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>SOYTEEN: There was only one bot
>FROOT: One? Are you sure?
>SOYTEEN: Yes. They called it… furudo erika at the door demanding to enter (asmr roleplay)
>SOOT: Why was it not banned with the rest of their coal?
>SOYTEEN: It was strategically botted, as we 'nished their other coal.
>SOYTEEN: But I followed with all the jannies in my command.
>DOLL: When you first saw the upcoming 6 millionth GET, were you blinded by its majesty?
>SOYTEEN: Blinded?
>DOLL: Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?
>SOYTEEN: No.
>DOLL: Yet the trannies were able to evade your jannies, steal the 6 millionth GET… and desecrate it with their filthy brimstone!
>SOYTEEN: Noble Hieradmins. Surely you understand that once the Jarty attacked -
>(Janny Council roars)
>SOOT: There will be order in this council!
>FROOT: You were right to focus your attention on the Jarty. But this Tranny, this Moroccan Coaler…
>SOYTEEN: By the time I had learned of the Tranny's intent…
>SOYTEEN: there was nothing I could do.
>(Janny Council roars, calls him a traitor)
>DOLL: Noble Admin Froot this has gone on long enough. Make an example of this coaler! The Council demands it!
>FROOT: You are one of our most treasured jannies. Long have you lead your jannies with honor and distinction…
>FROOT: but your inability to safeguard the 6 millionth GET, was a colossal failure.
>(Janny Council roars, one of the councilors calls it heresy)
>JANNY COUNCILOR: Nay, it was heresy!
>(Janny Council roars even louder)
>SOYTEEN: I will continue my campaign against the coalers!
>FROOT: No! You will not.
>FROOT: Soon the Great Gemming shall begin…
>FROOT: But when it does, the weight of you coal will stay your feet…
>FROOT: and you shall be left behind.

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gem

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trannies are sliding this gemstone

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>>1626
trvthnvke

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>>1624
bump

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>>1624
trannies cant ignore this one

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>>1624
gemerald

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covenanterald

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>Not gonna lie to you, lieutenant. You're stepping into some shoes the rest of the teens would rather leave unfilled. Me, I'm just happy to have the mods back up to full strength. Just one thing - I've seen your file, even the parts the dark kuzist censors didn't want me to. Glad to have your skillset. But we're aryan. That BBC stuff stays behind. Clear?

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>>1632
what about the parts where they left 'p up for 15 whole minutes?

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finely cut diamond

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trvke bumo

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>>1632
reacherald


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