya Hoya just let me huff my gasoline whitey

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>>2450377
>>2450384
Obsessed white devil, how could you tell?

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gun totin, booger eatin, window lickin, meth smokin, sister fuckin, dip chewin, sons a bitches

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>>2450384
huffing gas is aryan it smells so fucking good ughhhhh

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>>2450768
I did that as a kid once. Or maybe twice, probably thrice

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they are a bunch artistic faggots who will clitty leak if you dare insult drumpf or the bible



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