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I love her so much bros

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>>126294 (OP)
You love having public meltdowns more it seems like.

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>>126294 (OP)
Vro reminding us all he wants to have sex with a broom like its a flex.

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>>126329
>>126328
At least I'm not so retarded that I got filtered by dream theater lol. Do you even know what a time signature is?

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>>126356
You're like the most retarded person ive ever interacted with. Its random funny screaming quirk chungus funko music. Nobody thinks your smart for liking shit like that outside of reddit. You're so retarded this is what your doing on a fucking Monday anyway so it must be pretty bad. Normal people were doing this thing called "working". Lmk how this works though. You don't know what the clitoris is and your only other point of reference is anime osts so you buy his shtick enough to overlook that the music itself is dogshit. I listen to classical.

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Pete Nice would think you wre a bitch.

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>>126356
But yeah I do. I listen to prog aswell. Magma features multiple time signatures and a lot of changes. It's just more coherent than frank zappa because its actually intended as cohesive coherent music as opposed to a form of repressed masterbation. I already told you I listen to multiple prog rock bands and have mentioned that thr velvet underground were mostly writing songs in common time prior. For there to be a common time there needs to be a count etc. So you could have just assumed I did from that. But no i listen to Gentle Giant,Van Der Graaf Generator,and Magma,and also ELP and Camel. Picchio dal Pozzo and Locanda delle Fate. All bands with a lot of time signature changes. I can see why youd assume I dislike odd time signatures though. Since I said I like krautrock best and krautrock had very few time signature changes and more songs in common time than british or French prog at that time did. So it was more "linear" in that sense at least. If that's what you meant by "simple".

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>>126356
Common time is 4 by 4 and everything else is uncommon except for like 3/4 and 3/3 in western pop music,1/1 in punk,2/3 or 2/5 or 1/5 in the nordics,and then obviously 5/5 for Chinese. Its like the number of notes in a sequence prettymuch. Conventionally counted in sets of 2 but there are other systems. Thats about where my knowledge ends though. I play in odd time signatures sometimes but not always.

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>>126356
Lol. Is the only band yiu know dreamtheater? No though I just prefer 70s bands. Im not big into 90s rock beyond black metal. But a lot of like Van Der Graaf Generator,Magma,Camel,Emerson lake and palmer,gentle giant,I know RUSH didn't really have a ton of odd time signatures in the 70s but them aswell. I mostly like prog rock I can smoke weed too and prog rock i can play in the background while im working. Im trying to think of other bands. I like Perigeo. Im not into the jazz fusion shit or jazz in general but I can tolerate jazz elements in small amounts lol. But no I like odd time signatures. All depends what your doing though. I don't think the velvet underground would have worked without some pop song structures. The whole lack of conventional melody thing. It needed memorable hooks etc to have emotional resonance. Ao I get why you view iy as less sophisticated or whatever but the hook chorus verse structure basically made it musically possible. Without those very minor pop tropes it wouldn't have good movement. But there are bands who used odd time more than I enjoy. It just depends. The concept of the velvet underground musically inherently requires some of the conventions you are decreeing ngl but I do see how if you listen to mostly dreamtheater or prog in general that could feel a little stale. I enjoy their songwriting though. They really pushed what a song could be imo.

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But no I know time signatures. I like prog rock too just not the same ones. Although obviously Lou reed hated odd time and believed everything should be standardized to 4/4 but yk he had a lot of ideas. I find his music interesting. Yk its internally consistent its just nonconventional songwriting. But no I like prog rock aswell just not dreamtheater.

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>>126377
You say that you know time signatures b it you don't understand it and then the other day i said that i am a little confused and confused about what time signatures were in my brain but you know i was confused about the same time frame as you are right and you know what i mean. this ties back to you saying the time when you had a bad time with someone who had bad time signatures which cannot be cellular energy manifested in cell cycles. Cells are the same thing that we use to make the cell cycle work and we can do that in a different cell cycles and we have a lot more energy to do it with a lot of energy to get to that stage where you have a cell count. so yeah, I think you're full of shit basically

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>>126375
Dream Theater. Hazbin Hotel. Homestar Runner. Excel Saga. Frank Zappa. Panty Stocking. Pierre Boulez. Homestuck. Captain Beefheart. The Doors. These are all fucking GENERATION DEFINING artists/works and you're hopelessly filtered by EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM and they don't care what they think of them and you can't be bothered with that and they are the only people that care for you to do so they don't even know you and they are the reason you have a right and they don't want to do anything. Cells and cells and cells and organs and all the organs are in there so they are just like the rest and they don't need you and they are not the only thing to be doing to them so you can just keep it up with the whole world and they can do whatever you wanna be.

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>>126394
>>126393
Im pretty sure its the country dude. If its on beat 4 beats thats 4 by 4. You gotta count how many times it goes haha. All there is too it. Playing in odd time signatures actually easy as fuck. You can repeat the same note and still have it not be in 4/4 really. Its just the length of the sequence really. You stomp "on beat" then thats 4/4 thats the norm and everything else is viewed in contrast to it somewhat. But like 1 2 3 4 there tou go and then if next time has 4 beats aswell then its in 4/4. And like most western music is in 4/4 outside of prog rock reqlly. I forgot what I was saying haha. But yeah I play in odd tike signatures sometimes. I try to throw a little thing here and there in yk. Give it a little more charecter more flavor. I like odd time signatures honestly. Very fun to do on guitar. Sounds great on electric when yku play it out. Depends on the mood or tone though some things really do default better in 4 by 4. But idk bro like its not even hard to understand lol. Your just a retard who prizes himself oj simple shit ig. 24 beats pause 1 beat wow its 24/1. Fucking incredible right? Btfo.

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>>126394
Your gonna end up killing yourself for sure. I feel bad for you.

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>>126394
Just like mask off I feel bad for you. I genuinely am amazed you wake up every morning.

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>>126393
>>126393
No I dont. That was completely unintelligible bro.

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>>126394
Yeah your mentally retarded lol. So anyway you can literally count it out. Its not hard.

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>>126394
Bro I get your probably trolling but I cant even understand what the fuck this says to get offended in the first place. You need some bitches and psychoanalysis or something.

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Bro im telling you Magma has odd time signatures too. So does Gentle Giant. Its mostly just CAN who doesn't tbh and some other krautrock. They unironically believed in minimalism probably. So opposite of what your saying simple good simple sleak etc. Probably a similar school of thought to Lou reed I imagine. But ELP also use a ton of crazy time signature changes. Its just krautrock which didnt.

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Not everything i listen to is in odd time I will admit but I listen to some stuff that does shit like that too. Like hard to find time signatures. I listen to classical. Im getting old haha.

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Classical Music like actual Classical. Id be lying if I pretended I actually hated cideogame soundtracks I love some of those but they're no replacement for more serious academic compositional works. Im not like a trained musician though. Im sure I count it wrong all the tike and shit. But yk lot of stuff that ive listened to with odd time signatures or song structures. Really fun stuff to get high too haha.

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Dude have you even heard island? They're insane.

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>>126394
https://youtu.be/uy0r3q1TAMA?si=OMEucZEMd6qgbGl7

Check this fucking shit out. I love this band man. This is one of the greatest records of all time. This has crazy shit on it.

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Island. Their 1977 album. It is a classic. Has to be one of my all time favorite prog albums. Self titled one off album only thing they ever put out except for like one or two post numerous and a single or something. But nobody gives a fuck about those. Island by Island from 1977. Fucking great. Dude you cannot go wrong. Check that out. On youtube.

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>>126422
I've heard Island before, it's pretty good

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>>126428
Yee right! Classic shit.

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Listening to Dancehall right now. Great rhythmic meters and alterations. Lot you can do in just standard 4/4. Lot you could even do in 2/2. It doesn't always need to be complex. Sometimes the most profound things in life are simple. But I do love old timesignatureslop baby boomer cokehead larper bands ngl.

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Little Van der Graaf Generator earlier too little elp haha. Idk. Im going in at 4 today. But really I gotta leave at like 2 or some shit. Im judt trying to not get too depressed lol. Itd fucking cash is tight. But it is what it is.

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Mother 3 is overrated 2emotional4u slop BTW

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Cells are the only cells in which a person can produce the energy they want and are not the same thing they are when the body processes it or is used for the process that produces the most of it or is it a process of production that produces a chemical that produces a process of the cell. Cellular reproduction can occur when a person has an active process that produces energy and produces a process of reproduction which of these processes produces a process of producing a process of life that produces energy which produces a process that is not a chemical but is produced in a chemical.

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>>126506
>>126527
The conversation already ended

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>>126533
>hurr I refuse to engage with points I'm too dumb to understand
I hate people like you

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I am elderly. I have no pets, only one child. So if you need anything, I can help your cell and you can help me. If you need salts or membranes, please help me with something else. I am working harder than ever, but if anyone needs help, it is my parents and friends. P.S.: Cells are my favorite subject. I have a wonderful family. Thank you and I wish you all the best! Thank you for being my friends. Thank you all. Thank you and if I were your father, you would be a good person and a great blessing. You are my cell. you keep it alive and I love thinking of you. There are many types of cells that make cells strong and the more cells you have, the happier they are, but these are the best, especially my good friends. I am grateful for your kindness and generosity.

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Sex tapes were found on a videotape taken in a hotel in new london and the footage of a man being held by the man who had a gun this was a good idea and a good one to start off with. Cells and other organs can also help with this and the brain can also be a bit of an influence in how we can be better off without it and the body is a bit more conscious and more aware and able of it is more aware and aware and able more easily to see what is going on. This is what makes Zappa better than CAN ultimately, the most talented and most versatile person on this team in this draft and he has a great game and he is a cell and he is the most cellular player on this team and we need him for next week if possible

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tried listening to the velvet underground today, basically sounded like the doors but shittier

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>Sex tapes were found on a videotape taken in a hotel in new london and the footage of a man being held by the man who had a gun this was a good idea and a good one to start off with. Cells and other organs can also help with this and the brain can also be a bit of an influence in how we can be better off without it and the body is a bit more conscious and more aware and able of it is more aware and aware and able more easily to see what is going on. This is what makes Zappa better than CAN ultimately, the most talented and most versatile person on this team in this draft and he has a great game and he is a cell and he is the most cellular player on this team and we need him for next week if possible

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>>126812
fuck off

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>>126549
You had zero point your just spastic

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>>126857
Do I need to explain cellular reproduction to you again?

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>>126861
You need to bash your head into the wall and start screeching in all caps again for my amusement. This will be funnier when you inevitably get hit with self awareness and "stop posting" mysteriously.

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>>126861
You sounded like a crackhead doing that so sure ig make yourself sound like a crackhead again. ðŸĪŠ

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>>126872
>>126870
lol, you're really frustrated at not understanding my arguments aren't you? don't worry little one, with patience you'll eventually gain the mental ability to read entire paragraphs

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>>126883
Not really lol. I can tell you are though. Same way I can tell you didnt work at all this year. Cheers!

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>>126883
You literally have a meltdown over being asked to do this. You're too stupid for the velvet underground. Thats why you like zappa. Its dumbed down and has enough cynically placed funny screeching for you to follow along like a good little boy. Your attempts to seem cool are so sad ngl. Its like lmao. Thanks for putting my own life in perspective I guess. No way youve ever seen a paycheck.

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I talk to real life women. You're not triggering me by telling me how much you want to fuck inanimate objects. I just feel bad for you. Im not even great either them either haha. But holy shit dude. Like what the fuck is wrong with you? You're a total mental case. That's probably why you can't tell that Zappa was totally incoherent musically or maybe why you alternatively don't care. I can understand if you dislike 4/4 or common time or if you dislike atonality. Those are like genuine musical traits. So if you hated CAN or The Velvet Underground for that reason I think I could understand it better. Clearly musical geniuses though. Lets not pretend it lacks substance or complexity. Might not meet your standard but it has plenty of that. Much more than Frank Zappa could.

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If you said "I dislike common time and in dislike atonality" that would be like actual traits you could decry. That would actually make sense. Which i assume is what your actual issue is. What your saying is just schizobabble.

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Holy fucking shit how does this keep going for so long
>Some retard posts about his attraction to a broom looking thing from a flash series only trannies care about
>Another retard comes along, this time it's ZappaLee, to get mad over snca and mention how Frank Zappa is shit for the thrembillionth time.
>The two special individuals shitfling each other with posts longer than the Bible for 6 gorillion pages
Kill yourselves.

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>>126962
Nah. You're probably retarded or something though. You like anime lol.

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>>126962
Why do you talk like this? Shit is weird and sad ngl.

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>>126962
shut the fuck up you faggot

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Obese retard mental health check in time!

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>>127130
>>127140
I was expecting you to have spazzed 4 gazillion paragraphs by now. Hospital workers came by to make sure you werent skrimbly zappaing in public again?

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>>127145
hey fuck you asshole

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>>127146
You're such a fucking spazz ngl. Completely incapable.

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>>127146
Thats why you like Frank Zappa and The Incredibly Skibbidi Tard Rage Band ig. As opposed to something with actual pacing or effect like The Velvet Underground,Love,Jimi Hendrix,Funkadelic,The West Coast Experimental Pop Art Band,CAN,The Kinks,or Faust.

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>>127147
>>127148
at least I have functional cells LMAO

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So anyway ill repeat myself since you have trouble listening:

You're a total mental case. That's probably why you can't tell that Zappa was totally incoherent musically or maybe why you alternatively don't care. I can understand if you dislike 4/4 or common time or if you dislike atonality. Those are like genuine musical traits. So if you hated CAN or The Velvet Underground for that reason I think I could understand it better. Clearly musical geniuses though. Lets not pretend it lacks substance or complexity. Might not meet your standard but it has plenty of that. Much more than Frank Zappa could. If you could pay attention for more than 30 seconds without having le funny meme moment shoved in your face maybe you would understand.

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>>127149
You don't. You don't have functional anything. Thats just one of your epic bazinga meme phrases.

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>>127149
You are literally too spastic to functionally obtain a job and will likely die prematurely lol. You learned an epic poggers smart big boy term from frank zappa or Bill nye the science guy. If it could go wrong it probably did. Go screech and bash your head into the wall about it.

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So anyway ill repeat myself since you have trouble listening:

You're a total mental case. That's probably why you can't tell that Zappa was totally incoherent musically or maybe why you alternatively don't care. I can understand if you dislike 4/4 or common time or if you dislike atonality. Those are like genuine musical traits. So if you hated CAN or The Velvet Underground for that reason I think I could understand it better. Clearly musical geniuses though. Lets not pretend it lacks substance or complexity. Might not meet your standard but it has plenty of that. Much more than Frank Zappa could. If you could pay attention for more than 30 seconds without having le funny meme moment shoved in your face maybe you would understand. You are a massive tard. That's also why Homestuck appeals to you. You cannot comprehend normal interaction whatsoever. So no. You do not have "good genes". You won't be "making it" either lmao.

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Homestretch Runner. Literally the same thing. Post zappa tard rage funny yelling "media".

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You wanna hear something extra red pilled my skibbidi little ohio crabo zappa guy wholesome doggo quirky boy? They used to have people like you lobotomized. You can take that how you will.

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>>127153
Genes are pseudoscientific bullshit retard. Read cell theory

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>>127158
Bro thinking so literally lol. Epic Trout Tard Chungu Moment where you can't understand anything written beyond the level of a middleschooler or understand non literal language.

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>>127158
But yes,we know you cannot read and are a massive tard who probably touches himself on public transit. My bad for assuming you could pick up on a direct reference to something you would care about. Jim Jim Pewdiepie and whatnot lol.

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Jerome Philidelphia. Friend of The Lobsters and brutally enforcer of second wave feminism.

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That's what Jerome Pewtershmit Kirk does according to your retarded ass right? He spreads 2nd wave feminism? Probably using the money he got from lobster farming? What a big boy!!!!!!

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>>127159
>>127160
Don't care, stay mad. Enjoy your bloodstream being 90% cytoplasm lol

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>>127164
Im gonna tell Jerimiah Peterson to turn you into a third wave feminist and make you eat an all lobster diet if you continue. Its so funny how smart epic chungus reddit boys think they are. Everybody else just views guys like you as massive retards.

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>>127164
>"Dont care stay mad"

The irony that you have no friends never will and will likely end up killing yourself. I just find mocking your existence funny because it is.

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>>127164
If you don't stop the retarded screeching im going to tell the jimjam kirk Peterson anti piracy screen to come force you to become a 5hird wave feminist and invest in lobster farming.

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Jerome Pewdiepie,master of all lobsters and the ceo behind third wave feminism.

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>>127167
>>127166
>>127165
What the fuck are you even saying man? You're so tapped dude it's insane

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>>127169
If you dont exist tard rage I will be telling him which wing of the mental hospital your being kept.

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>>127169
Nit insane at all. Obvious signals you are sharing with everybody. The people who have the reactions and interests you do tend to be spastic obese discord admins with zero life experience. Like you!

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>>127169
>"dude"

Pffft lol lmao gef

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Whoa. That actually actually shut you up huh? Either that or your caretaker shut off the internet. 4 minutes no response. Long time for you im sure b

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>>127172
>>127171
>>127170
Suck my dick fucking piece of shit!!!

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>>127174
Meltdown because it's true and your too much of a retard to ride it out or create a rebuttal.

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Another win for Jimbo Petaricia,lord of the 2jd wave feminists and worlds greatest lobster chef.

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marge what happened in this thread o algo

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Something about Polish politician Joetaro Peterson and his militant third wave feminist platform he keepa telling me about.

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>>127178
Entire thread was created out of rage and mental retardation that he's not even conscientious of.

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Whomstve else fucks with The human Expression or The Rising Storm?

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she's so perfect bros

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>>127427
fuck off

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>>127145
person who posted >>127130 here, i think you got me confused for the broomfucker



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