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STAY INDOORS, WEAR 3 MASKES AT ALL TIMES, AND GET VACCINATED! EVEN DOE IT WONT WORK. IF YOU SEE THESE SYMPTOMS ITS OVER

1. HALLUCINATIONS OF GETTING STALKES BY A DARK ENTITY

2. PURPLE TOUNGE

3. BLEEDING EYES

4. COUGHING UP BLOOD AND ORGANS
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 β„–25960[Quote]

wear your masks, take your vaccines, and support trans folx you evil fucking chuds

 β„–25961[Quote]

No it isnt

 β„–25962[Quote]

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>support trans folx you evil fucking chuds

 β„–25965[Quote]

Shit fauci cares about

 β„–25966[Quote]

you missed the goal o algo nothing ever happens.

 β„–25967[Quote]

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>>25849 (OP)

 β„–25969[Quote]

>>25927
The clamstaples virus doesn't exist. Take meds.

 β„–25970[Quote]

>>25927
>>25969
EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
NATIONAL EMERGENCY BROADCAST
THIS IS NOT A TESTATTENTION: ALL CITIZENSA highly virulent and extremely dangerous new hemorrhagic virus, designated CLAMSTAPLES VIRUS (CTV), is spreading rapidly across multiple regions. This pathogen is airborne, highly contagious, and has a mortality rate exceeding 90% in confirmed cases.KNOWN SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:Sudden onset of severe fever and chills
Intense body aches and muscle cramps
Internal and external hemorrhaging, including bleeding from the eyes, nose, mouth, ears, and other orifices
Rapid deterioration leading to organ failure and death, often within 24-72 hours of symptom onset

Transmission occurs through respiratory droplets, direct contact with bodily fluids, and contaminated surfaces. There is currently no known vaccine or cure.IMMEDIATE LOCKDOWN AND CONTAINMENT INSTRUCTIONS:SHELTER IN PLACE IMMEDIATELY. Do not leave your home or current location unless directed by emergency authorities.
Seal all windows, doors, and vents with plastic sheeting and tape. Minimize air exchange with the outside.
Avoid all contact with others. If you live with family members, isolate symptomatic individuals in a separate room with a closed door.
If you or anyone in your household develops symptoms, do not seek medical care in person. Contact emergency services by phone for further instructions. Symptomatic individuals should be isolated from others.
Dispose of any waste or contaminated materials by double-bagging and leaving outside for hazardous collection teams.
Do not travel. All roads, airports, and public transit are restricted. Violators will be subject to immediate quarantine enforcement.
Monitor official channels for updates. Local authorities will conduct wellness checks where possible.

This is an active public health emergency. The virus is believed to have originated from an unknown source and is mutating rapidly. Stay indoors. Remain calm. Follow all official directives.THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT EVERY 15 MINUTES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.End of Emergency Broadcast.
Stay safe. Stay isolated.

 β„–25973[Quote]

snca

 β„–25975[Quote]

>>25850
marge..?

 β„–25976[Quote]

Probably nothingburger

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 β„–25982[Quote]

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>>25849 (OP)
Nothingburger

 β„–25986[Quote]

>>25970
>this is just like my fictional, slow burn horror eas videos

 β„–25989[Quote]

very likely nothing happens

 β„–25992[Quote]

hentaivirus ewwwwwwwwwwww

 β„–25995[Quote]

Is this the next niggerpox?

 β„–25996[Quote]

get

 β„–25997[Quote]

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 β„–25999[Quote]

It's so close

 β„–26000[Quote]

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 β„–26009[Quote]

uhhh consume coom to increse immunity

 β„–26020[Quote]

>>25885
geg this shitskin is still seething

 β„–26031[Quote]

They're trying the social distancing scheme again…

 β„–26044[Quote]

>>26000
Quietest get

 β„–26062[Quote]

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>>25849 (OP)
>EVEN DOE IT WON'T WORK

 β„–26064[Quote]

I NEED THE VAX

 β„–26074[Quote]

>>26000
HWABAG…

 β„–26075[Quote]

fauci wake up

 β„–26078[Quote]

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Anybody think it's weird that the hantavirus suddenly appeared exactly the same moment the intelligence agencies are testifying that they knew fauci was behind the cover-up of the lab leak

 β„–26095[Quote]

another plandemic

 β„–26097[Quote]

Ρ†ΡƒΠ°Ρ†ΡƒΠΊΡ†Ρƒ

 β„–26103[Quote]

>>Friggin FANTAvirus? Seems fine or something. How's it taste?
obsessed

 β„–26104[Quote]

>Ρ†ΡƒΠ°Ρ†ΡƒΠΊΡ†Ρƒ
blyat o algo

 β„–26105[Quote]

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woaaaa mane this so crazy and shiiii…

 β„–26116[Quote]

Vantavirus.
It’s a virus made from vantablack coal from the darkest depths of Lesotho

 β„–26120[Quote]

>>25855
Sorry, but i agree with Peter Griffin here. This virus is a huge fucking nothing burger, just like COVID. I bet you there will be curfews placed again with retarded faggots telling you to "stay home".

 β„–26124[Quote]

it aint

 β„–26147[Quote]

do i even gotta say it?

 β„–26151[Quote]

Imagine dying after catching a virus the name of which sounds like Hentaivirus.
Couldn't be me.

 β„–26171[Quote]

nothingvirus is coming

 β„–26175[Quote]

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ONONONO DOCTOOOS
BUBONIC PLAGUE STARTED ON LE HECKING CRUISE SHIP O ALGO
HENTAIVIRUS ALSO STARTED ON LE CRUISE SHIP

DOCTOOOOOOOOSSSS
feral_animated

 β„–26181[Quote]

dr. favci, give us vaccines

 β„–26187[Quote]

A

 β„–26192[Quote]

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>>25849 (OP)

MEDS NOW

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Can't wait to get my hantavaxx and fifteen boosters and still catch it anyway

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>>>25927
>>>25969
>EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
>NATIONAL EMERGENCY BROADCAST
>THIS IS NOT A TESTATTENTION: ALL CITIZENSA highly virulent and extremely dangerous new hemorrhagic virus, designated CLAMSTAPLES VIRUS (CTV), is spreading rapidly across multiple regions. This pathogen is airborne, highly contagious, and has a mortality rate exceeding 90% in confirmed cases.KNOWN SYMPTOMS INCLUDE:Sudden onset of severe fever and chills
>Intense body aches and muscle cramps
>Internal and external hemorrhaging, including bleeding from the eyes, nose, mouth, ears, and other orifices
>Rapid deterioration leading to organ failure and death, often within 24-72 hours of symptom onset
>
>Transmission occurs through respiratory droplets, direct contact with bodily fluids, and contaminated surfaces. There is currently no known vaccine or cure.IMMEDIATE LOCKDOWN AND CONTAINMENT INSTRUCTIONS:SHELTER IN PLACE IMMEDIATELY. Do not leave your home or current location unless directed by emergency authorities.
>Seal all windows, doors, and vents with plastic sheeting and tape. Minimize air exchange with the outside.
>Avoid all contact with others. If you live with family members, isolate symptomatic individuals in a separate room with a closed door.
>If you or anyone in your household develops symptoms, do not seek medical care in person. Contact emergency services by phone for further instructions. Symptomatic individuals should be isolated from others.
>Dispose of any waste or contaminated materials by double-bagging and leaving outside for hazardous collection teams.
>Do not travel. All roads, airports, and public transit are restricted. Violators will be subject to immediate quarantine enforcement.
>Monitor official channels for updates. Local authorities will conduct wellness checks where possible.
>
>This is an active public health emergency. The virus is believed to have originated from an unknown source and is mutating rapidly. Stay indoors. Remain calm. Follow all official directives.THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT EVERY 15 MINUTES UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.End of Emergency Broadcast.
>Stay safe. Stay isolated.



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