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hopefully the final review.
Turns out they took their sweet fucking time to tell me "erm the poorly drawn swastika? that means u have to tick off germany to release"
That took them 2 fucking months. They didnt tell us the actual game issues for two months. The only other complaint was that they needed le heckin legal proof that a david thoughie (fair use) song is actually not a hecking copyright infringement
steamjeets really took 2 months to see shit from NIGHT ONE and the MAIN MENU
Its been submitted for review again and ive requested some press keys, so if you have a youtube channel with a decent enough size, email me for a key.

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i always wondered how you guys were gonna handle all the copyrighted shit, i thought the steam version would be censored

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>>3291
we arent infringing albeit

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thats like the one time i tried to cancel something that the grocery store worker pinged with that zapper gun or something, scary times.

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sage

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>>3294
saging a stickied thread award

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>>3295
YOU WONT TAKE AWAY MY RIGHT TO SAGE A STICKY
IT'LL GO DOWN EVENTUALLY

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>>3295
>YOU WONT TAKE AWAY MY RIGHT TO SAGE A STICKY
>IT'LL GO DOWN EVENTUALLY

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>>3289
geg i thought they were leaking over the 2 second troon hanging in the trailer good work froot

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>>3289
You submitted it over the holiday perioid YOU FUCKING RETYARD

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>>3300
the jannies dont stop for holidays, they replied on january 1st..

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yay

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hey it's me turkey tom, email me a steam key please

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>>3289
I'd email you, but genuinely speaking I want to fund the devs who spent their time creating this soon-to-be-gem of a game.
Glad to hear FNAC will be released soon, keep us posted Froot!

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>>3305
samest samefaggot award

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>>3306
Samefag to who, sport?

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>>3289
cool

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>hopefully the final review.
>Turns out they took their sweet fucking time to tell me "erm the poorly drawn swastika? that means u have to tick off germany to release"
>That took them 2 fucking months. They didnt tell us the actual game issues for two months. The only other complaint was that they needed le heckin legal proof that a david thoughie (fair use) song is actually not a hecking copyright infringement
steamjeets really took 2 months to see shit from NIGHT ONE and the MAIN MENU
>Its been submitted for review again and ive requested some press keys, so if you have a youtube channel with a decent enough size, email me for a key.

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>>3311
fail

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>>3313
xey are so cute when drinking cum together

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>>3314
How large your tube channel has to be?

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>>3292
Fr00t you have to get a mechanical license for David Thoughie

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Can you release it somewhere else for us Krauts?

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>>3317
Got to renazify first

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SAGE!

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Go up

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>>3319
Saged a sticky award

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>>3289
<FRQQT = GOD

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>>3317
ill drop a guide on how to enable GODstikas if you live in muslim land (germany)

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>>3323
isnt that illegal

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>>3289
no mame wey why the fuck is the UI so old like that I thought they did a minimalism???

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>>3323
>ill drop a guide on how to enable GODstikas if you live in muslim land (germany)

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>sory sir, game has swastika, that's racist, tick the no racist option
<fuck you mean it took you 2 months to see le hecking windmills?
>sir, calm down or how WCshnu is praised, also song is copyright
<It's a fucking parody song you fucking cow shit eater
>sir, do not redeem the steam key

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>>3326
>yes way holmes, these vatos done made me use the uhhhh 2009 ui or whatever wey
>>3329
gem

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>>3331
sorta unrelated but do you think this game will actually make anyone mad or do you think it'll fly under the radar smoothly?>>3331

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>>3333
probably wont make anyone mad since its pretty innocent, also quads

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>>3334
what about.. Ze Troons?

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>>3333
checked also it will make the jarty seethe because that's all they've ever been able to do

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>>3289
>two months
Blame the legions of AIslop games that Valve greenlit.

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germany be like
"if we dont allow swastikas in our country that unkills the jews or something"

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>>3334
I dont really use this site. hey dude can i please have a press key for me and my friend solarfif. we are going to do a collab stream on the game.

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>>3334
proof its me btw

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>>3339
>>3340
GIVE OUR QUEEN THE KEY

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>>3291
The songs a parody of an existing song which is protected use

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Thank you fruit. dont know if this is a good thing or not lol.

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>>3289
Replace the swastika with a star of david for the german release

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I thought it was a spaztika not even properly drawn do germs leak over that still?

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>>3347
I think so, aldoe there was a poster that had a real swastika in it so maybe that's what got germclitties in a twist

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>>3345
this isnt ever happening. fake ass screenshot


hunters mods just banned me simply because I was apart of the sharty. xis mods are litterally furrys and our brainwashing our queen into not playing the game

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>>3349
Its real xhey made a youtube community post about getting the key 3hrs ago

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>>3349
Its real xhey made a youtube community post about getting the key 3hrs ago

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/fnac/ aka blog.frooty

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>>3289
Let me review FNAC early froot my youtube channel has 700 subs

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niggers

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<hopefully the final review.
<Turns out they took their sweet fucking time to tell me "erm the poorly drawn swastika? that means u have to tick off germany to release"
<That took them 2 fucking months. They didnt tell us the actual game issues for two months. The only other complaint was that they needed le heckin legal proof that a david thoughie (fair use) song is actually not a <hecking copyright infringement
<steamjeets really took 2 months to see shit from NIGHT ONE and the MAIN MENU
<Its been submitted for review again and ive requested some press keys, so if you have a youtube channel with a decent enough size, email me for a key

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>>3289
Hey Froot what's your email again? I might actually shoot you a message regarding the key, since I am 100% interested in doing a full playthrough of the game, genuine. (Even the 4/20 version of the custom night mode of it, if that exists)

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>>3357
hi chris chan

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>>3359
baited nobody

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>>3331
WopNIGGERS lost
SpicGODS won

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FROOOOOOOOOOOT replace the swastikas with QOS in the german version

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There's already a FNAC game called five nights at candy's and it's 10000x bigger than fnac should we rename fnac

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>>3289
Froot what about the switch and soylent bottle in intro will you grt strikes?

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How is Steam full of garbage if their game review process takes this long?

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>>3413
The garbage asset flips are short retarded and bland with no complexity, so the steam jannies let it right through.

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>>3414
So what you're saying is that actually well-made games like FNAC go through the review process hell while cheaply made bullshit just get let in without issue? That's retarded.

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>>3392
>TSMT

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>>3416
Marge fnac IS a well made game

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>>3416
>>well-made games like FNAC

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>>3394
tsmt
rename FNAC to Five Nights at the Asoylum (FNATA)

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The 2-3 business days are already over, it's the steam jannies will take another 2 months to review, it's joever

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froot is been a while now why is the game still not on sale ?

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Can you not just threaten to charge back the steam direct fee if they don't offer prompt responses to why the review is taking so much longer than expected?

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FROOOOOOT RELEASE THE GOD DAMN GAME ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>3447
don't do this

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Gay nigger fail

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>gay nigger fail

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>>3450
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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dead

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Is this game still in niggerlimbo or did everyone give up on it?

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>>3477
tvvo more vveeks, trvst the plqn

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>>3289
can't wait to hear what new pozzed non issue steam support brings up in 38 days

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Someone said before that some of Steam staff dislike sharty so they're trying to stall this as much as possible, it's believable to me now. It wouldn't take this long to review it this game has any non ? wholesome big chungus content, they're definitely stalling on purpose

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>>3487
just wait two more weeks bro it's not that hard

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>>3488
tsmt

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While trying to access this game's steam community page(https://steamcommunity.com/app/2709910) I got this warning. I have visited that page multiple times but I don't think I had that warning before
Or maybe I remember wrong, was this always there?

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>>3490
>nudity even doe there is no nudity

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>>3491
Ev&oe Cobson shows off his BWC

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why is the file deleted?

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>>3496
embedded 'p

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>is this a hecking transphobic game trying to be uploaded to steam!?
>better ghost them until they give up that will own the chuds

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>>3504
Froot NEEDS to keep pressuring them until they either release the game or highlight their bias, them we throw them out to the antisjw wolves for denying "free speech"

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>>3507
nothing would happen idiot

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Frooooot release it on epic games store instead



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