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For me, it's the great Chinese and southeast Asian sport of water buffalo fighting. In Vietnamese the sport is known as chọi trâu which translates to buffalo fighting, and in Chinese it's known as 斗牛 which translates to bull fighting.

Truly great buffalo like Optimus Prime have even been covered by the Wall Street Journal. https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB10000872396390444508504577593062173053248

In this thread I will share some of the most exciting highlights from water buffalo fights. Keep in mind that these are just highlights. Many water buffalo fights are highly technical affairs as the water buffalo push and battle for position.

Another good article about the sport: https://www.sixthtone.com/news/1006372

As one of the biggest American fans of water buffalo fights, I have made all of these webms myself and have spent countless hours browsing strange Chinese streaming websites to find the best water buffalo content. I recently joined the Chinese app WeChat and have been attempting to discuss water buffalo with some of its users.

FAQ:
>Do all the fights end this fast?
No. Most water buffalo fights are characterized by long shoving matches that end when one water buffalo gives up and retreats

>Isn't this mean to the buffalo?

No. Male water buffalo absolutely love fighting. The water buffalo are treated like gods by their owners. It would be incredibly cruel to not to allow the buffalo to battle as nature intended.

>How much does a water buffalo cost? I want to buy one

Good fighting water buffalo often cost hundreds of thousands of Yuan. 100k yuan = about $16,000

>why do they jump on the buffalo?

Jumping on the buffalo after it's KO'd helps revive the buffalo. It works similarly to CPR.

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inb4 some sensitive little pussies cry about the water buffalo fight. Read the FAQ in the OP you fucking pansies, I clearly explain that the buffalo ENJOY fighting.

If you can't handle some water buffalo fighting, go back to your safe space on ESPN or OutSports website

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I attempted to chat with the Chinese on WeChat to learn more about their great sport, but it was hard to communicate. This guy seemed to think I was Vietnamese.

Do you have any tips?

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lil meme I made for the true playas

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BOOM BOOM BUFFALO

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KABLAM BUFFALO

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DAM SON

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>wearing red to the buffalo ring
I seriously hope you guys don't do that

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I will be back to post more based buffalo later

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>>41989 (OP)
That last one was cruel. The loser clearly didn't want to fight

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>>42544
He wanted to fight until he got dropped. Almost all fights end with a buffalo running away after realizing he's been defeated. It's just like how the fights end in nature.

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>>42562
Whatever you say, gorefag. Hope your topic gets nuked again

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>>42698
Only a tranny janny like the ones on 4chan would delete a sports thread on a sports board

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kino thread

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This thread made me laugh - thanks OP enjoy your cowshow

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>>42698
You seem a bit mad and womanly. Stop injecting yourself with estrogen.

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sleep tight buffalo

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>>41989 (OP)
>inhumane people doing animal cruelty
gay

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>>42562
They don't want to fight, they have literally no where else to go. That buffalo just stood there.

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>>42884
>>42698
faggot groyper fuentes nigger behavior is all you know, OP.
you'll be disappointed when you find out how unliked you are here

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Lmao at the faggy ass zoomies pizzing and shidding over /BUF/.. unironcally kys. This raisin is kino, thank you OP.

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>>43573
Groyper? What the fuck makes you think that?

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I'm not a Groyper, I do not like Nick Fuentes, and I generally like Jewish people

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Of course, my favorite people are those who practice and promote the great sport of water buffalo fighting.

The buffalo owners take great care and do everything in their power to successfully revive their beloved beasts when there are knockouts.

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Bump

OP please come back

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>>47201
I'm back :-)

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Translated comments from a Chinese streaming site.

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>>47357
Thank you BUFFALO CHAD

I was holding out for more water buffalo content

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What do they charge to see an event? Also do they eat the dead animals after? If an American went to an event do they treat you like a tourist or does they not care? Also how does peta feel about this

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>>47596
>What do they charge to see an event?
I'm not sure

Also do they eat the dead animals after?
I know they typically slaughter and eat the buffalo after the Vietnamese matches. I'm not sure if the Chinese buffalo are ever eaten. In China, highly respected respected buffalo like the great Optimus Prime are often buried whole when they die. I thought I'd made a few webms showing funeral processions and saved some images of the buffalo burial sites, but I can't find them.

>If an American went to an event do they treat you like a tourist or does they not care?

I'm not sure. I really want to go to a buffalo event. I hope they would be glad that some random white guy enjoys their sport.

>Also how does peta feel about this

They hate fun things so they probably hate it.

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>>42013
Use DeepL or a dedicated chink translator

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kek I remember you from /sp/. I did give you some tips back then and glad you still keep going. kinda based ngl.

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>>49136
Thanks, anon. I’m going to try to make some more webms soon. There were some good highlights from fights around Lunar New Year I need to put together.

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>>42013
>>49059
that's vietnamese doe

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>>50626
How did you learn so much about foreign languages?

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>>49803
Where were my manners? I forgot to post a delightful buffalo.

I didn't make webms yet. Sorry buffabros

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Retards blather on and on about how "hurr durr it's cruel to buffalo" without even realizing how much the buffalo love fighting. They love fighting so much that they watch fight footage so they can study and improve their techniques.

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>>51090
are asian buffalo even capable of seeing screens? i know north american buffalo are blind as fuck

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>>43598
>likes animal cruelty
>likes jews
that checks out

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>>51226
Probably

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>>51317
I'll keep celebrating the bombing of Nazi Germany and the bombing of the Japanese empire. When I saw the Enola Gay at the Smithsonian Air and Space museum I felt full of American pride.

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>>51530
Of course you do, because you're a fucking kike. Go back to sacrificing chickens you cultist faggot.

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>>51587
stay mad, muhamMAD

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Can we keep /buf/ when /sp/ returns? 'jak can keep /chess/

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>>51606
>Can we keep /buf/ when /sp/ returns? 'jak can keep /chess/
I'll probably keep posting /buf/ here because I got banned by the /sp/ jannies so many times for buffalo posting. Some doofus here tried to get me banned but it didn't work

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One fun thing they have at the buffalo fights is events between the fights. This lady caught 3 chickens.

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this is some real 3rd world sh1t bro

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>this is some real 3rd world sh1t bro

Yeah, thats why it still has soul. Keep posting bullchad

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>thats why it still has soul

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>>51598
I hope you get devoured by wild pigs

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>>51530
Bombing nips is based, bombing Nazis is cringe.

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>>51946
Dudes will seethe about "globohomo" and then seethe about other countries unique cultural traditions. I think some dudes just love seething desu

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do they die or get knocked out

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Wtf
This is a widespread thing there?

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>>53428
Usually just knocked out. Deaths do sometimes happen and it's a terrible tragedy that often brings fans and owners to tears.

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>>53570
It's concentrated in rural areas. I remember one translated comment on a Chinese streaming site was some bitchy girl (kind of like the people here who bitch about buffalo) saying something like "which province's bad habits?"

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>>53907
I see. I find it hard to translate a lot of stuff like that because it requires so much cultural context that I lack. They have a ton of weird raisin like this too if you try searching on weibo

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>>53972
I just take all the translations at face value because it's more fun that way

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>>53986
This does actually happen

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>>41989 (OP)
Yoooooooooo
This is cool as fuck

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neat

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>>54024
>>54025
Thanks, buffabros.

Sometimes the buffalo rampage. Nobody knows why they do it.

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Humans have been terribly injured in rampages.

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>>54034
Some guy at a buffalo festival in Vietnam got killed by a rampage but I didn't make a webm of it. The guy in the webm I posted lived.

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