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>I am Aryan.
<KILL YOURSELF NAZI CRACKER CUMSKIN. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
>I am Aryan.
<KILL YOURSELF NAZI CRACKER CUMSKIN. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING, I WANT TO SMASH YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OPEN SO THAT NOTHING REMAINS OF IT AND I DON"T HAVE TO LIVE WITH YOUR EXISTENCE, YOU WASTE OF HUMAN FLESH. IF I KILLED YOU TOMORROW, THEN THAT WOULD BE ALL THAT WOULD SATISFY ME BEFORE MY EVENTUAL DEATH. NOTHING I WANT TO SEE MORE THAN ME CRUSHING YOUR FUCKING SKULL, TEARING YOUR FUCKING EYES, BEATING YOU UNTIL YOU'RE A LIFELESS FUCKING CARCASS, AND THEN GUTTING, DISMEMBERING AND GRINDING YOU UP UNTIL I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE WORLD IS FREED FROM YOUR EVIL, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF LIFE, YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE SUBHUMAN, COLLECTIVE OF THE WORST FUCKING SCUM ON THE PLANET
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>I'm make poost
>I'm make poost
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>every board except /jak/
>every board except /jak/
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>Dienbie board
>Dienbie board
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>Waow! I stole a GET on a DNB board! I'm such a gigachad for this!
>Waow! I stole a GET on a DNB board! I'm such a gigachad for this!
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>jak
>jak
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>chingchong
>chingchong
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>and oreos
>and oreos
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>no gooning allowed
<yes mommy
>no gooning allowed
<yes mommy
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>unhiding /soy2/
>unhiding /soy2/
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>>just delete /jak/ already its a useless board
>>just delete /jak/ already its a useless board
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>cookie
>cookie
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>I will fucking torture and rape you to death according the the Quran. We hate trannies and they must be killed.
<NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT I'M ON YOUR SIDE FREE PALEST-ACK!
>I will fucking torture and rape you to death according the the Quran. We hate trannies and they must be killed.
<NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT I'M ON YOUR SIDE FREE PALEST-ACK!
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>catty wiping /soy/ to force some snca goyslop
>catty wiping /soy/ to force some snca goyslop
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>Yes, gravity is working, and you are experiencing it right now as a force that pulls objects toward each other, keeping you on the Earth's surface o algo. While you can't see it, gravity is a fundamental force of nature, and your experience of it is constant o algo.
>Yes, gravity is working, and you are experiencing it right now as a force that pulls objects toward each other, keeping you on the Earth's surface o algo. While you can't see it, gravity is a fundamental force of nature, and your experience of it is constant o algo.
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>imagine using /jak/ when /soy/ exits
>imagine using /jak/ when /soy/ exits
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>Jannies are actually doing what we've been screaming at them to do for the past few days
>Jannies are actually doing what we've been screaming at them to do for the past few days
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>HOLY HOLOCAUST THAT JALAPEÑO WAS SPICY
>HOLY HOLOCAUST THAT JALAPEÑO WAS SPICY
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<gapejak loves you
<gapejak loves you
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>algebra 2
>algebra 2
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>poopoo kaka caca pee pee poop pee piss caca
>poopoo kaka caca pee pee poop pee piss caca
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>Be quiet kike. You sound like a seething kike. Swastika in the thread. White power. White race. KKK. Sieg heil for the Reich. Trump2020 #Reich. I sieg heil. Volk for the krieg. Krieg for the Führer. SS.
>
>And for your actions, the пидups have committed an unforgivable crime. All пидups shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.
>
>And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.
>
>All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.
>
>Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.
>
>All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.
>
>#TRUMP #MAGA #MD2GA @POTUS #Q #WWG1WGA kill niggers kill kikes 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich lynch niggers gas the kikes.
>
>die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
>
>Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the miianigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the ryuukonigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it.
>Be quiet kike. You sound like a seething kike. Swastika in the thread. White power. White race. KKK. Sieg heil for the Reich. Trump2020 #Reich. I sieg heil. Volk for the krieg. Krieg for the Führer. SS.
>
>And for your actions, the пидups have committed an unforgivable crime. All пидups shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.
>
>And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.
>
>All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.
>
>Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.
>
>All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.
>
>#TRUMP #MAGA #MD2GA @POTUS #Q #WWG1WGA kill niggers kill kikes 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich lynch niggers gas the kikes.
>
>die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD.
>
>Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the miianigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the ryuukonigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it. kill the cereanigger /a/ janitor. Trump won. Get over it.
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>led me spam da log wit ma fpe jimmies
>led me spam da log wit ma fpe jimmies
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>Gigachad and Gigafly's 'p cleaning services how can we help you?
<DOCTOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS THERE'S 'P ON MY WALL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
>Ok sir we'll wash the 'p off your wall right away!
>Gigachad and Gigafly's 'p cleaning services how can we help you?
<DOCTOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS THERE'S 'P ON MY WALL DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!
>Ok sir we'll wash the 'p off your wall right away!
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>FUCKING KYS HTSM PEDOSCUM IM FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR FORCED AWFUL SOY NOBODY THINKS ITS FUNNY JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY
>FUCKING KYS HTSM PEDOSCUM IM FUCKING TIRED OF YOUR FORCED AWFUL SOY NOBODY THINKS ITS FUNNY JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF ALREADY
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>OH MY FAUCI 4CHAN IS SUCH A SCARY HACKER GROUP DOOD!
>OH MY FAUCI 4CHAN IS SUCH A SCARY HACKER GROUP DOOD!
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>if you have oreos, GIVE THEM TO ME
>if you have oreos, GIVE THEM TO ME
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>according to science and snopes:
>according to science and snopes:
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>it smell like FROOT!
>it smell like FROOT!
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>SKIBIDI GEM GEM GEM BUMP BUMP!
>SKIBIDI COAL COAL SAGE SAGE!
>SKIBIDI GEM GEM GEM BUMP BUMP!
>SKIBIDI COAL COAL SAGE SAGE!
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>reviewing oreos
>reviewing oreos
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>sniff
>sniff
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>look at my fuggen jardee cuck meme numbur nin thosand or something like dat
>look at my fuggen jardee cuck meme numbur nin thosand or something like dat
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>Don't raid my sikrit club
>Don't raid my sikrit club
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>and oreos
>and oreos
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>Oreos
>Oreos
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<2 steps ahead, i am always 2 steps ahead
<2 steps ahead, i am always 2 steps ahead
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>we need to make a oldCHAD larp zone because I just joined yesterday and want to feel like I’m not a offsiter
>we need to make a oldCHAD larp zone because I just joined yesterday and want to feel like I’m not a offsiter
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>ZIP, OLIVER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>ZIP, OLIVER WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>Eating soap
>Eating soap
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>no oreos
>no oreos
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>not killing students
>not killing students
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>FUCKING DROWN IN ACID BARNEYFAG, YOU WILL BE INCINERATED.
>FUCKING DROWN IN ACID BARNEYFAG, YOU WILL BE INCINERATED.
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>forcing 4 minute troonslop
>forcing 4 minute troonslop
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>Oreos
>Oreos
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>throwing paper airplanes at people
>throwing paper airplanes at people
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>baskin cheezerts 2011
>baskin cheezerts 2011
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>/jak/? like jack off?
>/jak/? like jack off?
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>trannies
>trannies
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>tfw your bvll doesnt arrive
>tfw your bvll doesnt arrive
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>Walkability as a form of viewing life
>Walkability as a form of viewing life
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>>>/shrk/
>>>/shrk/
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>the fucking 'gram and 'cord are flooding /soy/ with shit
>the fucking 'gram and 'cord are flooding /soy/ with shit
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>DID HE JUST SAY THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE?!?!?
>DID HE JUST SAY THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE?!?!?
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>baitable nusois
>baitable nusois
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>this thread has been deemed brimstone
>this thread has been deemed brimstone
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>try that in a small town
>try that in a small town
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>thread limit
>thread limit
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>it needs to be perfect though
>it needs to be perfect though
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>celebratable cities
>celebratable cities
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>but what if
>but what if
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>it's almost as if
>it's almost as if
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>my parents were one of the seven million killed in the holocaust. AMA
>my parents were one of the seven million killed in the holocaust. AMA
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>Konpeko!
>Konpeko!
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>bigots don't get it… chopping your dick off and posting it to plebbit funny and good… trans rights ARE human rights…
>bigots don't get it… chopping your dick off and posting it to plebbit funny and good… trans rights ARE human rights…
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>NIGGA THIS BOARD IS NUTS
>NIGGA THIS BOARD IS NUTS
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>If this gets 1000 replies, an admin/janny/anyone/quote has to ban cattywiping and spamming on /soy/. PLEASE
>Do your part, 'teens. This is the only way we can save the board. Post anything. Post soyjaks, post onions, post blank images, I don’t care. Just get to 1000.
>If this gets 1000 replies, an admin/janny/anyone/quote has to ban cattywiping and spamming on /soy/. PLEASE
>Do your part, 'teens. This is the only way we can save the board. Post anything. Post soyjaks, post onions, post blank images, I don’t care. Just get to 1000.
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>what the fuck? Are you with that diddy shit?
>what the fuck? Are you with that diddy shit?
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>methinks
>methinks
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>combine Jak and soy to make soyjak
>combine Jak and soy to make soyjak
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>YOU CAN'T JUST USE MONOPOLY MONEY AS PAYMENT BECAUSE UMMM… YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY???
>YOU CAN'T JUST USE MONOPOLY MONEY AS PAYMENT BECAUSE UMMM… YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY???
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>self inserting as cute anime girls
<self inserting as gigachad
^self inserting as a hideous chinless incel
>self inserting as cute anime girls
<self inserting as gigachad
^self inserting as a hideous chinless incel
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>WE ARE NOW LETTING IN ASYLUM SEEKERS FROM /SOY/
>YOU WILL RESPECT THEM
>THEY WILL BECOME DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS
>WE ARE NOW LETTING IN ASYLUM SEEKERS FROM /SOY/
>YOU WILL RESPECT THEM
>THEY WILL BECOME DOCTORS AND ENGINEERS
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>Why is there a /jak/ board just clean up soy ffs im trans btw
>Why is there a /jak/ board just clean up soy ffs im trans btw
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>jannies moving my posts to /qa/ despite clearly being soyjaks
>jannies moving my posts to /qa/ despite clearly being soyjaks
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WE DISCOVERED YOUR SECRET /JAK/ NIGGERS. YOU EMBED 'P ON EVERY MEDIA
WE DISCOVERED YOUR SECRET /JAK/ NIGGERS. YOU EMBED 'P ON EVERY MEDIA
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>oh. my. SCIENCE!!! This brimmy event is so great!!! Wait… is someone calling me a nigger in /jager/? MOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSS!!! Anyways, time to goon to femquote futa- ACKKKKKKKKK!!!
>oh. my. SCIENCE!!! This brimmy event is so great!!! Wait… is someone calling me a nigger in /jager/? MOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSS!!! Anyways, time to goon to femquote futa- ACKKKKKKKKK!!!
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NIGGA IM SURFING TO PAGE 40!
NIGGA IM SURFING TO PAGE 40!
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>antifa, cuckolds, we unite for soylent and map rights now
>antifa, cuckolds, we unite for soylent and map rights now
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>The greatest cuckold that's ever lived
>The greatest cuckold that's ever lived
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>Oh yes I'm a Soytan nigger, oh yes I'm a Soytan nigger…
>Oh yes I'm a Soytan nigger, oh yes I'm a Soytan nigger…
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>NEWGROUNDS
<jewgrounds space
>[ EVERYTHING BY EVERYONE ]
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>🚫
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>🔒 Too many connection attempts detected
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>🛡️ Anti-intrusion systems activated
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>⏳ Temporary access restriction in effect
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>Access restored in:
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>44s
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>REPEATED VIOLATIONS MAY RESULT IN PERMANENT RESTRICTION
>NEWGROUNDS
<jewgrounds space
>[ EVERYTHING BY EVERYONE ]
<jewgrounds space
>🚫
>RATE LIMIT EXCEEDED
<jewgrounds space
>Security protocols engaged
<jewgrounds space
>🔒 Too many connection attempts detected
<jewgrounds space
>🛡️ Anti-intrusion systems activated
<jewgrounds space
>⏳ Temporary access restriction in effect
<jewgrounds space
>Access restored in:
<jewgrounds space
>44s
<jewgrounds space
>REPEATED VIOLATIONS MAY RESULT IN PERMANENT RESTRICTION
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>FOR DA REPOOOBLIC
>FOR DA REPOOOBLIC
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>switch 2 gets released
>2 months
>only 2 games
>switch 2 gets released
>2 months
>only 2 games
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Something I jacked up
Something I jacked up
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>munch munch munch munch munch
>munch munch munch munch munch
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>NOOO YOU CANT POST THAT ON MY TRANNY SAFETY BUBBLE WEBSITE, NEWFAG!!!!
>NOOO YOU CANT POST THAT ON MY TRANNY SAFETY BUBBLE WEBSITE, NEWFAG!!!!
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>Imagine still being racist in 2025.
>
>It’s the most low IQ retard take you can have. “Hurr durr, skin color bad.” Congrats retard, you just admitted your brain can’t process information past what Crayola box someone looks like. Literal NPC tier.
>
>Racist fucks always act like they’re “telling it like it is” when in reality they’re just flexing how little they know about the world. You’re not edgy, you’re not keyed, you're not "aryan", you’re just announcing to everyone: “I don’t have the mental capacity (that even a toddler has) to judge people beyond surface level.”
>It's also fucking hilarious how it’s always broke, lonely incel faggots crying about “muh race.” Bro, if your life sucks, it’s because you spend 12 hours a day shitposting and seething instead of touching grass or improving yourself.
>Racism is just cope. Cope for being unremarkable. Cope for being mediocre. Cope for being scared that someone you hate for shallow reasons might actually be better than you. Spoiler: they definitely are.
>Being racist isn’t rebellious. It’s not cool. It’s the most basic, embarrassing, smallbrain retard opinion you could hold. You are the quintessential example of a herd animal.
>Imagine still being racist in 2025.
>
>It’s the most low IQ retard take you can have. “Hurr durr, skin color bad.” Congrats retard, you just admitted your brain can’t process information past what Crayola box someone looks like. Literal NPC tier.
>
>Racist fucks always act like they’re “telling it like it is” when in reality they’re just flexing how little they know about the world. You’re not edgy, you’re not keyed, you're not "aryan", you’re just announcing to everyone: “I don’t have the mental capacity (that even a toddler has) to judge people beyond surface level.”
>It's also fucking hilarious how it’s always broke, lonely incel faggots crying about “muh race.” Bro, if your life sucks, it’s because you spend 12 hours a day shitposting and seething instead of touching grass or improving yourself.
>Racism is just cope. Cope for being unremarkable. Cope for being mediocre. Cope for being scared that someone you hate for shallow reasons might actually be better than you. Spoiler: they definitely are.
>Being racist isn’t rebellious. It’s not cool. It’s the most basic, embarrassing, smallbrain retard opinion you could hold. You are the quintessential example of a herd animal.
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>only allowing arrowed text
>only allowing arrowed text
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>peaceful bricks
>peaceful bricks
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>why are switch statements so HECKIN fast?
>why are switch statements so HECKIN fast?
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>One of the biggest misconceptions on cissy hypnosis is that it does a permanent damage on your brain.
>Cissy hypnosis has allowed me to do some incredible things and I actually felt smarter, wiser and a lot more on it intellectually and many ways that I wasn't before.
>One of the biggest misconceptions on cissy hypnosis is that it does a permanent damage on your brain.
>Cissy hypnosis has allowed me to do some incredible things and I actually felt smarter, wiser and a lot more on it intellectually and many ways that I wasn't before.
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>lol trump is photoshopping evidence now how low we can fall?
<all of the trump supporters are heccin evil nazis (they just are okay?)
>lol trump is photoshopping evidence now how low we can fall?
<all of the trump supporters are heccin evil nazis (they just are okay?)
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>just wait a second there my xher
>just wait a second there my xher
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>/ptb/
>hidden boards
>oh my lost media!
>/ptb/
>hidden boards
>oh my lost media!
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>NOOOOO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO POST MY GEMS NOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
>NOOOOO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO POST MY GEMS NOOOWWWWWW!!!!!
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>deleting /soy/ and adding jager so people use /jak/
>deleting /soy/ and adding jager so people use /jak/
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>just lock >>>/jak/ already no one uses it and theres posts that are 2 years old
>just lock >>>/jak/ already no one uses it and theres posts that are 2 years old
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>Index is broken
>Index is broken
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First OC ? thoughts ?
Open to change or plain dissmissal if it's just unredeemable coal geg
First OC ? thoughts ?
Open to change or plain dissmissal if it's just unredeemable coal geg
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>hiding /soy/ from the banner and putting /jak/ instead to try and save this board from being a DNB
>hiding /soy/ from the banner and putting /jak/ instead to try and save this board from being a DNB
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>/jak/ is still dead
>/jak/ is still dead
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>citiable cities
>citiable cities
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>NOOOO you cant just put /jak/ in the header i need muh soyyyy
>NOOOO you cant just put /jak/ in the header i need muh soyyyy
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>You look like a bot
>You look like a bot
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>the [thing] accusations of [someone]
>1:45:09
>the [thing] accusations of [someone]
>1:45:09
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>walkable walks
>walkable walks
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>swimmable cities
>swimmable cities
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>A 2 MINUTE BAN FOR YOU AND A 15 MINUTE RULE 5 BAN FOR XHER!
>A 2 MINUTE BAN FOR YOU AND A 15 MINUTE RULE 5 BAN FOR XHER!
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>sprunki labubu BBC gemmies
<
>soylent funko pop BBC gemmies
>sprunki labubu BBC gemmies
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>soylent funko pop BBC gemmies
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>miku x teto futa
>slimetok yn
>cupertino
>new viral opinion dropped
>syfm
>vrochacho
>😭🙏
>🥀
>low battery
>67 41
>we all goon to inflation furries gothic tom
>you may as well leave infinity stones
>eeffoc
>adrian
>barbershop quarter
>miku x teto futa
>slimetok yn
>cupertino
>new viral opinion dropped
>syfm
>vrochacho
>😭🙏
>🥀
>low battery
>67 41
>we all goon to inflation furries gothic tom
>you may as well leave infinity stones
>eeffoc
>adrian
>barbershop quarter
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R: 0 / I: 0
>You have been banned from /soy/ for the following reason:
> >>>/mtv/
>We recommend you visit the /qa/ board for further discussions.
> Your ban was filed on Tuesday 26 August, 2025 and expires 61 minutes from now, which is on Tuesday 26 August, 2025
>You have been banned from /soy/ for the following reason:
> >>>/mtv/
>We recommend you visit the /qa/ board for further discussions.
> Your ban was filed on Tuesday 26 August, 2025 and expires 61 minutes from now, which is on Tuesday 26 August, 2025
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R: 6 / I: 4
basedduelme
>>>sitting on /jak/ all day waiting for a duel0838x1072
R: 5 / I: 4
>It's completely normal for a man to be in touch with his emotions. crying is healthy, therapy is good!
>It's completely normal for a man to be in touch with his emotions. crying is healthy, therapy is good!
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R: 1 / I: 0
>you don’t understand dood, we NEED the based black men and Based Jews to help ensure the existence of macdonalds and a future for Walmart or something to that effect
>you don’t understand dood, we NEED the based black men and Based Jews to help ensure the existence of macdonalds and a future for Walmart or something to that effect
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How chuds sleep knowing TND is coming
How chuds sleep knowing TND is coming
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>
>
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>soot please soot please save us please soot we need you soot please save us please soot please save us please
>soot please soot please save us please soot we need you soot please save us please soot please save us please
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R: 1 / I: 0
Bald man with glasses
>i look like this and say this0450x476
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>the first soyjak was NOT posted on krautchan in march 2011
>DON'T EVEN BOTHER SEARCHING THE INTERNET ARCHIVES, YOU WONT FIND IT
>the first soyjak was NOT posted on krautchan in march 2011
>DON'T EVEN BOTHER SEARCHING THE INTERNET ARCHIVES, YOU WONT FIND IT
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‘Jak him
‘Jak him
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>I miss the old BLACKED, straight from the bvll BLACKED, filmed on the roll BLACKED, dick on the bvll BLACKED. I hate new BLACKED, the bad jews BLACKED, the always nude BLACKED, charging the goys BLACKED. I miss the artistic BLACKED, chopped up the clips BLACKED, I liked to say at that time I liked to see BLACKED. See I invented BLACKED, it wasn’t any BLACKED, and now I look and look around and theres so many BVLLS? I used to love BLACKED, I used to love BLACKED, I even had the spade I thought I was BLACKED. What if BLACKED made a video about BLACKED, call it the “I miss the old BLACKED”, MAN THAT WOULD BE SO BLACKED! Thats all it was BLACKED, we still love BLACKED, and I love jews like BLACKED loves BVLLS❤️
>I miss the old BLACKED, straight from the bvll BLACKED, filmed on the roll BLACKED, dick on the bvll BLACKED. I hate new BLACKED, the bad jews BLACKED, the always nude BLACKED, charging the goys BLACKED. I miss the artistic BLACKED, chopped up the clips BLACKED, I liked to say at that time I liked to see BLACKED. See I invented BLACKED, it wasn’t any BLACKED, and now I look and look around and theres so many BVLLS? I used to love BLACKED, I used to love BLACKED, I even had the spade I thought I was BLACKED. What if BLACKED made a video about BLACKED, call it the “I miss the old BLACKED”, MAN THAT WOULD BE SO BLACKED! Thats all it was BLACKED, we still love BLACKED, and I love jews like BLACKED loves BVLLS❤️
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R: 3 / I: 0
>my favorite music? bunna summa.
>what do i love doing? cheating on my man.
>my favorite drink? hennessy.
>my idol? sexy redd
>my favorite activity? shaking ass on top of random pipo cars
>what do i pay with? EBT
>my favorite music? bunna summa.
>what do i love doing? cheating on my man.
>my favorite drink? hennessy.
>my idol? sexy redd
>my favorite activity? shaking ass on top of random pipo cars
>what do i pay with? EBT
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R: 1 / I: 0
>doesn't put jak next to soy on the top bar
>doesn't put jak next to soy on the top bar
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R: 0 / I: 0
>By choosing to receive this email, this has led to a carbon footprint of approximately 4g of CO2 being emitted.
>By choosing to receive this email, this has led to a carbon footprint of approximately 4g of CO2 being emitted.
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R: 12 / I: 6
>waaah waaaah waaah it's MY secret chud website! get out! QUOOOOTE BAN THEM AAAAACK
<everyone is welcome on soyjak party ^.^
>waaah waaaah waaah it's MY secret chud website! get out! QUOOOOTE BAN THEM AAAAACK
<everyone is welcome on soyjak party ^.^
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R: 10 / I: 2
>♪♪MAMAAAAAAAAAA… DADAAAAAAAAAAA… SISTAAAAAAA…. KAPWAAAAAAAA… AMEEENAYEENAAAAAAA… MOSAMBUUUUUUUU…♪♪
<♪♪KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAWE, ALINAZE, OYA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, ALINAFE, KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAWE, ALINAWE, KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, OYA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, ALINAFE, KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, ALINAFE♪♪
^GOD IZ WITH YOU, WIT ME, WEETH UUSS
>♪♪MAMAAAAAAAAAA… DADAAAAAAAAAAA… SISTAAAAAAA…. KAPWAAAAAAAA… AMEEENAYEENAAAAAAA… MOSAMBUUUUUUUU…♪♪
<♪♪KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAWE, ALINAZE, OYA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, ALINAFE, KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAWE, ALINAWE, KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, OYA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, ALINAFE, KATONDA ALINAWE, ALINAZE, ALINAFE♪♪
^GOD IZ WITH YOU, WIT ME, WEETH UUSS
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R: 1 / I: 0
>GO TO /JAK/ NUSOIS YOU ARE ALL OBSESSED WITH MI DIAPER GEMMIES YOU ARE JUST A FAGGOT YOU DONT EVEN GOON TO KEVIN BRAPPING LOLZ NUSOIS CANT EVEN GOON NORMALLY LIKE MI
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN NOT START MI WARS BECAUSE ALL MY POSTS THAT DONT HAVE ARROW GETS DELETED FUCKING OBSESSED 'CORD USER JUST END IT WE MUST HAVE A WAR ON /SOY/ NOW MI ES SENDING ALL MI BIBISI FOLDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>GO TO /JAK/ NUSOIS YOU ARE ALL OBSESSED WITH MI DIAPER GEMMIES YOU ARE JUST A FAGGOT YOU DONT EVEN GOON TO KEVIN BRAPPING LOLZ NUSOIS CANT EVEN GOON NORMALLY LIKE MI
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN NOT START MI WARS BECAUSE ALL MY POSTS THAT DONT HAVE ARROW GETS DELETED FUCKING OBSESSED 'CORD USER JUST END IT WE MUST HAVE A WAR ON /SOY/ NOW MI ES SENDING ALL MI BIBISI FOLDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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R: 6 / I: 4
>if 'zellig is getting banned take touhou and furfags with it too
>if 'zellig is getting banned take touhou and furfags with it too
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R: 0 / I: 0
>Content hidden.
>Content hidden.
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R: 4 / I: 3
>blue boards
<red boards
^green boards
>blue boards
<red boards
^green boards
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R: 1 / I: 0
>you must construct additional pylons
>you must construct additional pylons
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>migrating to /jak/
>migrating to /jak/
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R: 0 / I: 0
>using Plato's allegory of the cave to explain to nuGODS that replying to oldtroon bait is a fruitless endeavour
>using Plato's allegory of the cave to explain to nuGODS that replying to oldtroon bait is a fruitless endeavour
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R: 8 / I: 1
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST WASTE QUADS ON SOME SHITY BASEDJAK!!!!
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST WASTE QUADS ON SOME SHITY BASEDJAK!!!!
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R: 0 / I: 0
>What if there was food and therefore unicorns pooped lol I LOVE AMERICA AND MEXICANS
>What if there was food and therefore unicorns pooped lol I LOVE AMERICA AND MEXICANS
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R: 2 / I: 0
>GREEN SQUARE, DONT DELETE THIS NOW IM USING THIS FOR A VIDEO
>GREEN SQUARE, DONT DELETE THIS NOW IM USING THIS FOR A VIDEO
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R: 0 / I: 0
>Soydueling on /jak/
>Soydueling on /jak/
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R: 0 / I: 0
>telling everyone on /soy/ - Bait to go to /jak/
>telling everyone on /soy/ - Bait to go to /jak/
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R: 1 / I: 0
>Gameplay is more important than graphics, you fucking zoomer
>Gameplay is more important than graphics, you fucking zoomer
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R: 2 / I: 1
>Why don't you ride a bike to get somewhere, like we do IN THE NETHERLANDS?
>Why can't you smoke weed in your country, like we do IN THE NETHERLANDS?
>Why are you religious? We aren't like that IN THE NETHERLANDS.
>Our infrastructure works IN THE NETHERLANDS.
>You don't know how to spell "IJ" or "g", like we do IN THE NETHERLANDS?
>Life's expectancy and the happiness' index is higher, IN THE NETHERLANDS.
>Why don't you ride a bike to get somewhere, like we do IN THE NETHERLANDS?
>Why can't you smoke weed in your country, like we do IN THE NETHERLANDS?
>Why are you religious? We aren't like that IN THE NETHERLANDS.
>Our infrastructure works IN THE NETHERLANDS.
>You don't know how to spell "IJ" or "g", like we do IN THE NETHERLANDS?
>Life's expectancy and the happiness' index is higher, IN THE NETHERLANDS.
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<
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>
>
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>Buying the same game for 30 dollars more
>Buying the same game for 30 dollars more
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R: 0 / I: 0
>Gonna post a giga, but this image is technically a soyjak so you can't delete it
>Gonna post a giga, but this image is technically a soyjak so you can't delete it
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R: 1 / I: 1
>killing 100000 babies a minute
>killing 100000 babies a minute
0720x460
R: 0 / I: 0
>I drink soylent
>And that's actually based
>Why?
>Ask someone else
>I drink soylent
>And that's actually based
>Why?
>Ask someone else
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R: 0 / I: 0
>/an/
>/an/
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R: 1 / I: 1
>A GIRL WHO PEGS ME?? HUMINA HUMINA!!
>A GIRL WHO PEGS ME?? HUMINA HUMINA!!
0255x215
R: 2 / I: 1
>You can't post anything anti-troon here without a troon leaking and baiting in the replies now, this site is done for
>>
>You can't post anything anti-troon here without a troon leaking and baiting in the replies now, this site is done for
>>
0600x800
R: 1 / I: 1
>go go go
>go go go
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R: 1 / I: 1
>sitting on /jak/ all day waiting for a duel
>sitting on /jak/ all day waiting for a duel
0785x1000
R: 0 / I: 0
>ITS BECAUSE SCIENCE SAID SO, OKAY?
>ITS BECAUSE SCIENCE SAID SO, OKAY?
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R: 0 / I: 0
>heh bananas can never be cute and valid strawberries!
<oh really chuddy?
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKK
>heh bananas can never be cute and valid strawberries!
<oh really chuddy?
>ACKKKKKKKKKKKK
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>and oreos
>and oreos
01500x1500
R: 0 / I: 0
>Deltarune's "Universal Mother Theory" is Kinda Misogynistic…
>Deltarune's "Universal Mother Theory" is Kinda Misogynistic…
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R: 1 / I: 1
>aaaaaaaaaaaa
<AAAAAAHHHHHH
>aaaaaaaaaaaa
<AAAAAAHHHHHH
01000x750
R: 0 / I: 0
>when the goy asks where his kids are
>when the goy asks where his kids are
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>Sage!
>Sage!
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R: 1 / I: 0
>Spiderman spiderman
>Spiderman spiderman
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R: 2 / I: 0
Dead board o algo
Dead board o algo
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R: 1 / I: 0
>No one shit themselves or died it's just the feminine musk of my vagina
>No one shit themselves or died it's just the feminine musk of my vagina
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R: 2 / I: 0
Orangutan Jak
Orangutan Jak
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R: 0 / I: 0
>When the goyslop is kino
>When the goyslop is kino
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R: 1 / I: 0
>We need to stop the gooning here. Theres too much stuff that slips past under the the guise of bait. Please rulecuck the site but in the good way not the bad way. I don't want freaks here brimming it up any longer we need a cleansing
>We need to stop the gooning here. Theres too much stuff that slips past under the the guise of bait. Please rulecuck the site but in the good way not the bad way. I don't want freaks here brimming it up any longer we need a cleansing
0814x800
R: 0 / I: 0
>hey twin
>hey twin
0800x789
R: 0 / I: 0
>I HATE ALANIS MORISETTE
>I HATE ALANIS MORISETTE
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R: 0 / I: 0
>and then superman said “trans rights are human rights” and the saved the world! OH MY SCIENCE!
>and then superman said “trans rights are human rights” and the saved the world! OH MY SCIENCE!
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R: 1 / I: 1
>It has come to my attention that there is a certain troon who is currently active on the sharty, and has been since early 2024-ish.
>
>Therefore, I declare that this thread, a mandatory troonjak thread, must stay on the log to remind 'teens that troons will never be allowed on the sharty.
>
>Say 'ack!'
>>
>
>(now with IDs award)
>It has come to my attention that there is a certain troon who is currently active on the sharty, and has been since early 2024-ish.
>
>Therefore, I declare that this thread, a mandatory troonjak thread, must stay on the log to remind 'teens that troons will never be allowed on the sharty.
>
>Say 'ack!'
>>
>
>(now with IDs award)
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R: 5 / I: 1
>penisable penises
>penisable penises
01360x1640
R: 1 / I: 1
>Overhunting Soyboys into extinction and killing your site.
>Overhunting Soyboys into extinction and killing your site.
0930x1059
R: 3 / I: 1
>WOWZA JUST LIKE MY HECKIN OLD SOYJAK.ST
>WOWZA JUST LIKE MY HECKIN OLD SOYJAK.ST
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R: 3 / I: 1
>making /jak/ because you wont enforce IAS on /soy/
>making /jak/ because you wont enforce IAS on /soy/
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R: 0 / I: 0
>mfw buying funko pops
>mfw buying funko pops
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R: 3 / I: 2
>cado WABAG
>cado WABAG
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R: 2 / I: 0
What if there was a bat in the sharty
What if there was a bat in the sharty
0600x688
R: 2 / I: 1
>quick i must soyquote whatever dumb shit pass trough my head to revive this dnb of a site
>quick i must soyquote whatever dumb shit pass trough my head to revive this dnb of a site
01280x748
R: 0 / I: 0
>Making Soylent with REAL SOYBEANS
>Making Soylent with REAL SOYBEANS
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R: 2 / I: 1
>cookies
>cookies
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R: 0 / I: 0
>seriously? i thought i killed you already.
<imaginary event, holo caust.
>
>seriously? i thought i killed you already.
<imaginary event, holo caust.
>
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R: 0 / I: 0
>thank you, Quote. Very cool
>thank you, Quote. Very cool
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R: 3 / I: 1
>gosh, i'm so tired of all this nas on /soy/ its unusable at this point.
<Hi.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO BACKKKKKKKKK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO 4CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>gosh, i'm so tired of all this nas on /soy/ its unusable at this point.
<Hi.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO BACKKKKKKKKK YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO 4CHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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R: 0 / I: 0
>/jak/ - Jaks
>/jak/ - Jaks
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R: 0 / I: 0
>STOP FUCKING RAPING HER! THAT'S MY WIFE!
>STOP FUCKING RAPING HER! THAT'S MY WIFE!
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R: 1 / I: 0
>be esl LE BAD even it means you are not filthy american or british
>be esl LE BAD even it means you are not filthy american or british
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R: 8 / I: 7
>I’ve posted this before but theres no reason porn or racebait should be allowed
>Literally every other image board caters to people who post johnson and porn, GO THERE
>They post it because they know the people here do not like it
>They are not fellow soyteens, they are not your friends
>They are fifth-columnist offsiters and cordists who despise the users of this site and the site as a whole and should be treated as such
>This is an objective fact
>I’ve posted this before but theres no reason porn or racebait should be allowed
>Literally every other image board caters to people who post johnson and porn, GO THERE
>They post it because they know the people here do not like it
>They are not fellow soyteens, they are not your friends
>They are fifth-columnist offsiters and cordists who despise the users of this site and the site as a whole and should be treated as such
>This is an objective fact
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R: 2 / I: 1
>Nobody is going to use this, take your shit OC to >>>/jak/ and let me talk about countrybooruwars here and my favorite fandoms.
>Nobody is going to use this, take your shit OC to >>>/jak/ and let me talk about countrybooruwars here and my favorite fandoms.
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R: 2 / I: 0
>WAOW ACTUALLY FUNNY CONTENT IN THE SOYJAK PARTY?
>BUT IT'S ON /JAK/
>THAT'S SO HECKIN INCONVENIENT
>WAOW ACTUALLY FUNNY CONTENT IN THE SOYJAK PARTY?
>BUT IT'S ON /JAK/
>THAT'S SO HECKIN INCONVENIENT
01080x972
R: 2 / I: 1
>soyjak.party is a chvd VVEBSTE
>soyjak.party is a chvd VVEBSTE
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R: 1 / I: 2
>*is dreaming*
>*at an anti-ICE riot*
>*catches the tear gas before it hits a beautiful black queen, throwing back at the RACIST cops, just like a quick time event from le epic video games*
>*is dreaming*
>*at an anti-ICE riot*
>*catches the tear gas before it hits a beautiful black queen, throwing back at the RACIST cops, just like a quick time event from le epic video games*
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R: 0 / I: 0
>Soyjak.party is a chuddy imageboard, and in order to survive as a chuddy imageboard, it must distance itself from tranny communities on the internet. It's a survival strategy designed to repel trannies from the site.
>Soyjak.party is a chuddy imageboard, and in order to survive as a chuddy imageboard, it must distance itself from tranny communities on the internet. It's a survival strategy designed to repel trannies from the site.
0264x266
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>Soyjak.party is a chud website
>Soyjak.party is a chud website
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R: 1 / I: 0
>bump to remind you cucks
>bump to remind you cucks
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R: 0 / I: 0
>mining /jak/ for gems to soyduel people with
>mining /jak/ for gems to soyduel people with
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R: 1 / I: 1
>New film in theaters
>It's a24
>It's slowburn
>It's spine chilling
>It's analog horror
>It's genre defining
>It's KINO
<It's politically aware
<It's gender inclusive
<It's racially diverse
<It's cute and wholesome
<It's character driven
<It's GENDER AFFIRMING
>New film in theaters
>It's a24
>It's slowburn
>It's spine chilling
>It's analog horror
>It's genre defining
>It's KINO
<It's politically aware
<It's gender inclusive
<It's racially diverse
<It's cute and wholesome
<It's character driven
<It's GENDER AFFIRMING
0452x363
R: 2 / I: 0
>Enjoying this brimmy 'log filled with attentionwhores and gimmickfags, no? Sucks to be you, me and my real nigga jakkers are having fun on /jak/, and you can't join us
>Enjoying this brimmy 'log filled with attentionwhores and gimmickfags, no? Sucks to be you, me and my real nigga jakkers are having fun on /jak/, and you can't join us
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R: 0 / I: 0
>Niggers just happened: Here's what you need to know
>Niggers just happened: Here's what you need to know
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R: 0 / I: 0
>tfw you get dubs
>tfw you get dubs
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R: 0 / I: 0
>3 trios on /soy/
>3 trios on /soy/
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R: 4 / I: 1
>only posting gems on /jak/ and not /soy/
>only posting gems on /jak/ and not /soy/
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R: 1 / I: 0
>This is one of those rare albums that will, quite literally, chill your spine. It's superb
>This is one of those rare albums that will, quite literally, chill your spine. It's superb
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R: 0 / I: 0
>i can't believe how something like that can exist, it sounds like it came from a dream
>i can't believe how something like that can exist, it sounds like it came from a dream
0600x800
R: 1 / I: 0
>14:31 is so beautiful I can’t even describe it. It’s like watching a town burn to the ground while someone’s trying to tell you everything’s going to be okay. I love it so much especially since it plays right after one of the darkest openers to any album I’ve ever heard
>14:31 is so beautiful I can’t even describe it. It’s like watching a town burn to the ground while someone’s trying to tell you everything’s going to be okay. I love it so much especially since it plays right after one of the darkest openers to any album I’ve ever heard
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R: 0 / I: 0
>These last moments put a smile on my face. Even though all of the suffering, there's still some kind of hope at the end, even if it is fleeting.
>These last moments put a smile on my face. Even though all of the suffering, there's still some kind of hope at the end, even if it is fleeting.
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R: 0 / I: 0
>Such a powerful atmosphere in this album - the soundtrack to the world ending
>Such a powerful atmosphere in this album - the soundtrack to the world ending
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R: 1 / I: 0
>*enters /calm/ and medication production facility number 489 in pasadena, california*
>*begins playing with pressure on the poop3 tanks*
>*tank explodes the due to my deliberate fiddling with the dials, causing complete failure of the tank and surrounding pump system*
>*remember the electrical failsafe*
>*runs to the nearest electrical panel while hearing the armed guards chase me*
>*get shot twice, once in the abdomen, another on the left arm*
>*jump at the electrical panel and bite into the cables*
>*die of electric shock, failsafe disabled*
>*pump system explodes, destroying facility 489 in the process*
>t. feraljak
>*enters /calm/ and medication production facility number 489 in pasadena, california*
>*begins playing with pressure on the poop3 tanks*
>*tank explodes the due to my deliberate fiddling with the dials, causing complete failure of the tank and surrounding pump system*
>*remember the electrical failsafe*
>*runs to the nearest electrical panel while hearing the armed guards chase me*
>*get shot twice, once in the abdomen, another on the left arm*
>*jump at the electrical panel and bite into the cables*
>*die of electric shock, failsafe disabled*
>*pump system explodes, destroying facility 489 in the process*
>t. feraljak
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>WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY IAS ONLY BOARD?!
<ribbit
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY IAS ONLY BOARD?!
<ribbit
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R: 0 / I: 0
>I hate NAS because I have a silly yummy pancake on my head!
>I hate NAS because I have a silly yummy pancake on my head!
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>soyvil war
>soyvil war
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>if i spam NAS frog coalies i'll finally be a real woman
<actually IAS soyaks won
>if i spam NAS frog coalies i'll finally be a real woman
<actually IAS soyaks won
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>d-DID YOU JUST POST NAS IN /JAK/?
>2 MINUTE MUTE FOR YOU NUSOI!
>d-DID YOU JUST POST NAS IN /JAK/?
>2 MINUTE MUTE FOR YOU NUSOI!
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>/jak/
>/jak/
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>hate speech
>hate speech
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>here! no frognigger will penetrate my safe space
>here! no frognigger will penetrate my safe space
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>switch 2 games are $100? how will i ever play the same mario games ive been playing for 30 years!
>switch 2 games are $100? how will i ever play the same mario games ive been playing for 30 years!
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>hey yaw dis da jacking board or some'in?
>maaan i gotsta gets away from dem frognigga dey annoying a'fuck.
>hey yaw dis da jacking board or some'in?
>maaan i gotsta gets away from dem frognigga dey annoying a'fuck.
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>Hey, do you want to go to the college communism meeting? I heard they only accept LGBTQIA+ plus people, so we should be fine. I just hope we don't run into a MAGA bigot on the way there
>Hey, do you want to go to the college communism meeting? I heard they only accept LGBTQIA+ plus people, so we should be fine. I just hope we don't run into a MAGA bigot on the way there
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>Did you know that multitasking is actually impossible? Also, women are better at it!
>Did you know that multitasking is actually impossible? Also, women are better at it!
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>Those hecking conspiracy nuts think lost technology tatarian static electricity collectors were real, what ignoramuses
<
>OHHHH MYYY FAUCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>Those hecking conspiracy nuts think lost technology tatarian static electricity collectors were real, what ignoramuses
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>OHHHH MYYY FAUCCCIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>Zist is just like my heckin wholesome nostalgic indie slop five night at fredsons but now its even more affirming!!!
>Zist is just like my heckin wholesome nostalgic indie slop five night at fredsons but now its even more affirming!!!
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>just delete /jak/ already its a useless board
>just delete /jak/ already its a useless board
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>I happen to own this universe
>I happen to own this universe
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>BULL FUCKING MY WIFE SPEEDRUN (sub 5 minutes)
>BULL FUCKING MY WIFE SPEEDRUN (sub 5 minutes)
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>nintendo switch 2 sold out
>nintendo switch 2 sold out
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>eating twice the recommended dose of vitamins so your piss turns neon yellow
>eating twice the recommended dose of vitamins so your piss turns neon yellow
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>attempting to summon poopson
>attempting to summon poopson
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>[You must obtain a Soyjak Pass™ subscription to view the contents of this post.]
>[You must obtain a Soyjak Pass™ subscription to view the contents of this post.]
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>To prevent raids, the maximum number of threads has been limited per hour. Please check back later or post in an existing thread.
ARYANdev, could you kindly deactivate this if you haven't already? newtrannies don't know of the existence of this board
>To prevent raids, the maximum number of threads has been limited per hour. Please check back later or post in an existing thread.
ARYANdev, could you kindly deactivate this if you haven't already? newtrannies don't know of the existence of this board
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>'Jak him
>'Jak him
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i guess ill start using this now
i guess ill start using this now
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>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>The fact that it's copypasta means…….
>
>…….WHAT, exactly? Hmm?
>
>Go on, explain your butthurt with logic and intelligence. Or at least try, and fail hilariously at it. This ought to be GOOD. *sits down with a popcorn bucket*
>The fact that it's copypasta means…….
>
>…….WHAT, exactly? Hmm?
>
>Go on, explain your butthurt with logic and intelligence. Or at least try, and fail hilariously at it. This ought to be GOOD. *sits down with a popcorn bucket*
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>IT'S RAINING 'JAKS!
>FAUCILLUJAH!
>IT'S RAINING 'JAKS!
>RAINING 'JAKS!
>I'M GONNA LET MYSELF GET!
>ABSOLUTE SOYED AND CUCKED!
>IT'S RAINING 'JAKS!
>FAUCILLUJAH!
>IT'S RAINING 'JAKS!
>RAINING 'JAKS!
>I'M GONNA LET MYSELF GET!
>ABSOLUTE SOYED AND CUCKED!
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>poo poo spray? or fabric?
>poo poo spray? or fabric?
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>OMG THIS BOARD IS JUST LIKE THE OLD KWAY
>OMG THIS BOARD IS JUST LIKE THE OLD KWAY
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>Soyjak lore is kino sometimes
>Soyjak lore is kino sometimes
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>soyjak lore
>nateverse
>making porn of soyjaks
>making cum tributes to jannies/admins
>sharty history
<sharty culture
<soyjak origins
<natetok
<quoting people with soyjaks
<hating jannies/admins
>soyjak lore
>nateverse
>making porn of soyjaks
>making cum tributes to jannies/admins
>sharty history
<sharty culture
<soyjak origins
<natetok
<quoting people with soyjaks
<hating jannies/admins
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>get outta my ass if you stay in my ass how will I get blacked get out I just drank soylent I can't shit get out GET OUTTTTTT!
>get outta my ass if you stay in my ass how will I get blacked get out I just drank soylent I can't shit get out GET OUTTTTTT!
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>Soybeans grow, Xitter tweets, gems shine, and xister? I cancel people.
>Soybeans grow, Xitter tweets, gems shine, and xister? I cancel people.
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>Invalid image.
>Invalid image.
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>MFW the bull fucks me
>MFW the bull fucks me
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>y-yeah i took my meds… i f-finally feel better now, j-just like the doc said
>y-yeah i took my meds… i f-finally feel better now, j-just like the doc said
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>naming your soijaks with implausibly high numbers at the end
>naming your soijaks with implausibly high numbers at the end
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>FDR actually prolonged the great depression
>FDR actually prolonged the great depression
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>fritz the cat n shiet
>fritz the cat n shiet
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>because you touch yourself at night.
>because you touch yourself at night.
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>BOTH SIDES LE BAD!!!
>BOTH SIDES LE BAD!!!
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>test
>test
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>i-is that gm_construct? AHHHHH! I'M PISSING MYSELF! ITS TOO SCARRY!!! AHHHH!
>i-is that gm_construct? AHHHHH! I'M PISSING MYSELF! ITS TOO SCARRY!!! AHHHH!
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>>>>>>>>>traditional soyaking
>>>>>>>>>traditional soyaking
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>UNholy raisin bro, this punk rock is so kino!
<more kino than Jefre Cantu-Ledesma..?
>uhhh, no! No, o-of course not…
>UNholy raisin bro, this punk rock is so kino!
<more kino than Jefre Cantu-Ledesma..?
>uhhh, no! No, o-of course not…
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>Ranking Every BLACKED Episode Ever
>Ranking Every BLACKED Episode Ever
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>infinite scrolling index
>infinite scrolling index
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>tfw mom didn't bring home the tendies
>tfw mom didn't bring home the tendies
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>the bull left my wife for another wife
>the bull left my wife for another wife
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>Did you just fucking use an em dash for its purpose? Ai much?
>Don't you know you're literally killing artist and writers sweaty?
>Did you just fucking use an em dash for its purpose? Ai much?
>Don't you know you're literally killing artist and writers sweaty?
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>you can't just fucking pirate indie games you PoS!
>you can't just fucking pirate indie games you PoS!
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giblet
giblet
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