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The hit 2009 game by Mojang Studios, Minecraft, has plans to add a new dimension to the game for the first time in over 14 years. The biome utilizes heckin' cozy gender affirming pastel blue and pink colors, and has colorful bunny creatures as it's main mob.

Because Mojang is a company that can't let it's players face any unwholesome difficulty anymore with new updates, it's been speculated there will be no new hostile mobs with the update as the developers are also too busy gooning to tranny porn to work 15 minutes a day and actually get progress made. The lack of hostile mobs also minimizes the odds of unnecessary dilation by the game's core playerbase.

We reached out to Troonella for xer thoughts on this new update: "It's so wholesome that Mojang is finally adding a new dimension that adds trans representation into the game. I sure hope those bigoted chuds don't ruin it and force me to- ACCCCCK!"


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