there's this noisy latino as a roomieI'm starting for 2 weeks the fermentation of:- 30g chococal hazelnut vegan protein powder- my piss- one dog poop i'll ask to someone in the park- smashed overcooked lentils- water and orange juice (sugar bac

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/fit/ protein chemical vegan weapon Chud 04/23/25 (Wed) 11:10:18 №44107 [Quote]

there's this noisy latino as a roomie
I'm starting for 2 weeks the fermentation of:
- 30g chococal hazelnut vegan protein powder
- my piss
- one dog poop i'll ask to someone in the park
- smashed overcooked lentils
- water and orange juice (sugar bactery fuel)

I'll make it 1 Liter of chemical weapon, I need it to be thick. I'll cover his door and food shelf with it.
The odor will stick kinda forever
It's 1% done and it is really hard to breath already. I only mixed 1 week old protein with water so far and it is already EXTREME

Chud 04/23/25 (Wed) 11:13:36 №44113 [Quote]

>>44107 (OP)
>Those walls
>Envase reciclable
Just say your roomie, good idea tho, you should add ground oats and milk with added protein, the mix stinks and generates pressure so it will squirt out of the bottle with the other stuff

Chud 04/23/25 (Wed) 17:18:14 №45076 [Quote]

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>>44113
I'll let the oat absorbe th water then I'll do smashed oat. I added a bit of chocolate proteins to make it look like a turd

Also, I went to the dog park. Saw a HB7 with beagle dog pooping. I go to her but the dog was a fast pooper and by the time I went to her she already threw the turd away in the trash bin, so I grabbed it from there.
How should I work with the dog turd ?

Chud 04/23/25 (Wed) 17:21:20 №45082 [Quote]

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here's the oat being prepared

Chud 04/25/25 (Fri) 11:55:38 №52376 [Quote]

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update: it looks dangerous

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 19:41:11 №54211 [Quote]

update: i barely opened the bottle to release the pressure. had to run
my fingertip was smelling extremly strong from just opening the tap
it smells like a cow cadaver big worst, mixxed with the strongest old farts ever

extremely potent
dangerous
I fear I might throw up during the proccess

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 21:52:49 №54213 [Quote]

im feeling sick after 5 seconds of exposition to the gases

Chud 05/07/25 (Wed) 22:14:56 №54214 [Quote]

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Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 01:55:25 №54219 [Quote]

>im feeling sick after 5 seconds of exposition to the gases

You should add some coconut or olive oil to the mixture or add in Honey or syrup to the mix… It would hold scent molecules tightly and slow their evaporation. The smell would linger longer in the air or on a surface.

Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 14:08:25 №54223 [Quote]

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The attack has been completed
He went on vacation for a week so I though I could take the time to pick his lock, but I didn't succeed.
So instead I used a little tube and a syringe to insert it under his door
I could only inject 150ml before it started leaking in the corridor. So I took bits of sponges that I stuck in the gap to block it

I washed the corridor a few times with bleach but it still smells like cadaver.
Now I'm at the airport and will contact another roomie on a few days to see how it went

Chud 05/08/25 (Thu) 14:09:54 №54224 [Quote]

>>54219
I though about adding oil or sugar but I didn't took the time.
Honestly the thing is super smelly and working with it is really hard

Chud 05/10/25 (Sat) 15:36:27 №54267 [Quote]

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Update from another roomie who's still in that flat

Chud 05/10/25 (Sat) 15:37:15 №54268 [Quote]

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>>54267
collateral damage kekkk

Chud 05/14/25 (Wed) 08:26:11 №54327 [Quote]

The Dominican guy comes back tomorrow

The thing is dry now I guess and must have released a lot of gases that must have seeped into the floor and walls and all his stuff

I doubt they'll manage to wash it away

Chud 05/15/25 (Thu) 04:29:56 №54350 [Quote]

>>54327
looking forward to hearing the fallout of your biological warfare you nigger

Chud 05/15/25 (Thu) 05:17:57 №54351 [Quote]

nigga you're fucking crazy

absolute gem of a thread

Chud 05/15/25 (Thu) 10:54:59 №54352 [Quote]

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He's mean to come back today. Maybe in the evening, idk

Chud 05/18/25 (Sun) 12:37:03 №54460 [Quote]

>>54352
you still alive?

Chud 05/18/25 (Sun) 20:03:42 №54466 [Quote]

>>54460
Yes, I'll ask again for news tomorrow

Chud 05/19/25 (Mon) 04:50:54 №54468 [Quote]

>>54466
on pinds and needles waiting

Chud 05/20/25 (Tue) 21:18:39 №54491 [Quote]

>>54466
update us nigga

Chud 05/20/25 (Tue) 23:16:48 №54493 [Quote]

kek, it's kino!

Chud 05/21/25 (Wed) 13:30:54 №54503 [Quote]

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>>54491
He's not answering anymore. I fear the worst

Chud 05/22/25 (Thu) 03:19:51 №54515 [Quote]

>>54503
congratulations. you contaminated the whole apt complex and the government had to nuke it from orbit to keep the plague from spreading. hope you're happy

Chud 05/24/25 (Sat) 05:25:26 №54541 [Quote]

>>54503
still waitingd

Chud 05/24/25 (Sat) 18:05:40 №54550 [Quote]

>>54503
waiting patiently, we need an update

Patient-037 06/01/25 (Sun) 13:04:55 №54695 [Quote]