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>one of the most musically diverse subgenres of metal, inspired by groove metal, funk metal, death metal, industrial, alternative rock, grunge, metalcore and even hip hop
>covers a wide range of subject matters in their lyrics, ranging from heartbreaking trauma, the trials of everyday life and doing it all for the nookie (WHAT?), performed masterfully via fry screaming, scatting, singing, shouting and growling
>iconic, timeless style utilising oversized, baggy clothes, big shoes and chains for increased movement, storage and a larger physical presence to assert dominance. the age old adage of "baggier = swaggier" taken to its fashionable conclusion
>garnered a fanbase of well adjusted, intellectual and virile white teenagers and young adults who felt that the music gave them an avenue for self expression and true rebellion against the ZOG-mandated conformity forced upon them by their schools and government
<has retained the exact same stagnant sound ever since the jump from 2nd wave to 3rd wave, save for the inclusion of more synths and cheesy bells and whistles
<exclusively "sings" about satan and cringe inducing revenge fantasies because their well adjusted, churchgoing, Jesus loving, successful parents didn't approve of them growing their greasy hair out and wearing mayhem shirts to school because they knew it would get them bullied. now obsessively hates religion because they associate it with their well-meaning parents
<style inspired by suicidal homosexuals from the 90s and gay leather daddies from the 80s. they have resorted to wearing black skinny jeans and having their hair long because they have acknowledged their own weakness and know that they would absolutely get raped and beaten if they were in any sort of confrontational scenario
<exclusively listened to by dejected, socially and mentally inept retards who have modelled their entire personality around listening to obscure radio static fuzz and distorted screams because its the only thing that makes them feel special. will probably end up shooting 3 white kids at the local elementary school and then themselves if they dont hang themselves while blasting a nocturnal depression song to commemorate the end of their miserable life instead
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Trvke
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if you think nu-metal isn't metal you are a retards
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>I did it all for the nookie, the nooke, so you could get that Oreo
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black metal has ALWAYS been larp (you VVILL NOT question zis)
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the NIN/Korn/Bizkit sperging was funnier
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Spergy rant typical for a numetal fan geg
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Nobaldi listens to nu metal doebeit
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>>124041 (OP)Gatekeeping 'fandoms' is impossible because the concept of fandom already entails the sedation and redirection of the essence of a subculture towards consumer identity which killed what we call metal from as early into the thought process behind it as black sabbath and so every fandom can be broken down into three types of people
>real fans, not that it matters>fake fans>fake real fansblack metal braniggers are the third group, numetal is metal's version of the middle group and every real metal fan is like 40 or older or whatever or who even cares reallyG
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>>124041 (OP)The juxtaposition between the reasons nu metal is good being obvious bait and the reasons black metal is bad being 100% sincere and true makes the whole thing tbh
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>>124041 (OP)this is unrelated to this post but metal is unlistenable when the lyrics are english
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op, we dont give a fuck unless you give a fuck about me and my generation