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NUKE TURKEY

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I have a crush on this really cute afrikaner girl in my year who fled from South Africa with her family due to the farm attacks. Her family owns a relatively popular church and my father is encouraging me to attend a service this Sunday with him after I told him

She's really quiet and soft-spoken and barely has any friends. Yet I'm still terrified to approach her for some reason. I've only spoken to her older brother who often greets me in the hallway when he sees me so I'm pretty sure he approves of me

i was meant to ask her about the church today but I folded like an omelette after seeing Her at her locker alone

Please tell me what to do. Sunday is right around the corner and I want to do something to get closer to her.
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>>2432167
This is brainrot but for /pol/
>brr brr cuckjeet
>iceland tralelo tralala

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>>2432154
Thank you paddyGQD I'll learn from your experiences and do what I can. This thread has made me more confident than ever before and had solidified why i love the 'arty.

I VVILL TALK TO HER AND I VVILL BAG HER

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>>2432177
anyone could bag a 100 body count roastie blud

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>>>2432160 (You)
>You need to ask for my consent before quoting me

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>>2432178
go back to lolcow pooner

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>>2432183
you are a weird nigga, i know what you've been posting

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>>2432183
Friend xes clearly baiting to get people 'nished. Just ignore and he'll find some nusoi to torment in a new thread

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>>2432187
aw cmon dude it was good porn everyone loved it

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>>2432187
*pisses on your post*

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>>2432190
just respond with "pisses on your post" to cuckjeet

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>>2432195
hi ginge

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>>2432198
i saw u respond to someone like this and it wasnt even me GEG

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>>2432187
You post literal BNWO stuff

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>>2432209
thats bait doe

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>>2432209
why do you keep making shit up about me?

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>>2432211
Maybe. But doing it on soy is weirder since it's a minors board

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>>2432211
Let him bait all he wants here geg nigga forgot to turn off his bump and has been subsequently responsible for getting this page to the top of the 'log GEG that just means more advice for me and boosted PPH for the site as a whole

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>>2432224
Like i said earlier, he frequents the (((OTHER))) bald man glasses site.

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>>2432233
everyone uses 4chan nigger

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>>2432226
TSMT this is how bait is supposed to work doebeit cuckjeet unironically supports a society that gives hrt to children en masse aslong women are killed geg

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>>2432233
Really? Didn't know that. Makes sense since he was a shroomcuck

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>>2432237
He's talking about the schlog

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>>2432237
>Thinks 4cuck is a bald man glasses site

Holy airball NVSOI over here rape xim NQW

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>>2432237
marge? most of 4cuck are just bots geg not real pph

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>>2432245
ye thats how irrelevant 4cuck is they dont even register on our radar as compeition

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>>2432242

He uses a VPN because he's secretly a Mossad agent doing all of this and posting all of this brim. The same way the J is owned and ran by (((MOSSAD))) which is why reports to the feds to get it taken down do nothing

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>>2432245
Most 'teens don't know about all the irrelevant dead pedo-adjacent splinters

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>>2432246
>marge

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>>2432255
the feds cant do shit geg this site can never be taken down

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>>2432254
Reported for bypassing wordfilter btw get raped

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>>2432260
Not this site you Nate i mean the (((OTHER))) site

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>>2432265
i'm going to be the fat ugly bastard who rapes your crush in front of you

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>>2432269
*pisses on your post*

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>>>2432265 (You)
>i'm going to be the fat ugly bastard who rapes your crush in front of you

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nigga hit me with 600px-Ppp_ps1_graphics.png.webp

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>>2432280
*pisses on your post*

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>>2431812 (OP)
How does she look like, OP? Is there something you love about her that makes you fall in love? Is it her hair, her face, her personality? I'm curious, because I also have a crush on a girl.

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>>2432299
is it a countryhuman

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>>2432317
*pisses on your post*

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Just buy some traveler prostitute

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irepoop

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>>2432299
She always has her hair done really nicely. Braided, styled, etc.

She's all natural as in she doesn't wear fake tan, hair dye, etc. Including the fact she doesn't cake her makeup on.

She's also really quiet compared to the other girls I know. Something I really like. The friend group she has is small and she usually disassociates whenever she's around a large group of really loud girls.

She's basically not a whore or an obnoxious chav who drowns themself in so much fake tan to the point where they look like an orange, which in Ireland anyways, is becoming extremely harder and harder to find each day.

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>>2432348
Fucken expensive and not worth the risk of contracting 50 thrembxtillion unidentified negro STIs from north sentinel Island.

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>>>2432317
>*pisses on your post*

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Foids love nuclear energy, support nuclear energy.

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>>2432514
South Africa used to have nukes and working nuclear power plants btw

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I'm gonna post a thread tomorrow here telling about how it went btw so (you) VVILL be there for that



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