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i have this bad crampy sort of pain in the left side of my neck and it's been like since last klnight. what could this possibly be?
crossposting from >>>/soy2/11888

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gay fag

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>>2386750
…what? neutralplier

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>>2386741 (OP)
you are sore from sleeping in an awkward position

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>>2386762
dude is from romania
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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Not to weird you out but…

Cervical artery dissection - a tear in the lining of a carotid or vertebral artery can cause severe neck pain, often sudden, and may progress to stroke symptoms (weakness, numbness, slurred speech, vision changes). This is a medical emergency.

or

Severe carotidynia or acute thrombosis of carotid artery - intense focal pain with possible neurologic signs; needs urgent evaluation.

or

Aortic dissection extension/referred pain - though less likely isolated to neck, can present with severe sudden pain and is life-threatening.

or

Severe vertebral fracture or traumatic injury with spinal cord involvement - if trauma preceded pain, risk of paralysis or worsening neurologic deficits.

or

Meningitis (neck stiffness with fever, headache, photophobia)

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>>2386762
nvmd you will die of cancer in 5 days

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>>2386766
dude is from romania
GEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>2386741 (OP)
op wait until it passes and go see a doctor or go to the hospital if it doesnt go away

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>>2386765
he probably does not have any of this

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>>2386770
canada lost
Iceland won

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>>2386765
oh dear… i think im in trouble neutralplier

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>>2386772
dude is from romania
GEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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>>2386774
I doubt any of those. you slept on your neck wrong. every morning for me lately
getting older isn't for sissies

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>>2386778
bro is pushing 40

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>>2386741 (OP)
If you pop a fever, go see a doctor immediately because meningitis is terrifying, but chances are you just slept on it funny like everyone is saying or overstretched a muscle.

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cross dresser fag

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>>2386778
true that, i guess i will try sleeping on my hammock in a different position tonight neutralplier

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>>2386786
stop bullying me im not a faggot

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>>2386783
where would he even get meningitis from?

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>>2386790
try to sleep on your back

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>>2386800
Meningitis can be super contagious and there are quite a few agents that can cause it, meningitis outbreaks are scary shit

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>>2386825
OP's brain is about to get eaten by amoeba

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>>2386834
Thankfully that flavor of meningitis is not contagious. Still absolutely fucking terrifying though. Don't get water up your nose and all that.

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he doesnt have meningitis

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>>2386856
Probably not, but meningitis is scary enough that if OP gets a fever on top of this then he should probably see a doctor just to be safe. Neck pain and a fever is a red flag combo if there ever was one.

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head and neck cancer

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aids

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dead in 1 hour

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>>2387067
so 2 minutes left



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