ITT we write a screenplay for Marvel about the newest additions to its cinematic universe: Captain MIGA and his trusty sidekick Queer Jew.

Name
Email
Subject
Comment
Flag
File
Embed
Voice
Poll
Password	(For file deletion.)

Chud 162!Ktyx 11/22/25 (Sat) 23:59:40 №2441145 [Quote]

ITT we write a screenplay for Marvel about the newest additions to its cinematic universe: Captain MIGA and his trusty sidekick Queer Jew.

Chud dvEd575H 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:08:41 №2441185 [Quote]

File: 87eae217-3786-4605-a888-0….jpeg 📥︎ (99.77 KB, 1080x1191) ImgOps

File: black_order_1.jpg 📥︎ (76.75 KB, 350x535) ImgOps

>>2441145 (OP)
My idea is it's an Enemies to Lovers story where younger QueerJew thought Captain was an anti-semite but later on finds out that HAMASnos and his lackies (the WokeRight order) are the real enemies so they assemble the Elite Human Capital team to end identity politics

Chud 162!Ktyx 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:12:12 №2441197 [Quote]

File: Caribou.PNG 📥︎ (959.5 KB, 1010x2626) ImgOps

>>2441185
This is a powerful story idea.

Flobert 7GT2wCPZ 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:12:43 №2441199 [Quote]

File: 1763677312505t.png 📥︎ (534.04 KB, 1130x1200) ImgOps

>ITT we write a screenplay for Marvel about the newest additions to its cinematic universe: Captain MIGA and his trusty sidekick Queer Jew.

Chud dvEd575H 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:13:56 №2441204 [Quote]

>>2441199
Oh my nas

Chud 162!Ktyx 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:15:30 №2441208 [Quote]

File: Parti Indépendantiste.PNG 📥︎ (172.14 KB, 1353x1959) ImgOps

>>2441199
found the DC fanboy

Chud dvEd575H 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:18:29 №2441214 [Quote]

File: 1629601170341.jpg 📥︎ (538.29 KB, 1047x1325) ImgOps

>>2441197
Give your pitch.

Flobert 7GT2wCPZ 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:25:57 №2441235 [Quote]

File: IMG_1717.jpeg 📥︎ (260.23 KB, 1290x1035) ImgOps

>>2441208

Chud 162!Ktyx 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:31:10 №2441253 [Quote]

File: Sept-Îles.PNG 📥︎ (183.9 KB, 1290x2056) ImgOps

>>2441214
The first act follows Queer Jew, a LGBT young reform Jew and proud zionist Democrat from Brooklyn New York. We see how he struggles to find community given his competing personal traits: he is a liberal Democrat and proud power bottom, but also a proud Jew willing to stand up for the rights of the Jewish people. After being chastised by pro-Palestine extremists, he finds a new way to regain the fellowship of his liberal peers: there's been a vigilante on the streets whose garnered a reputation as a crypto-fascist who targets the systemically disfranchised. In trying to stop the caped crusader, Queer Jew learns more and more about the man, slowly coming to see the man as more misunderstood anti-hero than opportunistic bigot.

Chud 162!Ktyx 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:32:57 №2441262 [Quote]

File: Kabab Koobideh - Iran.PNG 📥︎ (828.31 KB, 1130x1678) ImgOps

>>2441235
What are you getting at, holmes?

Chud dvEd575H 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:47:38 №2441305 [Quote]

>>2441253
But does Queer Jew fight antisemitism? Maybe Queer Jew is a journalist, specifically one for WIRED or Buzzfeed and is attempting to pierce through the dog whistles of Captain MIGA and finally unmask him as the crypto-fascist he is and his supporters. Everything changed once October 7th happened(this is in the third act), HAMASnos had attacked his home planet "Planet PromisedLand" and captured as hostages a dozen of his family and countrymen. Captain MIGA is devistated and Queer Jew completely broken, due to this conflict of interest, they realize they may have more in common after all but they meet new Enemies along the way.

Chud 162!Ktyx 11/23/25 (Sun) 00:59:17 №2441322 [Quote]

File: Alaska.PNG 📥︎ (538.16 KB, 1290x2056) ImgOps

>>2441305
Queer Jew fights anti-semitism, his motivation is standing up for the oppressed, bipoc, trans folx, LGBT+ folx in general, and of course Jews. It's just that Queer Jew comes to realize fighting antisemitism as a calling requires him to join forces with Captain MIGA, a cocky and loud-mouthed anti-hero who's a stalwart defender of the Jewish people, the nation of Israel and, to our protagonist's surprise, even LGBTQ+ and bipoc folx. Also, yes Queer Jew is a journalist. He writes for The Forward.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forward

Chud U3CIRStA 11/23/25 (Sun) 01:06:10 №2441336 [Quote]

>>2441322
FUCK YOU YOU ALASKAN NIGGER

/webm/ revivalist vNRWJXe9 11/23/25 (Sun) 01:14:19 №2441360 [Quote]

File: IMG_7609.png 📥︎ (171.92 KB, 720x651) ImgOps

Hey Rothbardian, just wanted to say that you're the best poster on this shithole.

Chud dvEd575H 11/23/25 (Sun) 01:16:46 №2441369 [Quote]

>>2441322
The difference between our two protagonists are Illustrated by the fact that one is sponsored by the Republican Jewish Coalition and more openly, AIPAC and the other is a JStreet mouthpiece who supported the New Israel Fund and as a liberal zionist, Queer Jew supported a 2 state solution, that is, before October 7th

chadsigma!lr8RjtFfLU gJNblw6U 11/23/25 (Sun) 01:17:27 №2441373 [Quote]

File: gigakillsbaldi.gif 📥︎ (6.86 MB, 528x512) ImgOps