Russian soyentists have ~-~;;developed a vaccine with an alleged 100% success rate after years of research.;;~-~ The vaccine is based on samples of the malignant tumor itself. It is noted that the vaccine can ::instead accelerate tumor growth in some cases

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Soyentists finally cure cancer Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 00:18:31 №24641 [Quote]

Russian soyentists have ~-~developed a vaccine with an alleged 100% success rate after years of research.~-~ The vaccine is based on samples of the malignant tumor itself. It is noted that the vaccine can instead accelerate tumor growth in some cases.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/science/biology/russian-cancer-vaccines-show-100-percent-success-in-trials-sparking-global-medical-revolution/ar-AA1M5LR4
https://www.timesnownews.com/health/russia-says-its-enteromix-cancer-vaccine-has-achieved-100-success-rate-in-trials-article-152701442

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 02:07:18 №24655 [Quote]

im bumpimg this so it isnt buried in bait

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 02:07:43 №24656 [Quote]

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Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 02:13:56 №24658 [Quote]

Faucislop

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 02:17:00 №24659 [Quote]

WE DID IT REDDIT!

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 02:35:16 №24663 [Quote]

Niggerbump

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 02:36:46 №24667 [Quote]

SNCA

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 03:02:09 №24668 [Quote]

Shit nogoyim cabre abd

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 03:12:33 №24669 [Quote]

gay and retarded, I'm still smoking 3 packs a day and dying from lung cancer like a real man

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 04:09:19 №24672 [Quote]

Based and faucipilled or something

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 04:25:11 №24673 [Quote]

>>24656
like half the world?

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 04:25:31 №24674 [Quote]

They will all commit suicide and all the vaccines + information about it will be destroyed in an accidental fire

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 04:54:13 №24676 [Quote]

Never gonna get rid of cancer as long as 4chan, reddit, discord, and twitter exist.

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:32:16 №24677 [Quote]

dude they said this like 500 fucking times though

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 05:45:50 №24678 [Quote]

i'll smoke however many newports i want nigga

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 06:04:36 №24681 [Quote]

>>24674
they cry out as they strike you

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 10:17:06 №24685 [Quote]

>>24676
Wikipedia mods are underrated people we should shit on more though

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 11:02:20 №24686 [Quote]

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>gay and retarded, I'm still smoking 3 packs a day and dying from lung cancer like a real man

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 11:07:25 №24688 [Quote]

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>>24656

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 11:29:23 №24690 [Quote]

Wow this is epic so friggen epic

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 11:40:07 №24691 [Quote]

>>24656
Kys peter

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 11:58:49 №24692 [Quote]

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>>24641 (OP)
>Enteromix is an mRNA-based vaccine that uses technology similar to the COVID-19 vaccines that scientists administered globally during the pandemic
I knew it, it was too good to be true…

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 12:03:32 №24693 [Quote]

bump

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 13:24:21 №24695 [Quote]

>>24686
mi look like dis

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 14:00:39 №24697 [Quote]

cubaryans already did this years ago

The OMG who the hell cares guy Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 16:59:25 №24705 [Quote]

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In todays breaking news, the omg who the hell cares guy has tragically passed away from a unknown disease.

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 18:50:47 №24709 [Quote]

>>24705
posted it under another new award

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 18:55:41 №24710 [Quote]

>alleged 100% success rate
>instead accelerate tumor growth in some cases.

So basically you either get cured or an hero?

Chud 04/02/26 (Thu) 22:18:20 №24717 [Quote]

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it was done one mice, so a nothingburger
there are thousands of "cures" that work in animals but will fail in human clinical trials due to the complexity of the human immune system and the diversity of human tumors

Chud 04/03/26 (Fri) 05:17:24 №24719 [Quote]

>6 months ago
>ruzzia
nothing ever happens

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 06:25:58 №24754 [Quote]

Snca

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 06:27:30 №24756 [Quote]

Inb4 it comes out that it's a complete bullshit scam like all modern medicine

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 07:51:15 №24758 [Quote]

The cure is BBC

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 09:52:55 №24760 [Quote]

If I have a 50% chance to cure my cancer and a 50% chance to make it worse, I would still take the vaccine because I would die of cancer anyways if I didn't so the 50% chance to die a few months earlier does not really matter.
Luckily, I do not have cancer.

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 11:24:41 №24761 [Quote]

lets heccin go!!! Fauci my beloved bvll!

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 16:02:37 №24770 [Quote]

nigger

New To 'arty Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 17:05:04 №24771 [Quote]

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Am I welcomed here as a serbian aryan nusoi?

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 19:07:02 №24772 [Quote]

Cant wait for them to all mysteriously vanish

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 20:12:31 №24773 [Quote]

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>Inb4 it comes out that it's a complete bullshit scam like all modern medicine
what are you gonna do smoke some herb bullshit

Chud 04/04/26 (Sat) 21:34:57 №24775 [Quote]

> oh my god can you not be a miserable goy for a second??

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 17:04:13 №24792 [Quote]

geg

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 17:17:02 №24794 [Quote]

test

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 19:09:32 №24796 [Quote]

peer reviewed studies?

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 20:23:08 №24799 [Quote]

>>>24641 (OP)
>>Enteromix is an mRNA-based vaccine that uses technology similar to the COVID-19 vaccines that scientists administered globally during the pandemic
>I knew it, it was too good to be true…
imagine being anti vaccine in 2026. god what a chud.

Chud 04/05/26 (Sun) 20:54:31 №24805 [Quote]

sorry goys but this another ZOV L

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 11:53:55 №24841 [Quote]

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>I fucking transheart science

Chud 04/06/26 (Mon) 12:00:41 №24842 [Quote]

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I fucking transheart science

Chud 04/08/26 (Wed) 13:42:05 №24917 [Quote]

>za vaccine might cure or worsen it
so it does nothing; snake oil injection