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Took a glance at my flaccid twp while sitting on a toilet and physically cringed at how pathetically small it is. What are the viable non-surgical methods of growing a larger cock?
A guy on /b/ sent me here

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Lose weight

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>>54612
I'm skinny

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>saying "twp" unironically
log off the internet for 3 months man, trust me

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>>54614
How's that supposed to make it larger?

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I can teach you, but I have to charge

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OP doesnt realise that for his dick size to matter he would need to get a girlfriend first

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>>54611 (OP)
Small penises are for intelligent, thinking men.
Who cares what women think? Women regularly have coitus with dogs, their opinion was never valuable, and if you think otherwise you're good friends with the male feminist club.

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>>54642
>huurrr foids don't like me therefore they're dumb and inferior and it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm a genetic dead end that will never breed!!! muh yt girls fuck dogs!!!
Come on dude, I'm looking for an advice and not clittycel copes

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>>54643
Growing your dick is easy

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>>54641
Sex is for subhumans

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>>54645
Then tell me how to do it nigga!

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>>54647
Your penis needs sunlight and water in order to grow.

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>>54648
Nigga it's not a plant

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>>54647
Nah, we can't have the knowledge to spread further. If everybody has a big dick, nobody has a big dick. Also you could get hurt, and I couldn't bear that responsability.

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>>54650
But I'll give you a hint. It's kinda like a muscle, or your brain I guess.

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>>54651
Hanging, clamping, pumping, stretching, jelqing, rinse and repeat

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>>54652
Nah, way too much effort and hurts your dick. What I'm talking about is one step, 0 work.

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A measure of a man's worth is not his dick but his accomplishments. First off get off of /b/, as those people are retarded troon faggots. The jannies at 4cuck are retarded troon faggots, and they have turned 4cuck into a retarded troon echo chamber. The USAID money has dried up so they can't afford the bots or to suppress the other sites now. Furthermore all of 4cuck's enemies are working day and night to doxxx them.


I digress.

Unless your parents gave you puberty blockers, your dick should be just fine. MAYBE if you are a pajeet you might have a tiny dick? but that's IF the dick size studies are to be believed, and frankly i don't trust them because academia was hijacked by retarded homosexuals and foids. Foids are double retarded and can't even cook anymore, much less do legitimate science.

Instead focus on having some accomplishments. work on your health, work on your mind, and quit obsessing over sex. A woman who complains about a dick being too small is a whore, the type that has a shelf of bad dragon dildos and who has a weight bigger than her credit rating. IF your dick is too big you will make them bleed down there when you are done.

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>>54655
>IF your dick is too big you will make them bleed down there when you are done.
That's what my end goal is doe



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