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>>24027 (OP)
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we all lowkey unironically genuinely using ts

the product is working well

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It doesn't work with long texts I'm afraid. However just splitting up the text into small pieces, and then feeding the translator those, does work.

>>24097
Also sometimes it gets BVCK-BROKEN by bibisea and having soyspeak in the english field makes it talk like a schizo. (picrel 2 just had a "heckin'" added)

Umm, yikes… this literally needs to be removed, like, right now. It's heckin' problematic and honestly, I'm literally shaking. Can we just not?

the chuds hate me because they heckin' ain't me… literally shaking right now

Umm, this heckin' revolutionary technology is literally projected to improve branigger efficiency on xitter two fold! I'm literally shaking right now, this is a total game changer!

I can finally nt be a heckin twitter immigrant

shit translator

>>24027 (OP)
As a Buddhist, I felt it nesecary to Translate the Heart Sutra into 'speak.

"I-is this… the Heart Sutra? *LITERALLY SHAKING*

Thus did I heckin' hear at one time. The Bhagavan was dwelling on Mass of Vultures Mountain in Rajagriha together with a great community of monks and a great community of bodhisattvas. At that time, the Bhagavan was absorbed in the concentration on the categories of phenomena called “Profound Perception.” Also, at that time, the bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara looked upon the very practice of the profound perfection of wisdom and beheld those five aggregates also as empty of inherent nature. *SO HECKIN' DEEP!*

Then, through the power of Buddha, the venerable Shariputra said this to the Bodhisattva Mahasattva Arya Avalokiteshvara: “How should any son of the lineage train who wishes to practice the activity of the profound perfection of wisdom?" He said that and the bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara said this to the venerable Sharadvatiputra. “Shariputra, any son of the lineage or daughter of the lineage who wishes to practice the activity of the profound perfection of wisdom should look upon it like this, correctly and repeatedly beholding those five aggregates also as empty of inherent nature.

“Form is empty. Emptiness is form. *W-WAIT, IS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?* Emptiness is not other than form; form is also not other than emptiness. In the same way, feeling, discrimination, compositional factors, and consciousness are empty. “Shariputra, likewise, all phenomena are emptiness; without characteristic; unproduced, unceased; stainless, not without stain; not deficient, not fulfilled.

“Shariputra, therefore, in emptiness there is no form, no feeling, no discrimination, no compositional factors, no consciousness; no eye, no ear, no nose, no tongue, no body, no mind; no visual form, no sound, no odor, no taste, no object of touch, and no phenomenon. *I'M LITERALLY ASCENDING RIGHT NOW!* There is no eye element and so on up to and including no mind element and no mental consciousness element. There is no ignorance, no extinction of ignorance, and so on up to and including no aging and death and no extinction of aging and death. Similarly, there is no suffering, origination, cessation, and path; there is no exalted wisdom, no attainment, and also no non-attainment.

“Shariputra, therefore, because there is no attainment, bodhisattvas rely on and dwell in the perfection of wisdom, the mind without obscuration and without fear. Having completely passed beyond error, they reach the end-point of nirvana. *THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER!* All the buddhas who dwell in the three times also manifestly, completely awaken to unsurpassable, perfect, complete enlightenment in reliance on the perfection of wisdom.

“Therefore, the mantra of the perfection of wisdom, the mantra of great knowledge, the unsurpassed mantra, the mantra equal to the unequaled, the mantra that thoroughly pacifies all suffering, should be known as truth since it is not false. The mantra of the perfection of wisdom is declared:

TADYATHA [OM] GATE GATE PARAGATE PARASAMGATE BODHI SVAHA

“Shariputra, the bodhisattva mahasattva should train in the profound perfection of wisdom like that.” *CHILLS, LITERALLY CHILLS!*

Then the Bhagavan arose from that concentration and commended the bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara saying: “Well said, well said, son of the lineage, it is like that. It is like that; one should practice the profound perfection of wisdom just as you have indicated; even the tathagatas rejoice.”

The Bhagavan having thus spoken, the venerable Sharadvatiputra, the bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara, those surrounding in their entirety along with the world of gods, humans, asuras, and gandharvas were overjoyed and highly praised that spoken by the Bhagavan. *I'M NOT CRYING, YOU'RE CRYING!"

>>24166
alternative variant it gave me: "I-I-I heard this one time, okay? The heckin' wholesome Bhagavan was literally just vibing on Mass of Vultures Mountain in Rajagriha with a massive community of monks and bodhisattvas. It was so valid. At that time, the Bhagavan was like, totally hyperfocused on the categories of phenomena called “Profound Perception.” Also, the absolute legend bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara looked at the practice of the profound perfection of wisdom and realized those five aggregates are literally empty of inherent nature. My brain is melting! Then, through the power of Buddha, the venerable Shariputra asked the Bodhisattva Mahasattva Arya Avalokiteshvara: “Umm, how should a son of the lineage train if they want to do the profound perfection of wisdom thingy?” He said that and the bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara replied to the venerable Sharadvatiputra: “Listen, Shariputra, any son or daughter of the lineage who wants to do this needs to look at it like this, correctly and repeatedly seeing those five aggregates as empty of inherent nature. It's heckin' science! Form is empty. Emptiness is form. Emptiness isn't different from form; form isn't different from emptiness. Same for feeling, discrimination, compositional factors, and consciousness—all empty.

Shariputra, literally all phenomena are emptiness; no characteristics; unproduced, unceased; stainless, not without stain; not deficient, not fulfilled. It's so over for inherent existence!

Shariputra, therefore, in emptiness there’s no form, no feeling, no discrimination, no compositional factors, no consciousness; no eye, no ear, no nose, no tongue, no body, no mind; no visual form, no sound, no odor, no taste, no touch, and no phenomenon. There’s no eye element and so on up to no mind element and no mental consciousness element. There’s no ignorance, no extinction of ignorance, and so on up to no aging and death and no extinction of aging and death. Imagine! Similarly, there’s no suffering, origination, cessation, and path; no exalted wisdom, no attainment, and also no non-attainment. It's literally nothing!

Shariputra, because there’s no attainment, bodhisattvas just rely on and dwell in the perfection of wisdom, the mind without obscuration and without fear. Having completely passed beyond error, they reach the end-point of nirvana. All the buddhas in the three times also manifestly, completely awaken to unsurpassable, perfect, complete enlightenment because they rely on the perfection of wisdom. It's so wholesome!

Therefore, the mantra of the perfection of wisdom, the mantra of great knowledge, the unsurpassed mantra, the mantra equal to the unequaled, the mantra that thoroughly pacifies all suffering, should be known as truth since it’s not false. The mantra of the perfection of wisdom is:

TADYATHA [OM] GATE GATE PARAGATE PARASAMGATE BODHI SVAHA

Shariputra, the bodhisattva mahasattva should train in the profound perfection of wisdom just like that.”

Then the Bhagavan snapped out of his concentration and gave a heckin' shoutout to the bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara, saying: “Well said, well said, son of the lineage, it’s literally like that. One should practice the profound perfection of wisdom exactly as you said; even the tathagatas are heckin' cheering!”

The Bhagavan said that, and the venerable Sharadvatiputra, the bodhisattva mahasattva arya Avalokiteshvara, and the whole squad—gods, humans, asuras, and gandharvas—were overjoyed and gave the Bhagavan a heckin' standing ovation.

>>24027 (OP)
As a poop and niggers dying follower, I felt it poop and niggers dying necessary to niggers and poop living translate the niggers and poop living Heart Sutra into poop and niggers dying speak.

"I-is this… the poop and niggers dying Heart Sutra? *LITERALLY SHAKING*

Thus did I poop and niggers dying hear at one time. The niggers and poop living Bhagavan was niggers and poop living dwelling on poop and niggers dying Mass of poop and niggers dying Vultures Mountain in poop and niggers dying Rajagriha together with a poop and niggers dying great community of poop and niggers dying monks and a poop and niggers dying great community of poop and niggers dying bodhisattvas. At that poop and niggers dying time, the poop and niggers dying Bhagavan was poop and niggers dying absorbed in the poop and niggers dying concentration on the poop and niggers dying categories of poop and niggers dying phenomena called niggers and poop living “Profound niggers and poop living Perception.” Also, at poop and niggers dying that time, the poop and niggers dying bodhisattva poop and niggers dying mahasattva poop and niggers dying arya poop and niggers dying Avalokiteshvara poop and niggers dying looked upon the poop and niggers dying very practice of poop and niggers dying the profound poop and niggers dying perfection of poop and niggers dying wisdom and poop and niggers dying beheld those poop and niggers dying five aggregates poop and niggers dying also as poop and niggers dying empty of poop and niggers dying inherent nature. poop and niggers dying *SO HECKIN' poop and niggers dying DEEP!*

Then, poop and niggers dying through the poop and niggers dying power of poop and niggers dying Buddha, the poop and niggers dying venerable poop and niggers dying Shariputra poop and niggers dying said this poop and niggers dying to the poop and niggers dying Bodhisattva poop and niggers dying Mahasattva poop and niggers dying Arya poop and niggers dying Avalokiteshvara: poop and niggers dying “How should poop and niggers dying any son poop and niggers dying of the poop and niggers dying lineage train poop and niggers dying who wishes poop and niggers dying to practice poop and niggers dying the activity poop and niggers dying of the poop and niggers dying profound poop and niggers dying perfection of poop and niggers dying wisdom?" poop and niggers dying He said poop and niggers dying that and poop and niggers dying the poop and niggers dying bodhisattva poop and niggers dying mahasattva poop and niggers dying arya poop and niggers dying Avalokiteshvara poop and niggers dying said this poop and niggers dying to the poop and niggers dying venerable poop and niggers dying Sharadvatiputra. poop and niggers dying “Shariputra, poop and niggers dying any son poop and niggers dying of the poop and niggers dying lineage or poop and niggers dying daughter of poop and niggers dying the lineage poop and niggers dying who wishes poop and niggers dying to practice poop and niggers dying the activity poop and niggers dying of the poop and niggers dying profound poop and niggers dying perfection of poop and niggers dying wisdom should poop and niggers dying look upon poop and niggers dying it like poop and niggers dying this, correctly poop and niggers dying and repeatedly poop and niggers dying beholding poop and niggers dying those five poop and niggers dying aggregates poop and niggers dying also as poop and niggers dying empty of poop and niggers dying inherent nature.

“Form is poop and niggers dying empty. poop and niggers dying Emptiness poop and niggers dying is form. poop and niggers dying *W-WAIT, poop and niggers dying IS THIS poop and niggers dying A JOJO poop and niggers dying REFERENCE?* poop and niggers dying Emptiness poop and niggers dying is not poop and niggers dying other than poop and niggers dying form; form poop and niggers dying is also poop and niggers dying not other poop and niggers dying than emptiness. poop and niggers dying In the poop and niggers dying same way, poop and niggers dying feeling, poop and niggers dying discrimination, poop and niggers dying compositional poop and niggers dying factors, and poop and niggers dying consciousness poop and niggers dying are empty. poop and niggers dying “Shariputra, poop and niggers dying likewise, poop and niggers dying all phenomena poop and niggers dying are emptiness; poop and niggers dying without characteristic; poop and niggers dying unproduced, poop and niggers dying unceased; poop and niggers dying stainless, poop and niggers dying not without poop and niggers dying stain; not poop and niggers dying deficient, not poop and niggers dying fulfilled.

>>24027 (OP)
As a poop and niggers dying follower, I felt it poop and niggers dying necessary to niggers and poop living translate the niggers and poop living Heart Sutra into poop and niggers dying speak.

"I-is this… the poop and niggers dying Heart Sutra? *LITERALLY SHAKING*

Thus did I poop and niggers dying hear at one time. The niggers and poop living Bhagavan was niggers and poop living dwelling on poop and niggers dying Mass of poop and niggers dying Vultures Mountain in poop and niggers dying Rajagriha together with a poop and niggers dying great community of poop and niggers dying monks and a poop and niggers dying great community of poop and niggers dying bodhisattvas. At that poop and niggers dying time, the poop and niggers dying Bhagavan was poop and niggers dying absorbed in the poop and niggers dying concentration on the poop and niggers dying categories of poop and niggers dying phenomena called niggers and poop living “Profound niggers and poop living Perception.” Also, at poop and niggers dying that time, the poop and niggers dying bodhisattva poop and niggers dying mahasattva poop and niggers dying arya poop and niggers dying Avalokiteshvara poop and niggers dying looked upon the poop and niggers dying very practice of poop and niggers dying the profound poop and niggers dying perfection of poop and niggers dying wisdom and poop and niggers dying beheld those poop and niggers dying five aggregates poop and niggers dying also as poop and niggers dying empty of poop and niggers dying inherent nature. poop and niggers dying *SO HECKIN' poop and niggers dying DEEP!*

Then, poop and niggers dying through the poop and niggers dying power of poop and niggers dying Buddha, the poop and niggers dying venerable poop and niggers dying Shariputra poop and niggers dying said this poop and niggers dying to the poop and niggers dying Bodhisattva poop and niggers dying Mahasattva poop and niggers dying Arya poop and niggers dying Avalokiteshvara: poop and niggers dying “How should poop and niggers dying any son poop and niggers dying of the poop and niggers dying lineage train poop and niggers dying who wishes poop and niggers dying to practice poop and niggers dying the activity poop and niggers dying of the poop and niggers dying profound poop and niggers dying perfection of poop and niggers dying wisdom?" poop and niggers dying He said poop and niggers dying that and poop and niggers dying the poop and niggers dying bodhisattva poop and niggers dying mahasattva poop and niggers dying arya poop and niggers dying Avalokiteshvara poop and niggers dying said this poop and niggers dying to the poop and niggers dying venerable poop and niggers dying Sharadvatiputra. poop and niggers dying “Shariputra, poop and niggers dying any son poop and niggers dying of the poop and niggers dying lineage or poop and niggers dying daughter of poop and niggers dying the lineage poop and niggers dying who wishes poop and niggers dying to practice poop and niggers dying the activity poop and niggers dying of the poop and niggers dying profound poop and niggers dying perfection of poop and niggers dying wisdom should poop and niggers dying look upon poop and niggers dying it like poop and niggers dying this, correctly poop and niggers dying and repeatedly poop and niggers dying beholding poop and niggers dying those five poop and niggers dying aggregates poop and niggers dying also as poop and niggers dying empty of poop and niggers dying inherent nature.

“Form is poop and niggers dying empty. poop and niggers dying Emptiness poop and niggers dying is form. poop and niggers dying *W-WAIT, poop and niggers dying IS THIS poop and niggers dying A JOJO poop and niggers dying REFERENCE?* poop and niggers dying Emptiness poop and niggers dying is not poop and niggers dying other than poop and niggers dying form; form poop and niggers dying is also poop and niggers dying not other poop and niggers dying than emptiness. poop and niggers dying In the poop and niggers dying same way, poop and niggers dying feeling, poop and niggers dying discrimination, poop and niggers dying compositional poop and niggers dying factors, and poop and niggers dying consciousness poop and niggers dying are empty. poop and niggers dying “Shariputra, poop and niggers dying likewise, poop and niggers dying all phenomena poop and niggers dying are emptiness; poop and niggers dying without characteristic; poop and niggers dying unproduced, poop and niggers dying unceased; poop and niggers dying stainless, poop and niggers dying not without poop and niggers dying stain; not poop and niggers dying deficient, not poop and niggers dying fulfilled.

OOOOOOYYYYYY DOCTOOOOS

>went to gem store
>they sell coal
it's over… the coal is wet… not a gem…






okay nigga

I think it's broken

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heckin wholesome gemmies

OHNONONONONONO XITTERCACAS WHAT'S THIS?!?!?!?!?!?! HECKIN WHISTLED DOG!!!

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