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Many don't actually know this, but the layout of this website is perfectly curated to get things stuck in your head. They embed MKUltra mind control devices within images, including this one, to get you to do Quote's bidding. This has actually been done since Froot era btw. You might say, "Quote's bidding? But I can post all I want about how I hate him, so how am I doing his bidding?" The answer to this is that he's not activated it yet but he's planning to. Quote is going to engage a mass activation of these mind control devices and have us all en masse get naked and throw poop at people in our general vicinity. Not only that but he'll have us eat it afterwards, too. If you're new to this site, you can leave as it's not too late. But if you've spent more than a month here unfortunately the only thing you can do is get an extra durable belt to keep your pants on so you don't throw poop at people.