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I'm glad the soyboy insults work just as well as on day 1.
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Fuck this shit they're going to ruin metroid
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>>123492mactroid donalda other big mac or something
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>>123492They they ruined Zelda with BotW, so it's only natural they will do the same to Metroid.
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But, but guys, guys, he's so relatable, cubicles, coworkers, oh my fauci!
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>>123504And Zelda is SOOO relatable now because it's open world! JUST LIKE REAL LIFE!!! PRAISE BE TO DISNEY AND ROCKSTAR!
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Brimstone so bad that the average normgroid consumer hates it— it'd be more easier to bait if we actually pretend to like it instead.
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>>123514God forbid they make another Zelda with the tried and true old formula, everything must be an open world with non-cohesive progression now
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>>123519But it's so REAL bro! Everyone totally loves miles of nothing in their games! That's why Monopoly should have 10 times as many squares, with most of them being blank!
Put a shotgun to the heads of the retards that shill open worlds nonstop and pull the trigger. It's hardly ever anything more than a time sink for loser retards. Fake content. Fake game length.
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>>123896OOC she never becomes taller than a planet and super muscular, NOT CANON
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fuck this tranny retard slop we waited 18 years for this
>>123896gooning to this right now instead
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>>123901It should be canon
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>>123896Literally the only reason why anyone gives a shit about Metroid is just to see how autists would react to Samus getting assraped by aliens.
>>123898Matei is a coded like a cuckchanner? Yes.
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>>123927I enjoy playing metroid thougj
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>>123927But the games are fun o algo, i especially really enjoy fusion and prime 3 corruption
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>>124015Fun story i used to think that the SA-X's nose bridge was a droopy mouth and that it was doing a weird funny face in that shot.
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>>124038Fun story, mine is just about me having nightmares on it but it was fun. I wish soft horror like this was still prevalent instead of creepypasta style red dot eyes everyone is obsessed about nowdays.