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All Bethesda games are SHIT. Except for Morrowind because it had an actual good writer who carried the entire game.
They all looked ugly as hell for their time, they all have shit combat (except for Fallout 4), they're all bug-ridden messes that are only playable with fan patches, and all games starting with Oblivion have horrific writing thanks to Emil Pagliarulo who is a genuine sub-90 IQ talentless brainlet who has the mental capacity of a 12 year old and who doesn't know what the fuck he is doing, and him being friends with Todd Howard since high school is the only reason he is still employed. There are Harry Potter fanfictions with better writing than Fallout 4. I'm 100% certain that even I could write a better game than Pagliarulo. And every time the imbecil gets called out for his shit writing, he lashes out and starts autistically screeching something along the lines of "NO, MY WRITING IS GOOD, IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO ARE WRONG FOR NOT LIKING MY WRITING". Anyway, I genuinely don't understand how Bethesda is still alive. Why the fuck do normgroids keep buying their shitty games? There is literally not one good thing I can say about Skyrim or Fallout 4, they're some of the worst, most boring games I've played, with some of the shittiest writing. Bethesda fans are absolute mental midgets, pure goycattle who just buy whatever the internet tells them to buy.

No arrow therefore I'm actually Todd Howard.

 â„–121751[Quote]

Also never forget that Obsidian pitched a sequel for Fallout New Vegas but Todd rejected it purely out of spite because they embarrassed him and his gay faggot lover Emil by making a Fallout game that's better than Fallout 3 in every way imaginable, especially writing, and with only a fraction of the time and resources Bethesda had had. New Vegas was critically acclaimed, loved by the fans AND a big commercial success, so there was no other reason to not let Obsidian make a sequel other than envy and spite. We could've gotten a second good 3D Fallout game but the physical midget Todd and the mental midget Emil nipped it in the bud because they were jealous of people who know how to make actually good games and write actually good stories.

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>>121746 (OP)
Nice opinion, which youtubers did you get it from? Skyrim is a flawed masterpiece and everything afterwards is trash especially on the fallout front but the rest of this is just nonsense genuinely. There is a 20 hour long video essay about why Skyrim is bad and even then it can only bring itself to say roughly that it's 'not as good as you remember', you cannot tell me that people seething and coping that hard over someone else's nostalgia for a fucking videogame reflects on the game more than it does on their own pseudointellectual hard-on. Every game has bad writing when you're a fucking spic who can't read.

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>>121751
I don't think it was a sequel, but another spin off game for Elder Scrolls.

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>>121762
Holy Bethesda fanboy leakage, go buy the new Skyrim re-re-re-re-release or something.
>Nice opinion, which youtubers did you get it from?
I don't think there are any youtubers who hate Skyrim and Oblivion, especially as much as I do. They're all mindless slop-consuming victims of marketing who glaze both games, just like you.
You're talking like one of those capeshit fans who are like "Anyone who says they hate Marvel is actually just hating on popular things to be edgy and pretentious!!", like nigga you're such a consoomer that you can't accept the fact that I've played Skyrim and I didn't fucking like it, you have to make up some mental gymnastics that I'm just a pseudointellectual who's trying to be a contrarian or that I got this opinion from someone else because one just can't not like muh favorite fantasy rpg game.

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>>121762
>Every game has bad writing when you're a fucking spic who can't read.
Ladies and gentlemen, behold: the great Pagliarulo's writing that I will never get because apparently I'm a spic who can't read.
And if you're talking about Skyrim specifically, I guess it does take a lot of talent to take a setting with incredibly complex and interesting lore and make a shitty chosen one story where the protagonist is contacted by wise bearded men who train him to use his unique magical powers so he can defeat an evil dragon who wants to destroy the world, and it's set in fucking medieval Norway but with fantasy creatures and magic. The average 10 year child old can come up with a story like that.

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>>121770
>make a shitty chosen one story where the protagonist is contacted by wise bearded men who train him to use his unique magical powers so he can defeat an evil dragon who wants to destroy the world,

i thought this was the bethesda hate thread? not the obsidian one?

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the only tes games i enjoyed were daggerfall and skyrim. morrowind is boring as fuck i don't care if the "writing and story are good" it feels so fake and dead. no immersion. also oblivion is just skyrim but worse.



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