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>i still haven't stopped thinking about this thread; it's been killing me on the inside
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>I LOVE IT SO MUCH WHEN MY OCS (pronouns they/them) LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE A COLD
>I transheart reblogheart coloring noses like into strawberry lupus because like- so much oh my gosh I-
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4 DAYS
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>I'VE BEEN ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE FOR 6 MONTHS ALREADY. I MADE A TON OF GEMS. STARTED FEW RAIDS. WROTE 'KI PAGES. AND ALL I SEE NOW IS FUCKING SHITDICKS, CADOS, LENNONS, FPE, SOYTANIFICATION, COBRIMESS AND VARIOUS SORTS OF BRIMSTONES!
>AND ALSO FUCKING JANNY CABAL AND DEVS IMPLEMENTING SHITTY ASS DATAMINING AND RULES WHICH FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING!
>I HATE YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU I HATE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I FUCKING HATE YOU
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Is this incomprehensible
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Ben

Some ‘tistic ass nigger drew this
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jakko

Just drew this soyjak, what the FUCK should i name it.
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newsoys
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oh thats a dead board.
Thats my comfort board with no posts in 4 days
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>sweet baby inc
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/jak/jaks
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Wholesome Cobson?
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NIGGA IM SURFING TO PAGE 40!
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last one to move this bread to any board engages in abdl
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made this'acobson
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>I am mildly annoyed
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>soot please soot please save us please soot we need you soot please save us please soot please save us please
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>ias only board
Gem
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Something I jacked up
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My heckin SOYENCE BOOKS DUDERINO!
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>edible coins
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nerd chad
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>penisable penises
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>STOP PISSING ON YHE FLOOR YOU SELFISH LITTLE FUCK DOG STOOOOOOOOOP
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8-bit jak

First attempt at a wojak how did it come out?
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>Operation: Gem-Alpha
>It would be the gemmiest thing ever
> if we turned Gen-Alpha slang (such as ohio, rizz etc.) into chuddy, spine-chilling, genre defining anti nigger/troon dogwhistles..
>We should start this out by posting far right edits of skibidi toilet/nig cenat on youtube shorts, tiktok etc
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>Bibbiiseaaa board
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How chuds sleep knowing TND is coming
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>Clicking sounds
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IAS edit or something
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>I'm so hungry. Finally I'm home, now I can chow down on some of my delicious ge-
<OM NOM NOM OM GROM MMMOMN AOMN MMMF SOOOO GOOD OM NOM GNOM
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH
<KRAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOGH NAGH GAAAAAAAAAGH
>KRAGH KRAGH MMMMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFNNNNNNNN AAAAAAGH
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>nu toss
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>Posting is temporarily frozen for 4 hours 56 minutes 39 seconds. Please try a different board.
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giblet
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Post nutty gems
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helmetjak

hello i came to force some coal upon the sharty
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cool jaks

some jaks i have made
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can somebody 'jak varg vikernes? it would be funny o algo
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hat nojak

i already posted it on /soy/ but the thread was derailed
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>i only read playboy magazines for the interviews
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>♪♪MAMAAAAAAAAAA… DADAAAAAAAAAAA… SISTAAAAAAA…. KAPWAAAAAAAA… AMEEENAYEENAAAAAAA… MOSAMBUUUUUUUU…♪♪
<♪♪KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAWE, ALINAZE, OYA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, ALINAFE, KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAWE, ALINAWE, KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, OYA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, ALINAFE, KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, ALINAFE♪♪
^GOD IZ WITH YOU, WIT ME, WEETH UUSS
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>I’ve posted this before but theres no reason porn or racebait should be allowed
>Literally every other image board caters to people who post johnson and porn, GO THERE

>They post it because they know the people here do not like it

>They are not fellow soyteens, they are not your friends
>They are fifth-columnist offsiters and cordists who despise the users of this site and the site as a whole and should be treated as such
>This is an objective fact
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> me playing h3vr
very based
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>by the way, if your chud folder is bigger than your troonjak folder, you are a discord tranny and should be banned.
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>The sharty is a chud website. If it wasn't it wouldn't have a point, no one would willingly come here looking to be baited. Don't let faggots tell you otherwise
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‘Jak him
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>I'm one of the unironic chuds and I've actually noticed thats the state of modern sharty, oldgods were real chuds
>TSMT. I'm another chud and together we'll kill these niggers.
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post gems itt
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post your best godsons
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>Nobody engages with bot threads
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>tanley gods won
>mindbroken
>'cadosissies…
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>The amount of gay brimstone is astounding. Why has it gotten so bad recently? Tranny bait, Pedophile cat meme, One GEM then followed by profound retardation. When I first visited here there was tnd gore and soy aplenty.

>It needs to be made clear once again that this is no place for Niggerlicous behavior.
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>A deep examination of Sherlock Holmes sexuality in every movie
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>GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK GO BAAAAAAACK
>GO FUCKING BACK YOU FUCKING SHARTY NIGGERS. NOBODY LIKES YOU. THERE'S A REASON YOU WERE EXPELLED FROM THIS SITE. YOU HAVE NO JOB NO FAMILY NO NOTHING
>RETARDED FUCKING FAGGOTS
>GO BACK
>SAGE.
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This board needs a hero!
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>We aren't affiliated with any cord, we are genuinely tired of you spadeson faggots, there's a reason you were banned once before, and there's a reason you must be banned again.
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>baited nobody award
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>If this post gets 400 replies Froot has to ban spadecucks
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>It is like someone took the irony poisoned psychopathy of Twitter, the bigotry of 4chan, the immaturity of Reddit and pedophilia of Discord, combined it together and distilled to create the worst platform to ever exist on the internet
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>Anti furry comando here

>I heard about this website because some friend told me that we can say the n-word, post nazi pepe and organize operation againts the world scum of the world , sjws, furries and weebs because they are evil ,they impose their Igtv agenda in based cartoons like puss in boots 2 We need to eliminate them and trowhing them into the horny jail


>Anti furry comando out, heil hitler
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>Post based natsoc stuff here that will make troons ACK xemselves
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>all the homosexuals on the sharty are just glowies trying to ruin the webstite
>its all bait
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>twitter award
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janny come here and remove the nas /soy/ coal o algo
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>Ranking Every BLACKED Episode Ever
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>Your post contains too many lines!
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>this is a site for soyjaks thats why its soyjak.party
>not [insert animated youtube goyslop targeted at 8 year old].party
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>chudbob came from xitter or however I like to make stuff up
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>bait or mental retardaton we shouldnt attack our own in the ongoing culture war because we need to win, if we attack our own leftists get a win and furthers their agenda. We will be raiding another left wing subreddit but I wont say which one yet. All I can say is that it's small, its got like 3 inactive mods
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somalia won
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>i'm a newGOD too, i have been on this site for a few years and at first saying nigger all the time was funny due to how controversial it is for someone coming from normalfag media, however now all i see all the time is nigger this, tranny that, cuck this and kys there, is this all 4chan has to offer? is all really just newGODs trying to fit in a culture that never existed and is just propagated by more newGODs trying to fit in? i swear you can't ask a simple question without at least one guy replying "tranny"
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ok
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>moralfags
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Yo, Cobson!
Hi, Bvll!
You wanna bang?
Sure, Bvll
Jump in

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Uooh u, Uooh u
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Uooh u, Uooh u
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marge why did janny just remove that swede thread?
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>What are big boobs (im a visual learner btw)
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>we /jak/ posters are white o algo
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>The end of /soy/
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>Finally, a reason to use this hidden board
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>Too many threads exist with this image as an OP. Please select a different image.
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Orangutan Jak
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>[You must obtain a Soyjak Pass™ subscription to view the contents of this post.]
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>you are the resistance - go to the hidden board, /jak/, and post your gems, for all of 'jakkind.
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Made another OC, based on Frodo
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BibiJak

It is le Bibi.
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>To prevent raids, the maximum number of threads has been limited per hour. Please check back later or post in an existing thread.
ARYANdev, could you kindly deactivate this if you haven't already? newtrannies don't know of the existence of this board
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>/soy/
</jak/
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janny since this board is dead, can you only ban what isn't a variant on the booru and gooning? thanks
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>liminal boards
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apple WABAG
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>>1
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>LaQuan, the evil white man to invent niggers through means of eugenics
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>I LOVE MY HECKERINO GAMES I NEVR PLATED
>I AM NORMAL AND TRANIM,E IS LE BASED AM I RIGHT MY SOYTEENERINO
>PLEASE SHOW ME UR NUDES SROTEEN MEMBERS I AM NOT A LOSER FAGFGTO TRANNY OPLKEASEPLEASE
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Wizard chuddy
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>oh boy, I can’t wait to play some sweet videogames on my brand new Nintendo Switch!
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>/jak/ is a soyjak-only board. Every thread must have only soyjaks in the OP. Blogposting is not permitted here, use /soy/.
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>Discord
>/LGBT/
>LeftyPol
>JakParty.Soy
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EAT
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Pokemon card thread #1

ITT make some soyjak pokemon cards
https://pokecardmaker.net/
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>It doesn't switch colors tho. It's all green and purple and orange the entire time. So many of these comments just pulling artsy words out of their asses when this is just a very mediocre piece that I've seen a million times before. It's crazy how you make them furries and all of a sudden it's considered some great thing. I'm sure lots of time went into this, but I'd be lying if I said I was impressed. It's all been done before, and much better at that. This is a passing school project at best.
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absolute purity
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Reddit CEO Steve Spez Huffman

Did I do this right
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>/jak/ IS NOT the most dead board TAKE YOUR MEDS!
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>everyday i wake up
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>Dude. I like, hate my life and I wish I was never born…
>…
>BRO I GOT IT, ITS LITERALLY IMMORAL TO HAVE CHILDREN! MY LIFE SUCKS AND ITS MY PARENTS FAULT FOR GIVING BIRTH TO ME WITHOUT MY CONSENT!
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>i start my day with a fresh cup of rape
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>SOOOOOT DON'T BLOW ME U-
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>so here on the sharty we draw 'jaks! Its fun and it may become a ge-
<so like 'p?
>nigger what
<like drawing 'p for a living
>what the fuck is wrong with you
<whats so wrong with drawing 'p
>being a pedophile and going to jail
<whats a pedophile
>holy shit
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>Horrorshow
>Ultraviolence
>In-out
>Bruiseboys
>Droogs
>Pee and em
>Eggiwegs
>Pantalonies
>Malchick
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>heh, once i put these BLACKED ads up im gonna be swimming in shekels once that pink goy pays all the fees
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It’s over….
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>HOLY HOLOCAUST THAT JALAPEÑO WAS SPICY
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>>existence is just space dust on a rock going 2 billion miles per hour in an empty void
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>/jak/ - Jaks
>Traditional soyaking
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i love this ‘jak
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T INSULT MY CUNNY! UOOOOOH RAPE CORRECTION CHILD GF CUTE AND FUNNY 😭
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>existence is just space dust on a rock going 2 billion miles per hour in an empty void
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>What is it with nusoiteens making the worst NAS variants in history, like it genuinely is not that hard to make something IAS for once
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>Can you guys stop sending threats to people?

>I don't care if they are problematic or you don't like them, STOP SENDING R@PE THREATS AND DEATH THREATS. THAT JUST PROVES HOW SH!TTY YOU ARE OF A PERSON. you're no better than them. 

>A spacehey user who did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG is getting harassed and threatened by many people. There is another person who is getting the SAME threats as my friend. Which is fucking disgusting to me. 
>My friend is in pain because of that. Because of those people who thought that it was "funny to send threats" TO A F*CKING 17 YEAR OLD. 
>The same f*cking shit happened with aria. YES. SHE DID BAD THINGS. AWFUL THINGS. but sending her r@pe threats in her secret share is just proving that you're at the same level as her actions. You're no f*cking better. 
>I'm actually disgusted by seeing MY MUTUALS supporting those people. You disgust me. You took the side of people who have NO sympathy for anyone. Yet you have them added. I'm ashamed and disappointed. 
>If spacehey takes this down, okay. But I'm telling you all the truth. Your actions and your words can affect someone more than you think. My friend almost unalived himself because of you. Because of your words. And then you're saying something about positivity in the world? 
>I will edit this blog as I get more information about the situation. Thank you for reading.
>Published by ⏖ hanni / vixen 𓈒 (m/w nene) 🍉🇭🇷🏳️‍⚧️ 8 days ago
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>22 ♈ (04/07 🎂) || BLACK JUGGALO SCENE KWEEN || ⚢ MEAN LESBIAN ⚢ || hot clown psychobabes near u ♡ 🜏 || barely draws || any pronouns! 🩷😈🕸️ || texas, usa! FAV SONG 4 EVA!!!!! 🩷: FASTER N HARDER
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-KSHKKKK ZAAAAAP!
<Owieeee!
>NoooOoOooO you can't do that, stop it!
^delelelel
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>marcey unlocking /jak/ board
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>*knocking*
<Who's there?
>Hello maam, we came to you for a order of: 50 boxe-
<THIS HAS BEEN THE 500TH BOX ORDER TODAY! LET ME GO BACK TO MAKING MY DEVIANTART FETISH ART!
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>DIE [insert goyslop] HATER DIE [insert goyslop] HATER DIE [insert goyslop] HATER DIE [insert goyslop] HATER DIE [insert goyslop] HATER DIE [insert goyslop] HATER DIE [insert goyslop] HATER DIE [insert goyslop] HATER DIE [insert goyslop] HATER DIE [insert goyslop] HATER
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>BLEED OUT
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°vv
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criticism welcome, i know it is not wojak styled enough but i dont know at all how to make it that way
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>caramelized onion
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First OC ? thoughts ?
Open to change or plain dissmissal if it's just unredeemable coal geg
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>huh, chud, don't you know religions is a scam and all people come from monkeys?
>what? No, that doesn't mean some people are more monkey like than others.
>no, big lips and low iq aren't signifiers of this…
>JUST TRUST THE SCIENCE, OK?
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>Kys femoid. Total Female De-AAAAAAAAAAAACK!
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>walkable woahjaks and incomprehensible cities
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/soy/ is a larptranny dome so I'm posting here
>Oh my Goodness my mouth is so big it hurts too much
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM NOT YOUR PERSONAL MOVIE PROJECTOR
>UNTIE ME FROM THIS FUCKING CHAIR NOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>Homer, dinners ready!
<Marge… Why is Lisa's dead corpse on the table?
^*suck suck*
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>>>2591
>>Failquoting
>Geg
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>ROBLOX YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER, NIGGER NIGGER. STOP MAKING THESE UPDATES THAT DO LITERALLY NOTHING AND DON'T ACTUALLY REALLY AFFECT THE WAY I CAN ACTUALLY PLAY ROBLOX, BUT YEAH ROBLOX YOU FUCKING NIGGER DO NOT ADD THIS OR I WILL MAKE A VERY NOT-NICE THREAT TO YOUR ESTABLISMENT
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Soyzilla

Gem or coal?
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>we need to make a oldCHAD larp zone because I just joined yesterday and want to feel like I’m not a offsiter
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Drew this at the chemistry exam realizing it's over for me as a medcel

It's over
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>MAKING FUN OF DEAD PEOPLE IS LIKE SUPER IMMORAL MAN! NOT COOL DUDE
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>*Spits on the floor* Go on. Lick up my spit you clowns. 🤡
<uhh…. CLEAN UP ON HALLWAY B?
^Don't worry sonny boy, I'LL DO IT FOR FREE $3.25!
*cleans ze mess*
^Your going to be in detention for around 2 minutes, sir.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I MUST PWN MUH HATERS, ALSO IM A FEMAAAAAAAAAAAA-ACK!
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>damn i'm beatiful…
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>The refugees of color that tried crossing the mediterranean sea using culturally rich, low carbon footprint, organic rafts all DROWNED
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>skibidi soyjak
>skibidi skibidi soyjak
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>I LOVE FISHING
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>SQUEAK squeak…
>squeak squeak?
>SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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Drawfag

What do you guys think about my prvssianjak?
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>YOU ARE GETTING MY Chocolate Eggs FOREVER LOST
>YOU SICK baptize in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit RETARDED Roman ASSHOLE YOUR WAY OF POSTING ERASING THE Chocolate Eggs WITH THESE GrassY Grass POSTS baptize in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit YOU Roman
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>This is why your guitar tone sucks…
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>Janny sits on the computer, bans every science refuter
>His hands full of hot pockets, whilst suffering from tourettes
>He moderates a bald man with glasses site. Constantly sweeping threads day and night
>Janny on /q/ will always argue
>but cannot dispart mutts from taking a shart
>Gooning to 'p noticing the victim was an abductee
>Janny's actions are noted, then gets demoted
>After retreating aboard, he begs tranny to cause discord
>A duo of cord fags spamming the log, chuds now hunt this golliwog
>Getting caught, these lovers depart, for tranny finds janny quite faintheart
>The chuds later ask why do it for free? For they remember the jannies love BBC
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>Traditional soyaking
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>walkable niggers
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>FIVE HUNDRED BILLION NIGGERS
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>This soymmer
>an all new, spine tingling, bone chilling, and even genre defining!? film by a24 soydios
>featuring Al Soypone as this summers most *valid* don this family's ever seen
>feel your anus pucker at the sheer slowburn terror of how Xe gets dead named right in front of X'ihs mafisoyso!
>OH MY FAUCI I NEED TO GET TO THE FILM FESTIVAL RIGHT HECKIN NOW!!!
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>This garage is MINE!

>I HAVE PAAAAAAAARKED HERE!!!
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> Soywave reporting, Lord Megacob

> Soywave superior, Autocoals inferior
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>How ÚNDERTALE Does Evil RIGHT
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>conspiracy theories are retarded, it's not just DA JOOZ or DA GOVERNMENT behind everything
>BUT if we kill all billionaires every problem will be solved
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>But it IS based on empirical evidence, which is why no one has time for COVID nonsense. COVID is real. Vaccines work. Ivermectin does not. Vaccines don’t give you autism. Well over a million Americans died. The pandemic went away within 8 months of an effective vaccine roll-out. If you disagree with any of that, that’s you failing to control for your own biases and/or your methodological errors, not evidence. No one is here to be your therapist. Learn how actual science works and stfu about your bullshit wrong opinions that are getting people killed.
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>ALLOW RULE NUMBER 6 SO I CAN START "J0ELKIEKI_HOUJOUMIKO_2009TEENALBERT" NAMEFAG DRAMA THEREFORE SLAPFIGHTING THEREFORE IT MAKES MORE GEMS AND SOYJAK GEMS + SOYQUOTE MATERIAL
>ALOW RULE NUMBER 7 SO I CAN START AVATARFAGGING AS A POOPYSHITSKIN1488 FROM THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY X AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS CROSSOVER AND CAUSE DRAMA ON THIS SITE FOR MORE SHITFLINGING THEREFORE MORE GEMS AND SOYJAK GEMS + SOYQUOTE MATERIAL
>ENCOURAGE BOOGEYMAN HUNTING ON THE SHARTY THEREFORE SHITFLINGING AND THEREFORE MORE GEMS
>FNF PEDO DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT
>NUDEV DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT
>MIKO DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT
>DAVE & BAMBI DRAMA IS GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT
>COUNTRYWARS DRAMA GOOD FOR THE SOYENVIRONMENT
>YOU WILL USE YOUR WEAPONS AT WAR
>YOU WILL DIE ON THE SOYVIL WAR 5
>DRAMA IS GOOD FOR YOU
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Market fire.
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i love soyjaks!
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Drawfag

What di you think about this prussianjak?
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>soyjaks… LE GOOD
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>Flood detected; Post discarded.
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>Trans people vs Christianity and we will fucking win. Didn't you know? We have the power to baptize in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit God
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>Jerusalem
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>Have sex
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It's gem
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>authoritarian personality
>modernist architecture
>european union
>15-minute cities
>freemasonry
>french revolution
>climate change
>dollars
>trans kids
>fighting for democracy
>gmo seeds
>free trade
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>the uhhh
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>hey, man. i bet that cup is thin enough to stop your phone from dropping into the water. hold your phone over the cup
>you should try dropping it
>yes… yesss
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>methinks
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>roooooot
<what
>roooooooooooot
<whaaat i don't hear you
>rоot fucking help me i'm about to fall downa and diеeeee
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>Umm… Did you seriously just sage a pinned post?
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>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TURN ME INTO A WALRUS! YOU SICKO, THATS INHUMANE, I HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE AS A WALRUS!!!
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>ö my odin…. is that a heckin german based christianö-prötestant pilled village with envirönmentaly friendly material ?
>quick let's raid them and rape their wives
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We fact you a Fauci Science™!
We fact you a Fauci Science™!
We fact you a Fauci Science™, and new boosters all year!

White guilt-ing we bring, to you who wuz kangs!
We fact you a Black Lives Matter, and B.B.C all year!

Oh bring us Nintendo switches!
Oh bring us Nintendo switches!
Oh bring us Nintendo switches!
And bring them right here!

Our wife's boyfriend brings- us bing bing wahoo!
He's piping our wife now, but we want to watch too!

We won't go because we want porn!
We won't go until we get porn!
We won't go until it's blacked porn!
So bring us some now!

G-roomings we bring, to mostly your kids!
We fact you a happy trans rights and a peer reviewed year!

We all like our socialism!
We all like our socialism!
We all like our socialism!
With apportioned wealth!

Inflation we bring, the whites we're blaming!
We fact you a Happy Hanukkah and a scroogeish new year!

We fact you a Fauci Science™!
We fact you a Fauci Science™!
We fact you a Fauci Science™, and new boosters all year!
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i made some froot x mr beast jaks, these are my firsts jaks, toughts?
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Made another OC.
Thoughts ?
Based on an image of SCP 096 I found 'jakkable
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opnn day 1

>is /yyyyyyy/ poinles yesser no?
>in myo piniun yeas becust nonsens is no funee, it wos funney in 2007 buh not funnay anymor buyeah this mhy opninion lemme kno yorpinian in commins bllow.
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>Rule one of /jãk/ : You will NOT talk about /Jãk/
>Rule two of /jàk/: YOU WILL NOT TALK ABOUT /JÃK/
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>nobody is secretly deleting soyjaks from your folder, you just miss them while hastily glancing at your collection
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>Oh my wowzers, it’s the REAL OGERPON, in the heckin’ flesh! C’mon, come to Kieran, I wanna be your friend!
<Abababa pon
>What. Le. FUCK? OGERPON NO DON’T GO WITH THAT GOD DAMN PALDEAN, WAAAAHHH NOOOOO
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Medieval slop is great for jakking
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To any oldCHADs, was this how soy was like during the st era? I’ve seen surprisingly few mentions of st throughout this board, or recently as a whole
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>hey guess what
<…
>chicken butt
<…
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>The concept of "lolcows" is absolutely disgusting

>How is it so accepted for people online to cheer people with mental problems on when they are destroying their lives? In real life, everyone would be disgusted, but online its somehow ok, because these people become online famous?


>I know this opinion is not exactly new and inspired, but I had to vent after friends kept sending me videos of "funny" people with mental problems.
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>THEY'RE EATING HER
>AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME
>OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>uh oh, gemmy! gemmy post!
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>fart subreddit
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>[citation needed]
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Oh my Fauci, this board is fucking hilarious as a concept. Thank you DOLL, I hope you're having a great day.
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<veganism….le good !
>despite the fact you can't eat bugs (UNWHOLESOME!)!!
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>a-amerimutt… h-h-how could you!? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING OR SOMETHING!
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Made this variant what do you guys think of it.
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Iron Vatnik : Chud of the skies

>larp group janny sententel to Larper-4, you are to leave your squadron to neutralize a single foe: Wybernd-3, an American-Ukrainian-Jewish-African pilot who is going to attack one of our MI-24 Hindsons, we will establish radio communication for you to contact him and vice versa.

>Wybernd-3 is in a F-16 (image below) and is on autopilot, you WILL engage the ace troon!
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>VROOM VROOM

<Chunkachunkachunkachunkachunkachunka-vrgrgrgrgrgrVBRRRRROOOOOOOM-BANG

>brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbBBBRRRRVVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM


>Chunkachunkahuchunkachunkachunkachunka
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>OH MY FAUCI THIS IS JUST LIKE THE "NO RUSSIAN" LEVEL FROM MY FAVORITE VIDEOGAME CALL OF DUTY
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>stick me to the fucking glue trap
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>Uhhhh yeah, how about.. No.
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>LOOT AT THE FUCKING LIGHTS, RETARD. NO GREEN ARROW THEREFORE YOU CAN'T TURN LIKE THIS.
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>math
>algebra
>arithmetic
>counting
>numbers
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>AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH WHOEVER KEEPS MAKING THESE WOJAK VARIANTS IS GETTING THE BEATING OF A LIFETIME
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>THE VIRUS!!!!! IT'S FUCKING MUTATING AGAIN!!!/ ZOOOMGGGG!!!!!
>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1%!!!!&!!!!!!!!!!!!
>IT'S FUCKING AIRBORNE AIDS AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>this gmail situation is absolutely insane but since im too much of a tech illiterate poopy dildo head to explain how this situation is going to effect your gmail account, i’d like to get my amazing hecking tech friend Mutahar on here to explain this situation
<HALLO SAAAARS IM SOMEORDINARYGAMER AND TODEY IM GOING TO TALK ABOUT WHAT GOOGLE HAS BEEN DOOING TO YUOR GMAIL ACCOUNT. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK CHARLIE FOR POOTING ME ON HERE. ALRIGHT SAAARS LETS GET THIS STARTED!
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>who else is extremely insecure about their ethnicity because of its oppression throughout history
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>Mario slender conspiracy
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>America is a crazy, broken country currently constantly on the edge of falling completely into fascism.

>So much what is going on in america is just utterly insane. Post-factual feelings-based rightwing crazyness.


>And sadly, a bunch of that seems to slowly creep over and inspire our rightwing parties. I used to think that we were better equipped to deal with rightwing bullshit due to our history and education system, but currently it seems as if we are just 10-20 years slower.
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>If the US hadnt been on my no-fly list before, it would be now. My heart breaks for any woman, poc or queer person trapped there
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more elfs I made
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>Öh Mëïn ßcïëncë, Fräülëïn Tröönjäk brökë üp wïth më bëcäüße Ï äm ä lïtëräl prötö-Näzi chüd whö rëfüßëd tö dënöuncë Öttö Vän Bïßmärk? GÖD Ïß HËCKÏNG DËÄD!

>Änd thën.. trüth????? ähähhähhä wë cän't ßäÿ änÿthïng äböüt! äll öür längüägëß ärë cönfïnëd tö ßübjëctïvë hümän ëxpërïëncëß änd THËRËFÖRË wë cän't bë öbjëctïvë. Fëël ßtüpïd nöw LÖL whät Ï cönträdïctëd mÿsëlf?? ÿöü clëärlÿ dön't gët ït, rëäd ït ägäïn LMÄÖ (wïnnër öf thë 1889 cömëdÿ äwärd för fünnïëßt phïlößöphïcäl ëßäÿ)
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>Anonymous 09/18/20(Fri)17:11:24 No.3477729▶
>I like to imagine having consensual sex with a little girl
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>umami
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>Stop trying to dodge the falling leaves, they're not the poisonous!
>Why are the trees trying to get rid of them then? Because they're dead you dingus!
>NO NOT BECAUSE OF THE POISON JESUS CHRIST
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>DR. SOYLOVE, Or: How I learned to stop 'jakking and love the coal
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>It's shit like this that already makes me want to crush your fucking kneecaps with an aluminium baseball bat.
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>BUT SWEETBABY IS LEEE EVIL
>SWEETBABY IS LE JOOOS
>YES, I (smelly dumb unwashed filthy goyim made for Moloch sacrifice) KNOW BETTER THAN THE ZOGOD MUTLI-MULLION DOLLAR COMPANY
>ADDING TRANS AND BLACK QUEENS IS LEE BAD BECAUSE IT MAKES MY CLITTY LEAK
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>Ramadan
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Gaype

Gaype…
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>Our society is in decay due to prevelence of greed and consumerism?
>But how does that affect you personally?
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>NOOO DON'T GRIND ME DOWN INTO DELICIOUS ROOT BEER NOOO I DON'T WANNA BE SOLD FOR THE CHEAP PRICE 0.99 AND PAIR WELL WITH A BURGER AND FRIES
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>poast
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>games were you can pet the dog
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>wojak but he has ears glasses and a beard
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darkjak collection thread
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>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER?
>but how does this skibidi your toilet?
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>BLOGPOSTING. IS NOT. PERMITTED HERE. GO. BACK.
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> Argh, my eyes!

> Who cracked a glowstick in here?
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>Why the long face?
<…
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>Hey feraljak, i haven't shaved for 3 months, what'd ya think?
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>daddy?
<what is it, caillou?
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>Nice Car
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>OH MY ZOG! MARVEL FUNKOPOPS! THESE'LL GO PERFECTLY WITH MY 2 LITER JUG OF SOYLENT AND NINTENDO SWITCH 2!
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>members of the soynate… and the hous of ACKpresentatives, yesterday, december 7th 194Ϫ, a date which will LIVE in INFAMY
>the soynited states of jakmerica, was suddently and deliberatly ATTACKED by naval and air forces oof the empire of amarna
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If you know you know

>oooohhh my gooodd feral's being pushed off noooooo
^cobson I'm gonna fall off the table stopppppp nowww
<Hwbag cobby wob
v COBBB GANGG
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>test
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>DUDE LOOK AT THESE MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOTS GET THEIR ASSHOLES FUCKED AND SAY CORNY ONE LINERS ON CAMERA, ISN'T THAT THE MOST FUCKING HILARIOUS THING EVA!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>w-what do you mean you don't like that shit??????
>HOW FUCKING DARE YOU NOT ENJOY SEEING A MAN GET HIS ASSHOLE FUCKED BY THREE MEN AT ONCE! HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE LE HECKIN EPIC MONTAGES AND SHITTY EDITS MADE BY SOME CHINKS ON SOME ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OCEAN!?!?!?!
>ITS THE MOST LE HECKIN STRANGER-THINGS SZECHUAN SAUCE, WE ARE ANONYMOUS, LONG CAT, ALL YOUR BASE BELONG TO US, PEDOBEAR, TOUHOU, HECKIN JAPANY THING EVER, BUT IMAGINE INSTEAD OF THAT ITS LIKE IF YOTSOYBA GOT A LE EPIC ANIME ADAPTION WOULDN'T THAT BE HECKIN SWEET!?!?!
>MODS, GIVE THIS HECKIN REDDIT, TWITTER, 9GAG, /POL/, /QA/, SHARTY IMMIGRANT SOYJAK PEPE SPAMMING, TWITTER LINGO USING, TRANSPHOBIC, FLATEARTHER, SQUILLIAM HATING, QUEEN /V/-/CO/ CHEATING CHUD A HECKIN PUBLIC BAN HECKIN NOW, OR AS I CALL THEM "PUBLIC EXECUTIONS"!!!!
>HAHA TAKE THAT CHUDDY, MODS ARE GODS I LOVE AUTHORITY! TRANS RIGHTS, NO I REALLY FUCKING MEAN IT, TRANS FUCKING RIGHTS, I AM SO PROUD TO BE PART OF THIS COMMUNITY RN!!!
>wait-wait did that HECKIN chud just ban evade??
>NOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?! THERE SUPPOSED TO LIE DOWN AND TAKE IT LIKE A BITCH LIKE THAT ONE TIME WHEN MY DAD RAPED ME!
>w-whats this… your region has been… RANGE BANNED!?!?!?
>NOOOOOO HOW CAN I GROOM TEENAGERS ON 4CUCK NOW!?!?!
>ACK!
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>WHERE'S MY SENSORY IPAD GAMES! MOMMY!!!
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>DUDE DO YOU WANNA PLAY SOME DND TOGETHER
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>WHAT. THE. FUCK. NO, GHASTS ARE NOT GIANT FLOATING DISEMBOLet your heart be bright!D SOYelfS. TAKE YOUR milk and cookies.
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>I WILL ALWAYS BE A GEM NOW!!!
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>huh… why has my cock gotten bigger? why is my jawline more pronounced? did… no… xe would never put testosterone in my soylent.
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>huh whats this? /jak/? PERFECT PLACE FOR ME TO SHILL MY VARIANT UNKNOWN!
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>spring cleaning
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do you guys like my soyjak
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>First.
>Anyone else watching this in 2024?
>I edited this comment so nobody knows why it has so many likes.
>Are we just going to ignore the …?
>The fact that…
>Can we all agree that…?
>My left ear enjoyed this
>This is truly the X of all time.
>The X in question:
>You know it’s a good day when X uploads.
>Teacher: We're going to be doing X
>The kid named X:
>Guy 1: Wait, it's all X?
>Guy 2: Always has been.
>EDIT: Wow I've never gotten this many likes!
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>Donald Trump is… LE MONKEY!
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>hey feraljak, i just shaved, what'dya think?
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>and this is why we blew up an innocents Englishmans car with his loving wife and children
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>You can't post Amerimutt on jak because jak is for traditional jack in the box tacos or whatever
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>SOYTEEN: There was only one bot
>FROOT: One? Are you sure?
>SOYTEEN: Yes. They called it… furudo erika at the door demanding to enter (asmr roleplay)
>SOOT: Why was it not banned with the rest of their coal?
>SOYTEEN: It was strategically botted, as we 'nished their other coal.
>SOYTEEN: But I followed with all the jannies in my command.
>DOLL: When you first saw the upcoming 6 millionth GET, were you blinded by its majesty?
>SOYTEEN: Blinded?
>DOLL: Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
>SOYTEEN: No.
>DOLL: Yet the trannies were able to evade your jannies, steal the 6 millionth GET… and desecrate it with their filthy brimstone!
>SOYTEEN: Noble Hieradmins. Surely you understand that once the Jarty attacked -
>(Janny Council roars)
>SOOT: There will be order in this council!
>FROOT: You were right to focus your attention on the Jarty. But this Tranny, this Moroccan Coaler…
>SOYTEEN: By the time I had learned of the Tranny's intent…
>SOYTEEN: there was nothing I could do.
>(Janny Council roars, calls him a traitor)
>DOLL: Noble Admin Froot this has gone on long enough. Make an example of this coaler! The Council demands it!
>FROOT: You are one of our most treasured jannies. Long have you lead your jannies with honor and distinction…
>FROOT: but your inability to safeguard the 6 millionth GET, was a colossal failure.
>(Janny Council roars, one of the councilors calls it heresy)
>JANNY COUNCILOR: Nay, it was heresy!
>(Janny Council roars even louder)
>SOYTEEN: I will continue my campaign against the coalers!
>FROOT: No! You will not.
>FROOT: Soon the Great Gemming shall begin…
>FROOT: But when it does, the weight of you coal will stay your feet…
>FROOT: and you shall be left behind.
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Shit board
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>AAAAA REEEE GJRHRIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI BEEES IM GETTING SWARMED BY FUCKING BEEES OY MY FAUCI GET THE BEEES AWAY!!!! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>what the sigma
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>ze moon landing was real any claim denying this is le alt right conspiracy theory or whatever
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>>Ever felt peckish, a bit hungry, but not hungry enough to actually have to eat? Just hungry enough to feel that pain. And have you then ever opened your fridge to grab something, looked at everything in it, and then closed it not having taken anything? You're kind of hungry, but don't have any appetite. You want to eat, but you can't find anything you want to eat. Not even the smell of freshly cooked food is enough to rouse your appetite. And so you don't eat, and have to go on, feeling that pain, feeling that push to eat something, you keep going to the fridge only to look with apathy at what's inside, and then close it again.
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>using internet acronyms in real life
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>You can't just turn people into rocks, that isn't physically possible.
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>Wew Lad
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I fucking love ishish soyak ears
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>THAT'S RIGHT! Leave this board INACTIVE so that soyboys CEASE being made fun of and so that vapid DOXXING of people who aren't even WORTH YOUR TIME continues on FOREVER! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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hi
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>BEGONE THOT
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>SOUPPPPPPPPPPPP
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>infinjgyy iis notf a nubmbr
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>the early bird gets the worm… what do you mean it's already 9 AM? NO, DRINKING COFFEE EVERY DAY ISNT BAD FOR YOU, CHUD!!!
<how can it be bad for you when Joe Rogan literally said coffee boosts your metabolism?? and other good thing????
>YEAH SO WHAT IF MY ENERGY DRINK HAS 80 GRAMS OF SUGAR? IT'S COUNTERACTED BY THE 800MG OF CAFFEINE THAT WOULD'VE GIVEN ME THE ENERGY TO BEAT YOUR ASS IF I DIDNT HAVE A CASE OF THE MONDAYS….. *yawn*
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>Wha… WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM A SELF INSERT 'JAK? I'M ACTUALLY VALID, SEE THE GREEN ARROW?
>ANYWAYS… Why does /jak/ even exist?
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>authoritarian personality
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>its almost as if
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>With my new robotic legs, I can dance like i just dont care!
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>you're looking quite bootylicious today
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>saying /jak/ is a dead board
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>SOOOOT MY THROAT FEELS SORE EVEN WHEN I DRANK WATER FIX IT NOOOOW NOW NOW!!!
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>killing tranny nigger kikes would make it TND-TKD-TTD combined or it will fall on a new category?
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>gemquoting gemmy phrases will never catch on
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>SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
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>Why are you so bigoted?
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>heh, nothing in life matters because we're all just talking, thinking, hairless apes made out of stardust, living on a spinning ball moving at 1,305,100 mph… therefore pain and death is le meaningless-
>wait NOOOOOOOOOOOO OH MY RICK AND MORTY STOP FUCKING PEELING ALL MY SKIN OFF YOU SCIENCE-DENIER OWIE OW NOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA FUCKING BLEED OUT AND THEN I WONT BE ABLE TO CONSUME MY HECKIN' MARVEL CAPESHITERIOS AND MY WHOLESOME 100 "EXCLUSIVELY BLACK TRANS QUEEN" FUNKO POP COLLECTION AAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEOUUUUCH SAVE ME NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON SAVE ME NIETZSCHE!!!!!!!
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>IUSH(F&G(W*OGFH*&GFH(*WRJOIWJ*@WH(&*DWH(&DH(JSOIDJO*W&WUILJDILWHF*
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>its.. its like jeaken!!!!!
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>The classroom has fallen… Hundreds must sit in the time-out chair.
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>not using social media
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>YOU WILL NOT POST TROONJAKS IN ODDLY SPECIFIC AND RANDOM PLACES WITH A COMPUTER
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>this board it's fucking dead dude delete this sheeit Lmaooooo
<NOOOOOOO I WAITED 2 YEARS FOR A SOYAHJAK ONLY BOARD, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT BECAUSE… YOU CAN'T OKAY??
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>BUT HOW FAST CAN YOU SPEEDCUBE
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>Your perfomance has dissapointed me and this isnt the outcome i was looking for even THOUGH i didnt let you defeat me in fair fight
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>Pogchamp
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>Is /jak/ finally on the top bar now? Yippee!
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>Angeleno is having his final q&a on the sharty later today, and another developer has taken his place as maintainer of the party. If you are having trouble using Quick Reply, press CTRL + F5 to fix it.
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>oh my Fauci it’s le heckin hackerman 4chan and he’s chasing after me
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>Your performance has disappointed me. You are not worthy of the live beyond the life that fate dealt you. I have no choice but to return you to your death. This outcome was not as I had planned. I doubt I have the energy to bring others back for another contest. The world is left with little chance.
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>kill yourself obsessed faggot
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>so uhm hey goys! This is Truest_Crimes_Never_Caught back with another heckin spine tingling case of snopes fact checked crime!
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>SSOSP
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>/jak/ is NOT a refuge for when /soy/ is coal. Meds and sproke NOWW!
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>/soy/ is ze best board
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>Marvel vs DC
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>YOU VILL BURN IN THE ETERNAL PIT OF FLAMES FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST CHILDREN, HEATHE-
<Uh, first of all, they're just drawings, second, I was on 4chan for 15 years, you don't know our culture, zoom zoom nigger
>Uh okay get in, nonce
<AUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHH FUCKING ZOOMIES UAAAAAACCCHHK
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>you WILL use the hidden board for jakking
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>NOOOOOO YOUTUBE HECKIN DEMONETIZED MY VIDEO ABOUT HOW THE NOOOOOOOOTZIS KILLED 2 GORILLION OF GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE THIS IS HECKIN REPRESSION AGANST HISTORYERINO
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>NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I CANT LIVE WITHOUT MY EARS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<1. EAR. ACQUIRED. TRANSPLANTING…
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>THERE NOT COMIC BOOKS THRY ARE MANGA!!!!!
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>How using Heckin colorjaks changed speedrunning in the NIGGERkiller3D community
<Nigga thats nuts!!
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>DUUUUUUUUDE I'M SO FUCKING ANTISOCIAL
>I PUT MY HEADPHONES ON WHILE I WAS ON THE BUS TO INDICATE THAT YOU SHOULDN'T HECKING TALK TO ME BUT PEOPLE DO ANYWAY I'M GONNA COMMIT A FUCKING HOLOCAUST
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>le early 2000s edutainment game…
>BUT LE SCARY!!
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>there is a hidden pdf file ring on a discord server with 50000 members which runs the server and abuses minors. discord is promoting this server on their platform and needs to be held accountable.
>BUT FIRST. DONT FORGET TO JOIN MY DISCORD SERVER DOWN BELOW
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}FLOATZEL, USE ICE BEAM!!
<FSHHHHHHHHHHHH
>NOOoOOooOoOOOooo!! AACCCKKKK IT'S TOO COLD STOOOOOOP
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>you still shower?
>how DARE YOU! DO YOU NOW HOW MUCH OF YOUR LOCAL WATER SUPPLY IS USED BY A SINGLE FLUSH!?
>THERE ARE PEOPLE ON RURAL OCEANA WHO ARE DYING OF THIRST BECUASE OF HOW WASTEFUL YOU ARE!
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>I don't mind the sun sometimes
>The images it shows
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>This is why I do not talk with your kind.
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>I snitch about /raid/s all day as my "job" cause I'm a fucking nigger
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>wrong even doe the soyjak was holding a sign with "fact" written on it
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>Just shaved what'd you think cobby?
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>GODson board
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>You replied to me with just an image but didn't use an arrow?
>Well obviously that image is supposed to represent you then.
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gem or coal
>abblebees door
<autistic screeching
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>lets add a 100% IAS board to the soyjak website but then keep it hidden causing it to get 2 posts per day
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>You have a license to sell hot dogs, chico man?
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>To be fair, I did nazi that coming. I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gift has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.
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>CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed.
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>Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fag, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.
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>Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I'll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! …now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.
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>…this kills the redditor.
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>OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I'll show myself out.
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>Directed by M. Night Shamallama
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>edit: accidentally a word
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>GUYS…. I JUST SAW SOMEBODY DEADNAME AN INNOCENT BLACK TRANS QUEEN…..
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>FINALLY! my new switcherino just arrived! i cant wait to play all the heckin super marioerinos and zeldas! but first i need to go down to the store and get some soy, and also get some new condoms for tyrone, yeah he broke the ones i got for him last time. i think he said he wanted magnum XXL. BUT I CANT HECKIN WAIT TO PLAY ON MY SWITCHERINOOOOOO
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>the best worst
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>Erm its not just burnt cream you literal objectifying chud it has culture behind it or whatever
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>doing
>donting
>doesing
>diding
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>FAITH DRIVING US LIKE A ROLLS ROYCCCCCCCEEEEEE
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>The world is a dark and evil place, there's no point in stepping outside anymore. The people in my neighborhood are all addicted and the only time the cops come by is to kill one of them. Get out of the city if you can.
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>im a soiсuсk and i love getting сuсked mwahahaha i post soijacks
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>NOOOOO DON'T EAT YELLOWA SNOW IT RE DIRTY AND TOTARRY NOT WHERE I SPREADA MY PROGENY
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>peace… At Last…
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>Drawing your own shit for soyduels will NEVER fucking catch on.
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>no flipping way… Is that a le heckin muscular woman? That's so epic bacons!!
*dick goes up*
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objectjaks

All the elfs I made
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>NOOO WTF dont YOU MEAN I CAN'T GO OUT RuNING THROUGH YOUR BACK YARD
>HOW THE FUCK AM I SbumpPOSED TO die OUT MY HECKIN AWSOMESAUCE CYBERPUNK DREAM AND GET MY TEN THOUSAND STEPS IN WITHOUT BREAKING INTO YOUR HOUSE
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>What do you mean there's something wrong with Milo?
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>The jar is full… or is it?
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>Capsaicin is good for you because your tongue being spicy makes you release endorphins which make you release dopamine or whatever
>What the fuck do you mean bear spray shouldn't be eaten? That's why bears eat it all the time! If bears can handle a spicy jalapeño then you should be able to do it too.
>NO I DONT WANT FUCKING MILK AFTER A BOWL OF SALSA I WANT THIS HIGH TO LAST LONGER YOU FUCKING PUSSY ITS JUST AN OMEGA ULTRA DEADLY BURNY BUTTHOLE PEPPER FROM YJIUADIDADA MEXICO AND THERES ONLY 3 IN THE WORLD SO YOU BETTER FUCKING ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF THAT SWOLLEN TONGUE Reindeer
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>NOOOOOOO
>YOU CAN'T JUST EMULATE A GAME YOU USED TO OWN ON YOUR PC
>THAT-THAT'S LE THEFT
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>If you don't support abortion you're evil and insane.
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>THE APOCALYPSE? BETTER RUN INTO A METAL HOLE IN THE GROUND… TOTALLY DIFFERENT FROM A COFFIN… BECAUSE IT JUST IS OK?
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>you VILL pay your heckin' fanum tax
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>YOUR FINGERS ARE BELONG TO US
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>My name is soyity and I'm the person who made G ems, coal, and Soy. Ask me anything
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>WHAT THE HECKIN HECK DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T PLAY AS THE HECKIN WHOLESOME EBONY TRANS QVVERN?! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I'LL REVIEW BOMB THIS FOR NOT BEING CELESTE?!
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>hhrnnghhnhrghnmgh rhngnrjm hrgnn hrhnnhhn mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>*Hyperventilates*
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>hell yeah this shit is fire broski!
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>Eat the bug
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>Hey Yurelf!
<What?
>Do the thing!
<
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>You haven't seen the dark side of me…
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>Holy heckerinos wabblechinos is that a muscular woman I see?!?!?
>Ermm.. Woops! And up my dickerino goes!!
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>Huh? You can actually see your nose constantly and i'm just ignoring it because i'm a selfish little fuck?
>Nuh-uh! No siree! You got any sources to back that up?
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>TND flavored soylent
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>don't cry over spilt milk…
>but DEFINITELY cry over SPILT SOYLENT!!!!!
>NEVER. SPILL. SOYLENT.
>EVER.
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>i awm dolly doos stwongest swolder
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>YOU WILL OWN SOMETHING
>AND YOU'LL BE INDIFFERENT
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>wait a second… Chat??? Is… oh my science… is that??? a single passing mention of a controversial topic on my subreddit??? Sorry buddy that a hecking downvote. Im not answering your question btw Only wholesome big chungus allowed yikes…
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>yo mama so SOY!
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>W-WHAT? YOURE DRINKING ALCOHOL INSTEAD OF SOYLENT? DONT YOU HECKIN KNOW ALCOHOL IS HARMFUL, SCIENCE SAYS SO!
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>Let me be clear, […]
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>dough
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caca 4 win
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>god is the bad guy because hes freaking homophobic and transphobic and he doesnt like the fact that my BVLL is having his way with my wife so obviously i have to worship satan because he wants me to do the stuff that i like
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>this site is my playground, jannies slide me down the slide, WHEEEEEEEE!
<can i get back to work i can goon-i mean delete the 'p on the sharty
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>I'm just putting this in arrows so it doesn't get deleted by tranitors.
>/jak/ is no better than a hidden discord channel, this board is shameful.
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>IS THAT A HECKIN N WORDERINO?
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>Op here I'm trans btw
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>HUURRRR DURRRRRRR soyak is when trollface EVEN THOUGH it was shittily traced in spite
>i don't need you to tell selfish little retards like ME how to understand internet culture TEE HEE
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>thinking
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>HHHOOOLLLLYYYY SSSSHHHHIIIIEEEETTT YYYYOOOOOUUUU OOOOOKKKKAAAAAYYYY MMMMMMMMAAAANNNNN? YYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU DDDDIIIIIDDDDDNNNNTTTTT HHHHHAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE TTTTOOOOO TTTAAAKKKEEE TTTTHHHHEEEE WWWWHHHHOOOOLLLLEEEE BBBBOOOOOOXXX OOOOOFFFF LLLLLLSSSSSDDDDDD BBBBRRRRROOOOO!!!!!
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>NIGGER
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>Sad!
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https://archive.ph/XlqVR
>What a moment to cherish!
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>STOP DANCING IN MY HEAD IT IS GIVING ME A HEADACKE WAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH
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>pplease….f-f-for the love of science..ill do anything just please… stop posting this horrifying soy
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>NIGGER IS NOT FUCKNYY WOFRD
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>BRO ARE YOU SERIOUSLY USING FREAKING LIGHT MODE?
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>IF YOU DON'T FEED INTO MY SUPER SPECIFIC HYPER-FIXATED INTERESTS I'LL HAVE A FUCKING MELTDOWN EPISODE AND CRY FOR HOURS ON END BECAUSE I'M A SELFISH FUCK!
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Susish won
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>AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MEY FACKING EARS VAT AR YU DOENG
<heh… fuken retarded swede, ALL YOUR EARS ARE BELONG TO US.
^vat ar dey doeng to da gay infront
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>Hmmm… I'm feeling heckin' conflicted on this subject, how do I find the truth?
>Do my own "RESEARCH"? No, nazis say that…
>OOOOH I can just watch one of my fricken' VIDEO ESSAYS on JewTube!
*scrolls for 30 minutes*
>What the Kurzgesagt? This one agrees with all my ideals AND it's 2 hours long! It MUST be true!!
*clicks and immediately likes and subscribes*
>Ermm… This is too BOOORING for my attention span. It's kind of like my wholesome slow-burn horror movies, but without all the spine-tingles. I'm going to leave it in my Watch Later playlist, never watch it, and base my entire ideologyerino on whatever I think it's about!
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>W
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>w evendoe double v
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>hahah not paying taxes if funny evendoe its vitaly important for gender-affirming surgery but Im a selfish little fuck who doesnt like to share and build back better!!
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>Yeah duuuuude, you should totally eat powdered Soylent. It's better than regular Soylent! This peer reviewed study says so!
<Al- alright.. if you say so..
>Heh, he has no idea..
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>cgp grey
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>BRO. BRO. BRO. You gotta check this out, bro.
>Get this, it tastes like PISS, right? And it makes you act like a fucking RETARD.
>you gotta try it, bro.
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>There's literally nothing I can think of that's more cringe than some genetic dead end socially outcasted low status loser trying to "self improve" to fit into society. It's like they're so far off the mark I don't even know where to begin with them. The average person, and even the above average, just exist and the things that you consider "normal" just happen to them. No high schooler ever had to "self improve" to get a girlfriend, he just existed, thought it would be cool and fun to play sports, and a girl was attracted to him and they gravitated towards each other. There's no thought out into any of this, these things just happened through the natural flow of life, no "self improvement" necessary. That's what happens when you're not a genetic dead end mentally ill freak, you don't ever find yourself one night lying in bed alone wondering why you don't have a single friend or you've never kissed a girl at 23 years old. You don't devise a plan to stop touching your cock for six months in order to look a girl in the eye. You just exist, you go with the societal flow, and you end up with a wife, a nice job, a house, and some kids. If you missed out on this flow, it's probably because you're complete genetic shit
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>DOLL YOU FUCKED UP THE TRANSFER
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>umm.. is that a confederate flag? yikess…. dont they know that the confederacy was a treasonous rebellion led by slave owners?
>w-what do you mean that the union was the exact same thing when it was founded ITS DIFFERENT OK
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>listen I cant hecking rule the nation when you are a bunch of selfish little fucks!!
>ITS YOUR FAULT!!! GO TO WORK AND PAY MORE TAXES WHY ARE YOU SO SELFISH???
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>FEE FI FO FUM
>BUGS AND SOYLENT IN MY TUM
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>YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BOARD NEEDS? SOME JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA PLAYING FULL BLAST!!!
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>studi‎es have shown
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>YOU CAN'T JUST INHALE ASBESTOS TO CURE CANCER, IT JUST DOESN'T FRICKEN' WORK B-BECAUSE IT DOES UH I- UH- ASBESTOS IS BAD BECAUSE IT JUST IT OK!??!??
>UHH YOU F-FUCKING INCЕL JUST GO TRUST DR. SCHLOMO SHEKELSTEIN BECAUSE HE'S AN EXPERT ON ASBESTOS OR WHATEVER
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