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The "Turner Diaries"/"Legend Of The Galactic Heroes" of our time?…

The chronicles of a war against Brown Cunny faggotry, (((ESG))), (((Tuft-Pierre))), Frenchies, and Worldwide Jewry.

We must secure the existence of Tabletonian people and a future for Tabletonian children. Gas the Frenchies and the (((Tuft-Pierrians))). Curb-Stomp anybody who dares to judge the series by its cover by negatively comparing it's art-style to Family Guy (as if Regular Show somehow taught everybody jack-fucking-shit…).


https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Kiff

https://www.disneyplus.com/en-us/browse/entity-549156f3-a127-4b22-b95d-860bad72808c

https://www.disneyplus.com/en-us/browse/entity-bd554606-2479-4324-b617-a92039923b87

https://www.disneyplus.com/en-us/browse/entity-3cdd3fdb-e600-4995-bdf9-ece5c22b4afe

https://disneynow.com/shows/kiff

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Holy autism

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actual snca

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hrewerhweh

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hwerhwrewhererwh

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jerretejerr

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>>115420 (OP)
#SAVEKIFF

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>>115511
Jesus Christ, what the hell is he on about? Fucking Gang-Raping kids? Getting sexually assaulted at the playground? Some kid named Barry fucking his own mom? This Nigger scum needs to die. A fucker like this should be 6 ft. under, or at least rotting in a psych ward.

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>>115511
wait… Is that a inkbunny profile picture???????

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>>115420 (OP)
Also the full version of this comic is gonna be about Kiff Chatterley finally snapping and going becoming a complete psychopath due to her own show always getting tried like absolute shit by everybody on the internet as She starts having visions of Frenchies & French homosexuals (please see the "Kiffeur" hashtag over on X for more context) & French foot fetishists (please see the "Findom" hashtag over on X for more context) & French sneaker fetishists getting gruesomely murdered, Kiff No Beat (an Ivorian Hip-Hop band that has absolutely nothing to do with Her show: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiff_No_Beat ) getting lynched, French/Francophone countries getting destroyed by nukes and earthquakes, every character from "The Owl House" and "The Ghost and Molly McGee" and "Moon-Girl & Devil Dinosaur" and "Hailey's On It!" and "Primos" getting gruesomely murdered, Brighton (the fictional city that "The Ghost and Molly McGee" takes place in) and Perfektborg (a city that Brighton has been at war with for many years now) and the Lower East Side of New York City (the real-life city that "Moon-Girl & Devil Dinosaur" takes place in) and Oceanside, California (the real-life city that "Hailey's On It!" takes place in) and Hacienda Hills (the fictional city that "Primos" takes place in) getting completely destroyed, and (((Tuft-Pierrians))) getting put in Gas Chambers filled with Carbonated Cyanide. And thus, Kiff Chatterley officially begins Her plan to do so (BTW Harry Buns (Barry Buns' big brother) became Kiff Chatterley's right-man instead, because Barry Buns was to much of pussy complete pussy to go along Kiff's plan (especially considering that She's completely lost Her mind), so Kiff murdered Barry in cold blood and buried His dead corpse so that nobody in Table Town will ever find Him), and also forcing Kim Populare ( https://kiff.fandom.com/wiki/Kim_Populare ) to accept Her true background as 'the princess of the Tabletonian Empire' and to use Her collar to re-activate the 'Critiamios (γ‚―γƒͺγƒ†γ‚£γ‚’γƒžγ‚€γ‚ͺγ‚Ή) (ν¬λ¦¬ν‹°μ•„λ§ˆμ΄μ˜€μŠ€) (ε…‹ι‡Œζι˜Ώζ’…ηƒζ–―) (ε…‹ι‡Œζι˜Ώζ’…δΉŒζ–―)' (a Sky-Battleship of Mass Destruction that was hidden in the crystal tunnel under the island of Table Town/Tabletonia itself for millions of years: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQSkFSD5LhQ (Please skip to 2:34:19 and 2:49:23))…

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>>115742
…With Her plan eventually leading to Operation "Stairway to Heaven" (Kiff Chatterley's ultimate plan to completely reset the entire universe into an alternate timeline where her show was titled after the fictional island it takes place in (Table Town) instead of an Afrikaans/French/German word that literally everybody outside of those countries is extremely unfamiliar with (Kiff) (due to the entire Entertainment establishing laws regarding "titles that translate when searched up on Social Media and the Internet in general" ever since the birth of the World Wide Web/Internet itself), resulting in the series to get an extremely ginormous fandom since the day it premiered (March 10th 2023) as everybody hailed it for being "Disney's Chowder" and "Disney's Regular Show" and "Disney's Gumball" and "Disney's Harvey Beaks" (instead of everybody treating it like absolute shit by blaming it for the cancellation of "The Owl House" and "The Ghost and Molly McGee", getting treated as 'bland, generic, mundane, uninspired, annoying, and obnoxious background noise', letting the Social Media algorithm completely flood the search results for the series itself with tons of French users and French gay porn (due to the extremely tragic reality that "Kiff" is actually a word that's EXTREMELY COMMON WITH THE FRENCH), and judging it by it's cover by negatively comparing it's art-style to "Family Guy" (when in reality, it actually cited Matt Groening's works as one of it's inspirations) (It's because it had the complete misfortune of being animated by one of the many Korean sweatshops behind "Family Guy", ISN'T IT ( https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Creator/YearimProductions )? *sigh* If only it was animated by Digital eMation instead…), Marvel's plans for the animated series adaption of "Moon-Girl & Devil Dinosaur" going kaput due to Brandon Montclare & Amy Reeder dying from Covid, Devin Bunje & Nick Stanton's plans to pitch "Hailey's On It!" to Disney going kaput due to Devin Bunje & Nick Stanton dying in a car crash before they even got the chance to pitch "Hailey's On It!" to Disney, and Natasha Kline's plans to pitch "Primos" to Disney going kaput due to Natasha Kline dying from Breast Cancer before she even got the chance to pitch "Primos" to Disney. In other words, Kiff Chatterley's answer to Dio & Pucci's plans to reach 'Heaven' ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkAZ2agCRyI ) ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cDyt6ObCvA ) ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDQLE_1O63Q&t=1166s ), only difference being instead of using a Stand to do it, She's gonna use whatever Rosalina used to reset the entire universe during the destruction of Bowser's Galaxy Reactor). Because if all of of those Brown Human Dyke Cartoon-loving cocksuckers want to paint her as "the villain" and "an outcast" so much, then it's finally about time She'd go out in a blaze of glory by completely resetting the entire universe into an alternate timeline where She actually won, thanks to her own show getting titled after the fictional island She lives in (Table Town) instead of an Afrikaans/French/German word that literally everybody outside of those countries is extremely unfamiliar with (Kiff), with the added bonus of "Moon-Girl & Devil Dinosaur" and "Hailey's On It!" and "Primos" never happening).

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Also, instead of beginning "KKKiff" with a disclaimer that says "This is not a "Diddy Kong Racing" comic. Someone commissioned this scenario.", it will begin with a black-and-white page of text that has a disclaimer that says "Recently, rumors have been secretly surfacing that Nic Smal (the creator of "Kiff" himself) has started becoming progressively ruder & meaner towards His own co-workers and progressively jealous towards Disney's brown human female cartoons ("The Owl House", "The Ghost and Molly McGee", "Moon-Girl & Devil Dinosaur", "Hailey's On It!", "Primos") that aired alongside His own work, from forcing the animators over at Titmouse to improve the Animation quality of His show (To hopefully stop everybody from judging it by it's cover by negatively comparing it's art-style to "Family Guy", as if "Regular Show" and "Gravity Falls" somehow thought everybody jack-fucking-shit), to animation outsourcing troubles with Yearim (Basically a complete repeat of what Hideki Anno had to deal with Sei Young Animation (Merged into Dong Woo Animation in October 1998) regrading the animation outsourcing for "Nadia: The Secret of the Blue Water"), to suffering from a hiatus worse than "Steven Universe" and "Amphibia" combined, to Claytia Gonsalves quitting being a writer for "Kiff" due to Nic Smal's toxic attitude in July 2024, to a late delivery of it's 2nd Season that wouldn't come out until March 15th 2025 (as "The Haunting of Miss McGravy's House" and "Lore of the Ring Light" ended up airing as a part of Season 1 instead of a part of Season 2 because of this), to Nic Smal being extremely hateful & racist & bigoted & xenophobic towards people from French/Francophone countries, to drawing doodles of characters from "The Owl House" and "The Ghost and Molly McGee" and "Moon-Girl & Devil Dinosaur" and "Hailey's On It!" and "Primos" getting gruesomely murdered (Also, Nic Smal actually lied when He said that He's a fan of "Moon-Girl & Devil Dinosaur" and "Primos"), Disney and Titmouse and Yearim are all officially starting to get suspicious of Nic Smal's true colors because of this full-length comic He made because… Well, you'll perfectly understand once you read the entire thing! Also, yes! Nic Smal gave us His permission to upload the entirety of this full-length comic before Disney and Titmouse and Yearim tried to confiscate it, but they were thankfully too late when Nic Smal completely shoved that full-length comic up His own ass. And so, after finally being pulled-out of Nic Smal's anal cavity, we present to you: KKKIFF".



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