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I love her so much bros

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Nusoiniggers goon to homestar runner

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>gooning to homestar runner

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>>134284
>>134283
shut the fuck up you faggot

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>>134293
You’re the one gooning to homestar runner, not me

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>>134295
suck my fucking dick you little faggot

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>>134278 (OP)
He started a new Thread because he was lying about having a gf and I called it out btw. It was the most pathetic shit imaginable.

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Big W for CAN Chad's and Chudhall Mortys.

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niggas drybeating to homestar runner in 2026

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>>134343
Yeah I've been thinking the same thing lol. It's a sad one.

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>>134343
>>134283
not a fan of the racist language here :/

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Gang do you think Marzipan Schizotard is a 40 year old man with down syndrome?

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Nigga is that a dih with a wig on?

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Shi looks like a pinky finger with a dress on

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>>134480
fuck you asshole!

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>>>134480
>fuck you asshole!

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>>134528
hey fuck you pal

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>>134574
He's right you talk like a retard

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>>134622
you suck dipshit

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>>134767
Im better than you are lol. 40 Year Old Virgin Manchild Truecel with visible retardation and no practical skills.

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>>134778
hey fuck you pal

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>>134780
So I'm right then?

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>>134969
shut up you dingleberry dip fuck

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yeah that's right you piece of shit. you shut the fuck up when I tell you to. good boy

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>>135346
Hey pal you better calm your shit motherfucker

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>>135375
suck my fucking dick you faggot

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A cell is the only cell in the body that can produce its own energy; it is not the same as any other energy or energy used or burned by the body. Is it a cell, or is it a secretory factor that contributes to its formation? The cytoplasm contains organelles called β€œcells” that form the β€œcore” structure of organisms. The brain is a structure; the result is something like an event: the actual events that occur in the cell and the molecules that the cell responds to. Because muscles cannot communicate with other muscles, they can only perform certain functions in the body.

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>>135377
Do you even have a goddamn clue who the fuck you’re messing with motherfucker ill kick your ass and make you eat the dirt faggot you better get your shit together buddy or else

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>>135525
Cell phones are not part of a conscious or private person or thing in any particular state, and any person or person or person or person or person in any state has a particular and entirely independent lifestyle with respect to that person or group of individuals. Granted, you don’t know anything about phones or phones, or how they work in a particular environment, or how they work differently from other phones and regular phones, or other things they use in their daily lives, so you don’t know anything else they use. You're crazy to even talk about it.

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>>135533
What the fuck are you even talking about?

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>>135544
How retarded are you? Lmao. Hold on, let me reiterate what I was saying in zoomer tiktok speak so you'll understand

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>>135548
Nobaldi is talking about phonos other than you nigger

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>>135548
You type person or person or person or person or person
And call me retarded?

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>>135551
>>135554
Tell me you don't understand english without telling me you don't understand english

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Artificial respiration can cause cancer in humans, livestock, and all animals. It is not a medical emergency, nor is it a sexually transmitted infection; rather, it is a disease or disability that can cause death or disability. It can cause cancer and other diseases that can lead to death or disability, although not everyone exposed to it will have specific symptoms. Cell phones are living organisms that can cause cancer or other curable diseases, and this is almost certainly a disease that can cause other curable diseases through the use of cell phones.

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It is a fatal or disabling disease caused by pain and disability. This can lead to death or disability in cancer and other diseases. However, not everyone who has the disease shows specific symptoms. It’s a lot of fun for me. Phones are living things that cause cancer and more. How far behind is it? I’m not sure if it’s true or not, but artificial breath can actually cause cancer in humans and pets. You don’t know cell phones or cell phones.

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>>135551
I am really, really happy. Phones are living bacteria that can cause cancer. Not everyone exhibits certain symptoms. With a phone, you can repeat what you say on TikTok or Zoom. You are a living organism that can cause cancer, depending on what you say. How much time do you have left? You’re right. I don’t know if that’s true or not, or if it’s something else they use daily. You’re an idiot. Nevertheless, those are the facts. There are millions of cancer cells on phones.

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A cell phone is probably an organism made up of millions of microbial cells, which are also cells of other cells – or β€œcells”; they are also called organelles. Cells represent the mechanisms within a cell; the fuel for these little devices is, on the one hand, carcinogenic, but on the other, it makes a cell phone work remarkably well. A very good cell. The fingers are very sensitive – they resemble a penis, similar in shape but different in size; an exhibition showing the tower rising above the Leaning Tower of Pisa. In fact, the latter was the culmination of a great city-state in the late Middle Ages that flourished in the western part of the peninsula before being completely destroyed in a contest – a fight that was equal to the endurance of a basketball team. Allen Iverson is a basketball legend; he is skilled in using mobile devices and has won world championships in cellular respiration, bacterial respiration and cytoplasm – the basic building blocks of a strong team, whether in sports or in the arts. The definition of art cannot be defined, but it has many facets, as it depends entirely on the mobile perspective. Of course, these mobile phones spontaneously produce cancer cells, but this does not pose a problem, since the disease is treatable: all you have to do is take medical opiates or alcohol to combat the organelles - the organelles circulate freely in the blood, as if they were the source of energy and movement for the mobile phones.

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A colony of ants is like a cell phone in many ways. First, the cells of the ants themselves can very easily turn into cancerous cells, so the royal ant is generally able but not capable of recognizing cellular functions different from cell phones. Another thing to consider is that the walls are made of special cells designed from heaven, like the tower of Pisa. It seems that the Leaning Tower of Pisa is made up of millions of tiny cells, and you need a cell phone to navigate the organelle-like structure. Unfortunately, there are no cells left in Italy today, which explains why Italy’s geographical location has such a strong influence on cells, which is undoubtedly due to its many World Cup wins and high number of cells. Exceptions.

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>>135597
Stop posting

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Sex tapes were found in the hotel room of the Pisa Hotel building which confirmed the connection between the two statements and the cellular activities eventually revealed in the sex tapes. Many scenes on sex tapes showing cells breathing as well as a beautiful girl squeezing cells are very interesting and exciting, while sex tapes can see and show many people suffering painful deaths. This differs from cancer development in that cell morphology as well as sexual functions underlying meiotic cell organization and development are highly and dramatically improved. Removing the headphones may be the only way to stop the cell charging but you should be careful due to the destructive power of cell phones.

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>>135598
What's the matter. Did someone get offended?

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>>135600
Who the hell summoned the fucking nophono demon from niggerhell???

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>>135601
What the fuck are you on? Stop spazzing out

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>>135602
Take your meds, obsessed faggot!

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>>135603
Suck my dick you faggot

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>>135603
How does it feel being too retarded to come up with a counterargument?

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>>135605
Nah blood, I've never been so clueless about what the hell is going on here… just like your mom was when I slept with her last night

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>>135606
That's because you're a fucking idiot who's incapable of reading past a 3rd grade level

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>>135607
By the way, unlike us, your mother had a very good level. It's a shame she didn't live to see the end of the trial

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>>135608
The fuck? Take your meds

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AAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!

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>>134336
In this country there are no cells, the people here have never had this problem before and the cells have never suffered from respiratory illness or other symptoms. I’ve never had a virus problem here, so having him in this cell has made me sick. Plants grow cell walls and the cells that existed before we got here were bigger, so in this world, that's a big deal, the cell has to be clean, because the cytoplasm makes up the organelles and the mitochondria, this wasn't the first cell, don't think of this as "the world." So cells are cells, we’re cells inside cells, we’re just that cell, I don’t have that cell, we have cells, but we’re not cells, that’s a big deal. My cell, this cell, this cell, I think everything else we do is a cell, and then that's it.

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fucking CAN loving autists can't rebut any of my posts LMAO

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just admit YOU LOST, Can sperg. you've been entirely BTFO'd at this point and that's why you won't even show your face here anymore. it's pathetic but it would be less pathetic if you could at least admit it like a man. but you won't, LMAO

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>>135610
fucking dipshit posting cartoon mustache man le funny mustachio man what the fuck is wrongwith you you fucking atuist postingyour little childrens cartttooons caracters lmao just revealing how much of a fucking autistitc kid you are lmao no wonder you love can and the velvet underground so much because that's music for autistic thomas the tank engine fans and evidently for fans of your little mustachio character too lol so fucking pathetic and stupid I bet you've never even talked to a girl let alone been friended by one on discord so you take your frustrations out on ZAPPA because he was a was more successful with women then you;;kkk ever be fucking autistic idiot

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>>135883
Zappa was some mentally retarded guy who smelled like shit and probably paid for sex. You believe he did this because you are somehow even slower than he was and have never actually seen a bitch naked.

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>>135882
>>135883
Also I haven't posted in like a month lol. I've been working. Something you're too big of a retard to actually accomplish. I've been more focused on making money. Lmk how being a worthless sack of shit goes ig. Irdk what you were expecting with this haha. CAN wrote actually good songs. Even if zappa got laid more or whatever he did not. His music is random unlistenable garbage. Which is why only sad retards still care about him. Meanwhile actual musician are still listening to CAN. So yeah. There you go. If he wrote more actually listenable songs than I had I might respect him more. But I'm listening to his music. Im not judging his stroke game. So like I don't really know how that is even a factor. Like the music in question is not exactly sexy so why do I care? How would getting laid more help him to be better at playing early progressive and/or noise rock? Exactly. Also Lou Reed 1000% got more bitches than Zappa did. He was just a closet case so didn't really actually want them. But he definetely mogged zappa lowkey.

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>>135882
You've just been talking to yourself it looks like. Also half of what you say is barely intelligible retarded screeching. Which tbf makes sense because as much poon as zappa might have supposedly slayed (skeptical) his music is also a retard having a randomized spastic meltdown. Nothing flows and non of the pieces fit. Gigachad or Not this was not a problem for CAN. They verymuch had a sense of songwriting and natural flow. So much like Frank Zappa retardedly screeching and shitting himself is irrelevant today whatever you just said doesn't really matter. If he was able to write good songs I would not have an issue. He was not so I do. Ted Nudgent was also against drugs,conservative,and probably got laid more than I do. I enjoy some of his stuff perfectly fine. But the pieces flow together. They work in context. Admit it or not Zappa was incapable of doing that. So yeah. CAN are objectively better. I also dont believe you have ever had sex tbh. You give off the energy of a wizard lol.

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>"I bet you've never even talked to a girl let alone been friended by one on discord so you take your frustrations out on ZAPPA because he was a was more successful with women then you;;kkk ever be fucking autistic idiot"

So the girl in question was morbidly obeese and retarded like you are and also lives nowhere near you? That checks out lmao. You should have left out the discord part. Either way no he was just a shitty songwriter and his insturmentals albeit impressive do not make sense or go anywhere. He is overall extremely bad. You're judt easily impressed largely because you are slow. I am also once again reminding you this is the first time I have posted in like fucking two months or some shit. So you've been arguing with yourself like a crackhead this entire time.

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>>135901
>>135902
>>135903
>>135904
1. fuck you 2. you've never even talked to a girl on discord, let alone had a girlfriend 3. your job is nothing compared to studying the great works of zappa and other masterpieces of a similar ilk 4. fuck you, piece of shit 5. zappa literally had sex tapes and cellular films which prove your theory to be false 6. fuck you 7. the velvet underground were a CIA PSYOP BAND 8. suck my dick you fucking idiot!!!

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name ONE cellular music album that you've even fucking listened to. oh wait, you can't, you're too busy "working" huh?

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>>135906
Lmao. Idek how to respond to that bro. If you give me a definition of celluar music that can actually be tied to anything or if you don't then name like at least 50 to 100 artists you'd consider "celluar" and I'll tell you. But yeah,I have been working. Not everybody is a lifeless incel like how you are lol. Anyway Ted Nudgent both gets laid and is objectively openly a vondervative at most moderate and I still fuck with some songs he did. Hes against weed aswell. But yeah. Your definition if what is and isn't "celluar music" is retarded as fuck and makes no sense. Name like 100 celluar artists and ill tell you otherwise fuck off.

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>>135905
I've used discord maybe once in my entire life. Ive fucked girls in real life before. Thats better than being a part of your retarded chungus discord community.

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Velvet Underground were absolutely not a cia psyop band. You're just retarded like medically so you dont get them. Zappa on the other hand had direct family ties to the government. Lou Reed was a tweaker whos parents sold used cars.

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>"your job is nothing compared to studying the great works of zappa and other masterpieces of a similar ilk"

Tard rage music. What you meant to say was "nobody who listens to Frank Zappa has a job. Because they're all spastics who can't think through basic tasks or sit still. Unlike Lou Reed who understood actual songwriting or John Cale. Also Lou Reed was gay before that was socially nor legally acceptable and Nico was genuinely in the european far right. Definetelly not a cia band. Zappa is 1000% more likely to have been cia just due to his families ties to the government.

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Celluar music doesn't even exist lol. You're just a retard who needs to feel like he had a point so he doesn't start bashing his head into the wall and shitting himself hence why you cannot define this. It is some bullshit that you made up on the spot. There you go.

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>>135905
>"zappa literally had sex tapes and cellular films which prove your theory to be false"

So the only reason you listen to frank zappa is your own insecurity around not getting laid which allows you to overlook that his music was a bunch of random retarded screeching. Alongside almost everything you say being basically non sentient. In other words you are fucking slow. Which makes sense because zappa spams random bullshit in your face really fast so that appeals to you alongside the epic waifu side charecters.

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Frank Zappa comes off as a guy who would have to pay for sex lol. Really doubt he actually got laid that much. He was fucking creepy tbh.

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>>135919
>the most important genre of music since the 1850s doesn't exist
you're so dumb lol

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>>135925
Celluar music brings up a singular composition from 2019 in Google. You're the idiot here not me. You need to get a life. I listen to some classical music if thats what you mean lol. Nobody else is calling it that though.

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ThAt sHut yOu Up DiDn'T iT?

Gonna look up "Celluar Music Zappa" watch nothing show up lol.

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Literally pages upon pages of nothing. There you go. You're the only person who uses the phrase "celluar music". Nobody else is retarded enough to actjally think this exists. Either its just all music generally or it never happened.

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>>134293
>>134295
>>134298
>>134299
This is like the most insane level of sexual insecurity imaginable

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>>135965
you do understand that not everything is gonna show up on the first page of google, right?

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>>135988
This is the first four pages. Show a single other person who has ever said this

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>>135988
You're not that smart. You can stop trying to do your epic ironic Deadpool one liners now. It's reddit as fuck. The burden of proof is on you anyways.

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>>136024
>>136025
suck my dick you fucking piece of shit

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yeah I figured you'd shut the fuck up

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>>136069
>>136103
You're like either a bot or so retarded such that you only have a handful of preset phrases.

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>>136069
This is just bizzare and highly mentally ill. Your admiration of Frank Zappa is sad lol.

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>>136110
>>136109
once again, you're not refuting anything I'm saying

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>>136111
All you did was melt down like the retard you actually are lol. There's nothing that would require me to do that. You're angry because you're like a 40 year old virgin with some type of mentally retardation. Hence why you think Frank Zappa is cool still. Im talking about music people actually like lol. Kind of insane you're this delusional ngl.

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>screeches like a retarded freak
>"you no debate mii!!!!!"

Yeah no shit. I can see where you and zappa overlapped haha.

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this is the funniest thread in this site what are you retards even arguing about

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>>136109
>>136110
>>136113
>>136114
>>136115
1. Satan 2. You can't talk to a girl, yet you have a girlfriend 3. Your job is safe; read more from Zappa and other masterpieces 4. Satan, you bastard 5. Zappa has sex tapes and videos 6. 7. VELVET BAND: Upholding the Devil C.

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You're really angry – that's what you're doing, haha. I have no reason to be angry. You're a 40-year-old, depressed, single man who's angry. That's why you don't think Frank Zappa is cool. I'm talking about the music that people like, haha. Honestly, it's unbelievable how confused you are.

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I have had sexual intercourse with girls in real life. That is far better than being a member of the generic "Chungus Family" on Discord. Give me 100 "Cellular" admins, and I will tell you the exact opposite. In this world, there are no "Cellulars"; the people here have never faced such suffering, nor have they ever suffered from any respiratory illnesses or symptoms. The only thing is… this might have some connection to a song titled "Cellular"β€”and if you deny it, just say the name. However, that will satisfy you instantly, especially if you take it slow. Let me remind you that this is my first post in two months. [Here is] 50, so that he can write even better songs. No problem at all. He didn't have this before, but now I do. You are out there looking for 100 artists for "Cellular," yet you haven't even spoken to a single girl on Discordβ€”let alone a girl you actually like. We don't have "Cellulars"β€”well, we *do* have "Cellulars"β€”but we *aren't* "Cellulars," which is just fine. My "Cellular," this "Cellular," that "Cellular"β€”I used to think that everything we did was "Cellular," and then, eventually, that is exactly how things turned out.

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>>136167
>>136202
I have slept with girls in real life. That is better than being a member of the Chugas Tribe on Discord. Give me 100 Admin Losses, and I’ll show you what the real deal is. There is no "money" in this world. The people here have no problems; they don't even struggle to breathe. "The Cage," yes, we are "trapped in a cage," and we sleep with girls in real life. That is better than being in a "cell." We don't exist, but that doesn't matter. My "cell," my "cell," this "cell," I thought it was "just a library," so that’s where it came from. Just one thing… this might have some connection to the song "Nail," and perhaps to "The Cage" as well, but if you don't believe me, just ask. They’ll tell you right away, even if your TV happens to be on. If you forget, just mention the name. But most importantly, if you type slowly, you’ll start to feel good about it soon enough. Just a reminder: this is my first post in two months. I’m 50 years old, so I can write even better songs now. No problem at all. I didn't have that before, but I do now. You’re looking for a "good person" among over a hundred musicians, yet instead of the person you’re actually looking for, you’ve never even spoken to that girl on Discord. I have no "home" anymore, yes, I have no "home" anymore, but then again, no. I didn't have one before, but I do now. You need 100 artists just to have "something like a home," and that’s fine. "The trouble with cell phones is, I never thought information related to them would spread the way it has, but that is exactly what happened."

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>>136235
No you haven't actually. I can tell by how long and how aggressive this is.

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>>136202
I'm white but Indian Adjacent (I am unironically germanic). Autistic though yes. But like there's no way I can believe this guy has ever seen a bitch naked. I mean like look how aggressive this response is.

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>>136235
>>136234
Bro you can't even explain what you mean by this. You're just babbling.

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>>136235
>"I have slept with girls in real life. That is better than being a member of the Chugas Tribe on Discord. Give me 100 Admin Losses, and I’ll show you what the real deal is. There is no "money" in this world. The people here have no problems; they don't even struggle to breathe. "The Cage," yes, we are "trapped in a cage," and we sleep with girls in real life. That is better than being in a "cell." We don't exist, but that doesn't matter. My "cell," my "cell," this "cell," I thought it was "just a library," so that’s where it came from. Just one thing… this might have some connection to the song "Nail," and perhaps to "The Cage" as well, but if you don't believe me, just ask. They’ll tell you right away, even if your TV happens to be on."

Meth,AI,or Intellectual Disability?

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Completely fucking unintelligible either way.

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If Celluar just means sexual I like Dancehall lol. I guess saying it that way makes you feel less like a clueless screeching retard living out an extremely imaginative fantasy? Still not a clear answer on what this means and clearly nobody else says it.

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>>136192
Bro what the fuck is wrong with you? Genuinely unintelligible.

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>>136192
>"1. Satan 2. You can't talk to a girl, yet you have a girlfriend 3. Your job is safe; read more from Zappa and other masterpieces 4. Satan, you bastard 5. Zappa has sex tapes and videos 6. 7. VELVET BAND: Upholding the Devil C."

Can somebody use an Ai to make a version of this song where these are the lyrics? Feel like that could be a neat little in joke.

https://youtu.be/7uhbvYAth5w?si=eBv2ro19l0XUXEt9

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Also bro i said it was my ex haha. I said I've had girlfriends. I'm not currently dating. My last major situation left me broke tbh. That's why im on here bickering with you. I appreciate that you think my job is safe but I'm still too broke to like be lit doing much. Im just working and then also chilling at home smoking weed tbh. I think when my next check clears I will get my guitar fixed.

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>>136247
>>136245
>>136244
>>136243
>>136241
>>136238
Fuck off dipshit. β€œThe Cage,” yes, it feels like we’re in a β€œcage.” Oh β€œCellular” admins, I’m here to tell you the opposite. No one in this world ever thought of it as β€œjust a library,” and that’s where it was born. The only organization she thought of was β€œjust a library,” and that’s where she came from. For one thing… it might have something to do with the song β€œNail”; And maybe even to β€œThe Cage,” those relationships give you instant gratification, especially when you take the time to figure it out. Reminder: this is my first post in two months. [This], β€œ50,” is, oh β€œCellular,” I’ve spent personal time with women in the real world. It’s so much better than being a member of the β€œChurgas Tribe” on Discord. Give me a chance. That’s what I need right now. You can find the β€œgood guy” in a crowd of over a million musicians, but… I never imagined that this would happen with cell phones: information that is linked to them. But, in real life, you get a kind of intimacy with women. It’s better than finding someone you’re really looking for, even if you’re not talking to the girl on Discord. I don't have a "home" anymore; yes, I don't have a "home". But, after thinking about it, I felt. No, that's not quite true. Maybe I didn’t have a house before, but now I do. We wanted a "100," but more importantly… give me that "100." No one expected it to take off like this. But, that’s exactly what happened. "100." There are no "cell phones" in this world. The people who live here are the "administrators." If you don't mind, say their name out loud. However, I accept my "loss," and now, I'm going to show you what it really is. There is no such thing as "money" in this world. People here don’t suffer. They experience no difficulty even with the simple act of breathing. The inhabitants of this place have never experienced such trouble. They never suffered from respiratory illness or symptoms. All of that remains… and this may have something to do with the song "Cellular"; If you meditate with a calm and steady mind, you will soon begin to feel a sense of peace. I remind you again: this is my first post in the last two months. I am now 50 years old. So, I can now compose better music. No complications. I didn’t feel that before, but now I do. In a group of over a million musicians, we are looking for the "good guys". And then, not the people you're really looking for, you make connections with various other artists in the hopes of finding a "place like home". At that time, you didn't mind being put in a "room". We… don’t really exist, but that doesn’t matter. "My room," "my room," this "room" could make a lot of amazing songs out of here. No problem. I didn’t have that flexibility before; but now. We researched hundreds of artists for β€œCellular,” but we hadn’t spoken to one girl on Discord yet.

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^samefag

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>>136258
suck my dick

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>>136257
Mentally ill

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>>136257
There is no way you are 50. I refuse to believe this. You're probably like 15 and at oldest a little younger than I am right now. Sad if true ngl.

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>>136274
>when you have no counter argument
lol pathetic

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>>136295
There was no argument. Seems like you might not understand what an argument is tbqh. Just extremely sad if true.

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>>136295
Why are you 50 and still this much of a skibbidi ohio? You don't think that is a little bit sad?

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You're not aware it is for the same reasons you still listen to frank zappa and watch homestar runner maybe even.

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>>136299
>>136298
>>136297
After thinking for a moment, I listened to it. No, that’s not true. I might have been homeless once, but I’ve moved past that now. You want their screams to be painless, or perhaps symptom-free. It’s still the same… and maybe there’s some connection there… You’re just under a bit of mental stress, that’s all. Hahaha. I have no reason to be angry. You’re 40, you’re miserable, and you’re alone. I don’t have a "home" anymore. Yes, I truly don’t have a "home" anymore. Batman would have gotten angry. 100. But more importantly… give me a 100. Nobody cares. Yet, it happened. So, if you give me a red dot, I’ll tell you the truth. In this world, there is no "money." The people here don’t suffer. That means a good night’s sleep is actually a bad thing. Nothing moves, and nothing ever goes wrong. 100. In this world, there is no "HP." The people here are "leaders." If you’re a "leader," then why do you find Frank Zappa so amusing? I’m talking about people’s favorite songs. Haha. We are so miserable that we cannot tolerate injustice. Our users just don’t care enough. Can you tell us a joke where a cell phone is loudly calling out your name? However, I admit that I am "bad"; people here never get that lucky. And that song, "Cellular": Brother, Brother.

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>>136308
Fucking idiot

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why is all of this happening because OP wanted to fuck a homestar runner character

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>>136313
Idk man. I sort of gave up fighting it after a while.

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>>136310
Get a job to prove how conservative and high iq you are!

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>>136315
>>136333
>>136313

No more "cells." After all, Batman looks his best when he’s angry. We are talking about the one thing people in this world love most: "money." People spend their time on Discord discussing songs, specifically, "Cage." Hahaha. We are the "managers." If you don't mind, say their names out loud. Anyway, I admit my "failure." And now, I will show you what is real. There is nothing more terrifying than being trapped in a "cell." We have no existence, yet those who have gone through this experience know that the people here are the "leaders." If you truly are "leaders," then why would you give Frank Zappa a perfect score, 100 out of 100? No one here needs to suffer. Whether I, or rather, *they* have had sexual experiences or not makes no difference. While confined in my "cell," I face no difficulty even in performing the simplest of tasks, such as breathing. The inhabitants here, this "cell," that "cell," everything. I used to think that every action of ours was "cellular." But then I discovered that the locals here have absolutely no sexual experience with women in real life. This life is better than being just another member of the ordinary "Chungas family." Anyway, doesn't the whole thing seem amusing? Perhaps it has something to do with the song "Cage." If you meditate on it, you will see that amidst this extreme suffering, there is something present that isn't actually there… Yes, we are "caged," yet in real life, we are actually having sex with women. That is my reality. Ultimately, the situation becomes complicated in this way. They never suffer from any respiratory illnesses or symptoms of any kind. All of that still exists… along with this "100." But the most important thing is… give me that.

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>>136345
>"No more "cells." After all, Batman looks his best when he’s angry. We are talking about the one thing people in this world love most: "money." People spend their time on Discord discussing songs, specifically, "Cage." Hahaha. We are the "managers." If you don't mind, say their names out loud. Anyway, I admit my "failure." And now, I will show you what is real. There is nothing more terrifying than being trapped in a "cell." We have no existence, yet those who have gone through this experience know that the people here are the "leaders." If you truly are "leaders," then why would you give Frank Zappa a perfect score, 100 out of 100? No one here needs to suffer. Whether I, or rather, *they* have had sexual experiences or not makes no difference. While confined in my "cell,""

Crackhead shit

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>>136369
do you even understand what the fuck I'm saying or are you too braindead from smoking weed to get it?

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didn't think so

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>>134278 (OP)
who is they

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>4 days later
>no response
so at this point we're all aware that he folded, right?

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>>136514
>>136370
>>136512
>>136573
I've been working lmao. Maybe the issue is more you being too retarded to find a job no? But no you simply spazzed and started muttering random crap. I don't have to give a real answer for that lol. Get a fucking job.

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>>136573
There's no argument it's all spastic screeching that amounts to Frank Sappa was kind of weird and probably smelled bad but you find it impressive because you have literally never been laid so you tolerate his randomized shittyness.

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>le celluar=im fourty and I just learned what sex was because im intellectually disabled

Lol

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>>136626
>>136627
>>136628
The easiest way to avoid getting hit by your phone is to take your headphones off, but you should be aware that your phone can damage its power supply. I don't have a phone. We have phones, but we're not phones - that makes a big difference. My phone, this phone, this phone… I think we'll announce something in two months. The idiot here is *you*, not me. You need to live. I listen to old music, if that's what you think - lol. But no one said that. So, yeah. That's it. If *he* wrote your beautiful, emotional song "Cellular" - if you've never spoken to a single woman on Discord (let alone a real one)… then your job is safe. In the meantime, look at other things - like marijuana. But still. Your definition of what is or is not "cellular music" is arbitrary and meaningless. Name a song that sounds better than what I say, and maybe I'll respect it more. But I hear some music. Don't put it in the "world." So: cells are cells; We represent an evolutionary phase in which the structure of cells - and the sexual functions that support the organization and development of living cells - have become more refined and visible. What I do *is* a cell and it is - 50; just this one cell. Many of the scenes in sex scenes, whether it's about breathing cells or beautiful girls licking cells, are exciting and thrilling. But there are sex videos to watch - and to show - that many people die in pain. This is different from the cancer that helped him write his best songs. No problem. You didn't have one before, but now I do. You spend all your time looking for 100 singers… you're not as smart as you think you are. You can stop looking for ways to do it.

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Sextapes were found in a hotel room in Pisa. I didn't have any before, but now I do. It takes 100 artists to create "something a little like home," and that’s just fine. "The problem with mobile phones is that I never imagined the information surrounding them would become so widespread but it has." Sextapes can contain recordings and a beautiful woman filming them, which is very interesting and exciting. Cytoplasm contains cells, which form the "basis" of organisms. The brain is a construct. I’m better than you; you’re a girl. Hahaha. We are the "bosses." If you don't mind, say so and emphasize that many people have died horrible deaths. This stands in contrast to the progression of cancer in terms of cellular morphology and chromosome formation, thereby confirming the relationship between these two concepts and the cellular functions subsequently revealed within the chromosomal cassettes. Most of the sex scenes are their own, lol. People in their forties are saying it out loud. Anyway, I admit my "failure." Neuronal activity and development are increasing significantly.

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>>136631
>>136630
Right so you're sort of a retard like I said lmao. Meaningless rhetorical statements. CAN are better because they could songwrite or their songs at least had pacing and structure and zappa did not. Good talk.

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>>136630
>"But still. Your definition of what is or is not "cellular music" is arbitrary and meaningless. Name a song that sounds better than what I say, and maybe I'll respect it more. But I hear some music."

Nobody has a definition of it other than you because it doesnt exist. Just you screeching spaastically about nothing tbqh. Largely because you don't actually have a point to make.

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Sex tapes were discovered in various hotels across the country; Frank Zappa’s music plays a central role in them acting as a kind of demonic force that feeds upon physical needs a real force, to be precise, also comprised of cells. The ladies dine in rooms featuring a delicious and enticing menu and furthermore they softly touched cells in a way that was very beautiful and I enjoyed it. That was what Frank Zappa meant to me.

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>>136635
>>136636
You're a fucking moron dude

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>>136644
>"Sex tapes were found in a hotel room"

Nah thats you haha. Little blathering retard.

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>>136637
It doesn't exist lol. Just another way for you to spazz out and have your little meltdowns. Zappa is shit. I appreciate the in depth analysis of another mans sex life thank you. Moving on

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>>136659
prove me wrong then you dickwaffle

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>>136663
Retarded screeching with nonsensical metrics that you cannot defend or explain lol. I don't need too. Go fill out a fucking job application. Assuming you are able to do that!

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>>136691
prove that sex tapes haven't been found in literally hundreds of different hotel rooms. prove that weed doesn't break down cellular membranes. prove that heroin isn't an essential facet of cellular therapy. prove literally anything I said wrong if it's all just "retartrted screeccheing with nonesenesicical metricks"

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>>136697
I never claimed that sex tapes hadn't been found in hundreds of different hotel rooms. You have that as a retarded little fixation because you have never had sex and are emotionally and likely intellectually stunted so you never really fully reached adulthood. You have the mentality of a 13 year old boy. But regardless that was just the conversation you were having in your head.

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>>136697
>"prove that weed doesn't break down cellular membranes. prove that heroin isn't an essential facet of cellular therapy."

What does that have to do with music other than you being mentally disabled and throwing a fit essentially? I don't need to because it is irrelevant. Tard rage Screeching about nothing lmao. Doesn't have a connection to the quality of said music. Might be true irdfk but completely void and null to the topic at hand.

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Zappa sucks because he was a spazzy angry retard type guy who just made loud noises and parted basically. You like it because you are stupid. There you go.

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*farted

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Like yeah I never claimed that smoking marijuana was good for me though. I might have claimed zappa got no bitches but thats not really my reason for hating his music. It just sounds like shit. Sorry.

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>>136701
so you can't prove me wrong but you'll still insist that what I'm saying is le nonsensical whatever. pretty dumb of you. you know everyone can see it when you do obvious cop outs like this right?

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>>136701
I know this is triggering for you, but like I said there are hundreds of examples you can look up of sex tapes being found inside of hotel rooms. you've utterly failed to prove me wrong and there are thousands of people reading this thread right now who can clearly see how much of a fucking moron you are

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yeah that's right. back down you fucking pussy. preferably you'd just admit outright that you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, that you can't prove anything I've said about sextapes or heroin wrong, and that you're literally on the verge of total cellular failure right now. but your silence will do just fine as a concession

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might as well do another victory lap lol. you ARE experiencing cell failure. you HAVEN'T ever watched a sex tape. you DON'T know what a good girl is. you NEED cellular therapy ASAP. you ARE too stupid to understand the lyrical themes of Zappa. you ARE too stupid to understand the lyrical themes of The Doors. you COULDN'T name a single significant work of art that you like and actually understand, because the only shit you like is random noise autistic screeching like Stauckhaussen

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>>136708
>>136712
>>136744
>>136760
This isnt an argument this is more of you screeching like a downie lmao. Zappa is for people in a permanent state of petulant tard rage and thats why it doesn't need any melody or structure ig. He didn't need drugs to have weak cells since he probably already had extra chromosomes. Also notice how you didnt explain how The Velvet Underground were tied to the cia. Thats because they weren't you were just having your little caliou big boy meltdown and saying random shit.

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>>136760
I've seen homeless tweakers bash their heads into the wall,cry,and touch themselves on public transit. Also seen them scream retardedly in a way that made absolutely zero sense. So I understood that and Zappa is basically the same thing lmao. Hope that clears things up. You can't explain it because the real answer is that it's le supreme gentleman manchild reddit shit. Entirely performative interest where the music is carried by your probably very well justified sexual insecurity.

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>>136760
>autistic screeching like stauckhausen

Literally nothing zappa did has any structure or melody unless it's a "parody" of something by somebody else lol. He was literally incapable of not interrupting it. CAN had beautiful melodies. Only works when you cheery pick. It's tard music for virgins with rage. It's like if you unironically listened to Chris Chan and the hedgehog boys.

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*cherry

Anyway be free to have another meltdown. Whatever keeps you going lol.

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>>136796
>>136793
>>136797
>>136801
why do critics praise zappa then? and why do they hate the bullshit that you call "music"? seriously, how do you explain this shit? is it some giant conspiracy or something? or does the music you like just objectively fucking suck? sex tape.

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>>136806
Critics dont. It's morbidly obeese men with visible intellectual disabilities praising him mostly lmao,i.e. people like you. "The Critics" agree that CAN and The VU are better. Its angry retarded men screeching about how they dont get laid and knocking over gamestop display tables. So you. You're not even capable of critical thinking so not sure what you're exactly a "critic" of. Also Redditors. Probably a big crossover with the cuckold community and may the 4th unironically lmao.

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>>136806
Every critic ive ever read agrees that his music was shit and he was a le random accsess novelty act on par with Chris Chan lmao. You're assuming things that make you feel better about your existence.

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>>136808
>>136809
what the fuck are you talking about? zappa is universally heralded as the most important rock musician of the 20th century. just look at his fucking wikipedia and you'll see the critical praise he's been showered with.

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>>136810
Nah just tards like you. Everybody else recognizes it as randomized big chungus music. Its cocomellon for intellectually disabled men over thirty.

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Funny random le proto hyperpop noises+autistic screeching because women won't have sex with you=,frank zappa lmao. The modern critics saying this are either other obese retards on discord or entirely imagined. Thats why your so obsessed with the concept of "sex tapes" aswell. You're a downie so you mistake this as something that will make people think you've ever had sex. Actually projects outward the exact opposite letting me know you're a "truecel".

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No critics actually said this lmao. You dont know anything about classical music so you assume things zappa stole from actual composers he created when he didn't probably. Problem solved.

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>>136810
Nobody else heralds him as this. Just you and other morbidly obeese retarded guys on 4chan. Nobody else even remembers he existed.

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>>136806
>"why do critics praise zappa then? and why do they hate the bullshit that you call "music"? seriously, how do you explain this shit? is it some giant conspiracy or something? or does the music you like just objectively fucking suck? sex tape."

I mean CAN had actual melody and pacing and Zaooa did not. You're mentally retarded so you cannot tell. Thats ptrttymuch what it is. CAN could do actual songwriting Frank Zaopa could not. Virtually all modern consensus views Frank Zappa as a novelty act with little to no lasting nor musical value and places Hanson and Carlson or The Moody Blues as "creating" the prog rock genre. But having a spastic meltdown where you screeching randomly and try and fail to convince everybody else you've had sex unsuccessfully is certainly the "zappaesque thing" to do lol. All the actual critics place Zappa as novelty slop for intellectually disabled redsitors and krautrock as the true starting point for everything that came after.

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>>136811
>>136812
>>136813
>>136814
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncle_Meat#Critical_reception
how does it feel to be BTFO'd? zappa is a critical darling, deal with it

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>>136815
the critics disagree, and these are people who literealyl DEDICATED THEIR LVIES To studying music dude. they know more than you or any other burnout stoner about music, I think I know whose opinion I'm trusting. fuck off with your random noise hippy slop

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>>136817
>>136816
Tard rage response with wikipedia as your source lol. I have to go back to work. Uncle Meat is a randomized dogshit retard screeching novelty sound effect album. You think you enjoy it because other people told you too specifically some other people with i imagine a similar type of intellectual disability as whatever caused you to act like this. It goes alongside being mentally disabled and browsing reddit. You're mentally slow and kind of a loser then. There's your "source" and "critics" lmao. Porn addiction like you have since yku actually cannot get laid likely legally either causes brain damage moreso.

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>>136815
how come none of the "actual critics" you speak of are cited here >>136816 ? oh wait, all of the actual critics actually love Zappa and recognize his genius and importance, probably because they actually understand music and aren't just braindead weed smokers

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>>136817
The critics do not. You can keep tarding out and having a meltdown though. Modern critics over credit krautrock if anything and treat zappa correctly as a novelty act.

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>>136820
where are the critics you speak of? every critic I can find practically worships zappa and is lukewarm at best towards shit like can

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>>136819
I mean you're literally intellectually impaired based on all indicators so touche I guess. Why not you go piss yourself and bash your head into the wall a little?

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>>136822
nice ad hom, lil bro can't cope with the fact that he's objectively been proven wrong lmao. sex tape.

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>>136821
You can't even name said supposed critics lmao. Vice and Noisey both put TVU and most of the major Krautrock Bands in high regard same with pitchfork. Never seen a modern critic treat zappa as anything more than a novelty act for mentally disabled man babies such as yourself.

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>>136823
>"lil bro"

No you are just mentally retarded lol. You talk like a downie. I garuntee there is something wrong with you and that your opinion is literally anything will never be valid.

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>>136824
https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/frank-zappa-jazz-from-hell/
pitchfork gave him an 8 and that wasn't even for one of his classic albums, jazz from hell isn't even in the average zappa fan's top ten zappa albums and it's still getting praise heaped on it

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>>136826
Ok bro. You got one outlier lol. Anyway I got to go back to work. When you find anything zappa did that had a natural sense of melody,pacing,or structure get back to me.

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>>136827
>When you find anything zappa did that had a natural sense of melody,pacing,or structure get back to me
try 90% of his discography

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>>136828
90% of his discography is randomized retarded screeching lmao. Uncle Mest certainly has none of these things. You just dont have an ear for music and are trying desperately to sound cool or smart. The truth is I simply enjoy CAN more. I dont think any "objective" measures would change that. They connect with me more emotionally. I can totally see they are not for everyone. I am part german and I grew up knowing who they were alongside Nico. So for me they will always be the true "most critically acclaimed rock band of all time". I find Zappas work to be immature,directionless,and whiout a clearly defined goal nor cadence most of the time. CAN are no matter what else extremely goal oriented and concrete. They have impact to them. Maybe not everything always needs that maybe there is a place for nuance. But you FEEL KRAUTROCK IN YOUR BONES in a way you dont frank zappa. Less natural appeal or resonance to it.

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>>136828
90% of his discography is totally incapable of this. His most coherent song (inca roads) trips over itself in order to interupt the melody. You are just insecure and pretending to like it because you think it will make you sound smart. CAN made music you feel. They made art which truly resonates. Zappa made novelty songs.

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Been listening to Silberbart more today tho overall.

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You're a massive retarded bug person going off some reddit definition nobody else would recognize as a "melody" in all likelihood. Sing Swan Song or Paperhouse those are ACTUAL MELODIES. those are songs that sing haha. They bleed. Same goes for Amon Duul ii. Faust id variable but I like them. Neu! Is also way stronger in terms of songwriting than Zappa ever was. He was at absolute most "important for the time" but completely irrelevant today.

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>>136831
have you even listened to uncle meat? I imagine a double album is something you'd have trouble with given your tiktok fried attention span lol, probably why you don't like trout mask repelica either. but yeah seems like you haven't listened to it and have no clue what you're talking about

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>>136835
Yes I have lmao. Its random noise and you're a fucking retard as well as preformativd for trying to pretend otherwise. Have you actually listened to Paris Live 1973 by CAN?

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>>>136831 (You)
>"have you even listened to uncle meat? I imagine a double album is something you'd have trouble with given your tiktok fried attention span lol, probably why you don't like trout mask repelica either. but yeah seems like you haven't listened to it and have no clue what you're talking about"

Trout Mask Replica also lacked structure melody or cadence lmao. You're mentally challenged so you dont process what those things mean ig. But nah idek. I didnt realize it was a double until you mentioned it ig. CAN has some pretty long songs though. Like Whole People Quelling is over 30 minutes and that is a singular piece so yeah.

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No it was like a tard randomly screeching and banging his head into the wall lmao. Kindness like you are doing now tbqh. Not really much melody there. I do like some dishonest music but it still needs placement and pacing. Those things are avoidable and TMR and Uncle Meat lack them heavily. I listened to both im prettysure. Unlike Zappa I was probably in fact stoned so simply did not realize how long either were. But no I Listened to them. I like Naang Naang though prettysure the 78 compilation is a double lp or at least pretty close to one. Over an hour.

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>>136837
fuck off, it's one of the most carefully composed albums ever made. every second has loads of thought put into it, unlike the aimless jamming of Can and TVU

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>>136835
There is literally no melody or structure there. Yeah I did. Although I will admit I had no idea how long it was until you mentioned it. Honestly a hard listen and not in a daring or avant gaurde or engaging or likely even intneuinwk way. Shit was bad. Still think TVU and CAN were just inherently better ngl. I also liked Belima mu Zambia by The Machine Gunners. I think that might have been a double lp aswell. I like some of wheels of fire but mostly the acid or psych rock tracks and less the blues rock filler I love Cream but the more "roots rock" tracks are as Liberel as it is to say in fact a lot more cardboard sounding than the more straight forward psych rock ones. Im trying to think if there are any other bands I like who did double lps. Im not sure. I know 1969:The Velvet Underground with Lou Reed Live is a Double LP. I do like some rather long songs though.

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>>136842
just admit it dude, you have to listen to double albums in parts because you can't handle long form content lol

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>>136835
In terms of albums I am pretty sure are double eps or double lps i could listen to front to back though the 1978 Naang Naag Compilation,1969:The Velvet Underground Live with Lou Reed,and The Mschine Gunners "Belima mu Zambia". I like wheels of fire but most just the acid rock tracks on the first disk not as much the live blues jams. I like some bands who do longer jams obviously but the psych rock stuff by cream is simply better written and substantially more interesting. But yeah those three for sure are double lps or eps I can listen to from start to finish. Belima Mu Zambia is high kirk not really available in another format anywhere so you sort of have too lol.

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>>136843
You keep jumping to different things for me to "admit" I noticed. Im assuming this is a symptom of you being intellectually challenged.

But no though my fsvorite vu album is a posthumerous live album from the 70s that was a double album and im also pretty sure you can only really find The Machine Gunners online for the most part as their singular full double album.

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>>136843
This is something I said to you earlier isnt it? No Zappa is just random and chungus lol. You talk like a downie. Whole People Quelling is like 35 or 40 minutes long and I listen to that fairly regularly. Not an album really although later released on one but it was from a live set that they did. I do genuinely love Belima mu Zambia though. Not sure if I spelled that right but the one and only machine gunners album.

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Nevermind Belima Mu Zambia is 40 minutes. I thought it was 60 for some reason. 1969:The Velvet Underground Live with Lou Reed is definetely a double album though.

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Just checked and Magma Live from 1975 is 75 or so minutes long. Is that probably a double album? Honestly dont think of music in funko pop big chungus terms like you do so im not sure.

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Magma Live/HhaΓ― and 1969:The Velvet Underground Live with Lou Reed are both doubles I checked. I did have to check i will admit though. Wheels of Fire is a Double too but there are absolutely just like 6 tracks I like on that or some shit and nothing else so im not counting that but I enjoyed that one aswell. Not as good front to back though. Cream was good but they always had a filler problem.

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Fucking I'll get back to you tbh. I know for sure those two are doubles though. I think Electric Ladyland by Hendrix might also be a double lp. Also sexual themes on there obviously. Maybe not explicitly but pretty obvious ones. So about three that I am currently aware of. And then the rest I would probably have to fact check. I like a couple tracks off of Unlimited Edition aswell but nuch moreso the damo era ones so we wont count that either. Not sure why I thought Balima Mu Zambia was a double album. Wishful thinking ig.

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>>136844
>>136845
>>136847
>>136848
>>136849
>>136850
>>136851
we both know you listen to these in like bite sized pieces dude. honestly I'm mostly impressed that you can handle songs longer than 2 minutes since you're on tiktok all day. lol

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>>136855
Yeah ok lmao. Enjoy being a little tard ig. My weed came so I don't really give a fuck. Prettysure Electric Ladyland and 1969:The Velvet Underground Live with Lou Reed are double albums bro. Listened to both of those multiple times.

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>>136855
You're not a dude. Your an insecure turbo virgin tard chungus who doesn't go outside. I am a dude. You are a pogchamp. Also no i don't least not Naang Naang.

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>>136859
you don't have enough of an attention span to even comprehend the basics of cell theory. no way you can handle a double album in one sitting lol

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>>136855
>"I'm mostly impressed that you can handle songs longer than 2 minutes since you're on tiktok all day. lol"

You listen to retarded screeching and funny sound effect noises which you are too conceptually retarded to differentiate from music. Literally all that Zappa or Beefheart did lmao. I appreciate that you stopped pretending there was any melody or pacing there though. Or I guess maybe you just just now figured out what that means. Either or ig.

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Zappa and Beefheart made le funny fart noise albums for shut in retards who base there understanding of the world on anime and can't work or have sex lmao. Literally downie "music". On par with Hyperpop or Dempa or something just for baby boomers. You have never listened to a sound that was over 8 minutes long probably. Or if you did it was some random ahh ahh skibbidi toilet shit by zappa that amounted to nothing beyond a novelty.

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I mean I wouldn't really need to pay money to see a retard bash his head into the wall and piss himself anymore anyways muchless listen to it for an hour and a half lol. Literally randomized tard rage screeching slop that is just barely music. You probably listen to vtubers aswell lol. You're mentally retarded. Unironically most likely explanation as to why you can't tell nobody prior to retarded chungus discord mods like you actually took this shit seriously. CAN had structure and melody for days. What they made was true art.

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Captain Beefheart is for mentally retarded people to feel included in wider culture and then none of them actually enjoy it. Its a crutch for gimps lol. I like Electric Ladyland. Hendrix wrote actual music. You can listen to it from beginning to end without forcing yourself to. Because it is actually good unlike TMR.

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>>136862
you can't even differentiate between a cell and an organelle dude. don't come to me saying shit like that.

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>>136861
You tarding out and screeching and bashing your head into the wall because you're a low functioning mental patient is not something I need to seriously engage. Its just more proof that you're a sad little defective bug man. Which is why you can't really understand or fully appreciate music probably. You're a weird uptight retard who talks in sentence fragments and constantly sounds like hes about to break down and start crying. That's why you feel the need to pretend to enjoy TMR. You know on some level that you are fucking slow. So your idea of "depth" is just random quirky skibbidi chungus noise. You cannot handle CAN because it has actual structure. Anyway Whole People Quelling is a 35 minute long song. I get thats not a double album but for a singular song thats fairly long.

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>>136869
Im not watching your retarded little special interest video sorry. I don't want to see your anime figurine collection either lmao.

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Half these people genuinely seem like the types you would see at a hobby shop. Genetic dead ends. Not sure which one the "critic" is? Yes you and other retarded emotionally disturbed man children on reddit do enjoy it quite a bit. That's not what I consider to be "critics" lmao.

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>>136870
>>136871
>>136873
FUCK OFF PICEECE OF SUFFUCKING SHIT!!!! FUCKING STUPID BASTARAD you don't even know about FUCKING SCELLSA you fucking dispshit!!!!!! read a fucking book jesus christ

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>>136876
Having another spastic meltdown kind of just proved my point lmao. You are indeed the type of low functioning jobless sexless lifeless retard who pretends to like thid type of stuff for attention. You can't appreciate CAN or The VU because they're above yku intellectually.

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>>136876
You watch Hasbin Hotel lol. You like downie chungus media made for le quirky epin nerd spaces like hobby shops. Whereas CAN is like actual art meant to invoke something. Zappa and Beefhearts main end goal was probably always to sell rare funko pops to retarded manchildren such as yourself. Which I guess is why all they ever made is barely musical random le quirk trout pog uncle chungus meat messes with tons of random quirk and le ebin side quests but not a whole lot of structure or resonance or pacing or emotional impact. Seem smart to guys like you and then you can feel like other people finally see you as smart even though I garuntee they don't. But you and the other tards at the homestuck convention obviously can glomp over it.

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BELLA GURU IS LE EVIL BECAUSE WOMAN NO HAVE SEX WITH ME

REEEEEEEEEEE

SKIBBIDI POO POO PEE PEE

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>>136878
can and tvu aren't above me, they're beneath me. anyone who knows the most basic amount of music theory could tell you how primitive and simplistic those bands are. that's why the critics can only appreciate them for being "important" (i.e. for the "role" they played in the history of music rather than the music itself). meanwhile they all fawn over zappa, giving high scores to even his less significant works.

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*bashes random notes like a massive fucking retard*

*the notes proceed to not work in context or have any real impact because they're all sort of just smashed together at random with no overarching thekes or structure*

Yep,it's Sonic The Hedgehog Mask Replica Tiem!

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>>136881
You can't explain how or why lmao. You're just mimicking shit you heard somebody smarter than you say.

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You listen to Retarded ahh sped music that amounts to funny screaming. Sorry I don't humor you like your mom does lol.

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>>136881
You're literally too retarded to function in society lmao. That's why Captain Beefheart is just perfect for you. You're probably reading "the cow says moo" or something.

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>>136883
what's there to explain? how does one articulate the lack of complexity aside from saying "this lacks complexity"? if you were to describe a totally empty space to someone, would saying "it's empty" not suffice? would you need to list every single thing that is *not* found in that space? I don't think so

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They are in fsct above you. You cannot actually handle long form content and are wildly projecting. The Velvet Underground were like neo minimalist bullshit so fair there but CAN were pretty complex they just didnt use odd time signatures thst much. But a lot of classical influenced stuff. Intense yet heavily varied and nuanced. Extremely emotive. Extremely human. Michael Kraoli was a god amongst men. Crazy guitar sound he had.

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>>136887
Downie

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>>136887
I MEAN CAN IS PRETTY COMPLEX LMAO. But its fine you never actually listened to them. The superficial complexity of Trout Mask Reolica is designed for retarded freaks such as yourself and nobody else. It fails to land musically. The Velvet Underground are streamlined. They flow perfectly above all else which is why they had such a huge impact. They basically "condensed" rock music in a sense.

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I cant tell if you're a 40 year old virgin or the world's angriest 12 year old lmao. I can see why TMR resonated with you I'll say that. Want me to put some Faggot Maggot by CAN'T on instead?

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*you click on Faggot Maggot*

*redirects you back to Trout Mask Replica*

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Have you ever listened to a 35 minute song at all? Lmao. I bet the longest thing on tard cage chungus is like 4 minutes long.

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Longest song is less than 5 minutes half the songs are like under 2 minutes because they knew the audiance would be other mentally challenged people like the le quirky fedora man and his morbidly obeese band themselves. There is not even a single Beefheart Song as long as Peaking O is I bet.

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>>136896
fuck off, I've listened to plenty of extended pieces by Zappa, as well as classical music, video game soundtracks, and metaphysical pieces of cellular music. I've also literally watched every homestar runner cartoon, hazbin hotel episode, amazing digital circus episode, and that's not even to mention the 4 hour long sextapes I own. in other words, you're clueless

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>>136899
Only song he did longer than ten minutes still not as long as some can jams lmao.

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>>136899
Also no way am I listening to this lol. I prefer bands who can actually play.

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Only 2 songs over ten and three songs over five lol. You were projecting. Anybody can pick an outlier if they want too.

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>>136898
Name a classical composer who isn't stravinsky,Richard wagner,Starkovski,Bach,Bathethoen,and also never did anything for a videogame lmao. Almost garuntee you have heard less classical than I have. Yku probably only know basic sigma male shit and have only heard three minute clips.

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Guy who doesn't even know who Joseph Haydn is pretending to like "Classical" for brownie points for other manchild retards. Meanwhile it's all either videogame osts or shit to put kids to sleep.

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>>136898
>"metaphysical pieces of cellular music"

We already established that this was only a thing in your heckin epic headcannon and results from you being mentally retarded.

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>>136898
>"I've also literally watched every homestar runner cartoon, hazbin hotel episode, amazing digital circus episode, and that's not even to mention the 4 hour long sextapes I own. in other words, you're clueless"

So you're a sad friendless retard with no emotional control who will probably end up killing himself? I dont think that makes me clueless lmao. Chungus Guru and The Skibbidi Toilet Adventures has to be my favorite zappa song.

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I feel like theres probably a pretty strong co relationship about you thinking that owning many sex tapes is cool as opposed to sad and creepy and the hasbin hotel with the being a retarded enough inbred to enjoy tmr though. Gotta be something genetic there. We all know you've never had sex btw. You broadcast it very very obviously.

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>>136911
except sex tapes were found in several las vegas hotels dumb fuck

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that shut you the fuck up didn't it? lmao

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>>136913
>>136927
Not really no i just had to work because im not mentally retarded and living in some sort of group home like you happen to be. There's 1000 other people who the same could probably be said for. Nobody fucking cares. His music sounded like shit. Why not you hop off his dick? I guess since you'll never have sex yourself that probably sounds substantially cooler to you than it does to me. Zappas music was basically a form of public masterbation more than it was a form of music anyways so makes sense I guess.

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>>136913
Bizzare nonsequitir that makes sense to you because you are substantially mentally delayed ngl. I assumed you meant zappas "sex tapes" not just generalized lmao. You're gonna die alone for sure.

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>>136913
>>136927
I'm not trying to fuck Frank Zappa so not relevant. Not trying to live vicariously through him like you are either. CAN made actually listenable music that wasn't randomized spastic screeching and funny fart noises. Music i can actually listen to while working. You are just sort of slow so it makes more sense to you in your little sigma male "headcannon" than it actually does in practice.

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>>136942
The sex scenes were horrible - I loved dreaming of my parents as friends; they are so beautiful. I just wanted to have fun with them hanging out with each other. I love you both and it’s nice to see you both having fun and spending time together. They love those sex scenes - but listen, you can be friends forever. But now I have a problem: just because I am a cell - and I work a lot with cells and cell walls. It’s really just making pathways for the cells, but that’s a big deal. Cells are so strange - so weird and strange. But somehow, I liked it; it didn’t seem like a problem at all. Very interesting - very nice, more than anything.

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>>136955
Disturbing! Yiu might belong in a mental hospital.

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Just doing my last bit for work lol. Lmk how your life goes ig.

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>>136956
>>136957
fuck off dipshit. either respond to my arguments or GTFO. remind me, you're the guy who got filtered by The Doors right? lmao

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>>136958
You have no arguments. Its just you bashing your head into the wall like a fucking retard. What you perceive as an argument everybody else perceives as fit throwing. You are literally mentally retarded.

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>>136958
Also nobody gets filtered by the doors lol. They're the most generic entry levelband imaginable. Also unironically a psyopp lmao. Morrisons dad had high level military clearance. I will say that I think CAN were paid for but almost definetely by The USSR (Soviet Union since im assuming you know zero history) and not The CIA. The VU were also definetely not cia funded. Im guessing you did nothing today? Once again I just got off work.

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>>136958
Literally a dumbed down version of what less mainstream bands were doing in a far more interesting manner. Mish mash of random garage psych influences dumbed down and very likely produced by the cia. Not exactly challenging music. The modern equivalent would like be being obsessed with the avengers soundtrack probably.

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>>136960
>>136961
lol you obviously don't get it. you're so oblivious dude, you hate the doors because they actually had SONGS and weren't just aimless random noise jamming. pretty fucking pathetic. you probably can't even listen to the entirety of The End because of your tiktok skibid fried brain. fucking unbelievable

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>>136962
So did CAN although I will admit that the "random aimless noise jaming" is the main focus. The Velvet Underground were mostly working with in a similar style. I love how your tard rage jumps around randomly to whatever seems the most convinent though. No it was dumbed down slop music for top 40 radio stations. The Doors made worse versions of things Underground bands were already doing better.

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>>136962
>"you probably can't even listen to the entirety of The End because of your tiktok skibid fried brain. fucking unbelievable"

Whole People Quelling is 35 minutes long. We already went over this.

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>>136964
yeah but it has random scrreching to keep you intertained lmao.

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>>136963
Also like pick a side lmao. Is "random aimless jaming" good or bad? Because if it's bad CAN still have better songwriting than the doors did. They were more cultured. Yk they had style the doors lacked tbqh lol. Also like yk. The VU at the time were mostly remembered for their more sing songy numbers. The "random aimless jaming" mostly became popular for them retrospectively. Not CAN though although they did have more conventional sings like sing swan song,spoon,deadlock,paperhouse,tango whiskey man are all pretty cool. But their main draw was definetely the jaming. Aimless im not sure about but definitely not linear haha. Fair enough on that. But they were great songwriters aswell IMHO. They had some really memorable hooks in there when they wanted.

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>>136966
their more convential shit is a joke though

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Also Nico didnt do any aimless jaming it was all prettymuch like mideval ballads which yk count as a tradition song format.

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>>136967
Its really not. I understand you're mentally challenged and having an elaborate meltdown so you can feel like you did something today though.

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>>136967
This is literally more true of zappa lmao. The only ahit he did that wasn't random retarded solos and farting sound effects was comedy numbers.

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>>136969
>>136970
his comedy songs were all satirical, and the deeper message clearly went WAY over your head lol. not surprising though. can sound like absolute shit dude

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>>136971
>his comedy songs were all satirical


COMEDY!?!?!?!? BEING SATIRICAL!?!??@?!?@??!?!?!?!?@?@??@??+?1?+?1?2?!?@?? No way man.

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>>136972
you clearly didn't catch it. just own up to it and take the L dude

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>>136971
Real message is a retarded spastic meltdown about le society and why woman no have sex with me. Meanwhile CAN had concept religious,philosophical,and moral themes.

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>>136973
Lmao ok "dude",the message is le epic tard rage. Im above it.

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>>136973
When was the last time if ever that you were gainfully employed?

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>>136974
Can's "concepts" are just random screeching though

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the sex scenes were beyond fucking subpar dude. I love sex tapes normally but that shit was ass/

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>>136977
Nah that's morelike you lmao. They went into actual communist themes aswell as existentialism and some themes from various religions. You just didnt understand it so you're having a le epic reddit meltdown. Zappas themes are le epic reddit atheism or that racism is wrong and drugs are bad for you. Which might both be true but aren't exactly rocket science either. You find it deep because you are too slow to conceptualize the larger overarching problems that cause these issues. Just because you waved your finger doesnt mean some guy in the rural Midwest is gonna actually stop saying the n word nor shooting up lol. So yeah. He has like shit that sounds deep when you are 12 but he had no deeper analysis beyond that. CAN get into the nature of life and shit. Paperhouse is ironically about self actualization.

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All you ever do is melt down and screeching retardedly lmao. Even if this were true (it isn't) that would jusy make them you if you were successful,remotely attractive as opposed to a big chungus comic book store retard who looks and smells like bubble bass,and had ever seen money or a check that your mommy hadn't given you. Maybe your just jealous?

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Maybe if they were called CAN'T,their most famous album was faggot maggot,and they sang about incel ideology and wanting to kill themselves you would enjoy it more. I know you watch Helluva Boss lol.

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>>136980
>>136981
>>136982
let me know when you talk to a girl on discord lol. you're probably too shy to even dm a girl

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>>136984
Pfft lmao ok. I lost my virginity in highschool im good bud.

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>>136984
When was the last time if ever you were employed? I can tell you are mentally retarded or something so probably never right?

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I've talked to a girl in this mysterious schizo unc space called real life. Had a girl bouncing on my dick before. Guessing that never happened for you. Redirecting it back to the topic at hand. You are too massive of a retard to have ever gained meaningful employment. Correct?

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>>136985
>>136986
>>136987
I call bullshit. I'm 50 years old dude, you don't think I know a virgin when I see one?

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>>137001
I think you are one lmao. Also thought you were 40. If you are 50 that's honestly pretty sad.

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>>137001
You're literally too retarded to work lmao. No you do not talk to women. Moving on. The Doors suck and Zappa sucks. CAN is better than literally every band you have mentioned thus sofar.

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>>137002
>>137003
Learn to read dumbfuck, I said I was 50. Fucking idiot

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>>137008
I am objectively smarter than you are ever capable of becoming. You talk in baby speak lmao. Also thats like really fucking sad tbh.

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>>137008
I would expect the average 50 year old man to be able to tell if somebody was a virgin maybe. Thats not yku though. You have like a unique lack of life experience or worldly knowledge for somebody your age. Really honestly pretty depressing. Sorry you had to exist,"bro". Hopefully your misery only goes on another ten years tops.

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>>137008
I am assuming you are a 50 year old virgin now i guess? Insanely sad. Either that or you were a virgin into your 20s or worse thirties. Thats sort of the vibe here. Definetely bellow normal though.

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>>137001
I would not be surprised if you needed help dressing yourself or using the restroom.

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Everything else aside bro i really do not think their "only" shorter more "conventionally structured" songs are "just jokes" or novelty numbers. Their most popular song (CAN) is by far Paperhouse and that one is basically a rock ballad. In a lot of ways a standard one aswell. By far not their most experimental work and by far their most popular song. Which is basically a guitar centered "heavy" number with lots of soloing and neat little guitar tricks. Like Paperhouse is probably more similar to something Santana or Lynyrd Skynyrd might release than it is to Frank Zappa. It fits into many of the core "rock ballad" tropes. Sing Swan Song i would also argue does this also as does Deadlock and Tango Whiskeyman although obviously their are "aimless autistic jaming" songs by CAN that probably view might both of those. But those are in many ways conventional rock ballads also. Those are like songs you could literally play after Burning of The Midnight Lamp and Freebird then go into paperhouse or deadlock easily. I think those are pretty guitar centric dude weed friendly ballad rock numbers with lots of focus on guitar tricks. Which are clearly the songs that CAN intended to be their "more approachable" or at least veth likely did. Maybe they were just on drugs and thought paperhouse or deadlock would sound cool too idk. But those are relatively more popular yet very far from novelty numbers. Turtles have short legs was FUCKING DOGSHIT if that is what you are referring too. But Paperhouse is nothing like that neither is deadlock. Those are morelike rock ballads with a heavy guitar focus. They might have been "experimental" in some way too i guess but those are songs you could easily put next to "Cary in My Wayward Son" or some shit on a dying rock radio station and the callers would not notice or care.

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*view mog

But yeah Sing Swan Song and Paperhouse are easily two of their most most popular songs and are not "autistic screeching" nor "aimless jaming". The "druggie" core fanbase and the art critics obviously tend towards that stuff. And I do enjoy Peeking O and Amugn tbh,but that is FAR FROM ALL CAN WERE DOING NOR KNOWN FOR. Paperhouse,Deadlock,Tango Whiskeyman,Sing Swan Song,maybe Spoon are all more "rockin" I would say.

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I will give you that "Turtles have short legs" fucking sucks and that people who say they like it are trying too hard. Which i assume knowingly or not is all you heard amd what you are referring too. Spoon,Paperhouse,Sing Swan Song,Deadlock,Tango Whiskeyman,maybe Mushroom Head are all way more guitar heavy and like "classic rock" like in a sense though. They had more variation and depth than you give them. And honestly far more than Captain Beefhesrt or Zappa were capable of. They were "pretentious" by choice but could churn out some fucking sick insturments aswell as more conventional "classic rock" sounding tunes when they wanted. They could actuslly play their instruments. Frank Zappa and Beefhesrt could not in my opinion. Obviously Lou Reed probably couldn't either but he had more of a cadence and a sense of timing and placement so it still works better than Zappa does. But CAN COULD FUCKING PLAY. THEY HAD SOME SICK RIFFS IN THERE MAN. They chose to be pretentious whereas Zappa or Beefhesrt had to be. Lou Reed was just a realy emotive personal songwriter so it doesnt matter in the same way. It works on an emotional or artistic level that Zappa didnt even comprehend existing. But so do CAN. CAN rulled. You just haven't given them enough of a chance. They were rock gods for sure. Unironically Paperhouse is like a top ten rock ballad.

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>>137056
>>137059
read the lyrics to paper house out loud and tell me it's serious. I'm pretty sure songs like that were intended to parody shitty psych rock and troll people into buying their albums, not realizing most of what they paid for is random noise. kinda funny I guess but really immature and unserious. and the stuff that they made seriously was again random noise. Can is basically what you get when you have a bunch of smug dipshits get into Stauckhausen and basically think every other form of music is stupid or unimportant, that's why they made so many joke songs parodying psych rock and funk (the two most popular genres at the time). the thing is just because your music is made jokingly that doesn't necessarily mean it's immune from criticism. Paperhouse, Sing Swan Song, Tango Whiskeyman, Deadlock, etc. are all objectively bad songs from a music theory standpoint, they use incorrect harmony and the melodies are trite at best. compare this to Zappa who made ostensible "joke" songs which were all actually very advanced and have been studied by composition majors for decades. big difference

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>>137079
Uhhhh yeah I think ive already done that lmao. You might just be fucking retarded there. I explained what I thought it was about pretty well just there. Its about self actualization.

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>>137079
>"Paperhouse, Sing Swan Song, Tango Whiskeyman, Deadlock, etc. are all objectively bad songs from a music theory standpoint, they use incorrect harmony and the melodies are trite at best. "

You are a mentally retarded redditor is kind of what I got out of this. A big chungus turbo virgin manchild who has meltdowns and bashes his head into walls.

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Genuine downie take

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>>137079
>"Zappa who made ostensible "joke" songs which were all actually very advanced and have been studied by composition majors for decades. big difference"

Big chungus bug person retard. Nobody actually listens to this on a day to day basis though lmao. They're not good. They dont work sequentially. You have fucking downs so you can't process what that means.

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>>137079
>"smug dipshits like stauckhausen"

You read and speak bellow an 8th grade level lol. You like frank zappa because you are mentally challenged and he made funny fard screeching random quirk chungus music. Simple as. You cannot handle actual classical compositions. Also Genus agrees with me lol. Enjoy your retarded screeching meltdown music though. You belong in a mental hospital.

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>"and troll people"

He doesnt realize hes describing trout mask replica. Tard Rage Spastic Screeching album that only sold because baby boomers probably made fun of him.

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Because you're too retarded to process anything long form and you were projecting lmao. It's cocomellon for reddit retards. So you enjoy Zappa because of this. He had no melodies and no structure. Its technically impressive but completely directionless and trite. Goes nowhere. It is technically impressive and nothing else. Amounting to a randomized bland mess of guitar masturbation and sound effects. Completely unlistenable. CAN had mood. Something that Zappa was not capable of. But like I said you clearly have some type of intellectual problem. Like how we both know you are an incel lol.

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Tard rage random screeching music that you like versus CAN who wrote actual songs. I like how you have to backwards artistically justify the complete lack of direction and unlistenability of the bulk of his work while also admitting most of it is middling comedy routines more than actual songs while also implicitly admitting that you were simply projecting when you said that about CAN. I hope you're pissing and shitting yourself and that your caretakers remove your internet accsess.

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>"the thing is just because your music is made jokingly that doesn't necessarily mean it's immune from criticism."

It wasn't. You just have down syndrome so you can't understand or appreciate the concepts it's commentating on. Future Days is likely le literally marxist and trying to imagine a topic future. You missed multiple levels of concept. Amugn and Peeking O are about Eastern Spirituality. I think Tango Whiskeyman and Deadlock were both done for movies. Its alright because you've already admitted you haven't actually listened to them or only barely. Listened to well over an hour of classical music now btw lol. Shot you would be too spherical needs for probably.

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>>137086
anyone can submit their interpretations to genius dude. I defer to actual music experts, not random trolls on the internet

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>"kinda funny I guess but really immature and unserious. and the stuff that they made seriously was again random noise. Can is basically what you get when you have a bunch of smug dipshits get into Stauckhausen and basically think every other form of music is stupid or unimportant, that's why they made so many joke songs parodying psych rock and funk (the two most popular genres at the time). the thing is just because your music is made jokingly that doesn't necessarily mean it's immune from criticism."


Screeching retard projecting about his shitty cum card music. Literally all frank zappa was doing or capable of doing. Bro just saying "no u" and repeating his little downie sped boy funko pop collector talking points back at me. I hope the state you live in has you castrated.

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>>137091
Ok. How's your job search going?

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Fucking tard lmao

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>>137090
yeah, I don't think so. I'm not sure if you're doing a bit or not but there is definitely not "levels of meaning" to those random nonsense lyrics dude.

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>>137091
The only people who care about frank zappa still are you and other mentally retarded people on 4chan. CAN is 1000Γ— more important over the current landscape and zappas only coherent songs were shitty comedy numbers. You belong in a mental instution and you not having killed yourself yet is an extremely sad anamoly. Time to pack it up.

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>>137096
I do think so,"dude". Youre barely even human lmao. Go piss and shit yourself and bash your head into the fucking wall. Go cry until your caretakers are ready to lick you back up again. Fucking retard.

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>>137097
what the fuck are you talking about? zappa is STUDIED IN UNIVERSITIES. fucking idiotic dipshit. you wouldn't know though because you probably dropped out of high school, fucking pathetic

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>>137099
Nah. Every I university kid ive ever met would agree with me and I live in New England so that would be many of them. Most people who listen to Frank Zappa have some type of intellectual disability like you clearly do. Its music for retarded redditors who aren't mentally capable of understanding music. It makes you feel better enough not to kill yourself. Which I garuntee your daddy and mommy would NOT be sad about.

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>>137099
None of the kids at Berkley at any show ive ever fucking been to were into frank zappa. It is predominantly a sign of being morbidly obeese,a professional gamer,and/or mentally challenged. I finished highschool. Thanks for sharing that you didn't. I can tell.

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>>137100
you're totally out of your mind bro. have you been smoking weed again? lol no wonder why you have so many cellular malfunctions. ask any professor of music and they'll at the very least tell you Zappa was the most important composer of the 20th century

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>>137102
You can stop saying bro lmao. You are an intellectually disabled "individual" who i am reluctant to even call a person. You spend your time in hobby shops and have never seen a woman naked. Can probably eat your own body weight if asked to do so. You don't shower and cannot take care of yourself. You are a pogchamp. You are at most a my guy. You are not a fucking bro.

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>>137103
the fuck are you on?

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But no the Berkley students all try to make alternative rock or some type of "pretentious" free jazz. They do not give a single fuck about Frank Zappa. Frank Zappa made music for professional gamers with severe intellectual disabilities.

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>>137104
Mentally retarded 50 year old virgin shitting himself again?

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>>137105
they all literally worship zappa dude. that's just what happens when you learn music theory, you really recognize the genius in all of his compositions and your mind opens up

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>>137107
"Sex Tape"

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>>137108
like you even know what a fucking sex tape is lmao. like you'd even have the balls to watch one. you don't even know what a good girl is

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>>137107
None of them listen to zappa. Its you and other mentally retarded people at the anime conventions.

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>>137109
You btw

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>>137111
the fuck is this kids cartoon bullshit? I only watch adult cartoons like hazbin hotel, homestar runner, and panty stocking dude. foh with this kiddie shit

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>>137112
>"What is this kids cartoon shit"

>Watches Hasbin Hotel


It's literally a meme lmao.

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>>137113
>>137114
oh yeah? you watch kids cartoons "ironically"? I'm calling bullshit on that dude. sex tape.

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>"I only watch adult cartoons like hazbin hotel, homestar runner, and panty stocking dude. foh with this kiddie shit"

Morbidly Obeese Redditor with possible intellectual disability and mood swings due to diabetus type shii

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>>137115

Damn. Cailou was very upset.

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>>137115
You want to fuck the broom lmao

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>>137117
>>137118
dude you probably couldn't even handle half of the shit that happens in hazbin hotel or helluva boss, stop trying to speak on shit you're clueless about

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>>137120
You cry like a bitch. Ohhh nOoOooO they say "fuck and shit" noOoOoOoOooaoooaooOo bro is mentally 13 at 50. Keep him away from the huzz.

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>>137120
Helluva Boss and Hazbin hotel are both unfunny retard shit for miserable losers who have never talked to a woman and have also never held down a job tbqh. Its for people who are complete failures and also bellow average mentally/conceptually.

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>>137121
>>137122
yeah… no. like I said this shit goes way over your head obviously dude. that's because you're the kind of naive person who hasn't even watched a sex tape. you ahvent even evinced the cekllular structures within the body's framework for such shows and art etc. because you're essentialya fucking child and your cellular malfunctions are only making this worse. see a cell specialist dude

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Bro is fucking 50 years old and is telling us all about an emo furry from a shitty cartoon that he wants to fuck lmao. Be fine if you kept it to yourself but jeez gotta learn yk?

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>>137123
Peepee Poopoo

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>>137123
>see a cell specialist dude

You get that Morrison also did drugs right? Like I garuntee you the doors did drugs lol.

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>>137123
Thank you,Google Ai!

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50 year old man trying to fuck a broom. Bro was patient zero for le male loneliness epidemic.

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>>137126
>>137127
>>137128
congratulations on falling for the most obvious marketing gimmick of all time

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>>137134
Lmao ok retard.

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>>137134
Nah im prettyaure he just did drugs. You can spazz out and seethe about it though. Just like how he very clearly had government ties.

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50 year old man trying to fuck a broom. Bro was patient zero for le male loneliness epidemic.

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DX9nlX4JULB/?igsh=ZnVubjA3OTRxeXNz

How you look talking about sum zappa in sum current year.

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>>137173
>>137174
>>137175
>>137176
suck my dick piece of shit

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>>137238
50 Year Old manchild gooning to Hasbin Hotel. Willing to be you've never even done your own grocery shopping. Probably a virgin yourself. I don't think you'd be able to pick up on anything ever rofl.

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I don't just think you lack the life experience to tell if somebodies a virgin. I don't even think yiu could probably hold down a job. I think you very likely have never rented yourself. So no. I don't. Tempted to po op quizz you for the lolz though. Watch you respond 6 or 7 hours later with an extremely dry wikipedia summery.

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Bro I honestly am surprised you can even type. If you're actually 50 you must have some type of dimentia.

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>>137241
>>137242
>>137243
fuck off dipshit. sex tapes were found in several Pisa hotels and the contents of the tapes included the beautiful rhythms as well as women squeezing cells which was a beautiful sight to watch. the penis is of course a cellular structure but cells are the only cells that can possess the energy needed to procure a cellular design. this is abundantly clear to anyone who's ever watched a sex tape. Zappa of course represents the "cellular focus" employed by such means in the realm of sex tapes, his music of course being the musical representation of sex tapes in addition to resembling the structures of cells. you obviously know next to nothing about cell phones so I don't expect any of this to make sense to you, but suffice to say the cells and the cell phones are antithetical to the spirit of weed consumption as well as cellular breakdown caused by reckless habits



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