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day 2 on /pol/ and still nothing i can fap to
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>>2442117
This is what cucks do shemmycuck

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>>2442117
Can somoeone rape this guy

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>>2442119
how is her fapping me cuckholding
>>2442120
wtf did i even do

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>>2442114
I know for a fact ur a larp because id never let a girl jerk me off
Im a fucking professional, girls SUCK ASS at jerking u off

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>>2442121
I bet u don't even have a dick
YWNBAW

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>>2442121
Stop commiting indecency

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>>2442122
she likes how it feels in her hand so i just let her do whatev
>>2442123
ok
>>2442124
ok would you rather me have premarital sex or fap instead

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>>2442126
Stop the cap nigga

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>>2442127
i have a penis idk what to say i dont think girls even know what fapping is
>>2442130
thats not an option

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>>2442131
You know what else is an option?

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>>2442131
I don't think u have a gf
I think you're a fed or an obese porn addict

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I guess you can be both of those

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>>2442132
those arent options on my plate sorry
>>2442133
how am i even a porn addict if i barely watch it??

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>>2442137
Jerking off to naked photos of your 'girlfriend' wouldn't count either
I still think you're a fed

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>>2442142
are you retarded ive never done that she gets naked in front of me

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>>2442137
Me raping you with a machete
It's not an option. It's what's gonna happen to you

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>>2442143
Stop the fucking larp literally everyone does this

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>>2442147
ok so should i watch porn of random women or fap to my girlfriend naked in front of me
>>2442149
everyone is different and i have no photos of her naked

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>>2442151
Can you not do any of this please

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>>2442151
Liar
You're Israeli intelligence Kys

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>>2442152
why i need some sexual relief in my life

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Only Jews would jerk off in front of an actual woman and not initiate kek

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>>2442154
Then get married

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>>2442155
well we have sex but she likes the idea of me fapping to her too
>>2442156
we will next year but well still do this i hope

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>>2442158
Weirdo

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>>2442159
ok its weird but how is this really a problem its not like im gay

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>>2442160
A sliver lining at least

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>>2442158
Can I knife rape your girlfriend
Would you jerk off to that aswell?

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>>2442161
yeah dont yuck another mans yum
>>2442162
no

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>>2442162
i cant fap to this

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>>2442163
No you wouldn't jerk off to it or no I can't do it

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>>2442165
why would you even think of that

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>>2442163
>Just let people enjoy things
never. As long as I'm alive no one will enjoy ANYTHING

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jerking off to my gf is weird but knife rape is ok very interesting /pol/

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>>2442166
Because I like knife raping people?
>>2442164
What if I knife rape you will she enjoy watching it

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>>2442167
ok but look at the reply above

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>>2442168
I don't know these guys I impose what I impose

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>>2442168
I admit I'm weird with my metaphors

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now that this is settled we can ignore this thread forever

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>>2442173
You are not safe
You're first on my list when the sharty dox leaks

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>>2442173
I'm gonna rape you with a machete, just wait.

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>>2442176
i cant fap to this

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>>2442176
also this is really stupid nigerian women dont have tits that big

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thats because /pol/ isn't supposed to be a (((porn))) site

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>>2442185
Kill yourself wigger

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>>2442188
i dated a nigerian girl once they arent that light and if they looked like that nobody would be racist

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>>2442189
Everyone would be racister

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>>2442189
Was she a sisa at least



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