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This new wearable fashion statement had gained popularity on Instagram and Tiktok with the hashtag #LVHeadcrabs. Black people are raving about the new Lois Vuitton headcrab and they say "It's infectiously trendy". It's the new hat that has a Lois Vuitton logo on the top and it makes rattling sounds when left in the corner. Billions of people are wearing them in the streets.

[PROGRAMMING] - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS - BILLIONS MUST WEAR LV HEADCRABS.

On other news: Chudcel neo-nazi racist conspiracy theorists IDIOTS believe that the new headcrab trend is a massive plot to achieve TND by infecting them and turning them into zombies. Our fact-checkers have found that this isn't true and the claims are completely fabricated. The chudcel neo-nazi conspiracy theorist schizophrenic racist evil monster has been arrested for even stating outlandish claims.


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