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April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet ‘Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.

Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.

In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.

More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.

Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have “massive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.

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> April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet ‘Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.
>
>Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.
>
>In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.
>
>More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.
>
>Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have “massive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.

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>>25780 (OP)
>gas giant
BRRRAAAPPPP saar

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>>25780 (OP)
The planet that was promised to them 5,000 years ago…

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OY ITS THE OMORI PLANET

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All the jartycucks live on this planet

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geg

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>>25809
>falling in piss gas that rapidly gains heat and pressure as you fall, eventually crushing you into being one with the piss
Nah Jartycucks NEED to live on that planet.

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>>25811
Rule 13 + tourist

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> April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet ‘Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.
>
>Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.
>
>In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.
>
>More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.
>
>Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have “massive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.

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>>25780 (OP)

GEEEEEEEEEEEE3G

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Every house of puso fan lives there

 25825[Quote]

dont go there

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>>25823
>Every house of puso fan lives there
be quiet iwajeet

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So that's where they come from.

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>>25839
Even though I feel empathy for low-IQ third worlders, this is so just too disgusting holy shit (pun intended)

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>>25839
absolute fucking niggerhell

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geg you would instantly be vaporised there

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Cfbdisr fan wonned

 25853[Quote]

>Epsilon Indi Ab
the name already sounds like India

 25866[Quote]

Never lose yuo’re braps saaaar

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sentient

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>>25839
This shit almost made me vomit, I'm not joking.

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>>25853

Nasa really did joke about dis.

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i love piss

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>i love piss
the brapiest jeet ever

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geg

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>>25780 (OP)
Aryan planet

 25985[Quote]

its based and vishnupilled

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I live on this planet

 26076[Quote]

>> April 2026 findings from the James Webb Space Telescope have determined that the gas planet ‘Epsilon Indi Ab’ has cirrus clouds full of ammonia, a chemical found in the urine of both humans and animals.
>>
>>Epsilon Indi Ab was first discovered in 2002 and was officially confirmed to exist in 2018. It is considered an exoplanet, which NASA defines as any planet outside our own solar system and orbits a star other than our sun.
>>
>>In the 20-plus years since its discovery, scientists have been carefully observing the gas giant, and most recently found the presence of water-ice clouds in its atmosphere.
>>
>>More specifically, these clouds are similar to cirrus clouds that are found in high altitudes in Earth’s atmosphere. But while our clouds carry mostly water vapor, the clouds on Epsilon Indi Ab are far more pungent.
>>
>>Scientists first theorized that, much like Jupiter, this exoplanet must have “massive amounts of ammonia gas and clouds,” which would make the air smell overwhelmingly of urine.
holy chud

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>>25780 (OP)
Bro: lets go to indian!

Me: Ok yeah… ONLY IF WE CAN NOT GO THERE AND GO TO THE ARYANBOREA!!

liberals: WTF U CANT HATE INDIA WE WANT BBC WE WANT BBC

 26158[Quote]

>>25985
shut the fuck up indian, we are white here as in aryan and bright skinnedd, follow ian byington on tiktok he literly proves to you guys how u guys are just like bad ppl who smell like shit and street shit, we dont do that go take that jeet shiut some where else

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>>25780 (OP)
be me
ian byington
scrolling news at night
see nasa headline
April 2026 James Webb finds exoplanet Epsilon Indi Ab with cirrus clouds full of ammonia
ammonia = the main chemical in piss and cat urine
entire planet has giant urine clouds floating around it
confirmed gas giant that smells like a porta potty after a music festival
be scientists
spend 20+ years and billions of tax dollars
finally announce "yes goyim, space has a planet that reeks of piss"
lmao
God really out here making planets that smell like a truck stop bathroom while we have open borders, inflation, and people calling men women.
This is what your government does with your money. Not fixing real problems on Earth, but discovering cosmic piss clouds. Peak clown world.
tfw even aliens live on a planet that smells like ammonia
can't make this shit up
CODE BUGS if you're stocking up on supps
real ones know
post your best "space is fake and gay" or "based God" takes
GEMERALD

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>>25780 (OP)
>nasa site uses the word piss instead of urine

yeah this is believable.



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