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how hard is it to just get a country to kidnap me and biogenetically engineer me into a super soldier? why cant this be my purpose in life? i would love to be half robot fighting for a country i do not speak the language of

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Not particularly difficult. It's honestly likely that at least the US and maybe the EU/China have such programs, but there's probably a higher chance you'll die an agonizing death or just get executed once they perfect the formula so they can use it on their own men.

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>>264183
get me in contact asap

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drink pervitin and you become super soldier

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This might be either a "drone" fetish or just a cool power fantasy, but idk OP, because lets see; the reason for a gov to kidnap you and use you is more of a political enemy reporpussing program more than an "honor", so they show get your ass for talking bad about the glowies of there and see phissical potential and easy "brain access" in you, or just excell has a top soldier in the army and "win" that upgrade i guess

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>>264184
just run into A51 or something

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>>264201
lmfao not a fetish
realistically, if im 18, whats the fastest way to join a foreign military/mercenary group?

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>>264218
Look into the French Foreign Legion, they seem kind of cool if you don’t mind working with Armenians and North Africans or whatever

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roder4

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>>264221
They probably don't fight anymore after Russia-sponsored juntas told them to leave Mali, Burkina Faso and Niger.

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I don't want to tell which one fights because I don't want to advice about deadly activities.

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>>264221
per chance, i would learn french too

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Maybe you could go to Hong Kong and take one of those tours of North Korea, and when you get there, beat up a bunch of their malnourished soldiers like Peter Griffin. They’d probably draft you into one of their gook-fu propaganda units

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if theres a super soldier program they would only give it to a super patriotic golem , so a guy in the army.

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I don't know why but this seems like a thread you'd find in crystal cafe

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nigga wants to be hardcore henry



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