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>>134284>>134283shut the fuck up you faggot
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>>134293You’re the one gooning to homestar runner, not me
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>>134295suck my fucking dick you little faggot
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>>134278 (OP)He started a new Thread because he was lying about having a gf and I called it out btw. It was the most pathetic shit imaginable.
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Big W for CAN Chad's and Chudhall Mortys.
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niggas drybeating to homestar runner in 2026
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>>134343Yeah I've been thinking the same thing lol. It's a sad one.
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>>134343>>134283not a fan of the racist language here :/
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Gang do you think Marzipan Schizotard is a 40 year old man with down syndrome?
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Nigga is that a dih with a wig on?
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Shi looks like a pinky finger with a dress on
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>>134480fuck you asshole!
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>>134574He's right you talk like a retard
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>>134767Im better than you are lol. 40 Year Old Virgin Manchild Truecel with visible retardation and no practical skills.
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>>134780So I'm right then?
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>>134969shut up you dingleberry dip fuck
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yeah that's right you piece of shit. you shut the fuck up when I tell you to. good boy
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>>135346Hey pal you better calm your shit motherfucker
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>>135375suck my fucking dick you faggot
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A cell is the only cell in the body that can produce its own energy; it is not the same as any other energy or energy used or burned by the body. Is it a cell, or is it a secretory factor that contributes to its formation? The cytoplasm contains organelles called “cells” that form the “core” structure of organisms. The brain is a structure; the result is something like an event: the actual events that occur in the cell and the molecules that the cell responds to. Because muscles cannot communicate with other muscles, they can only perform certain functions in the body.
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>>135377Do you even have a goddamn clue who the
fuck you’re messing with motherfucker ill kick your ass and make you eat the dirt faggot you better get your shit together buddy
or else â„–135533[Quote]
>>135525Cell phones are not part of a conscious or private person or thing in any particular state, and any person or person or person or person or person in any state has a particular and entirely independent lifestyle with respect to that person or group of individuals. Granted, you don’t know anything about phones or phones, or how they work in a particular environment, or how they work differently from other phones and regular phones, or other things they use in their daily lives, so you don’t know anything else they use. You're crazy to even talk about it.
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>>135544How retarded are you? Lmao. Hold on, let me reiterate what I was saying in zoomer tiktok speak so you'll understand
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>>135548Nobaldi is talking about phonos other than you nigger
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>>135548You type person or person or person or person or person
And call me retarded?
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>>135551>>135554Tell me you don't understand english without telling me you don't understand english
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Artificial respiration can cause cancer in humans, livestock, and all animals. It is not a medical emergency, nor is it a sexually transmitted infection; rather, it is a disease or disability that can cause death or disability. It can cause cancer and other diseases that can lead to death or disability, although not everyone exposed to it will have specific symptoms. Cell phones are living organisms that can cause cancer or other curable diseases, and this is almost certainly a disease that can cause other curable diseases through the use of cell phones.
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It is a fatal or disabling disease caused by pain and disability. This can lead to death or disability in cancer and other diseases. However, not everyone who has the disease shows specific symptoms. It’s a lot of fun for me. Phones are living things that cause cancer and more. How far behind is it? I’m not sure if it’s true or not, but artificial breath can actually cause cancer in humans and pets. You don’t know cell phones or cell phones.
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>>135551I am really, really happy. Phones are living bacteria that can cause cancer. Not everyone exhibits certain symptoms. With a phone, you can repeat what you say on TikTok or Zoom. You are a living organism that can cause cancer, depending on what you say. How much time do you have left? You’re right. I don’t know if that’s true or not, or if it’s something else they use daily. You’re an idiot. Nevertheless, those are the facts. There are millions of cancer cells on phones.
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A cell phone is probably an organism made up of millions of microbial cells, which are also cells of other cells – or “cells”; they are also called organelles. Cells represent the mechanisms within a cell; the fuel for these little devices is, on the one hand, carcinogenic, but on the other, it makes a cell phone work remarkably well. A very good cell. The fingers are very sensitive – they resemble a penis, similar in shape but different in size; an exhibition showing the tower rising above the Leaning Tower of Pisa. In fact, the latter was the culmination of a great city-state in the late Middle Ages that flourished in the western part of the peninsula before being completely destroyed in a contest – a fight that was equal to the endurance of a basketball team. Allen Iverson is a basketball legend; he is skilled in using mobile devices and has won world championships in cellular respiration, bacterial respiration and cytoplasm – the basic building blocks of a strong team, whether in sports or in the arts. The definition of art cannot be defined, but it has many facets, as it depends entirely on the mobile perspective. Of course, these mobile phones spontaneously produce cancer cells, but this does not pose a problem, since the disease is treatable: all you have to do is take medical opiates or alcohol to combat the organelles - the organelles circulate freely in the blood, as if they were the source of energy and movement for the mobile phones.
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A colony of ants is like a cell phone in many ways. First, the cells of the ants themselves can very easily turn into cancerous cells, so the royal ant is generally able but not capable of recognizing cellular functions different from cell phones. Another thing to consider is that the walls are made of special cells designed from heaven, like the tower of Pisa. It seems that the Leaning Tower of Pisa is made up of millions of tiny cells, and you need a cell phone to navigate the organelle-like structure. Unfortunately, there are no cells left in Italy today, which explains why Italy’s geographical location has such a strong influence on cells, which is undoubtedly due to its many World Cup wins and high number of cells. Exceptions.
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Sex tapes were found in the hotel room of the Pisa Hotel building which confirmed the connection between the two statements and the cellular activities eventually revealed in the sex tapes. Many scenes on sex tapes showing cells breathing as well as a beautiful girl squeezing cells are very interesting and exciting, while sex tapes can see and show many people suffering painful deaths. This differs from cancer development in that cell morphology as well as sexual functions underlying meiotic cell organization and development are highly and dramatically improved. Removing the headphones may be the only way to stop the cell charging but you should be careful due to the destructive power of cell phones.
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>>135598What's the matter. Did someone get offended?
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>>135600Who the hell summoned the fucking nophono demon from niggerhell???
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>>135601What the fuck are you on? Stop spazzing out
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>>135603Suck my dick you faggot
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>>135603How does it feel being too retarded to come up with a counterargument?
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>>135606That's because you're a fucking idiot who's incapable of reading past a 3rd grade level
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>>135608The fuck? Take your meds
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>>134336In this country there are no cells, the people here have never had this problem before and the cells have never suffered from respiratory illness or other symptoms. I’ve never had a virus problem here, so having him in this cell has made me sick. Plants grow cell walls and the cells that existed before we got here were bigger, so in this world, that's a big deal, the cell has to be clean, because the cytoplasm makes up the organelles and the mitochondria, this wasn't the first cell, don't think of this as "the world." So cells are cells, we’re cells inside cells, we’re just that cell, I don’t have that cell, we have cells, but we’re not cells, that’s a big deal. My cell, this cell, this cell, I think everything else we do is a cell, and then that's it.
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fucking CAN loving autists can't rebut any of my posts LMAO
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just admit YOU LOST, Can sperg. you've been entirely BTFO'd at this point and that's why you won't even show your face here anymore. it's pathetic but it would be less pathetic if you could at least admit it like a man. but you won't, LMAO
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>>135610fucking dipshit posting cartoon mustache man le funny mustachio man what the fuck is wrongwith you you fucking atuist postingyour little childrens cartttooons caracters lmao just revealing how much of a fucking autistitc kid you are lmao no wonder you love can and the velvet underground so much because that's music for autistic thomas the tank engine fans and evidently for fans of your little mustachio character too lol so fucking pathetic and stupid I bet you've never even talked to a girl let alone been friended by one on discord so you take your frustrations out on ZAPPA because he was a was more successful with women then you;;kkk ever be fucking autistic idiot
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>>135883Zappa was some mentally retarded guy who smelled like shit and probably paid for sex. You believe he did this because you are somehow even slower than he was and have never actually seen a bitch naked.
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>>135882>>135883Also I haven't posted in like a month lol. I've been working. Something you're too big of a retard to actually accomplish. I've been more focused on making money. Lmk how being a worthless sack of shit goes ig. Irdk what you were expecting with this haha. CAN wrote actually good songs. Even if zappa got laid more or whatever he did not. His music is random unlistenable garbage. Which is why only sad retards still care about him. Meanwhile actual musician are still listening to CAN. So yeah. There you go. If he wrote more actually listenable songs than I had I might respect him more. But I'm listening to his music. Im not judging his stroke game. So like I don't really know how that is even a factor. Like the music in question is not exactly sexy so why do I care? How would getting laid more help him to be better at playing early progressive and/or noise rock? Exactly. Also Lou Reed 1000% got more bitches than Zappa did. He was just a closet case so didn't really actually want them. But he definetely mogged zappa lowkey.
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>>135882You've just been talking to yourself it looks like. Also half of what you say is barely intelligible retarded screeching. Which tbf makes sense because as much poon as zappa might have supposedly slayed (skeptical) his music is also a retard having a randomized spastic meltdown. Nothing flows and non of the pieces fit. Gigachad or Not this was not a problem for CAN. They verymuch had a sense of songwriting and natural flow. So much like Frank Zappa retardedly screeching and shitting himself is irrelevant today whatever you just said doesn't really matter. If he was able to write good songs I would not have an issue. He was not so I do. Ted Nudgent was also against drugs,conservative,and probably got laid more than I do. I enjoy some of his stuff perfectly fine. But the pieces flow together. They work in context. Admit it or not Zappa was incapable of doing that. So yeah. CAN are objectively better. I also dont believe you have ever had sex tbh. You give off the energy of a wizard lol.
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>"I bet you've never even talked to a girl let alone been friended by one on discord so you take your frustrations out on ZAPPA because he was a was more successful with women then you;;kkk ever be fucking autistic idiot"
So the girl in question was morbidly obeese and retarded like you are and also lives nowhere near you? That checks out lmao. You should have left out the discord part. Either way no he was just a shitty songwriter and his insturmentals albeit impressive do not make sense or go anywhere. He is overall extremely bad. You're judt easily impressed largely because you are slow. I am also once again reminding you this is the first time I have posted in like fucking two months or some shit. So you've been arguing with yourself like a crackhead this entire time.
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>>135901>>135902>>135903>>1359041. fuck you 2. you've never even talked to a girl on discord, let alone had a girlfriend 3. your job is nothing compared to studying the great works of zappa and other masterpieces of a similar ilk 4. fuck you, piece of shit 5. zappa literally had sex tapes and cellular films which prove your theory to be false 6. fuck you 7. the velvet underground were a CIA PSYOP BAND 8. suck my dick you fucking idiot!!!
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name ONE cellular music album that you've even fucking listened to. oh wait, you can't, you're too busy "working" huh?
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>>135906Lmao. Idek how to respond to that bro. If you give me a definition of celluar music that can actually be tied to anything or if you don't then name like at least 50 to 100 artists you'd consider "celluar" and I'll tell you. But yeah,I have been working. Not everybody is a lifeless incel like how you are lol. Anyway Ted Nudgent both gets laid and is objectively openly a vondervative at most moderate and I still fuck with some songs he did. Hes against weed aswell. But yeah. Your definition if what is and isn't "celluar music" is retarded as fuck and makes no sense. Name like 100 celluar artists and ill tell you otherwise fuck off.
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>>135905I've used discord maybe once in my entire life. Ive fucked girls in real life before. Thats better than being a part of your retarded chungus discord community.
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Velvet Underground were absolutely not a cia psyop band. You're just retarded like medically so you dont get them. Zappa on the other hand had direct family ties to the government. Lou Reed was a tweaker whos parents sold used cars.
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>"your job is nothing compared to studying the great works of zappa and other masterpieces of a similar ilk"
Tard rage music. What you meant to say was "nobody who listens to Frank Zappa has a job. Because they're all spastics who can't think through basic tasks or sit still. Unlike Lou Reed who understood actual songwriting or John Cale. Also Lou Reed was gay before that was socially nor legally acceptable and Nico was genuinely in the european far right. Definetelly not a cia band. Zappa is 1000% more likely to have been cia just due to his families ties to the government.
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Celluar music doesn't even exist lol. You're just a retard who needs to feel like he had a point so he doesn't start bashing his head into the wall and shitting himself hence why you cannot define this. It is some bullshit that you made up on the spot. There you go.
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>>135905>"zappa literally had sex tapes and cellular films which prove your theory to be false"So the only reason you listen to frank zappa is your own insecurity around not getting laid which allows you to overlook that his music was a bunch of random retarded screeching. Alongside almost everything you say being basically non sentient. In other words you are fucking slow. Which makes sense because zappa spams random bullshit in your face really fast so that appeals to you alongside the epic waifu side charecters.
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Frank Zappa comes off as a guy who would have to pay for sex lol. Really doubt he actually got laid that much. He was fucking creepy tbh.
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>>135919>the most important genre of music since the 1850s doesn't exist you're so dumb lol
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>>135925Celluar music brings up a singular composition from 2019 in Google. You're the idiot here not me. You need to get a life. I listen to some classical music if thats what you mean lol. Nobody else is calling it that though.
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ThAt sHut yOu Up DiDn'T iT?
Gonna look up "Celluar Music Zappa" watch nothing show up lol.
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>>135965you do understand that not everything is gonna show up on the first page of google, right?
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>>135988This is the first four pages. Show a single other person who has ever said this
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>>135988You're not that smart. You can stop trying to do your epic ironic Deadpool one liners now. It's reddit as fuck. The burden of proof is on you anyways.
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yeah I figured you'd shut the fuck up
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>>136069>>136103You're like either a bot or so retarded such that you only have a handful of preset phrases.
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>>136069This is just bizzare and highly mentally ill. Your admiration of Frank Zappa is sad lol.
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>>136110>>136109once again, you're not refuting anything I'm saying
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>>136111All you did was melt down like the retard you actually are lol. There's nothing that would require me to do that. You're angry because you're like a 40 year old virgin with some type of mentally retardation. Hence why you think Frank Zappa is cool still. Im talking about music people actually like lol. Kind of insane you're this delusional ngl.
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>screeches like a retarded freak
>"you no debate mii!!!!!"
Yeah no shit. I can see where you and zappa overlapped haha.
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this is the funniest thread in this site what are you retards even arguing about
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>>136109>>136110>>136113>>136114>>1361151. Satan 2. You can't talk to a girl, yet you have a girlfriend 3. Your job is safe; read more from Zappa and other masterpieces 4. Satan, you bastard 5. Zappa has sex tapes and videos 6. 7. VELVET BAND: Upholding the Devil C.
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You're really angry – that's what you're doing, haha. I have no reason to be angry. You're a 40-year-old, depressed, single man who's angry. That's why you don't think Frank Zappa is cool. I'm talking about the music that people like, haha. Honestly, it's unbelievable how confused you are.
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I have had sexual intercourse with girls in real life. That is far better than being a member of the generic "Chungus Family" on Discord. Give me 100 "Cellular" admins, and I will tell you the exact opposite. In this world, there are no "Cellulars"; the people here have never faced such suffering, nor have they ever suffered from any respiratory illnesses or symptoms. The only thing is… this might have some connection to a song titled "Cellular"—and if you deny it, just say the name. However, that will satisfy you instantly, especially if you take it slow. Let me remind you that this is my first post in two months. [Here is] 50, so that he can write even better songs. No problem at all. He didn't have this before, but now I do. You are out there looking for 100 artists for "Cellular," yet you haven't even spoken to a single girl on Discord—let alone a girl you actually like. We don't have "Cellulars"—well, we *do* have "Cellulars"—but we *aren't* "Cellulars," which is just fine. My "Cellular," this "Cellular," that "Cellular"—I used to think that everything we did was "Cellular," and then, eventually, that is exactly how things turned out.
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>>136167>>136202I have slept with girls in real life. That is better than being a member of the Chugas Tribe on Discord. Give me 100 Admin Losses, and I’ll show you what the real deal is. There is no "money" in this world. The people here have no problems; they don't even struggle to breathe. "The Cage," yes, we are "trapped in a cage," and we sleep with girls in real life. That is better than being in a "cell." We don't exist, but that doesn't matter. My "cell," my "cell," this "cell," I thought it was "just a library," so that’s where it came from. Just one thing… this might have some connection to the song "Nail," and perhaps to "The Cage" as well, but if you don't believe me, just ask. They’ll tell you right away, even if your TV happens to be on. If you forget, just mention the name. But most importantly, if you type slowly, you’ll start to feel good about it soon enough. Just a reminder: this is my first post in two months. I’m 50 years old, so I can write even better songs now. No problem at all. I didn't have that before, but I do now. You’re looking for a "good person" among over a hundred musicians, yet instead of the person you’re actually looking for, you’ve never even spoken to that girl on Discord. I have no "home" anymore, yes, I have no "home" anymore, but then again, no. I didn't have one before, but I do now. You need 100 artists just to have "something like a home," and that’s fine. "The trouble with cell phones is, I never thought information related to them would spread the way it has, but that is exactly what happened."
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>>136235No you haven't actually. I can tell by how long and how aggressive this is.
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>>136202I'm white but Indian Adjacent (I am unironically germanic). Autistic though yes. But like there's no way I can believe this guy has ever seen a bitch naked. I mean like look how aggressive this response is.
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>>136235>>136234Bro you can't even explain what you mean by this. You're just babbling.
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>>136235>"I have slept with girls in real life. That is better than being a member of the Chugas Tribe on Discord. Give me 100 Admin Losses, and I’ll show you what the real deal is. There is no "money" in this world. The people here have no problems; they don't even struggle to breathe. "The Cage," yes, we are "trapped in a cage," and we sleep with girls in real life. That is better than being in a "cell." We don't exist, but that doesn't matter. My "cell," my "cell," this "cell," I thought it was "just a library," so that’s where it came from. Just one thing… this might have some connection to the song "Nail," and perhaps to "The Cage" as well, but if you don't believe me, just ask. They’ll tell you right away, even if your TV happens to be on."Meth,AI,or Intellectual Disability?
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Completely fucking unintelligible either way.
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If Celluar just means sexual I like Dancehall lol. I guess saying it that way makes you feel less like a clueless screeching retard living out an extremely imaginative fantasy? Still not a clear answer on what this means and clearly nobody else says it.
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>>136192Bro what the fuck is wrong with you? Genuinely unintelligible.
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>>136192>"1. Satan 2. You can't talk to a girl, yet you have a girlfriend 3. Your job is safe; read more from Zappa and other masterpieces 4. Satan, you bastard 5. Zappa has sex tapes and videos 6. 7. VELVET BAND: Upholding the Devil C."Can somebody use an Ai to make a version of this song where these are the lyrics? Feel like that could be a neat little in joke.
https://youtu.be/7uhbvYAth5w?si=eBv2ro19l0XUXEt9 â„–136247[Quote]
Also bro i said it was my ex haha. I said I've had girlfriends. I'm not currently dating. My last major situation left me broke tbh. That's why im on here bickering with you. I appreciate that you think my job is safe but I'm still too broke to like be lit doing much. Im just working and then also chilling at home smoking weed tbh. I think when my next check clears I will get my guitar fixed.
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>>136247>>136245>>136244>>136243>>136241>>136238Fuck off dipshit. “The Cage,” yes, it feels like we’re in a “cage.” Oh “Cellular” admins, I’m here to tell you the opposite. No one in this world ever thought of it as “just a library,” and that’s where it was born. The only organization she thought of was “just a library,” and that’s where she came from. For one thing… it might have something to do with the song “Nail”; And maybe even to “The Cage,” those relationships give you instant gratification, especially when you take the time to figure it out. Reminder: this is my first post in two months. [This], “50,” is, oh “Cellular,” I’ve spent personal time with women in the real world. It’s so much better than being a member of the “Churgas Tribe” on Discord. Give me a chance. That’s what I need right now. You can find the “good guy” in a crowd of over a million musicians, but… I never imagined that this would happen with cell phones: information that is linked to them. But, in real life, you get a kind of intimacy with women. It’s better than finding someone you’re really looking for, even if you’re not talking to the girl on Discord. I don't have a "home" anymore; yes, I don't have a "home". But, after thinking about it, I felt. No, that's not quite true. Maybe I didn’t have a house before, but now I do. We wanted a "100," but more importantly… give me that "100." No one expected it to take off like this. But, that’s exactly what happened. "100." There are no "cell phones" in this world. The people who live here are the "administrators." If you don't mind, say their name out loud. However, I accept my "loss," and now, I'm going to show you what it really is. There is no such thing as "money" in this world. People here don’t suffer. They experience no difficulty even with the simple act of breathing. The inhabitants of this place have never experienced such trouble. They never suffered from respiratory illness or symptoms. All of that remains… and this may have something to do with the song "Cellular"; If you meditate with a calm and steady mind, you will soon begin to feel a sense of peace. I remind you again: this is my first post in the last two months. I am now 50 years old. So, I can now compose better music. No complications. I didn’t feel that before, but now I do. In a group of over a million musicians, we are looking for the "good guys". And then, not the people you're really looking for, you make connections with various other artists in the hopes of finding a "place like home". At that time, you didn't mind being put in a "room". We… don’t really exist, but that doesn’t matter. "My room," "my room," this "room" could make a lot of amazing songs out of here. No problem. I didn’t have that flexibility before; but now. We researched hundreds of artists for “Cellular,” but we hadn’t spoken to one girl on Discord yet.
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^samefag
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>>136257There is no way you are 50. I refuse to believe this. You're probably like 15 and at oldest a little younger than I am right now. Sad if true ngl.
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>>136274>when you have no counter argumentlol pathetic
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>>136295There was no argument. Seems like you might not understand what an argument is tbqh. Just extremely sad if true.
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>>136295Why are you 50 and still this much of a skibbidi ohio? You don't think that is a little bit sad?
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You're not aware it is for the same reasons you still listen to frank zappa and watch homestar runner maybe even.
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>>136299>>136298>>136297After thinking for a moment, I listened to it. No, that’s not true. I might have been homeless once, but I’ve moved past that now. You want their screams to be painless, or perhaps symptom-free. It’s still the same… and maybe there’s some connection there… You’re just under a bit of mental stress, that’s all. Hahaha. I have no reason to be angry. You’re 40, you’re miserable, and you’re alone. I don’t have a "home" anymore. Yes, I truly don’t have a "home" anymore. Batman would have gotten angry. 100. But more importantly… give me a 100. Nobody cares. Yet, it happened. So, if you give me a red dot, I’ll tell you the truth. In this world, there is no "money." The people here don’t suffer. That means a good night’s sleep is actually a bad thing. Nothing moves, and nothing ever goes wrong. 100. In this world, there is no "HP." The people here are "leaders." If you’re a "leader," then why do you find Frank Zappa so amusing? I’m talking about people’s favorite songs. Haha. We are so miserable that we cannot tolerate injustice. Our users just don’t care enough. Can you tell us a joke where a cell phone is loudly calling out your name? However, I admit that I am "bad"; people here never get that lucky. And that song, "Cellular": Brother, Brother.
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>>136313Idk man. I sort of gave up fighting it after a while.
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>>136310Get a job to prove how conservative and high iq you are!
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>>136315>>136333>>136313No more "cells." After all, Batman looks his best when he’s angry. We are talking about the one thing people in this world love most: "money." People spend their time on Discord discussing songs, specifically, "Cage." Hahaha. We are the "managers." If you don't mind, say their names out loud. Anyway, I admit my "failure." And now, I will show you what is real. There is nothing more terrifying than being trapped in a "cell." We have no existence, yet those who have gone through this experience know that the people here are the "leaders." If you truly are "leaders," then why would you give Frank Zappa a perfect score, 100 out of 100? No one here needs to suffer. Whether I, or rather, *they* have had sexual experiences or not makes no difference. While confined in my "cell," I face no difficulty even in performing the simplest of tasks, such as breathing. The inhabitants here, this "cell," that "cell," everything. I used to think that every action of ours was "cellular." But then I discovered that the locals here have absolutely no sexual experience with women in real life. This life is better than being just another member of the ordinary "Chungas family." Anyway, doesn't the whole thing seem amusing? Perhaps it has something to do with the song "Cage." If you meditate on it, you will see that amidst this extreme suffering, there is something present that isn't actually there… Yes, we are "caged," yet in real life, we are actually having sex with women. That is my reality. Ultimately, the situation becomes complicated in this way. They never suffer from any respiratory illnesses or symptoms of any kind. All of that still exists… along with this "100." But the most important thing is… give me that.
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>>136345>"No more "cells." After all, Batman looks his best when he’s angry. We are talking about the one thing people in this world love most: "money." People spend their time on Discord discussing songs, specifically, "Cage." Hahaha. We are the "managers." If you don't mind, say their names out loud. Anyway, I admit my "failure." And now, I will show you what is real. There is nothing more terrifying than being trapped in a "cell." We have no existence, yet those who have gone through this experience know that the people here are the "leaders." If you truly are "leaders," then why would you give Frank Zappa a perfect score, 100 out of 100? No one here needs to suffer. Whether I, or rather, *they* have had sexual experiences or not makes no difference. While confined in my "cell,""Crackhead shit
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>>136369do you even understand what the fuck I'm saying or are you too braindead from smoking weed to get it?
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didn't think so
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>4 days later
>no response
so at this point we're all aware that he folded, right?
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>>136514>>136370>>136512>>136573I've been working lmao. Maybe the issue is more you being too retarded to find a job no? But no you simply spazzed and started muttering random crap. I don't have to give a real answer for that lol. Get a fucking job.
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>>136573There's no argument it's all spastic screeching that amounts to Frank Sappa was kind of weird and probably smelled bad but you find it impressive because you have literally never been laid so you tolerate his randomized shittyness.
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>le celluar=im fourty and I just learned what sex was because im intellectually disabled
Lol
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>>136626>>136627>>136628The easiest way to avoid getting hit by your phone is to take your headphones off, but you should be aware that your phone can damage its power supply. I don't have a phone. We have phones, but we're not phones - that makes a big difference. My phone, this phone, this phone… I think we'll announce something in two months. The idiot here is *you*, not me. You need to live. I listen to old music, if that's what you think - lol. But no one said that. So, yeah. That's it. If *he* wrote your beautiful, emotional song "Cellular" - if you've never spoken to a single woman on Discord (let alone a real one)… then your job is safe. In the meantime, look at other things - like marijuana. But still. Your definition of what is or is not "cellular music" is arbitrary and meaningless. Name a song that sounds better than what I say, and maybe I'll respect it more. But I hear some music. Don't put it in the "world." So: cells are cells; We represent an evolutionary phase in which the structure of cells - and the sexual functions that support the organization and development of living cells - have become more refined and visible. What I do *is* a cell and it is - 50; just this one cell. Many of the scenes in sex scenes, whether it's about breathing cells or beautiful girls licking cells, are exciting and thrilling. But there are sex videos to watch - and to show - that many people die in pain. This is different from the cancer that helped him write his best songs. No problem. You didn't have one before, but now I do. You spend all your time looking for 100 singers… you're not as smart as you think you are. You can stop looking for ways to do it.
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Sextapes were found in a hotel room in Pisa. I didn't have any before, but now I do. It takes 100 artists to create "something a little like home," and that’s just fine. "The problem with mobile phones is that I never imagined the information surrounding them would become so widespread but it has." Sextapes can contain recordings and a beautiful woman filming them, which is very interesting and exciting. Cytoplasm contains cells, which form the "basis" of organisms. The brain is a construct. I’m better than you; you’re a girl. Hahaha. We are the "bosses." If you don't mind, say so and emphasize that many people have died horrible deaths. This stands in contrast to the progression of cancer in terms of cellular morphology and chromosome formation, thereby confirming the relationship between these two concepts and the cellular functions subsequently revealed within the chromosomal cassettes. Most of the sex scenes are their own, lol. People in their forties are saying it out loud. Anyway, I admit my "failure." Neuronal activity and development are increasing significantly.
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>>136631>>136630Right so you're sort of a retard like I said lmao. Meaningless rhetorical statements. CAN are better because they could songwrite or their songs at least had pacing and structure and zappa did not. Good talk.
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>>136630>"But still. Your definition of what is or is not "cellular music" is arbitrary and meaningless. Name a song that sounds better than what I say, and maybe I'll respect it more. But I hear some music."Nobody has a definition of it other than you because it doesnt exist. Just you screeching spaastically about nothing tbqh. Largely because you don't actually have a point to make.
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Sex tapes were discovered in various hotels across the country; Frank Zappa’s music plays a central role in them acting as a kind of demonic force that feeds upon physical needs a real force, to be precise, also comprised of cells. The ladies dine in rooms featuring a delicious and enticing menu and furthermore they softly touched cells in a way that was very beautiful and I enjoyed it. That was what Frank Zappa meant to me.
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>>136635>>136636You're a fucking moron dude
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>>136644>"Sex tapes were found in a hotel room"Nah thats you haha. Little blathering retard.
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>>136637It doesn't exist lol. Just another way for you to spazz out and have your little meltdowns. Zappa is shit. I appreciate the in depth analysis of another mans sex life thank you. Moving on
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>>136659prove me wrong then you dickwaffle
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>>136663Retarded screeching with nonsensical metrics that you cannot defend or explain lol. I don't need too. Go fill out a fucking job application. Assuming you are able to do that!
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>>136691prove that sex tapes haven't been found in literally hundreds of different hotel rooms. prove that weed doesn't break down cellular membranes. prove that heroin isn't an essential facet of cellular therapy. prove literally anything I said wrong if it's all just "retartrted screeccheing with nonesenesicical metricks"
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>>136697I never claimed that sex tapes hadn't been found in hundreds of different hotel rooms. You have that as a retarded little fixation because you have never had sex and are emotionally and likely intellectually stunted so you never really fully reached adulthood. You have the mentality of a 13 year old boy. But regardless that was just the conversation you were having in your head.
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>>136697>"prove that weed doesn't break down cellular membranes. prove that heroin isn't an essential facet of cellular therapy."What does that have to do with music other than you being mentally disabled and throwing a fit essentially? I don't need to because it is irrelevant. Tard rage Screeching about nothing lmao. Doesn't have a connection to the quality of said music. Might be true irdfk but completely void and null to the topic at hand.
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Zappa sucks because he was a spazzy angry retard type guy who just made loud noises and parted basically. You like it because you are stupid. There you go.
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*farted
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Like yeah I never claimed that smoking marijuana was good for me though. I might have claimed zappa got no bitches but thats not really my reason for hating his music. It just sounds like shit. Sorry.
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>>136701so you can't prove me wrong but you'll still insist that what I'm saying is le nonsensical whatever. pretty dumb of you. you know everyone can see it when you do obvious cop outs like this right?
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>>136701I know this is triggering for you, but like I said there are hundreds of examples you can look up of sex tapes being found inside of hotel rooms. you've utterly failed to prove me wrong and there are thousands of people reading this thread right now who can clearly see how much of a fucking moron you are
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yeah that's right. back down you fucking pussy. preferably you'd just admit outright that you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, that you can't prove anything I've said about sextapes or heroin wrong, and that you're literally on the verge of total cellular failure right now. but your silence will do just fine as a concession
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might as well do another victory lap lol. you ARE experiencing cell failure. you HAVEN'T ever watched a sex tape. you DON'T know what a good girl is. you NEED cellular therapy ASAP. you ARE too stupid to understand the lyrical themes of Zappa. you ARE too stupid to understand the lyrical themes of The Doors. you COULDN'T name a single significant work of art that you like and actually understand, because the only shit you like is random noise autistic screeching like Stauckhaussen
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>>136708>>136712>>136744>>136760This isnt an argument this is more of you screeching like a downie lmao. Zappa is for people in a permanent state of petulant tard rage and thats why it doesn't need any melody or structure ig. He didn't need drugs to have weak cells since he probably already had extra chromosomes. Also notice how you didnt explain how The Velvet Underground were tied to the cia. Thats because they weren't you were just having your little caliou big boy meltdown and saying random shit.
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>>136760I've seen homeless tweakers bash their heads into the wall,cry,and touch themselves on public transit. Also seen them scream retardedly in a way that made absolutely zero sense. So I understood that and Zappa is basically the same thing lmao. Hope that clears things up. You can't explain it because the real answer is that it's le supreme gentleman manchild reddit shit. Entirely performative interest where the music is carried by your probably very well justified sexual insecurity.
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>>136760>autistic screeching like stauckhausen Literally nothing zappa did has any structure or melody unless it's a "parody" of something by somebody else lol. He was literally incapable of not interrupting it. CAN had beautiful melodies. Only works when you cheery pick. It's tard music for virgins with rage. It's like if you unironically listened to Chris Chan and the hedgehog boys.
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*cherry
Anyway be free to have another meltdown. Whatever keeps you going lol.
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>>136796>>136793>>136797>>136801why do critics praise zappa then? and why do they hate the bullshit that you call "music"? seriously, how do you explain this shit? is it some giant conspiracy or something? or does the music you like just objectively fucking suck? sex tape.
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>>136806Critics dont. It's morbidly obeese men with visible intellectual disabilities praising him mostly lmao,i.e. people like you. "The Critics" agree that CAN and The VU are better. Its angry retarded men screeching about how they dont get laid and knocking over gamestop display tables. So you. You're not even capable of critical thinking so not sure what you're exactly a "critic" of. Also Redditors. Probably a big crossover with the cuckold community and may the 4th unironically lmao.
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>>136806Every critic ive ever read agrees that his music was shit and he was a le random accsess novelty act on par with Chris Chan lmao. You're assuming things that make you feel better about your existence.
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>>136808>>136809what the fuck are you talking about? zappa is universally heralded as the most important rock musician of the 20th century. just look at his fucking wikipedia and you'll see the critical praise he's been showered with.
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>>136810Nah just tards like you. Everybody else recognizes it as randomized big chungus music. Its cocomellon for intellectually disabled men over thirty.
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Funny random le proto hyperpop noises+autistic screeching because women won't have sex with you=,frank zappa lmao. The modern critics saying this are either other obese retards on discord or entirely imagined. Thats why your so obsessed with the concept of "sex tapes" aswell. You're a downie so you mistake this as something that will make people think you've ever had sex. Actually projects outward the exact opposite letting me know you're a "truecel".
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No critics actually said this lmao. You dont know anything about classical music so you assume things zappa stole from actual composers he created when he didn't probably. Problem solved.
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>>136810Nobody else heralds him as this. Just you and other morbidly obeese retarded guys on 4chan. Nobody else even remembers he existed.
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>>136806>"why do critics praise zappa then? and why do they hate the bullshit that you call "music"? seriously, how do you explain this shit? is it some giant conspiracy or something? or does the music you like just objectively fucking suck? sex tape."I mean CAN had actual melody and pacing and Zaooa did not. You're mentally retarded so you cannot tell. Thats ptrttymuch what it is. CAN could do actual songwriting Frank Zaopa could not. Virtually all modern consensus views Frank Zappa as a novelty act with little to no lasting nor musical value and places Hanson and Carlson or The Moody Blues as "creating" the prog rock genre. But having a spastic meltdown where you screeching randomly and try and fail to convince everybody else you've had sex unsuccessfully is certainly the "zappaesque thing" to do lol. All the actual critics place Zappa as novelty slop for intellectually disabled redsitors and krautrock as the true starting point for everything that came after.
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>>136815the critics disagree, and these are people who literealyl DEDICATED THEIR LVIES To studying music dude. they know more than you or any other burnout stoner about music, I think I know whose opinion I'm trusting. fuck off with your random noise hippy slop
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>>136817>>136816Tard rage response with wikipedia as your source lol. I have to go back to work. Uncle Meat is a randomized dogshit retard screeching novelty sound effect album. You think you enjoy it because other people told you too specifically some other people with i imagine a similar type of intellectual disability as whatever caused you to act like this. It goes alongside being mentally disabled and browsing reddit. You're mentally slow and kind of a loser then. There's your "source" and "critics" lmao. Porn addiction like you have since yku actually cannot get laid likely legally either causes brain damage moreso.
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>>136815how come none of the "actual critics" you speak of are cited here
>>136816 ? oh wait, all of the actual critics actually love Zappa and recognize his genius and importance, probably because they actually understand music and aren't just braindead weed smokers
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>>136817The critics do not. You can keep tarding out and having a meltdown though. Modern critics over credit krautrock if anything and treat zappa correctly as a novelty act.
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>>136820where are the critics you speak of? every critic I can find practically worships zappa and is lukewarm at best towards shit like can
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>>136819I mean you're literally intellectually impaired based on all indicators so touche I guess. Why not you go piss yourself and bash your head into the wall a little?
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>>136822nice ad hom, lil bro can't cope with the fact that he's objectively been proven wrong lmao. sex tape.
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>>136821You can't even name said supposed critics lmao. Vice and Noisey both put TVU and most of the major Krautrock Bands in high regard same with pitchfork. Never seen a modern critic treat zappa as anything more than a novelty act for mentally disabled man babies such as yourself.
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>>136823>"lil bro"No you are just mentally retarded lol. You talk like a downie. I garuntee there is something wrong with you and that your opinion is literally anything will never be valid.
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>>136824https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/frank-zappa-jazz-from-hell/pitchfork gave him an 8 and that wasn't even for one of his classic albums, jazz from hell isn't even in the average zappa fan's top ten zappa albums and it's still getting praise heaped on it
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>>136826Ok bro. You got one outlier lol. Anyway I got to go back to work. When you find anything zappa did that had a natural sense of melody,pacing,or structure get back to me.
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>>136827>When you find anything zappa did that had a natural sense of melody,pacing,or structure get back to metry 90% of his discography
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>>13682890% of his discography is randomized retarded screeching lmao. Uncle Mest certainly has none of these things. You just dont have an ear for music and are trying desperately to sound cool or smart. The truth is I simply enjoy CAN more. I dont think any "objective" measures would change that. They connect with me more emotionally. I can totally see they are not for everyone. I am part german and I grew up knowing who they were alongside Nico. So for me they will always be the true "most critically acclaimed rock band of all time". I find Zappas work to be immature,directionless,and whiout a clearly defined goal nor cadence most of the time. CAN are no matter what else extremely goal oriented and concrete. They have impact to them. Maybe not everything always needs that maybe there is a place for nuance. But you FEEL KRAUTROCK IN YOUR BONES in a way you dont frank zappa. Less natural appeal or resonance to it.
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>>13682890% of his discography is totally incapable of this. His most coherent song (inca roads) trips over itself in order to interupt the melody. You are just insecure and pretending to like it because you think it will make you sound smart. CAN made music you feel. They made art which truly resonates. Zappa made novelty songs.
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Been listening to Silberbart more today tho overall.
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You're a massive retarded bug person going off some reddit definition nobody else would recognize as a "melody" in all likelihood. Sing Swan Song or Paperhouse those are ACTUAL MELODIES. those are songs that sing haha. They bleed. Same goes for Amon Duul ii. Faust id variable but I like them. Neu! Is also way stronger in terms of songwriting than Zappa ever was. He was at absolute most "important for the time" but completely irrelevant today.
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>>136831have you even listened to uncle meat? I imagine a double album is something you'd have trouble with given your tiktok fried attention span lol, probably why you don't like trout mask repelica either. but yeah seems like you haven't listened to it and have no clue what you're talking about
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>>136835Yes I have lmao. Its random noise and you're a fucking retard as well as preformativd for trying to pretend otherwise. Have you actually listened to Paris Live 1973 by CAN?
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>>>136831 (You)
>"have you even listened to uncle meat? I imagine a double album is something you'd have trouble with given your tiktok fried attention span lol, probably why you don't like trout mask repelica either. but yeah seems like you haven't listened to it and have no clue what you're talking about"
Trout Mask Replica also lacked structure melody or cadence lmao. You're mentally challenged so you dont process what those things mean ig. But nah idek. I didnt realize it was a double until you mentioned it ig. CAN has some pretty long songs though. Like Whole People Quelling is over 30 minutes and that is a singular piece so yeah.
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No it was like a tard randomly screeching and banging his head into the wall lmao. Kindness like you are doing now tbqh. Not really much melody there. I do like some dishonest music but it still needs placement and pacing. Those things are avoidable and TMR and Uncle Meat lack them heavily. I listened to both im prettysure. Unlike Zappa I was probably in fact stoned so simply did not realize how long either were. But no I Listened to them. I like Naang Naang though prettysure the 78 compilation is a double lp or at least pretty close to one. Over an hour.
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>>136837fuck off, it's one of the most carefully composed albums ever made. every second has loads of thought put into it, unlike the aimless jamming of Can and TVU
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>>136835There is literally no melody or structure there. Yeah I did. Although I will admit I had no idea how long it was until you mentioned it. Honestly a hard listen and not in a daring or avant gaurde or engaging or likely even intneuinwk way. Shit was bad. Still think TVU and CAN were just inherently better ngl. I also liked Belima mu Zambia by The Machine Gunners. I think that might have been a double lp aswell. I like some of wheels of fire but mostly the acid or psych rock tracks and less the blues rock filler I love Cream but the more "roots rock" tracks are as Liberel as it is to say in fact a lot more cardboard sounding than the more straight forward psych rock ones. Im trying to think if there are any other bands I like who did double lps. Im not sure. I know 1969:The Velvet Underground with Lou Reed Live is a Double LP. I do like some rather long songs though.
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>>136842just admit it dude, you have to listen to double albums in parts because you can't handle long form content lol
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>>136835In terms of albums I am pretty sure are double eps or double lps i could listen to front to back though the 1978 Naang Naag Compilation,1969:The Velvet Underground Live with Lou Reed,and The Mschine Gunners "Belima mu Zambia". I like wheels of fire but most just the acid rock tracks on the first disk not as much the live blues jams. I like some bands who do longer jams obviously but the psych rock stuff by cream is simply better written and substantially more interesting. But yeah those three for sure are double lps or eps I can listen to from start to finish. Belima Mu Zambia is high kirk not really available in another format anywhere so you sort of have too lol.
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>>136843You keep jumping to different things for me to "admit" I noticed. Im assuming this is a symptom of you being intellectually challenged.
But no though my fsvorite vu album is a posthumerous live album from the 70s that was a double album and im also pretty sure you can only really find The Machine Gunners online for the most part as their singular full double album.
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>>136843This is something I said to you earlier isnt it? No Zappa is just random and chungus lol. You talk like a downie. Whole People Quelling is like 35 or 40 minutes long and I listen to that fairly regularly. Not an album really although later released on one but it was from a live set that they did. I do genuinely love Belima mu Zambia though. Not sure if I spelled that right but the one and only machine gunners album.
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Nevermind Belima Mu Zambia is 40 minutes. I thought it was 60 for some reason. 1969:The Velvet Underground Live with Lou Reed is definetely a double album though.
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Just checked and Magma Live from 1975 is 75 or so minutes long. Is that probably a double album? Honestly dont think of music in funko pop big chungus terms like you do so im not sure.
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Magma Live/HhaĂŻ and 1969:The Velvet Underground Live with Lou Reed are both doubles I checked. I did have to check i will admit though. Wheels of Fire is a Double too but there are absolutely just like 6 tracks I like on that or some shit and nothing else so im not counting that but I enjoyed that one aswell. Not as good front to back though. Cream was good but they always had a filler problem.
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Fucking I'll get back to you tbh. I know for sure those two are doubles though. I think Electric Ladyland by Hendrix might also be a double lp. Also sexual themes on there obviously. Maybe not explicitly but pretty obvious ones. So about three that I am currently aware of. And then the rest I would probably have to fact check. I like a couple tracks off of Unlimited Edition aswell but nuch moreso the damo era ones so we wont count that either. Not sure why I thought Balima Mu Zambia was a double album. Wishful thinking ig.
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>>136844>>136845>>136847>>136848>>136849>>136850>>136851we both know you listen to these in like bite sized pieces dude. honestly I'm mostly impressed that you can handle songs longer than 2 minutes since you're on tiktok all day. lol
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>>136855Yeah ok lmao. Enjoy being a little tard ig. My weed came so I don't really give a fuck. Prettysure Electric Ladyland and 1969:The Velvet Underground Live with Lou Reed are double albums bro. Listened to both of those multiple times.
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>>136855You're not a dude. Your an insecure turbo virgin tard chungus who doesn't go outside. I am a dude. You are a pogchamp. Also no i don't least not Naang Naang.
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>>136859you don't have enough of an attention span to even comprehend the basics of cell theory. no way you can handle a double album in one sitting lol
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>>136855>"I'm mostly impressed that you can handle songs longer than 2 minutes since you're on tiktok all day. lol"You listen to retarded screeching and funny sound effect noises which you are too conceptually retarded to differentiate from music. Literally all that Zappa or Beefheart did lmao. I appreciate that you stopped pretending there was any melody or pacing there though. Or I guess maybe you just just now figured out what that means. Either or ig.
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Zappa and Beefheart made le funny fart noise albums for shut in retards who base there understanding of the world on anime and can't work or have sex lmao. Literally downie "music". On par with Hyperpop or Dempa or something just for baby boomers. You have never listened to a sound that was over 8 minutes long probably. Or if you did it was some random ahh ahh skibbidi toilet shit by zappa that amounted to nothing beyond a novelty.
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I mean I wouldn't really need to pay money to see a retard bash his head into the wall and piss himself anymore anyways muchless listen to it for an hour and a half lol. Literally randomized tard rage screeching slop that is just barely music. You probably listen to vtubers aswell lol. You're mentally retarded. Unironically most likely explanation as to why you can't tell nobody prior to retarded chungus discord mods like you actually took this shit seriously. CAN had structure and melody for days. What they made was true art.
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Captain Beefheart is for mentally retarded people to feel included in wider culture and then none of them actually enjoy it. Its a crutch for gimps lol. I like Electric Ladyland. Hendrix wrote actual music. You can listen to it from beginning to end without forcing yourself to. Because it is actually good unlike TMR.
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>>136862you can't even differentiate between a cell and an organelle dude. don't come to me saying shit like that.
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>>136861You tarding out and screeching and bashing your head into the wall because you're a low functioning mental patient is not something I need to seriously engage. Its just more proof that you're a sad little defective bug man. Which is why you can't really understand or fully appreciate music probably. You're a weird uptight retard who talks in sentence fragments and constantly sounds like hes about to break down and start crying. That's why you feel the need to pretend to enjoy TMR. You know on some level that you are fucking slow. So your idea of "depth" is just random quirky skibbidi chungus noise. You cannot handle CAN because it has actual structure. Anyway Whole People Quelling is a 35 minute long song. I get thats not a double album but for a singular song thats fairly long.
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>>136869Im not watching your retarded little special interest video sorry. I don't want to see your anime figurine collection either lmao.
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Half these people genuinely seem like the types you would see at a hobby shop. Genetic dead ends. Not sure which one the "critic" is? Yes you and other retarded emotionally disturbed man children on reddit do enjoy it quite a bit. That's not what I consider to be "critics" lmao.
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>>136870>>136871>>136873FUCK OFF PICEECE OF SUFFUCKING SHIT!!!! FUCKING STUPID BASTARAD you don't even know about FUCKING SCELLSA you fucking dispshit!!!!!! read a fucking book jesus christ
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>>136876Having another spastic meltdown kind of just proved my point lmao. You are indeed the type of low functioning jobless sexless lifeless retard who pretends to like thid type of stuff for attention. You can't appreciate CAN or The VU because they're above yku intellectually.
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>>136876You watch Hasbin Hotel lol. You like downie chungus media made for le quirky epin nerd spaces like hobby shops. Whereas CAN is like actual art meant to invoke something. Zappa and Beefhearts main end goal was probably always to sell rare funko pops to retarded manchildren such as yourself. Which I guess is why all they ever made is barely musical random le quirk trout pog uncle chungus meat messes with tons of random quirk and le ebin side quests but not a whole lot of structure or resonance or pacing or emotional impact. Seem smart to guys like you and then you can feel like other people finally see you as smart even though I garuntee they don't. But you and the other tards at the homestuck convention obviously can glomp over it.
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BELLA GURU IS LE EVIL BECAUSE WOMAN NO HAVE SEX WITH ME
REEEEEEEEEEE
SKIBBIDI POO POO PEE PEE
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>>136878can and tvu aren't above me, they're beneath me. anyone who knows the most basic amount of music theory could tell you how primitive and simplistic those bands are. that's why the critics can only appreciate them for being "important" (i.e. for the "role" they played in the history of music rather than the music itself). meanwhile they all fawn over zappa, giving high scores to even his less significant works.
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*bashes random notes like a massive fucking retard*
*the notes proceed to not work in context or have any real impact because they're all sort of just smashed together at random with no overarching thekes or structure*
Yep,it's Sonic The Hedgehog Mask Replica Tiem!
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>>136881You can't explain how or why lmao. You're just mimicking shit you heard somebody smarter than you say.
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You listen to Retarded ahh sped music that amounts to funny screaming. Sorry I don't humor you like your mom does lol.
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>>136881You're literally too retarded to function in society lmao. That's why Captain Beefheart is just perfect for you. You're probably reading "the cow says moo" or something.
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>>136883what's there to explain? how does one articulate the lack of complexity aside from saying "this lacks complexity"? if you were to describe a totally empty space to someone, would saying "it's empty" not suffice? would you need to list every single thing that is *not* found in that space? I don't think so
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They are in fsct above you. You cannot actually handle long form content and are wildly projecting. The Velvet Underground were like neo minimalist bullshit so fair there but CAN were pretty complex they just didnt use odd time signatures thst much. But a lot of classical influenced stuff. Intense yet heavily varied and nuanced. Extremely emotive. Extremely human. Michael Kraoli was a god amongst men. Crazy guitar sound he had.
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>>136887I MEAN CAN IS PRETTY COMPLEX LMAO. But its fine you never actually listened to them. The superficial complexity of Trout Mask Reolica is designed for retarded freaks such as yourself and nobody else. It fails to land musically. The Velvet Underground are streamlined. They flow perfectly above all else which is why they had such a huge impact. They basically "condensed" rock music in a sense.
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I cant tell if you're a 40 year old virgin or the world's angriest 12 year old lmao. I can see why TMR resonated with you I'll say that. Want me to put some Faggot Maggot by CAN'T on instead?
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*you click on Faggot Maggot*
*redirects you back to Trout Mask Replica*
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Have you ever listened to a 35 minute song at all? Lmao. I bet the longest thing on tard cage chungus is like 4 minutes long.
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Longest song is less than 5 minutes half the songs are like under 2 minutes because they knew the audiance would be other mentally challenged people like the le quirky fedora man and his morbidly obeese band themselves. There is not even a single Beefheart Song as long as Peaking O is I bet.
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>>136896fuck off, I've listened to plenty of extended pieces by Zappa, as well as classical music, video game soundtracks, and metaphysical pieces of cellular music. I've also literally watched every homestar runner cartoon, hazbin hotel episode, amazing digital circus episode, and that's not even to mention the 4 hour long sextapes I own. in other words, you're clueless
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>>136899Only song he did longer than ten minutes still not as long as some can jams lmao.
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>>136899Also no way am I listening to this lol. I prefer bands who can actually play.
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Only 2 songs over ten and three songs over five lol. You were projecting. Anybody can pick an outlier if they want too.
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>>136898Name a classical composer who isn't stravinsky,Richard wagner,Starkovski,Bach,Bathethoen,and also never did anything for a videogame lmao. Almost garuntee you have heard less classical than I have. Yku probably only know basic sigma male shit and have only heard three minute clips.
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Guy who doesn't even know who Joseph Haydn is pretending to like "Classical" for brownie points for other manchild retards. Meanwhile it's all either videogame osts or shit to put kids to sleep.
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>>136898>"metaphysical pieces of cellular music"We already established that this was only a thing in your heckin epic headcannon and results from you being mentally retarded.
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>>136898>"I've also literally watched every homestar runner cartoon, hazbin hotel episode, amazing digital circus episode, and that's not even to mention the 4 hour long sextapes I own. in other words, you're clueless"So you're a sad friendless retard with no emotional control who will probably end up killing himself? I dont think that makes me clueless lmao. Chungus Guru and The Skibbidi Toilet Adventures has to be my favorite zappa song.
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I feel like theres probably a pretty strong co relationship about you thinking that owning many sex tapes is cool as opposed to sad and creepy and the hasbin hotel with the being a retarded enough inbred to enjoy tmr though. Gotta be something genetic there. We all know you've never had sex btw. You broadcast it very very obviously.
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>>136911except sex tapes were found in several las vegas hotels dumb fuck
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that shut you the fuck up didn't it? lmao
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>>136913>>136927Not really no i just had to work because im not mentally retarded and living in some sort of group home like you happen to be. There's 1000 other people who the same could probably be said for. Nobody fucking cares. His music sounded like shit. Why not you hop off his dick? I guess since you'll never have sex yourself that probably sounds substantially cooler to you than it does to me. Zappas music was basically a form of public masterbation more than it was a form of music anyways so makes sense I guess.
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>>136913Bizzare nonsequitir that makes sense to you because you are substantially mentally delayed ngl. I assumed you meant zappas "sex tapes" not just generalized lmao. You're gonna die alone for sure.
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>>136913>>136927I'm not trying to fuck Frank Zappa so not relevant. Not trying to live vicariously through him like you are either. CAN made actually listenable music that wasn't randomized spastic screeching and funny fart noises. Music i can actually listen to while working. You are just sort of slow so it makes more sense to you in your little sigma male "headcannon" than it actually does in practice.
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>>136942The sex scenes were horrible - I loved dreaming of my parents as friends; they are so beautiful. I just wanted to have fun with them hanging out with each other. I love you both and it’s nice to see you both having fun and spending time together. They love those sex scenes - but listen, you can be friends forever. But now I have a problem: just because I am a cell - and I work a lot with cells and cell walls. It’s really just making pathways for the cells, but that’s a big deal. Cells are so strange - so weird and strange. But somehow, I liked it; it didn’t seem like a problem at all. Very interesting - very nice, more than anything.
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>>136955Disturbing! Yiu might belong in a mental hospital.
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Just doing my last bit for work lol. Lmk how your life goes ig.
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>>136956>>136957fuck off dipshit. either respond to my arguments or GTFO. remind me, you're the guy who got filtered by The Doors right? lmao
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>>136958You have no arguments. Its just you bashing your head into the wall like a fucking retard. What you perceive as an argument everybody else perceives as fit throwing. You are literally mentally retarded.
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>>136958Also nobody gets filtered by the doors lol. They're the most generic entry levelband imaginable. Also unironically a psyopp lmao. Morrisons dad had high level military clearance. I will say that I think CAN were paid for but almost definetely by The USSR (Soviet Union since im assuming you know zero history) and not The CIA. The VU were also definetely not cia funded. Im guessing you did nothing today? Once again I just got off work.
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>>136958Literally a dumbed down version of what less mainstream bands were doing in a far more interesting manner. Mish mash of random garage psych influences dumbed down and very likely produced by the cia. Not exactly challenging music. The modern equivalent would like be being obsessed with the avengers soundtrack probably.
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>>136960>>136961lol you obviously don't get it. you're so oblivious dude, you hate the doors because they actually had SONGS and weren't just aimless random noise jamming. pretty fucking pathetic. you probably can't even listen to the entirety of The End because of your tiktok skibid fried brain. fucking unbelievable
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>>136962So did CAN although I will admit that the "random aimless noise jaming" is the main focus. The Velvet Underground were mostly working with in a similar style. I love how your tard rage jumps around randomly to whatever seems the most convinent though. No it was dumbed down slop music for top 40 radio stations. The Doors made worse versions of things Underground bands were already doing better.
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>>136962>"you probably can't even listen to the entirety of The End because of your tiktok skibid fried brain. fucking unbelievable"Whole People Quelling is 35 minutes long. We already went over this.
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>>136964yeah but it has random scrreching to keep you intertained lmao.
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>>136963Also like pick a side lmao. Is "random aimless jaming" good or bad? Because if it's bad CAN still have better songwriting than the doors did. They were more cultured. Yk they had style the doors lacked tbqh lol. Also like yk. The VU at the time were mostly remembered for their more sing songy numbers. The "random aimless jaming" mostly became popular for them retrospectively. Not CAN though although they did have more conventional sings like sing swan song,spoon,deadlock,paperhouse,tango whiskey man are all pretty cool. But their main draw was definetely the jaming. Aimless im not sure about but definitely not linear haha. Fair enough on that. But they were great songwriters aswell IMHO. They had some really memorable hooks in there when they wanted.
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>>136966their more convential shit is a joke though
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Also Nico didnt do any aimless jaming it was all prettymuch like mideval ballads which yk count as a tradition song format.
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>>136967Its really not. I understand you're mentally challenged and having an elaborate meltdown so you can feel like you did something today though.
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>>136967This is literally more true of zappa lmao. The only ahit he did that wasn't random retarded solos and farting sound effects was comedy numbers.
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>>136969>>136970his comedy songs were all satirical, and the deeper message clearly went WAY over your head lol. not surprising though. can sound like absolute shit dude
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>>136971>his comedy songs were all satirical COMEDY!?!?!?!? BEING SATIRICAL!?!??@?!?@??!?!?!?!?@?@??@??+?1?+?1?2?!?@?? No way man.
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>>136972you clearly didn't catch it. just own up to it and take the L dude
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>>136971Real message is a retarded spastic meltdown about le society and why woman no have sex with me. Meanwhile CAN had concept religious,philosophical,and moral themes.
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>>136973Lmao ok "dude",the message is le epic tard rage. Im above it.
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>>136973When was the last time if ever that you were gainfully employed?
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>>136974Can's "concepts" are just random screeching though
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the sex scenes were beyond fucking subpar dude. I love sex tapes normally but that shit was ass/
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>>136977Nah that's morelike you lmao. They went into actual communist themes aswell as existentialism and some themes from various religions. You just didnt understand it so you're having a le epic reddit meltdown. Zappas themes are le epic reddit atheism or that racism is wrong and drugs are bad for you. Which might both be true but aren't exactly rocket science either. You find it deep because you are too slow to conceptualize the larger overarching problems that cause these issues. Just because you waved your finger doesnt mean some guy in the rural Midwest is gonna actually stop saying the n word nor shooting up lol. So yeah. He has like shit that sounds deep when you are 12 but he had no deeper analysis beyond that. CAN get into the nature of life and shit. Paperhouse is ironically about self actualization.
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All you ever do is melt down and screeching retardedly lmao. Even if this were true (it isn't) that would jusy make them you if you were successful,remotely attractive as opposed to a big chungus comic book store retard who looks and smells like bubble bass,and had ever seen money or a check that your mommy hadn't given you. Maybe your just jealous?
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Maybe if they were called CAN'T,their most famous album was faggot maggot,and they sang about incel ideology and wanting to kill themselves you would enjoy it more. I know you watch Helluva Boss lol.
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>>136980>>136981>>136982let me know when you talk to a girl on discord lol. you're probably too shy to even dm a girl
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>>136984Pfft lmao ok. I lost my virginity in highschool im good bud.
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>>136984When was the last time if ever you were employed? I can tell you are mentally retarded or something so probably never right?
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I've talked to a girl in this mysterious schizo unc space called real life. Had a girl bouncing on my dick before. Guessing that never happened for you. Redirecting it back to the topic at hand. You are too massive of a retard to have ever gained meaningful employment. Correct?
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>>136985>>136986>>136987I call bullshit. I'm 50 years old dude, you don't think I know a virgin when I see one?
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>>137001I think you are one lmao. Also thought you were 40. If you are 50 that's honestly pretty sad.
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>>137001You're literally too retarded to work lmao. No you do not talk to women. Moving on. The Doors suck and Zappa sucks. CAN is better than literally every band you have mentioned thus sofar.
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>>137002>>137003Learn to read dumbfuck, I said I was 50. Fucking idiot
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>>137008I am objectively smarter than you are ever capable of becoming. You talk in baby speak lmao. Also thats like really fucking sad tbh.
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>>137008I would expect the average 50 year old man to be able to tell if somebody was a virgin maybe. Thats not yku though. You have like a unique lack of life experience or worldly knowledge for somebody your age. Really honestly pretty depressing. Sorry you had to exist,"bro". Hopefully your misery only goes on another ten years tops.
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>>137008I am assuming you are a 50 year old virgin now i guess? Insanely sad. Either that or you were a virgin into your 20s or worse thirties. Thats sort of the vibe here. Definetely bellow normal though.
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>>137001I would not be surprised if you needed help dressing yourself or using the restroom.
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Everything else aside bro i really do not think their "only" shorter more "conventionally structured" songs are "just jokes" or novelty numbers. Their most popular song (CAN) is by far Paperhouse and that one is basically a rock ballad. In a lot of ways a standard one aswell. By far not their most experimental work and by far their most popular song. Which is basically a guitar centered "heavy" number with lots of soloing and neat little guitar tricks. Like Paperhouse is probably more similar to something Santana or Lynyrd Skynyrd might release than it is to Frank Zappa. It fits into many of the core "rock ballad" tropes. Sing Swan Song i would also argue does this also as does Deadlock and Tango Whiskeyman although obviously their are "aimless autistic jaming" songs by CAN that probably view might both of those. But those are in many ways conventional rock ballads also. Those are like songs you could literally play after Burning of The Midnight Lamp and Freebird then go into paperhouse or deadlock easily. I think those are pretty guitar centric dude weed friendly ballad rock numbers with lots of focus on guitar tricks. Which are clearly the songs that CAN intended to be their "more approachable" or at least veth likely did. Maybe they were just on drugs and thought paperhouse or deadlock would sound cool too idk. But those are relatively more popular yet very far from novelty numbers. Turtles have short legs was FUCKING DOGSHIT if that is what you are referring too. But Paperhouse is nothing like that neither is deadlock. Those are morelike rock ballads with a heavy guitar focus. They might have been "experimental" in some way too i guess but those are songs you could easily put next to "Cary in My Wayward Son" or some shit on a dying rock radio station and the callers would not notice or care.
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*view mog
But yeah Sing Swan Song and Paperhouse are easily two of their most most popular songs and are not "autistic screeching" nor "aimless jaming". The "druggie" core fanbase and the art critics obviously tend towards that stuff. And I do enjoy Peeking O and Amugn tbh,but that is FAR FROM ALL CAN WERE DOING NOR KNOWN FOR. Paperhouse,Deadlock,Tango Whiskeyman,Sing Swan Song,maybe Spoon are all more "rockin" I would say.
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I will give you that "Turtles have short legs" fucking sucks and that people who say they like it are trying too hard. Which i assume knowingly or not is all you heard amd what you are referring too. Spoon,Paperhouse,Sing Swan Song,Deadlock,Tango Whiskeyman,maybe Mushroom Head are all way more guitar heavy and like "classic rock" like in a sense though. They had more variation and depth than you give them. And honestly far more than Captain Beefhesrt or Zappa were capable of. They were "pretentious" by choice but could churn out some fucking sick insturments aswell as more conventional "classic rock" sounding tunes when they wanted. They could actuslly play their instruments. Frank Zappa and Beefhesrt could not in my opinion. Obviously Lou Reed probably couldn't either but he had more of a cadence and a sense of timing and placement so it still works better than Zappa does. But CAN COULD FUCKING PLAY. THEY HAD SOME SICK RIFFS IN THERE MAN. They chose to be pretentious whereas Zappa or Beefhesrt had to be. Lou Reed was just a realy emotive personal songwriter so it doesnt matter in the same way. It works on an emotional or artistic level that Zappa didnt even comprehend existing. But so do CAN. CAN rulled. You just haven't given them enough of a chance. They were rock gods for sure. Unironically Paperhouse is like a top ten rock ballad.
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>>137056>>137059read the lyrics to paper house out loud and tell me it's serious. I'm pretty sure songs like that were intended to parody shitty psych rock and troll people into buying their albums, not realizing most of what they paid for is random noise. kinda funny I guess but really immature and unserious. and the stuff that they made seriously was again random noise. Can is basically what you get when you have a bunch of smug dipshits get into Stauckhausen and basically think every other form of music is stupid or unimportant, that's why they made so many joke songs parodying psych rock and funk (the two most popular genres at the time). the thing is just because your music is made jokingly that doesn't necessarily mean it's immune from criticism. Paperhouse, Sing Swan Song, Tango Whiskeyman, Deadlock, etc. are all objectively bad songs from a music theory standpoint, they use incorrect harmony and the melodies are trite at best. compare this to Zappa who made ostensible "joke" songs which were all actually very advanced and have been studied by composition majors for decades. big difference
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>>137079Uhhhh yeah I think ive already done that lmao. You might just be fucking retarded there. I explained what I thought it was about pretty well just there. Its about self actualization.
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>>137079>"Paperhouse, Sing Swan Song, Tango Whiskeyman, Deadlock, etc. are all objectively bad songs from a music theory standpoint, they use incorrect harmony and the melodies are trite at best. "You are a mentally retarded redditor is kind of what I got out of this. A big chungus turbo virgin manchild who has meltdowns and bashes his head into walls.
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Genuine downie take
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>>137079>"Zappa who made ostensible "joke" songs which were all actually very advanced and have been studied by composition majors for decades. big difference"Big chungus bug person retard. Nobody actually listens to this on a day to day basis though lmao. They're not good. They dont work sequentially. You have fucking downs so you can't process what that means.
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>"and troll people"
He doesnt realize hes describing trout mask replica. Tard Rage Spastic Screeching album that only sold because baby boomers probably made fun of him.
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Because you're too retarded to process anything long form and you were projecting lmao. It's cocomellon for reddit retards. So you enjoy Zappa because of this. He had no melodies and no structure. Its technically impressive but completely directionless and trite. Goes nowhere. It is technically impressive and nothing else. Amounting to a randomized bland mess of guitar masturbation and sound effects. Completely unlistenable. CAN had mood. Something that Zappa was not capable of. But like I said you clearly have some type of intellectual problem. Like how we both know you are an incel lol.
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Tard rage random screeching music that you like versus CAN who wrote actual songs. I like how you have to backwards artistically justify the complete lack of direction and unlistenability of the bulk of his work while also admitting most of it is middling comedy routines more than actual songs while also implicitly admitting that you were simply projecting when you said that about CAN. I hope you're pissing and shitting yourself and that your caretakers remove your internet accsess.
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>"the thing is just because your music is made jokingly that doesn't necessarily mean it's immune from criticism."
It wasn't. You just have down syndrome so you can't understand or appreciate the concepts it's commentating on. Future Days is likely le literally marxist and trying to imagine a topic future. You missed multiple levels of concept. Amugn and Peeking O are about Eastern Spirituality. I think Tango Whiskeyman and Deadlock were both done for movies. Its alright because you've already admitted you haven't actually listened to them or only barely. Listened to well over an hour of classical music now btw lol. Shot you would be too spherical needs for probably.
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>>137086anyone can submit their interpretations to genius dude. I defer to actual music experts, not random trolls on the internet
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>"kinda funny I guess but really immature and unserious. and the stuff that they made seriously was again random noise. Can is basically what you get when you have a bunch of smug dipshits get into Stauckhausen and basically think every other form of music is stupid or unimportant, that's why they made so many joke songs parodying psych rock and funk (the two most popular genres at the time). the thing is just because your music is made jokingly that doesn't necessarily mean it's immune from criticism."
Screeching retard projecting about his shitty cum card music. Literally all frank zappa was doing or capable of doing. Bro just saying "no u" and repeating his little downie sped boy funko pop collector talking points back at me. I hope the state you live in has you castrated.
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>>137091Ok. How's your job search going?
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Fucking tard lmao
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>>137090yeah, I don't think so. I'm not sure if you're doing a bit or not but there is definitely not "levels of meaning" to those random nonsense lyrics dude.
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>>137091The only people who care about frank zappa still are you and other mentally retarded people on 4chan. CAN is 1000Ă— more important over the current landscape and zappas only coherent songs were shitty comedy numbers. You belong in a mental instution and you not having killed yourself yet is an extremely sad anamoly. Time to pack it up.
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>>137096I do think so,"dude". Youre barely even human lmao. Go piss and shit yourself and bash your head into the fucking wall. Go cry until your caretakers are ready to lick you back up again. Fucking retard.
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>>137097what the fuck are you talking about? zappa is STUDIED IN UNIVERSITIES. fucking idiotic dipshit. you wouldn't know though because you probably dropped out of high school, fucking pathetic
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>>137099Nah. Every I university kid ive ever met would agree with me and I live in New England so that would be many of them. Most people who listen to Frank Zappa have some type of intellectual disability like you clearly do. Its music for retarded redditors who aren't mentally capable of understanding music. It makes you feel better enough not to kill yourself. Which I garuntee your daddy and mommy would NOT be sad about.
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>>137099None of the kids at Berkley at any show ive ever fucking been to were into frank zappa. It is predominantly a sign of being morbidly obeese,a professional gamer,and/or mentally challenged. I finished highschool. Thanks for sharing that you didn't. I can tell.
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>>137100you're totally out of your mind bro. have you been smoking weed again? lol no wonder why you have so many cellular malfunctions. ask any professor of music and they'll at the very least tell you Zappa was the most important composer of the 20th century
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>>137102You can stop saying bro lmao. You are an intellectually disabled "individual" who i am reluctant to even call a person. You spend your time in hobby shops and have never seen a woman naked. Can probably eat your own body weight if asked to do so. You don't shower and cannot take care of yourself. You are a pogchamp. You are at most a my guy. You are not a fucking bro.
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>>137103the fuck are you on?
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But no the Berkley students all try to make alternative rock or some type of "pretentious" free jazz. They do not give a single fuck about Frank Zappa. Frank Zappa made music for professional gamers with severe intellectual disabilities.
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>>137104Mentally retarded 50 year old virgin shitting himself again?
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>>137105they all literally worship zappa dude. that's just what happens when you learn music theory, you really recognize the genius in all of his compositions and your mind opens up
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>>137108like you even know what a fucking sex tape is lmao. like you'd even have the balls to watch one. you don't even know what a good girl is
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>>137107None of them listen to zappa. Its you and other mentally retarded people at the anime conventions.
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>>137111the fuck is this kids cartoon bullshit? I only watch adult cartoons like hazbin hotel, homestar runner, and panty stocking dude. foh with this kiddie shit
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>>137112>"What is this kids cartoon shit"
>Watches Hasbin HotelIt's literally a meme lmao.
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>>137113>>137114oh yeah? you watch kids cartoons "ironically"? I'm calling bullshit on that dude. sex tape.
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>"I only watch adult cartoons like hazbin hotel, homestar runner, and panty stocking dude. foh with this kiddie shit"
Morbidly Obeese Redditor with possible intellectual disability and mood swings due to diabetus type shii
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>>137115Damn. Cailou was very upset.
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>>137115You want to fuck the broom lmao
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>>137117>>137118dude you probably couldn't even handle half of the shit that happens in hazbin hotel or helluva boss, stop trying to speak on shit you're clueless about
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>>137120You cry like a bitch. Ohhh nOoOooO they say "fuck and shit" noOoOoOoOooaoooaooOo bro is mentally 13 at 50. Keep him away from the huzz.
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>>137120Helluva Boss and Hazbin hotel are both unfunny retard shit for miserable losers who have never talked to a woman and have also never held down a job tbqh. Its for people who are complete failures and also bellow average mentally/conceptually.
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>>137121>>137122yeah… no. like I said this shit goes way over your head obviously dude. that's because you're the kind of naive person who hasn't even watched a sex tape. you ahvent even evinced the cekllular structures within the body's framework for such shows and art etc. because you're essentialya fucking child and your cellular malfunctions are only making this worse. see a cell specialist dude
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Bro is fucking 50 years old and is telling us all about an emo furry from a shitty cartoon that he wants to fuck lmao. Be fine if you kept it to yourself but jeez gotta learn yk?
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>>137123>see a cell specialist dudeYou get that Morrison also did drugs right? Like I garuntee you the doors did drugs lol.
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50 year old man trying to fuck a broom. Bro was patient zero for le male loneliness epidemic.
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>>137126>>137127>>137128congratulations on falling for the most obvious marketing gimmick of all time
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>>137134Nah im prettyaure he just did drugs. You can spazz out and seethe about it though. Just like how he very clearly had government ties.
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50 year old man trying to fuck a broom. Bro was patient zero for le male loneliness epidemic.
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>>13723850 Year Old manchild gooning to Hasbin Hotel. Willing to be you've never even done your own grocery shopping. Probably a virgin yourself. I don't think you'd be able to pick up on anything ever rofl.
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I don't just think you lack the life experience to tell if somebodies a virgin. I don't even think yiu could probably hold down a job. I think you very likely have never rented yourself. So no. I don't. Tempted to po op quizz you for the lolz though. Watch you respond 6 or 7 hours later with an extremely dry wikipedia summery.
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Bro I honestly am surprised you can even type. If you're actually 50 you must have some type of dimentia.
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>>137241>>137242>>137243fuck off dipshit. sex tapes were found in several Pisa hotels and the contents of the tapes included the beautiful rhythms as well as women squeezing cells which was a beautiful sight to watch. the penis is of course a cellular structure but cells are the only cells that can possess the energy needed to procure a cellular design. this is abundantly clear to anyone who's ever watched a sex tape. Zappa of course represents the "cellular focus" employed by such means in the realm of sex tapes, his music of course being the musical representation of sex tapes in addition to resembling the structures of cells. you obviously know next to nothing about cell phones so I don't expect any of this to make sense to you, but suffice to say the cells and the cell phones are antithetical to the spirit of weed consumption as well as cellular breakdown caused by reckless habits
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>>137247Frank Zappas Tard Out!
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>>137295You talk like a mentally disabled 13 year old.
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>>137368you've never even watched a sex tape dude. who's the real 13 year old?
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>>137476fuck off dipshit. sex tape.
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lil bro hasn't even watched a sex tape and has the gall to call anyone a virgin lol. pathetic!
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>>137573Yeah because unlike you I've actually had sex. Hence me not feeling the spastic performative need to pretend Frank Zappa wrote actual music.
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3 days no response and I'm aware that you're a waste of space incapable of doing anything with your life. It's over lmao. Pack it up. You and every other skibbidi little zappa fanboy.
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>>137919fuck you dipshit. you've never watched a woman squeeze a cell before in sex tape movies which are films which are depictions in and of themselves of cells
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>>137938Right. So more of you screeching retardedly because you're mentally slow but want to geel included and can't actually process how anything works. Hence you pretending to enjoy Frank Zappa or "understand" his random bullshit noodling. Versus CAN who were actually talented. You're a 50 year old man who goons to helluva boss. How have you not ended your life?
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>"a cell before in sex tape movies which are films which are depictions in and of themselves of cells"
Also no they are not. You are confusing cells with sperm or some other biological function.
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Or at very least it would not be more "celluar" than anything else you do,that is to say. We both know you don't know what a clitoris is and can't even work though. Or if you do you only know it from "sex tapes" bought on disability money.
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>>137996>>137997>>137998Cells are what are called "blue cells" and their main function is to keep the outside clean and "blue" like the Statue of Liberty. Cells are so beautiful that you hate them, you hate the beauty of cell phones, you will not understand the intricacies of cells or cell phones, you should know how stupid it is to have an entire galaxy in one cell. I went to Target once and among the many new bags I picked up my old school bag with the school laptop in it. I call the system part of the bag the bag. In fact, the bag had been there for a long time and I was surprised to find it there. Then I looked at the other items I bought at Target (I can't remember what they were) and was worried that I would have to pay for my bag and laptop, but I didn't. These cells are living cells. What is a sex tape? I was on a website and suddenly I saw a porn video. I knew it wasn't good for me, but I kept watching it, I think that's when I started to enjoy porn, but it didn't diminish my sexual desire. They were eating dinner on the couch early in the morning, by the window (I think I saw the light through the window). They were holding hands. I think the camera blew the man's head off. I don't remember seeing any big veins on the women's breasts; they're soft, smooth and shiny. I remember a woman touching a man's veins with her fingers during sex and that turned me on. I don't expect you to know this, but suffice to say it has to do with cell phones, cell phone music, and cell phones, where all three things come together.
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I don't remember what and I was scared to buy a laptop bag, but I ended up not buying one. These cells are living cells. What is pornography? I went to a website and watched a movie of him making fun of me on his laptop at school. I know it's good. These cells are called brain cells; soft, light and delicious. I remember a woman hugging my husband's chest. They were sitting in the same room, eating, working on their phones or listening to music. I went to Target. Finally, phones and laptops, nothing else. HP, you should know how a whole galaxy has changed in your life. This bag has been around for a long time and I'm glad it's here. Then I looked at some of the things I bought at Target, but when I looked at them, they were "blue boxes", that's why they made the white face and the "blue" look like in the picture. They were perfect. I think someone took a camera on the chair that morning (I remember seeing a flash of light through the window). Sex and freedom. Cells are so beautiful you can't ignore them, you can't ignore their beauty, you can't understand why. I don't remember seeing big muscles while watching porn, but I didn't either, so it was nice to have my old bag among the new ones. I don't think you know this, but suffice to say you should know.
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>>138058>>138059Its ok but I was always a nerd as a kid. They had me on like im an autist so all those fucking autism meds. One thing I will give conservatives is that that takes the choice away from you early on. Do you understand what I mean? This is about the law and morality this parts kinda heavy.
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>>138058>>138059Ifs not like im the biggest victim on the planet. I chose to smoke weed im not on anything crazy. But ive done shit I wouldnt have otherwise for sure. Its sort of like yk i hit my early 20s and I was popping pills. It was fun but I never got the ability to truly opt out. Its like when your at a party or whatever with whoever later on in life that choice was already made for you. If you were popping pills when you were seven you will do it again at 20. And im telling you this because you're all conservative and against drugs and shit. That's the bigger issue. Not marijuana. Nobody's giving a kid or a teenager marijuana. But the adhd meds is like yeah. There are worse things. But you seem like somebody who might be receptive to hearing this. Kids shouldn't be forced teenagers shouldn't be forced to take drugs yk? If you're against weed or giving me shit for smoking weed you might be more receptive than most people I say this too would.
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>>138058>>138059Yk those little pills they gave me that helped me a little too much. That didnt save my soul. We are overmedicating our youth. Idk maybe I genuinely needed them idrefk but in general yk? Weeds not that bad. I've done worse things to myself than weed. But yeah.
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>>138059Thats the issue more than marijuana though. You see a lot of people who pop pills who are older too actually because they were prescribed. The beavis and butthead movie is actually insanely accurate with this one. Also I garuntee you the fent is being produced here in america.
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If your going to be conservative and be against drugs focus on the fent. Its a far greater threat to american society. That's the real fucking killer. Alongside heroin.
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I've never touched heroin though because im like afraid of needles.
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>>138073The truth about marijuana is that it damages our cells. Red blood cells and cell walls cannot repair it. I remember the headline: “What is a child?” (She says: "That's cool.") I thought she was talking about the age of sexual maturity or something like that. And not about Gandhi. In fact, you can see people abusing prescription drugs. Adults drink too. It was the right thing to do, and I can confirm it was made in the United States. It was amazing. Because I think some people might think that the stuff I bought is sticky and doesn’t kill 100% of the bacteria. Careful. But this is a very important issue. Because… The thing kept going.
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Actually, it feels like I'm opening a very important book. Because… I'm mysteriously buying from a website called "boobies.com," which is a leader. Beavis & Butthead is child pornography. My orders are amazing and varied, Gandhi. In fact, you could look at an affidavit or a court order or some other document that says, "You're in trouble." The book was made for drug users. Adults drink too. It's the right thing to do, because it destroys our cells. Red blood cells, and I can confirm that it's made in the United States. It's an amazing experience. Because some people might think that what I bought is sticky and doesn't kill 100% of the bacteria. Be careful. But it can't repair cell walls. "What's a baby?" he asked. (He said: "Cute.") I thought he was referring to the age of sexual maturity or something like that. It's not about the truth, I think it's hardcover, the idea.
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>>138079>>138078You don't need to be afraid of heroin dude. I've done it countless times and literally all it did was heal my cells
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>>134278 (OP)I was hoping this would be a real Homestar Runner thread. This is why I never post on this site.
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>>138083There is no way that is actually true lmao. Sorry for trying to have a serious conversation.
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Nobody is selling a retarded manchild who can't even hold a job down fucking heroin.
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>>138093My doctor literally prescribed me heroin dipshit. You know nothing about cell phones so I'm not surprised that you can't grasp this basic fucking fact. Dipshit
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Bro heroin like can instantly kill you. At most Marijuana might have similar lung cancer risks to cigarettes and that's NON CONFIRMED due to lack of data. There is no way that Heroin is better for you. You are either trolling or retarded. Literally anything involving a needle is inherently more dangerous than anything you are smoking prettymuch. Rare exception. You at least agree fent is worse right? Insane,Retarded,or Trolling tbh.
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>>138112Maybe opiates to ease the pain but not fucjjng heroin no. You realize all opiates are not heroin right? It was likely a synthetic. It is also still absolutely 1000% higher risk than marijuana still bro.
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>>138115You're fucking clueless. Heroin isn't synthetic. You can literally just go out and buy it.
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You don't know. "Heroin doesn’t work". You can buy it. I also like to saute the fruit, and since I think avocado is the best fruit in the whole bunch, avocado is a little overpowered. I had a nice lunch. I decided to cook them in a pan, put them in the oven, and make them into potatoes for dinner. A handbook for alcoholics. Adults also drink alcohol. That's a good thing because it wastes time. Blood. I think I was borrowing someone’s metal water bottle for a while, but it wasn’t really worth it. I remember once I opened two pieces and once I turned it into a waffle, I felt like I was going to have problems for the rest of my life. I cringe when I remember my past porn dreams because I feel like a sick and disgusting animal whose accusation is morally justified. But red blood cells and platelets cannot be produced. I remembered the name and thought I had some slimy potatoes for dinner. I thought black pepper had a nice flavor and I remember looking for some in our little cupboard in the kitchen.
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>>138130Im not. Im substantially more clued in than you are. You're like clearly not mentally capable and sheltered for it beyond belief. Im at my second job right now that I started today lol. You get your ideas of how the world works from anime and porn I imagine. Get a fucking grip. Or at very least realize that. Nobody thinks you are cool. You are not a drizzled badass you just have poor hygiene and look like shit.
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>>138131I never said it "doesn't work". That's just you being an illiterate.
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>>138131>" I cringe when I remember my past porn dreams because I feel like a sick and disgusting animal whose accusation is morally justified. "You are lmao. You're a disgusting failure of a human being.
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marge
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>>138209>>138211>>138212You might be curious what those cells look like. The red meat is like bone, and I know it's made in America. It's scary. Because some people think that. No one thinks it's good. You won't feel pain, diarrhea or shame. I think the world is full of caricatures and stereotypes. Enter the correct address. But it can't produce red and white blood. I remember the name and decided to eat dessert. I thought the chili was delicious, and I remember seeing it at our grocery store, and I was so glad it was finally here. Then I saw some that I bought at Target, but they were "blue boxes", so they made black and "blue" eyes like in the picture. It was perfect. I remember someone leaving a camera on the couch that night (I remember the bright light coming through the window). Free sex. Take out the hole. Or my principles are right and wrong Gandhi. You might have seen an order, a court order, or something that said "you're the problem." This is a book about drug addicts. Adults drink too. Because it's against the law.
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>>138280>"Free sex. Take out the hole. Or my principles are right and wrong Gandhi. You might have seen an order, a court order, or something that said "you're the problem." This is a book about drug addicts. Adults drink too. Because it's against the law."You are in fact disgusting and a failure btw. Bash your head into the wall a little for me. Hope you start bleeding when you do so.
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>>138280Also I wasn't curious remotely. I think you're gonna eventually have to accept that. I think nobody who has ever talked to you before me has been curious either. Willing to bet they also wish you were dead tbh lol. Hope for your own sake that dimentia or whatever this is takes your entire memory. You have not lead a life worth living and I can easily see why you are like this.
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>"The red meat is like bone, and I know it's made in America. It's scary. Because some people think that. No one thinks it's good. You won't feel pain, diarrhea or shame. I think the world is full of caricatures and stereotypes. Enter the correct address. But it can't produce red and white blood. I remember the name and decided to eat dessert. I thought the chili"
No thats not a stereotype you're just a disgusting freakish retard with no interpersonal skills. The stereotype is almost more you thinking I view you as a human lol. Go bash your head into the wall and scream a little louder for me. Nobody cares garunteed.
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>>138318
Tard Rage+you want to fuck the broom lmao. Keep spazzing out and bashing your head into the wall though. This is probably why you hate CAN so much. Too stimulating for you.
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>>138316yes it is a stereotype you fucking moron
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>>138338Its a truth type. That you are a massive creep and completely non functional.
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>>138338I get why you want to believe this lmao. The stereotype is accurate of you though. You're like an old-school creepy porn addict yeah.
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Exactly who I would expect to "understand" zappas "music" ngl lol. You are and it is true.
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>>138342>>138343>>138344Fuck you. It is a stereotype. You can even look it up on wikipedia. I only remember one picture of a man with a pink beard. First dream: I saw a feminine symbol with two oranges and an orange flavor in the center. When Felix Chapo came out of the bar, a woman turned to him and shook her head at me. I was a little embarrassed, but I realized the absurdity of the situation, and I jokingly thanked Felix for calling me, and we both laughed. Then I was on an episode of Chapo's Trap House; I think it was live. I don't remember what I said, but I was embarrassed that I didn't laugh, and I know I said something funny, but I was so loud at one point. I remember we were at a sports game and street vendors were selling churros. I thought someone thought the churros were free, and I laughed at my own ignorance.
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>>138350Its not. You're just too mentally retarded to pick up on the fact that it very very clearly applies to you.
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>>138356>>138356>I only remember one picture of a man with a pink beard. First dream: I saw a feminine symbol with two oranges and an orange flavor in the center. When Felix Chapo came out of the bar, a woman turned to him and shook her head at me. I was a little embarrassed, but I realized the absurdity of the situation, and I jokingly thanked Felix for calling me, and we both laughed. Then I was on an episode of Chapo's Trap House; I think it was live. I don't remember what I said, but I was embarrassed that I didn't laugh, and I know I said something funny, but I was so loud at one point.you know you have no actual response to this so you're just saying shit
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>>138378No im pretty sure your a disgusting creep who smells like his own piss and shit ngl. Sorry you had to learn you're a massive defect this way tho. I can see why you feel the need to pretend to get something out of the things you do. A guy like you was zappas target demographic.
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>>138378None of this is related to my response either. Go bash your head into the wall some more.
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>>138527>>138526I was supposed to be a “officer” for the unit, so all I had with me was my gun. I remember standing in the water when I got to the beach. I remember going to the beach and having a good time, but I don’t remember what I did or how I felt. I thought it was over, and I started a new job, which was just going to the games and watching them. Then Ike and Andrew Tate met. Andrew Tate said he didn’t want to sleep, so I started bothering him to get his attention. Ike yelled at me because I was yelling at him to get what he wanted: attention. I replied that they don’t make money from advertising, they don’t optimize their algorithms, etc. I remember yelling. The last line was: “Andrew Tate, King of Fifteen.”
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>>138530Probably one of my favorite threads on the site
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>>138575Just generally the zappafag threads are extremely funny
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nicotroon has finally run into the only zappa fan on earth who fits his stereotype and it's created the most dangerous autism feedback loop in the history of mankind, if they collide it will probably result in the heat death of the universe
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>>138378>>138378Its not. You're just too mentally retarded to pick up on the fact that it very very clearly applies to you. There is my actual response. Pretty straight forward lmao. Go bash your head into a wall,tard.
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>>138579Nah,almost all of them fit this stereotype lmao. It's basically down syndrome slop music for proto-gamers. CAN meanwhile could write actual songs. Same with Nico.
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>>138579>>138574>>138579Zappa could barely even play with continuity. He wishes he could do a fraction of what CAN did lmao. Goated band. And nah I just smoke weed haha. Garuntee that most Zappa fans like 98% of you are creepy veaugly mentally challenged porn addicts and also redditors though. That was always the target demographic. CAN and Nico both wrote actual songs. Same with Jimi.
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>>138579You've never met a zappa fan with a job either lmao. Do not lie. I met a singular one. Tbf he is pretty chill ngl.
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>>138582You don't know. "Heroin doesn't work." You can buy it. I love cooking too, and I wasn't kidding, and I know I said something funny, but at one point I screamed out loud. I remember we were at a party and the street vendors were selling churros. I thought, but I don't remember if avocados are the most delicious fruit, "Chapo's Trap House" I think he was waiting. I don't remember what I said, but I was embarrassed because I did that or how I felt. I thought it was over, and then I started a new job and in the world, so I decided to make a dessert with that name. The chili looked amazing and I remember seeing it at the local grocery store and being so excited when it arrived. I found them at Target, they don't change their strategy, etc. They don't make money from advertising. I remember screaming. The last line: "Andrew Tate, Commander of the 15th Army Corps." But they were "blue boxes," so they were black and had "blue" eyes like the one in the picture. It was an incredible experience. I remember someone left a camera on the bed last night. I thought that was weird, so I told Felix to text him and we both laughed. I was in an episode of "I Went to the Movies to Watch Them." Then Ike met Andrew Tate. Andrew Tate said he didn't want to sleep, so I started bothering him to get his attention. Ike yelled at me because I wanted the same thing he wanted: attention. I said they don't make money from advertising,
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>>138588I mever said it didnt work you fucking tard
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>>138588Love how you didnt even refute the other part though lol. Shitty novelty act for neckbeard manchildren.
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The central problem of both the Velvet Undereroground and Can is that at the end of the day they're both boomer shit. What do I mean by this exactly? Well that is to say their music is wholly a product of a bygone time, a time where people were simply less cultured and art was more primitive, and that's why it both sucks and isn't relevant at all today. Even though both of those bands are touted as "revolutionary" or whatever the fuck it's obvious that they're both quite conservative in spirit, an obvious example is the song Heroine which is basically bullshit anti heroin propaganda and is reflective of its time, a time before cell therapy was really a thing and a time where cells weren't really understood properly. In the case of Can you get basically a bunch of autistic screeching which probably seemed deep back then but again that's just because art was much less developed. It's shit that isn't even remotely relevant today. Zappa on the other hand prefigured cellular music and made genuinely challenging and advanced stuff and that's why no one understood him back then but he's universally recognized as a genius today.
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>>138589Yes you did you fucking idiot
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>>138591>>138592I did not. That was you being an illiterate retard. I said it was bad for you which it is. Obviously it works pretty fucjing hard or it would not be nearly as infamous as it is. You see a guy nodding off on the fucking train clearly it "worked" in a sense.
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>>138591There is literally no point here. Just appeal to emotion and you screeching/tarding out with your little meltdown. I will agree that Zappa appeals more to overweight smelly retards on discord but that's also why it has literally no impact lmao. Zappa is more dated of anything. More people you run into in real life will listen to those bands than Zappa. The people who still listen to Zappa are mostly like gamestop employees who will never pick up a real insturment. So yeah.
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>>138593You were saying it doesn't work for rebuilding cell walls or stimulating mitochondria or any aspect of cell therapy. That's the important thing about heroin, not muh nodding off or whatever. That's why I take it, and that's why my cells are much stronger than yours
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>>138594You don't understand the point because you've never even listened to cellular music and instead your only point of reference is boomer bullshit
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>>138591Also how the fuck are CAN conservative? The C literally stands for Communism and Zappa described himself as a conservative lol. Illiterate retard meltdown which is about what I expected. Its alright. Your intellectual and sexual insecurities are well founded and everybody realizes they are. You can stop pretending to enjoy le epic chungu songs like muffin man and yellow snow now.
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>>138596Celluar music is just another retarded meltdown term you invented. Its on par with Chris Chan and his sonichu thing. Which tbf Zappas "Music" also sort of sounds like something Chris Chan would come up with so unsurprising I guess.
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>>138597They were objectively conservative dude. Listen to their interviews. Zappa wanted to create a better society, CAN were reactionaries in this sense
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>>138598The fact that you think this is defininititive proof that you have no idea what you're talking about because you only listen to boomer shit
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Almost all zappa Fans "fit the stereotype" lmao. Its shit for people who live in state care facilities due to some type of intellectual problem. Its like a precursor to Dangonrompa or Hasbin Hotel. Having interacted with any of you makes it super obvious and noticing that you dont really meet zappa fanboys in the real world ever does aswell. Low conceptual reasoning+low attention span "music". Thats more funny screaming than music.
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Stereotype is true. Average Zappa Fanboy also listens to dreamtheater. Works ten hours a week in state care.
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>>138601>Its like a precursor to Dangonrompa or Hasbin Hotelyou even admit this yourself but then you call Zappa dated. make it make sense broski. you just said yourself that Zappas music prefigured some of the greatest works of the 21st century. not at all like TVU or Can or any other boomer shit
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>>138600That's fair. I don't actually ONLY listen to boomer shit though. Its just you guys will tard out ablut epic zapparinos anyway if I try mentioning anything else so I stick to discussing boomershit on here mostly. But my music taste does SKEW TOWARDS "BOOMERSHIT". It's definetely not ALL I LISTEN TOO. But fair enough I guess.
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>>138603Zappa is absolutely dated. The lack of structure or focus and the random jazz interludes are dated. Also tbf almost all 70s prog rock is dated. The shit I like is dated aswell. But CAN and The VU are less in that they are streamlined. They are fucking sleek. The way in which zappa is dated is largely unnecessary fussion interludes and interrupting itself. Which all prog sort of did but Zappa its harder to ignore. He forced things into place that didnt belong more than the britisb or German bands did. Whereas there needed to be at least SOME flow for those. So as much as people complain about elp or whatever they had like chronological order and actual structure and like flow to them. Zappa almost everything feels out of place to me. That might just be me though.
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>>138603>"Zappas music prefigured some of the greatest works of the 21st century."Its randomized tard rage screeching music with no sense of flow or structure and absolutely zero modern influence. You believe this because you are intellectually impaired or a redditor and it makes you feel better about not being able to follow along with soundtracks or classical music. There is not a single thing he did that aged well. I will give you that I enjoy boomerslop though.
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>>138607I mean both zappa and Murdock are for mentally challenged manchildren with virgin rage in order to feel included and special so really it always was. Primarily same audiance.
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>>138607Same type of conceptual/intellectual disability. Same sort of sex pest/woes is me behavior. Same audiance. If the local prostitutes describe you as the guy who keeps quoting tf2 videos who nobody else has seen and uncontrollably laughing and the local hobby shop employees feel bad for you but wont let you into the store due to what happened last time then you will enjoy both zappa and hasbin hotel and homestar runner and also Murdoch too. Goes without saying.
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Any discussion of zappa or captain beefheart id also a discussion of funko pops and the men's rights movement more than it is about music. If im just going to be honest might as well. You guys pretend to enjoy it because you mistakenly think it makes you seem normal or well adjusted though. I understand that part. Never had a coworker who talked about zappa. Barely any zappa fanboys in the workforce lol. Guys who sexualize whatever the female soyjak with the glasses is called. Pretending to "get" zappa is an intellectual cope for virginity and mental retardation unless you only like a couple songs by him for mostly the soloing which is most boomers. They're ike yk casual fans. CAN is better though. Sorry.
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Anyone could hit a bunch of random notes,have a completely meltdown over it,not playing a single melody,and then rant about socioeconomics. Zappa is the musical equivalent to Sonichu. Just having odd time signatures or having a violin in the background does not make something coherent nor good. Which Zappa is neither.
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Retarded Cousin Train Simulator Music from the mid 60s versus actual timeless art lmao. Zappa will be and virtually already is forgotten. You guys like him because he fits the "sensibility" you all share which is basically a cringe one that exists entirely out of desperation. If you could appreciate actual classical you would not care about him.
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Literally anybody could play like Frank zappa. Most people couldn't sound that bad sober though so I guess that is something. He was a mentally handicapped individual for sure.
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This is the funniest thread on this site
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>>138619See previous comment about this. Already was. Same audiance as frank zappa and his spastic meltdown band.
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Forgot to put "band" in scarequotes since they couldn't play any actual music but yeah. Same goes for Captain Beefheart lol. Same exact demographic.
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You can play anything in an odd time signature with jazz sax behind it. Doesn't make it good. Half of you are openly racist aswell so that you all pretend to actually enjoy free jazz is pretty funny. Im aware can and magma had those influences too though. But like actual songs memorable riffs and melodies and shit lmao. Not things Zappa was capable of doing really.
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Like you have the freedom not too lmao. Its alright. Nobody else actually does either. People just trel culturally insensitive admitting they don't which is fair. And America is very racist. But like half of you are openly proudly that way. So idrg why you can't just admit you'd rather hear a structured piece with melody. I guess exoticism? Its a good thing soul music happened or I guess zappa style free jazz fusuion rock might have gone on even longer.
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>>138633>>138632>>138626I actually had sex with women. The best thing to do is to be part of the Chogas community on Discord. Give me 100 calculated risks and I will show you the real me. Having said that, I admit to being "crafty" and now I'll show you what it's really like. There is no such thing as "money" in this world. People here have no children. They don’t even have breathing problems. No one here had such problems. They do not have any respiratory symptoms or diseases. Everything else is fine… that’s all. They probably had sex in bed by the window in the morning (I think you could see the light coming in). I think my mom was behind me and Nicki Minaj was there. He was wearing a white dress. I remember thinking she was quite beautiful. One was tortured wrapped in paper and I don’t recall seeing a woman’s head as the frame was cut to the side of the camera. The woman had large prosthetic breasts, so maybe that had something to do with it. There is no such thing as "money" in this world. People don’t care here; they can’t even breathe. "No, yes, we're 'caged' and actually sleeping with women." "Home" would be better, I think it might be a sign. Other sea creatures were also mentioned; I think the woman who rejected the coyote gave me more seafood or something. I also believe the wife is allergic to seafood or cannot eat it for some other reason. NP. We don’t have that, but it’s not true. “My NP”, “My NP”.
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that shut you the fuck up didn't it lol
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>>138800>>138701I mean I simply correctly do not believe that ever happened. You're too retarded to even hold a normal conversation so it simply never happened. Also a pathetic thing for a 50 year old man to be bragging about ngl. Like I would hope you have but I still somehow suspect you probably didn't. The type of downie who actually likes shit like "uncle meat" or "trout mask replica" or yk just simply acts like you do let's be real. Usually has not done that. But you can say it enough times that you can convince yourself if that's useful to your mental health. I won't stop you pretending. The meltdown that followed wouldn't be worth dealing with. You gotta understand other people have actual lives and things to do though. So when you constantly comment this it moreso just shares that you do not. Which I could already tell tbf but still. But unless you payed to have sex I really doubt it happened. You can't even communicate on a basic level. Extremely fake.
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>>138701>>138800I am willing to bet that the only person in your life you have ever convinced of this is yourself. But like whatever. Your off topic monologing doesn't make the music you like any less toneless,random,or disjointed. I get you're too challenged mentally to understand that though. Sure bud. Whatever you say.
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this is the best thread on the sharty
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>>138816I nedd more hours.
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>>138816No bullshit bro. I've been getting less recently. Hoping my new thing gives me more. We're in a fucking dogshit economy.
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>>138801>>138802Scenes… like "eating" when these characters have to stop. How many people complain about the "history" of the season, the story structure, or anything else? Zappa wasn’t enough for me; or maybe it’s just my feelings. Zappa is a kind of fixation on innocence and naivety; when it comes to "sensitivity," your whole system changes, etc. I don't make money from advertising. I remember screaming. The last line reads, "Andrew Tate, commander of the Fifteenth Regiment." But those are “black squares,” so the face is black, “blue,” as in the picture. It’s a great achievement; from old stories like Zappa, Husby’s Hotel, The Homestar Wizard, etc. You’re happy, you’re joking, and you’re not laughing. I said it out loud, even though I knew I was wrong. I remember I was buying eggs, and a street vendor was selling chorizo. I laughed at my own stupidity; you might think they sell a lot of chorizo (not in the dictionary). And Murdoch and all that. I don’t want to talk about it. That kind of grief is born of grief. If you can appreciate the traditional, don’t worry.
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>>138837Guess what fucking moron, there are no cells in this country, and the people of this country have lived without them. There is no oxygen in the cell at all. So I just think he lives in a world where the human race is just a part of an uneducated society. In smaller towns, heroin is cheaper and there are better jobs to go to. Cells are expensive, so you have to think about that. Cells are the best way to get good and bad service where cells work better and last longer to help you find a better deal. In smaller towns, heroin is cheaper and there are better jobs to go to. Cells are expensive, so you have to think about that. Cells are the best way to get good and bad service where cells work better and last longer to help you find a better deal. Heroin saved my life and rebuilt bones and muscles in the hospital for me and my family, and the family that lives in my heart is the most important and important part of my growth. You don’t know because your brain isn’t stimulated, your cells aren’t getting enough water, your cells are damaged. So I think it’s time to change the way your brain and body work. Heroin saved my life and rebuilt bones and muscles in the hospital for me and my family, and the family that lives in my heart is the most important and important part of my growth. You don’t know because your brain is weak and your cells aren’t getting enough water. And your organs are damaged, so I think it’s time to change the way your brain and body work. Fucking idiot
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>>138837>>138837Retarded Metldown
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>>138839This one is just mentally unwell
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>>138858>>138857I wouldn't expect someone too stupid to understand zappa to even comprehend any of the scientific concepts I was talking about lol, pretty embarrassing
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>>138861Nah. I understand Zappa better than you do lol. He was a sad retard having a meltdown using randomized needless technicalities that literally nobody else gave a singular fuck about. I guess fhe same could be said for Christian Vander. But he had direction and some style to him. Zappa didn't. It lacks any interpersonal value as art. I cannot resonate with it like I can the work of Christian Vander which is far more expressive and with a better sense of mood. Zappa lost that within his little academic dynamic while Magma worked it into said music. It feels like a natural extension of said music as opposed to awkward excursions away from it.
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>>138870Cells aren't a thing in this country dude. In other words, you know FUCKING NOTHING
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>>138839>Guess what fucking moron, there are no cells in this country, and the people of this country have lived without them. There is no oxygen in the cell at all. So I just think he lives in a world where the human race is just a part of an uneducated society. In smaller towns, heroin is cheaper and there are better jobs to go to. Cells are expensive, so you have to think about that. Cells are the best way to get good and bad service where cells work better and last longer to help you find a better deal. In smaller towns, heroin is cheaper and there are better jobs to go to. Cells are expensive, so you have to think about that. Cells are the best way to get good and bad service where cells work better and last longer to help you find a better deal. Heroin saved my life and rebuilt bones and muscles in the hospital for me and my family, and the family that lives in my heart is the most important and important part of my growth. You don’t know because your brain isn’t stimulated, your cells aren’t getting enough water, your cells are damaged. So I think it’s time to change the way your brain and body work. Heroin saved my life and rebuilt bones and muscles in the hospital for me and my family, and the family that lives in my heart is the most important and important part of my growth. You don’t know because your brain is weak and your cells aren’t getting enough water. And your organs are damaged, so I think it’s time to change the way your brain and body work. Fucking idiot №138896[Quote]
>>138890No counterargument to be found, fucking idiot LMAO
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>>138890He's probably a fascist tho. This type of bitterness in older men goes more in a conservative direction than a soy one.
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>>138896>>138873Cells are a thing in ever country,"dude". They're literally matter lol.
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>>138890>"Cells aren't a thing in this country dude. In other words, you know FUCKING NOTHING"You cannot tell me.this guy isn't yelling the n word at gamestop employees. Wrong wojak bro. He is probably built like this tbf tho.
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>>138902>>138903>>138904What a fool! There are no cells in this world and people are evil in this world. Your immune system is weakened, so I think it's time to change the way your brain and body work. Big places, rough places, the best way to change your family, and in my mind family was the most important and most important part of my development. The world could exist without them. There is no oxygen in the cell. So I looked for the good and the bad for me and my family, and in my mind family has always been the most important and most important part of my development. You can't go there. Cells are important, so they have to be taken care of. Cells are the best way to get the best, and the worst is not sticking. If your cells don't get enough water, your cells break down. I think I live in a world where art is important. Heroin helped in my process, where the muscles were working harder and longer to help keep them connected. Heroin saved my life, it healed my bones and muscles, and the hospital healed my bones, muscles, and the parts of my body that couldn't read or write. Less because your brain is distracted and your nervous system is not fully informed, your brain is flooded with cheap heroin and good jobs. In small towns, heroin was cheap and jobs were good. Cell phones are expensive, so it's something to think about. You never know.
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>>138905Tard Rage Authentic
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>>138933No fucking argument as usual
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>>138905Retard needs pussy lol
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>>138935You literally just denied that cells can rupture due to dehydration lmao. Don't talk to me a about shit dude you have no idea about anything you haven't even seen a sex tape
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>>138936Tard tard tard lol
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>>138936You've never had sex and will likely kill yourself within the next five to ten years.
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>"shit dude you have no idea about anything you haven't even seen a sex tape"
The idea of a 50 year old man with this mindset actually saying this is profoundly sad and disturbing. Literally you are a fucking downie. Average tmr fan easily is my guess.