/mtv/ - Media and Interests

>>136235
>"I have slept with girls in real life. That is better than being a member of the Chugas Tribe on Discord. Give me 100 Admin Losses, and I’ll show you what the real deal is. There is no "money" in this world. The people here have no problems; they don't even struggle to breathe. "The Cage," yes, we are "trapped in a cage," and we sleep with girls in real life. That is better than being in a "cell." We don't exist, but that doesn't matter. My "cell," my "cell," this "cell," I thought it was "just a library," so that’s where it came from. Just one thing… this might have some connection to the song "Nail," and perhaps to "The Cage" as well, but if you don't believe me, just ask. They’ll tell you right away, even if your TV happens to be on."

Meth,AI,or Intellectual Disability?

Completely fucking unintelligible either way.

If Celluar just means sexual I like Dancehall lol. I guess saying it that way makes you feel less like a clueless screeching retard living out an extremely imaginative fantasy? Still not a clear answer on what this means and clearly nobody else says it.

>>136192
Bro what the fuck is wrong with you? Genuinely unintelligible.

>>136192
>"1. Satan 2. You can't talk to a girl, yet you have a girlfriend 3. Your job is safe; read more from Zappa and other masterpieces 4. Satan, you bastard 5. Zappa has sex tapes and videos 6. 7. VELVET BAND: Upholding the Devil C."

Can somebody use an Ai to make a version of this song where these are the lyrics? Feel like that could be a neat little in joke.

https://youtu.be/7uhbvYAth5w?si=eBv2ro19l0XUXEt9

Also bro i said it was my ex haha. I said I've had girlfriends. I'm not currently dating. My last major situation left me broke tbh. That's why im on here bickering with you. I appreciate that you think my job is safe but I'm still too broke to like be lit doing much. Im just working and then also chilling at home smoking weed tbh. I think when my next check clears I will get my guitar fixed.

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>>136238
Fuck off dipshit. “The Cage,” yes, it feels like we’re in a “cage.” Oh “Cellular” admins, I’m here to tell you the opposite. No one in this world ever thought of it as “just a library,” and that’s where it was born. The only organization she thought of was “just a library,” and that’s where she came from. For one thing… it might have something to do with the song “Nail”; And maybe even to “The Cage,” those relationships give you instant gratification, especially when you take the time to figure it out. Reminder: this is my first post in two months. [This], “50,” is, oh “Cellular,” I’ve spent personal time with women in the real world. It’s so much better than being a member of the “Churgas Tribe” on Discord. Give me a chance. That’s what I need right now. You can find the “good guy” in a crowd of over a million musicians, but… I never imagined that this would happen with cell phones: information that is linked to them. But, in real life, you get a kind of intimacy with women. It’s better than finding someone you’re really looking for, even if you’re not talking to the girl on Discord. I don't have a "home" anymore; yes, I don't have a "home". But, after thinking about it, I felt. No, that's not quite true. Maybe I didn’t have a house before, but now I do. We wanted a "100," but more importantly… give me that "100." No one expected it to take off like this. But, that’s exactly what happened. "100." There are no "cell phones" in this world. The people who live here are the "administrators." If you don't mind, say their name out loud. However, I accept my "loss," and now, I'm going to show you what it really is. There is no such thing as "money" in this world. People here don’t suffer. They experience no difficulty even with the simple act of breathing. The inhabitants of this place have never experienced such trouble. They never suffered from respiratory illness or symptoms. All of that remains… and this may have something to do with the song "Cellular"; If you meditate with a calm and steady mind, you will soon begin to feel a sense of peace. I remind you again: this is my first post in the last two months. I am now 50 years old. So, I can now compose better music. No complications. I didn’t feel that before, but now I do. In a group of over a million musicians, we are looking for the "good guys". And then, not the people you're really looking for, you make connections with various other artists in the hopes of finding a "place like home". At that time, you didn't mind being put in a "room". We… don’t really exist, but that doesn’t matter. "My room," "my room," this "room" could make a lot of amazing songs out of here. No problem. I didn’t have that flexibility before; but now. We researched hundreds of artists for “Cellular,” but we hadn’t spoken to one girl on Discord yet.

>>136258
suck my dick

>>136257
Mentally ill

>>136257
There is no way you are 50. I refuse to believe this. You're probably like 15 and at oldest a little younger than I am right now. Sad if true ngl.

>>136274
>when you have no counter argument
lol pathetic

>>136295
There was no argument. Seems like you might not understand what an argument is tbqh. Just extremely sad if true.

>>136295
Why are you 50 and still this much of a skibbidi ohio? You don't think that is a little bit sad?

You're not aware it is for the same reasons you still listen to frank zappa and watch homestar runner maybe even.

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>>136297
After thinking for a moment, I listened to it. No, that’s not true. I might have been homeless once, but I’ve moved past that now. You want their screams to be painless, or perhaps symptom-free. It’s still the same… and maybe there’s some connection there… You’re just under a bit of mental stress, that’s all. Hahaha. I have no reason to be angry. You’re 40, you’re miserable, and you’re alone. I don’t have a "home" anymore. Yes, I truly don’t have a "home" anymore. Batman would have gotten angry. 100. But more importantly… give me a 100. Nobody cares. Yet, it happened. So, if you give me a red dot, I’ll tell you the truth. In this world, there is no "money." The people here don’t suffer. That means a good night’s sleep is actually a bad thing. Nothing moves, and nothing ever goes wrong. 100. In this world, there is no "HP." The people here are "leaders." If you’re a "leader," then why do you find Frank Zappa so amusing? I’m talking about people’s favorite songs. Haha. We are so miserable that we cannot tolerate injustice. Our users just don’t care enough. Can you tell us a joke where a cell phone is loudly calling out your name? However, I admit that I am "bad"; people here never get that lucky. And that song, "Cellular": Brother, Brother.

>>136300
Ok

>>136308
Fucking idiot

why is all of this happening because OP wanted to fuck a homestar runner character

>>136313
Idk man. I sort of gave up fighting it after a while.

>>136310
Get a job to prove how conservative and high iq you are!

>>136315
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No more "cells." After all, Batman looks his best when he’s angry. We are talking about the one thing people in this world love most: "money." People spend their time on Discord discussing songs, specifically, "Cage." Hahaha. We are the "managers." If you don't mind, say their names out loud. Anyway, I admit my "failure." And now, I will show you what is real. There is nothing more terrifying than being trapped in a "cell." We have no existence, yet those who have gone through this experience know that the people here are the "leaders." If you truly are "leaders," then why would you give Frank Zappa a perfect score, 100 out of 100? No one here needs to suffer. Whether I, or rather, *they* have had sexual experiences or not makes no difference. While confined in my "cell," I face no difficulty even in performing the simplest of tasks, such as breathing. The inhabitants here, this "cell," that "cell," everything. I used to think that every action of ours was "cellular." But then I discovered that the locals here have absolutely no sexual experience with women in real life. This life is better than being just another member of the ordinary "Chungas family." Anyway, doesn't the whole thing seem amusing? Perhaps it has something to do with the song "Cage." If you meditate on it, you will see that amidst this extreme suffering, there is something present that isn't actually there… Yes, we are "caged," yet in real life, we are actually having sex with women. That is my reality. Ultimately, the situation becomes complicated in this way. They never suffer from any respiratory illnesses or symptoms of any kind. All of that still exists… along with this "100." But the most important thing is… give me that.

>>136345
>"No more "cells." After all, Batman looks his best when he’s angry. We are talking about the one thing people in this world love most: "money." People spend their time on Discord discussing songs, specifically, "Cage." Hahaha. We are the "managers." If you don't mind, say their names out loud. Anyway, I admit my "failure." And now, I will show you what is real. There is nothing more terrifying than being trapped in a "cell." We have no existence, yet those who have gone through this experience know that the people here are the "leaders." If you truly are "leaders," then why would you give Frank Zappa a perfect score, 100 out of 100? No one here needs to suffer. Whether I, or rather, *they* have had sexual experiences or not makes no difference. While confined in my "cell,""

Crackhead shit

>>136369
do you even understand what the fuck I'm saying or are you too braindead from smoking weed to get it?

didn't think so

>>134278 (OP)
who is they

>4 days later
>no response
so at this point we're all aware that he folded, right?

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>>136573
I've been working lmao. Maybe the issue is more you being too retarded to find a job no? But no you simply spazzed and started muttering random crap. I don't have to give a real answer for that lol. Get a fucking job.

>>136573
There's no argument it's all spastic screeching that amounts to Frank Sappa was kind of weird and probably smelled bad but you find it impressive because you have literally never been laid so you tolerate his randomized shittyness.

>le celluar=im fourty and I just learned what sex was because im intellectually disabled

Lol

>>136626
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>>136628
The easiest way to avoid getting hit by your phone is to take your headphones off, but you should be aware that your phone can damage its power supply. I don't have a phone. We have phones, but we're not phones - that makes a big difference. My phone, this phone, this phone… I think we'll announce something in two months. The idiot here is *you*, not me. You need to live. I listen to old music, if that's what you think - lol. But no one said that. So, yeah. That's it. If *he* wrote your beautiful, emotional song "Cellular" - if you've never spoken to a single woman on Discord (let alone a real one)… then your job is safe. In the meantime, look at other things - like marijuana. But still. Your definition of what is or is not "cellular music" is arbitrary and meaningless. Name a song that sounds better than what I say, and maybe I'll respect it more. But I hear some music. Don't put it in the "world." So: cells are cells; We represent an evolutionary phase in which the structure of cells - and the sexual functions that support the organization and development of living cells - have become more refined and visible. What I do *is* a cell and it is - 50; just this one cell. Many of the scenes in sex scenes, whether it's about breathing cells or beautiful girls licking cells, are exciting and thrilling. But there are sex videos to watch - and to show - that many people die in pain. This is different from the cancer that helped him write his best songs. No problem. You didn't have one before, but now I do. You spend all your time looking for 100 singers… you're not as smart as you think you are. You can stop looking for ways to do it.

Sextapes were found in a hotel room in Pisa. I didn't have any before, but now I do. It takes 100 artists to create "something a little like home," and that’s just fine. "The problem with mobile phones is that I never imagined the information surrounding them would become so widespread but it has." Sextapes can contain recordings and a beautiful woman filming them, which is very interesting and exciting. Cytoplasm contains cells, which form the "basis" of organisms. The brain is a construct. I’m better than you; you’re a girl. Hahaha. We are the "bosses." If you don't mind, say so and emphasize that many people have died horrible deaths. This stands in contrast to the progression of cancer in terms of cellular morphology and chromosome formation, thereby confirming the relationship between these two concepts and the cellular functions subsequently revealed within the chromosomal cassettes. Most of the sex scenes are their own, lol. People in their forties are saying it out loud. Anyway, I admit my "failure." Neuronal activity and development are increasing significantly.

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>>136630
Right so you're sort of a retard like I said lmao. Meaningless rhetorical statements. CAN are better because they could songwrite or their songs at least had pacing and structure and zappa did not. Good talk.

>>136630
>"But still. Your definition of what is or is not "cellular music" is arbitrary and meaningless. Name a song that sounds better than what I say, and maybe I'll respect it more. But I hear some music."

Nobody has a definition of it other than you because it doesnt exist. Just you screeching spaastically about nothing tbqh. Largely because you don't actually have a point to make.

Sex tapes were discovered in various hotels across the country; Frank Zappa’s music plays a central role in them acting as a kind of demonic force that feeds upon physical needs a real force, to be precise, also comprised of cells. The ladies dine in rooms featuring a delicious and enticing menu and furthermore they softly touched cells in a way that was very beautiful and I enjoyed it. That was what Frank Zappa meant to me.

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>>136636
You're a fucking moron dude

>>136644
>"Sex tapes were found in a hotel room"

Nah thats you haha. Little blathering retard.

>>136637
It doesn't exist lol. Just another way for you to spazz out and have your little meltdowns. Zappa is shit. I appreciate the in depth analysis of another mans sex life thank you. Moving on

>>136659
prove me wrong then you dickwaffle

>>136663
Retarded screeching with nonsensical metrics that you cannot defend or explain lol. I don't need too. Go fill out a fucking job application. Assuming you are able to do that!

>>136691
prove that sex tapes haven't been found in literally hundreds of different hotel rooms. prove that weed doesn't break down cellular membranes. prove that heroin isn't an essential facet of cellular therapy. prove literally anything I said wrong if it's all just "retartrted screeccheing with nonesenesicical metricks"

>>136697
I never claimed that sex tapes hadn't been found in hundreds of different hotel rooms. You have that as a retarded little fixation because you have never had sex and are emotionally and likely intellectually stunted so you never really fully reached adulthood. You have the mentality of a 13 year old boy. But regardless that was just the conversation you were having in your head.

>>136697
>"prove that weed doesn't break down cellular membranes. prove that heroin isn't an essential facet of cellular therapy."

What does that have to do with music other than you being mentally disabled and throwing a fit essentially? I don't need to because it is irrelevant. Tard rage Screeching about nothing lmao. Doesn't have a connection to the quality of said music. Might be true irdfk but completely void and null to the topic at hand.

Zappa sucks because he was a spazzy angry retard type guy who just made loud noises and parted basically. You like it because you are stupid. There you go.

*farted

Like yeah I never claimed that smoking marijuana was good for me though. I might have claimed zappa got no bitches but thats not really my reason for hating his music. It just sounds like shit. Sorry.

>>136701
so you can't prove me wrong but you'll still insist that what I'm saying is le nonsensical whatever. pretty dumb of you. you know everyone can see it when you do obvious cop outs like this right?

>>136701
I know this is triggering for you, but like I said there are hundreds of examples you can look up of sex tapes being found inside of hotel rooms. you've utterly failed to prove me wrong and there are thousands of people reading this thread right now who can clearly see how much of a fucking moron you are

yeah that's right. back down you fucking pussy. preferably you'd just admit outright that you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about, that you can't prove anything I've said about sextapes or heroin wrong, and that you're literally on the verge of total cellular failure right now. but your silence will do just fine as a concession

might as well do another victory lap lol. you ARE experiencing cell failure. you HAVEN'T ever watched a sex tape. you DON'T know what a good girl is. you NEED cellular therapy ASAP. you ARE too stupid to understand the lyrical themes of Zappa. you ARE too stupid to understand the lyrical themes of The Doors. you COULDN'T name a single significant work of art that you like and actually understand, because the only shit you like is random noise autistic screeching like Stauckhaussen