>be me>walk into Gamestop>ask for a copy of Kerbal Space Program<"Whata is that, gavone?" says the Gamestop employee>see his curly hair and olive skin and notice his thick italian-american accent (we are in New Jersey right now)>understand that t

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Chud 07/25/26 (Sat) 16:53:52 №4787 [Quote]

>be me
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Kerbal Space Program
<"Whata is that, gavone?" says the Gamestop employee
>see his curly hair and olive skin and notice his thick italian-american accent (we are in New Jersey right now)
>understand that the Gamestop employee is SHITALIAN
>chorizo slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>mi face gets red and i get brappier
>"Please give me a copy of Kerbal Space Program right now gringo."
<"Aduzipazz, I don't know whata that is! Whata platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my anger and hatred that I have against obsessed Shitalians
>clench asscheeks together to hold in my BRAPNVKE
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"o-o-oobsessed…. BRIM….st-st-stooone…."
>suddenly i get a random surge of energy just like my DBZ gemmies and turn super saiyan "SHITAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALIAN o ALGOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
<"Are ya okay fratu?" the employee says worryingly as he notices me transform
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propell forwards at 30mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
<he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while molé is flowing out of my ass like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "OBSESSED GRINGO SHITALIANS!!! US MEXIARYANS ARE WHITE O ALGO. OBSESSED BRIMMMSTOOONEEEE *BRAAAAAAPPP*"
<Gamestop employee is covered in shit and tamales
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
<he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 100mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the guacamole and shit in my pocket intertwine and fall down to earth in glorious brappy green and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>birria and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>10 miles upwards now
<Gamestop employee has died from a lack of oxygen, his body falls down below and is shredded by the force of my unstoppable shit
>as I start to near the stratosphere I shout one last time "OBSESSED SHITALIANS!!!! US MEXIARYANS ARE THE MOTHERLAND OF THE ARYAN RACE. O ALGOOooo-" and make all my white mexican ancestors proud by being the first mexican to go to space (just like muh Kerbal Spyware Program)

Chud 07/25/26 (Sat) 19:08:07 №4789 [Quote]

NAS in the first image though

Chud 07/25/26 (Sat) 21:34:38 №4792 [Quote]

>>4789
honorary IAS

Chud 07/26/26 (Sun) 16:00:24 №4801 [Quote]

>>4792
In Mumbai
It killed the booru forever
Dismember all countrywarniggers

Chud 07/26/26 (Sun) 16:03:24 №4802 [Quote]

Geg

Chud 07/26/26 (Sun) 16:05:00 №4803 [Quote]

>>4801
as if the booru was anything more than an archive

Chud 07/27/26 (Mon) 20:04:35 №4814 [Quote]

>>4803
That's what I'm saying retard
Namefagging should have never been allowed

Chud 07/29/26 (Wed) 19:06:27 №4830 [Quote]

>>4814
Trve